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#587006 - 03/26/13 03:11 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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If by "last actual porn star to have been made" you mean their plastic surgeon retired, OK.
As annoying as her yapping may be, Sasha Grey has had more mainstream success and is a more recognizable name than Jesse Jane. Jesse started 4 years before Sasha.
And there will be others.
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#587013 - 03/26/13 04:15 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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i think jesse jane,teagan,and another dp girl wore strap ons in a cameo on entourage.i dont remember who the other girl was.
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#587048 - 03/26/13 07:16 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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Odds that is Darrah ......
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#587049 - 03/26/13 07:17 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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looking through her tumblr it could be. that hooker does love her p0rn interviews.
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#587053 - 03/26/13 07:23 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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The only 5 of these worth a download:
Staci Silverstone [never seen before] Anikka Albrite Remy Lacroix Riley Reid Lily Carter
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#587054 - 03/26/13 07:28 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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looking through her tumblr it could be. that hooker does love her p0rn interviews. And Darrah was always obsessed, IMHO, with Jenna Jameson being mainstream. Which I never bought into. And, the impact she would have on the next set of whores. If I mention Jenna Jameson to a group of women, few would know who I was taking about. Even less if its Sasha Grey. But, if I say Marilyn Chambers, I'd say I get decent name recognition. Linda Lovelace, likely the highest.
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#587102 - 03/27/13 09:03 AM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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Of the currently active girls, I'd say Stoya has the greatest cross-over potential. She has some serious acrobatic skills too.
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#587106 - 03/27/13 09:50 AM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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Uomo did you have a sedar? Two, in fact. First as a participant. Last night as "leader".
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#587118 - 03/27/13 11:59 AM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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jewy, but i'd fuck her. bet she likes getting treated like shit.
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#587231 - 03/28/13 03:36 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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If by "last actual porn star to have been made" you mean their plastic surgeon retired, OK.
As annoying as her yapping may be, Sasha Grey has had more mainstream success and is a more recognizable name than Jesse Jane. Jesse started 4 years before Sasha. Disagree. I have never seen anything that Grey was in, and after seeing a pic of her, it's clear why. Even after seeing a pic, if you put her in a line up of whores, I'd never be able to pick her out. Jesse and Jenna however....that's a different story. Both those stick out as your typical porn whore. Blonde hair, big fake titties. What most non complete pervs like you think of a whore. Grey, if memory serves me correct, is rather plain, and completely unappealing. My guess is that the "fame' she has gained is from doing the less appealing work. But these whores should realize it wasn't just the looks that put Tera, Jenna and Jesse to the top of the list, it's what they did with their careers
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#587233 - 03/28/13 03:42 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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It was more all the advertising than anything they "did with their careers". All of them were AWFUL pornstars.
Sasha was foisted upon us as a possible mainstream by mainstream people who found her teenage angst philosophicsophomoricbabble "intellectual".
But, as you noted, it has been an epic FAIL.
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#587239 - 03/28/13 04:37 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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If by "last actual porn star to have been made" you mean their plastic surgeon retired, OK.
As annoying as her yapping may be, Sasha Grey has had more mainstream success and is a more recognizable name than Jesse Jane. Jesse started 4 years before Sasha. Disagree. I have never seen anything that Grey was in, and after seeing a pic of her, it's clear why. Even after seeing a pic, if you put her in a line up of whores, I'd never be able to pick her out. Jesse and Jenna however....that's a different story. Both those stick out as your typical porn whore. Blonde hair, big fake titties. What most non complete pervs like you think of a whore. Grey, if memory serves me correct, is rather plain, and completely unappealing. My guess is that the "fame' she has gained is from doing the less appealing work. But these whores should realize it wasn't just the looks that put Tera, Jenna and Jesse to the top of the list, it's what they did with their careers Did Jenna or Jesse ever have an ass like this? Did Jenna ever put her's to good use? According to IAFD Jesse never did. I figure the Pirates scene was a group one and someone else took it hard way. I could give a crap what Sasha's thoughts are.
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#587247 - 03/28/13 06:18 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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Jesse Jane most likely never did anal. If she did, it's unreleased material. IAFD says neither Jenna nor Jesse did anal.
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#587251 - 03/28/13 06:41 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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Sasha was foisted upon us as a possible mainstream by mainstream people who found her teenage angst philosophicsophomoricbabble "marketable". Fixed that for you.
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#587254 - 03/28/13 06:58 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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It was more all the advertising than anything they "did with their careers". All of them were AWFUL pornstars. I think that's an important point here. The amount of advertising and promotion available to Tera and Jenna will not be equaled in these days of porn's budgets. You don't see big posters and display pieces of porn chicks anymore, do you? (@Fartz) I also think that's a valid point about performance. Those girls were marketable because of their model looks on box covers and display items. I don't think they were launched into stardom because of their on-screen tactics as much as their photogenecy.(is that a word)
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#587257 - 03/28/13 07:15 PM
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Sasha was foisted upon us as a possible mainstream by mainstream people who found her teenage angst philosophicsophomoricbabble "marketable". Fixed that for you. Thx. They felt that they could market a porn slut mainstream if she was a philosopher of sorts. It was more mainstream guys trying to find a legitimate way of slumming with porn people than actually breaking a glass ceiling. The only "mainstream" porn are things like 9 Songs, Chloe's BJ in the Brown Bunny and whatever Kerry Fox film it was ...
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#587260 - 03/28/13 07:22 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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If by "last actual porn star to have been made" you mean their plastic surgeon retired, OK.
As annoying as her yapping may be, Sasha Grey has had more mainstream success and is a more recognizable name than Jesse Jane. Jesse started 4 years before Sasha. Disagree. I have never seen anything that Grey was in, and after seeing a pic of her, it's clear why. Even after seeing a pic, if you put her in a line up of whores, I'd never be able to pick her out. Jesse and Jenna however....that's a different story. Both those stick out as your typical porn whore. Blonde hair, big fake titties. What most non complete pervs like you think of a whore. Grey, if memory serves me correct, is rather plain, and completely unappealing. My guess is that the "fame' she has gained is from doing the less appealing work. But these whores should realize it wasn't just the looks that put Tera, Jenna and Jesse to the top of the list, it's what they did with their careers Did Jenna or Jesse ever have an ass like this? Did Jenna ever put her's to good use? According to IAFD Jesse never did. I figure the Pirates scene was a group one and someone else took it hard way. I could give a crap what Sasha's thoughts are. i'm with ya on the sasha grey mainstream bit but she looked dumpy next to the hollywood types in her entourage scenes.
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#587261 - 03/28/13 07:28 PM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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photogenecy.(is that a word) No. But neither are: Photogenicality. Photogenicness. Photogenication. Maybe try: "I don't think they were launched into stardom because of their on-screen tactics as much as for being photogenic."
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#587277 - 03/29/13 12:11 AM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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i'm with ya on the sasha grey mainstream bit but she looked dumpy next to the hollywood types in her entourage scenes. Dumpy is the new "hot" It seems Fat Man's obsession Cali and Marie Cherish was just trend setting in taste because that bad actress of young adult vampire movies could be the third sister of those cum DUMPYsters. Under bites are so fucking vomit inducing.
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#587288 - 03/29/13 07:50 AM
Re: LA Weekly's Next Jenna Candidates
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I think Paula Malcomson is a better analog to THE Twins. Blonde. Blue. 5-head. That Scot-Irish Hard.
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#587357 - 03/30/13 07:25 AM
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It was more all the advertising than anything they "did with their careers". All of them were AWFUL pornstars. I think that's an important point here. The amount of advertising and promotion available to Tera and Jenna will not be equaled in these days of porn's budgets. You don't see big posters and display pieces of porn chicks anymore, do you? (@Fartz) I also think that's a valid point about performance. Those girls were marketable because of their model looks on box covers and display items. I don't think they were launched into stardom because of their on-screen tactics as much as their photogenecy.(is that a word) No not at all. Nobody gives a fuck about names anymore as far as I can see. People are more interested in price-point. It's not 2006 anymore where guys are willing to shell out fifty bucks for a two and a half hour DVD because it has one of "their girls" in it. These days, it's price first, quality second. Jenna was a fucking fluke anyway. She would have been a run-of-the-mill blonde if it wasn't for Howard Stern. He's the guy that shoved her down the throats of a much broader, nationally driven audience. The timing was just right, as well. It was the mid nineties and porn was shifting into something more hardcore and market ready. She was extremely "right place, right time" so to speak. She couldn't act. She had a body that was no better or worse than the current flavors and she wasn't very hardcore either. She owes every single cent she earned to Howard and Orenstein to a degree.
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#587358 - 03/30/13 07:34 AM
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Jenna was a fucking fluke anyway. She would have been a run-of-the-mill blonde if it wasn't for Howard Stern. He's the guy that shoved her down the throats of a much broader, nationally driven audience Great point.
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#587402 - 03/30/13 05:21 PM
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I've always thought the same thing. I never once spilled to her. She was a dime a dozen bottle blonde. Nothing really special. It really could've just as easily been Amy Azurra. Or any surgically enhanced blonde.
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#587412 - 03/30/13 06:13 PM
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#587414 - 03/30/13 06:36 PM
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I used to have what I think was Jenna's first Hustler centerfold, w/ her real tits. They were fucking sweet. After the bolt ons I lost interest.
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#587421 - 03/30/13 09:27 PM
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I used to have what I think was Jenna's first Hustler centerfold, w/ her real tits. They were fucking sweet. After the bolt ons I lost interest. Exactly what happened to me when Mirage added bolt-ons to devolve into Briana Banks.
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#587427 - 03/31/13 12:03 AM
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Jenna was a fucking fluke anyway. She would have been a run-of-the-mill blonde if it wasn't for Howard Stern. He's the guy that shoved her down the throats of a much broader, nationally driven audience Great point. it wasnt just her being on howard,i think being on the e! show:wild on really helped her.i still remember how hot her and her fake tits looked in the corset and skirt she was wearing.shit,she was so hot when she was young.
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#587436 - 03/31/13 06:44 AM
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Yeah, but Howard opened the door. She even said so in her book. Yes, I read that piece of garbage. We had it in the store for years unsold, and on a customer-less Thanksgiving, I knocked it out in one shift out of sheer boredom. I don't even think it humane to force criminals to read that vile drivel.
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#587443 - 03/31/13 10:22 AM
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I love Bill Margold's quote that Jenna is to porn what The Monkees are to rock music.
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#587444 - 03/31/13 10:24 AM
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Quite a severe dig at the Monkees, no?
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#587449 - 03/31/13 11:30 AM
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I love Bill Margold's quote that Jenna is to porn what The Monkees are to rock music. lol
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#587612 - 04/01/13 06:07 PM
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I love Bill Margold's quote that Jenna is to porn what The Monkees are to rock music. so according to margold which whore is the beatles?. i'd love to know. and fartz nailed it with the howard assessment and to add to that from my own personal experience... jenna(and howard) made it cool to be a whore. i don't think there were many dudes watching porn with their old ladys before jenna hit big and she was like sex in the city for the 90's girl.
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#587619 - 04/01/13 06:50 PM
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Elder of Zion
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My fav Monkees reference is from the mid 90s shoegazer wars between the bands Oasis and Pulp. They would talk shit about each other in the press and at one point the guy from Oasis offered up an olive branch. He said ok, Oasis is like the Beatles and Pulp is like the Stones. The guy from Pulp replied: No, we're the Stones AND the Beatles and you guys are the Monkees.
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#587621 - 04/01/13 06:58 PM
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Ginger Lynn:Beatles::Jenna:Bad Monkey's cover band
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#587629 - 04/01/13 07:31 PM
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Loved Oasis and their silly antics. The one brother blowing out his voice and couldn't sing at Unplugged. So he sat in the balcony smoking cigarettes and swilling champagne while the other goofy brother took over the voice duties and nailed it. Fuck. They were the Monkeys.
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#587637 - 04/01/13 07:46 PM
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exactly Barry. those guys were a bunch of fun for a little while.
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