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#574380 - 11/18/12 03:02 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: ]
charin Offline
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From her twitter:



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#574486 - 11/18/12 09:06 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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Again...those lips.

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#574494 - 11/18/12 09:31 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Sho'nuff Offline
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Yeah, I agree.

I hate pointing out how sexy she is, simply because it feels pretty fanboy-ish, but compliments where compliments are due and all that.
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#574495 - 11/18/12 09:38 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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The lips, the pair above the implanted chin, look as if they could have had some dermal fillers or whatever they use to make them fuller.

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#574498 - 11/18/12 09:44 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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Hmmm, to me they just look like they'd look fantastic wrapped around my penis.

I'm shallow and try not to overthink too much.

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#574499 - 11/18/12 09:49 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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They're my real lips. I think it's the angle. Haven't had derma fillers in almost a year and probably won't for a while. It's expensive.

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#574506 - 11/18/12 10:03 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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Done correctly, the result can look good. Not the bigger-is-better model; more like this one here, which looks a bit too full for me to think it grew that way on its own:



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#574508 - 11/18/12 10:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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That woman is beautiful. I tend to believe her lips are natural. Look at that baby-fold/crease of the flesh on her neck. She is well-hydrated.

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#574515 - 11/19/12 12:03 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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True, PD. Most women with lip fillers do enough to just fill out the lips or create fuller yet natural looking lips. It's only the women who way overflate their lips does one notice as fake.

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#574516 - 11/19/12 12:22 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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fuckin titties.

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#574527 - 11/19/12 11:15 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Demonbolloxs Offline
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You can't really tell what the goods are like in the wrapper.
Lets have some unwrapped bazongers Gia.
pretty please.

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#574541 - 11/19/12 01:01 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Somewhere in Florida, in his moms retirement home trailer park, a fat man gently weeps.

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#574543 - 11/19/12 01:46 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Who the hell is that damn happy chappie in your avatar? He seems pleased as punch to be there.
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#574557 - 11/19/12 03:02 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Bornyo]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
Now This is what I'm talking about!!!

Gia pm me your Surgeons Name- he deserves a Goddamned tip.


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#574587 - 11/19/12 06:00 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Are you waiting for them to heal completely before revealing them in all their glory(ie minus bra), or have you developed a sense of modesty in your old(ish) age.


Edited by Blue (11/19/12 06:01 PM)
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#574593 - 11/19/12 06:06 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Waiting for them to heal completely.

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#574650 - 11/19/12 11:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Waiting for them to heal completely.


Sounds like a new series title at Kink.
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#574651 - 11/19/12 11:23 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
True, PD. Most women with lip fillers do enough to just fill out the lips or create fuller yet natural looking lips. It's only the women who way overflate their lips does one notice as fake.



I meant that it can look good when it's done well. Scottie Thompson above looks good, although not exactly natural to me. Rosie Huntington Whiteley would be another example of this hybrid look.
Nikki Benz is on the more obvious side of things and fine, too.
Fetishists of a natural look are probably what lets the better surgeons in the field smile the most.

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#574652 - 11/20/12 12:27 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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gia they look like theyre gonna settle just right and look big on you.kind of remind me of rebecca linaress tits.

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#574889 - 11/22/12 10:55 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Demonbolloxs Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Waiting for them to heal completely.


Timescale on that then Gia ?
I predict with a certain level of certainty that we will never see them completely bare and bouncing.

Prove me wrong ... I DARE YOU

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#574971 - 11/22/12 09:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Waiting for them to heal completely.


When will we see them live?
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#575102 - 11/24/12 12:35 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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I think it was "Take your girls to work day" last week.



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#575108 - 11/24/12 01:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Prolly the closest we will get to seeing this ho's money maker.

Panzer, for $15 in Staples bucks, I'll photo shop it so it looks like Gia's pinchin a loaf.
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#575109 - 11/24/12 01:22 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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1996 might've been more her year. At least five procedures in and that's the result - it's more about the idea, obviously.

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#575110 - 11/24/12 01:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: drained]
Bornyo Offline
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Originally Posted By: PipeD
1996 might've been more her year. At least five procedures in and that's the result - it's more about the idea, obviously.


If you want to take it that way, then, yeah, here's a girl willing to work for perfection. Something to be said for that.

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#575111 - 11/24/12 01:29 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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About some idea for some perfection. The origin of it's still a bit shapeless, maybe in need of toning.

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#575114 - 11/24/12 02:33 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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her tits are looking great.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
itís not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#575130 - 11/24/12 06:48 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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If the girl is happy, who's to complain?
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#575136 - 11/24/12 07:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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i like the red highlights in her hair too.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
itís not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#575395 - 11/27/12 08:38 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Powerball is up to $500million. If I win, I'll foot the bill to have Gia fly to every Porn Jesus' home and blow em. Brandon last for our safety. Any one that is married will have to get permission from wifey. If she won't allow, I'll throw your wife a couple bucks to blow you (and swallow) while Gia bends over and fingers her own box and shitter. Charin, of course, gets to flip her upside down and give her the Gag Factor treatment.

Which leads me to: What's your price whore?

I figure to make it worth her while: $5k/BJ + travel accommodations. That seems fair, considering some will probably be tough to stomach but others may nut in less than 30 seconds, having not experienced the sweet touch of a woman in so long.


It won't be a one a day thing, if she is in the North East, she'll hit like 3-4 in a day if the logistics work. We'll try to have it done in a week or 2.

It will be filmed, to make it legal, but the guys won't be filmed above the belly button.
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#575397 - 11/27/12 08:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Funny how it's always the broke guys so concerned about my financial well-being.

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#575398 - 11/27/12 08:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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If Jerkules wins will you be making a wish list?
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#575400 - 11/27/12 09:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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I think you guys reading this thread AND playing the powerball would do better just to send those dollar bills to Gia directly. Now that would show commitment.

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#575402 - 11/27/12 09:22 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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If I win I'm giving out Jigaloo-phones so people will vote for me for something. Besides Ciera would show up and challenge Gia over who gets money sent to her just for being a bitch. Then Katja would show up and ask the winner to pay for her college.
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#575403 - 11/27/12 09:27 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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I'm not playing so I ain't gonna win. But others are playing and they aren't gonna win either. The odds of getting a better response from Gia or for that matter from any human with a pulse are to send them random dollar bills weekly rather than promises of largesse from future lottery winnings.

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#575404 - 11/27/12 10:07 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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I care not for your financial well being, Gia. Just having fun asking an inappropriate question. I may be the most broke though, with Brandon working again and Moron Boy not posting much.

Bornyo, you sound like the type that looks at a lotto winner on tv and starts rattling of reasons he/she is a cocksucker.

I don't play the lottery often only when the jackpot is up over $100mill. Every now and again scratch off games.

Jigaloo, if I were to receive a Jigaloo-phone, would I be required to answer every time there is a Coco or Desi update, or could I let them stack up, knock out 5-6 voicemails, then call you to discuss?
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#575405 - 11/27/12 10:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Looking at a stranger and rattling off the reasons they are a cocksucker is what the First Amendment is all about. Cocksucker in both the literal and figurative sense of the word.

You could do either, but who cares about them? Just forget them like everyone else has.
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#575406 - 11/27/12 10:33 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Loc: DIEGO!
It's a real shame that I've not reached the rank of Porn Jesus.

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#575407 - 11/27/12 11:02 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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I would imagine being a Hooker King is much more fun than being a Porn Jesus.
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#575422 - 11/28/12 02:06 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
I'm not playing so I ain't gonna win. But others are playing and they aren't gonna win either. The odds of getting a better response from Gia or for that matter from any human with a pulse are to send them random dollar bills weekly rather than promises of largesse from future lottery winnings.


i'm in it so you still got a shot at some cash B. you and about ten to fifteen others here. you'll have to wait until i become single though because that's the first order of business.
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#575445 - 11/28/12 06:41 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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^^^ Hot!

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#575667 - 11/30/12 10:46 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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thought you might like how super skinny this broad is.


this one too
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
itís not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#575785 - 12/01/12 05:58 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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The second one looks like Taylor Vixen, who's nowhere near skinny enough in context.


Appropriate questions:

Are the basins required whore prep gear?
Why do the stripes not match where the seam is?





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#575800 - 12/01/12 08:52 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: drained]
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Originally Posted By: PipeD



That one's a riot. It looks like you just found someone hiding under your bed.
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#576245 - 12/06/12 03:42 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
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Registered: 07/09/06
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Gia, why didn't you tell us about your foray into the bible-thumper confab with Nina Hartley? It must have been a hoot.

BTW, those boots you are wearing in the above pic look like they make your feet sweat a lot.
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#576248 - 12/06/12 04:34 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Nitnelium, the story of Nina Hartley and the Rev is in the Holiday issue of Hustler. The one on stands now, actually. Basically, I'd never heard of the guy but Nina called me up and asked if I wanted to photograph her causing some trouble. How could I pass that up! Then we went drinking.

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#576249 - 12/06/12 04:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Pipe, the stripes are my thermals from Uniqulo. Write the company and lodge a complaint. Nit, I wear socks with Uggs, so no.

Frankie, I love the second pic of that girl which I assume is same girl. She has great curves.

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#576262 - 12/06/12 05:32 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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its not the same girl,but glad you liked her.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
itís not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#576265 - 12/06/12 05:44 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
NitneLiun Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Pipe, the stripes are my thermals from Uniqulo. Write the company and lodge a complaint. Nit, I wear socks with Uggs, so no.

Frankie, I love the second pic of that girl which I assume is same girl. She has great curves.


Socks soak up the sweat. They don't keep your feet from sweating.
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#576266 - 12/06/12 05:46 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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I haven't encountered that. Sorry.

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