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#86146 - 02/15/05 07:20 AM
On a serious Note
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Im thinking about quitting posting here. Its becoming more like a choir and thats not a good thing, ive felt that way for the past two weeks or so. Theres never anything new in porn to comment about, ive offended the people ive set out to offend and its not as fun for me as it used to be. I still want the cage to be around though, xxxpt is the best porn forum by far on the net, but im thinking about calling it a day. Nothing to do with bjfan although im sure most will think that, theres just nothing left to talk about , no one else i hate that i haven't pissed off and i did what i set out to do, make the cage the best forum here and i feel that it is. Have to leave sometime, why not now?. I will check back tomorrow but after then i will weed myself away from the site, i have to mention the guys who made the cage enjoyable for me and others im sure
jamesn
smiling arab
cleetus
sammura
garfield
kami
meliss
bishop
2cums
lance boil
random
pariah
toelicker
kyoto
have2cit
zenman
mallocup
ashton moore (has to get a mention)
and of course jeff and tony
luke ford even though he doesn't really post here
if i forgot anyone its probably because i hate you (looks over at jrv)
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#86147 - 02/15/05 11:52 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
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Damn now I really feel bad. I am dying with the flu and Monkey must hate me as I didn't' make the list.
I shall now go expel much mucus from my body and contemplate this sad day.
Fuck this flu sucks.
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#86151 - 02/16/05 12:19 AM
MONKEY LIKES A DONKEY COCK!
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#86152 - 02/16/05 03:43 AM
Re: MONKEY LIKES A DONKEY COCK!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 242
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smelly monkey is theeee Master Baiter, undisputed proof
that more flies are caught with shit than with honey.
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#86153 - 02/16/05 04:30 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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damn you, although thanks for putting me on the list. this place has been fucking hilarious for the past 8-9 months. i've laughed, i've cried, i've watched it lure in the good and naive and turn them into the japanese/jewish-embodiment of hatred that is kyoto. i've seen hubris and wankus reduced to laughingstocks, arabs catching southern-belles-turned-streethookers red-handedly faking deaths of marines who never were. swami, sammura and the the lesbianic british-hydra of personalities desperatley screaming about child porn while sinking deeper into simian quicksand....
i'll keep it bookmarked to see if anything funny's happening, kinda like the dog that keeps going home when the owners died in a plane crash months ago at the hands of kyoto. this industry has too many sociopaths, conmen, blowhard simpletons, and basic cartoon-characters to not show up to join in taunting them from time to time. there hasn't been much to talk about or any particuarly new potential swamis to prey on. porn is boring if treated respectfully and thoughtfully. discussing it intellectually is a joke. most of us have to be careful, PC, and considerate when we want to point at someone and laugh or kick them in the nuts for the majority of our adult lives and don't feel like doing it when we're not getting paid for it. and it ends up being funny. it's not going to be a peaceful, quiet diaspora if this place slows down--it'll be more like a diseased cell rupturing, spilling its viral contents forth to attack healthier pastures. it'll be like someone put strobe lights and disco balls in a cave full of bats, and poor adt's the house right next to it. i won't make this a pity-party, hopefully people keep the spirit of the cage going or at least tell us if they've found greener pastures and where they are(bornyo, are you still stalking AC on chatrooms?).
i'll admit it's daunting thinking about replacing the gaping void the size of bjfan's bunghole that exists in my life right now. there's obviously going to be some kinda post-traumatic stress-disorder for a while, after that i'll move on to some weak subsitution for that great "punching the handicapped" feeling that warms my heart whenever i'm here.
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#86154 - 02/16/05 04:32 AM
Re: MONKEY LIKES A DONKEY COCK!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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turkeyfucker, i'll pay your family half a million if i can shoot you in the side of the head and throw you in a ditch.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#86156 - 02/16/05 06:47 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/16/03
Posts: 339
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I can't believe I'm not on the list
*cries*
Thanks again Tony!!!!
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#86157 - 02/16/05 11:16 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Damn I almost forgot thanks to the Monkey for ranking me so High on the list 
Oh so now the order matters, asshole????
Oh, and jamesn, don't fret, my friend. Although monkey's departure will be a serious blow, the site will not end. especially if the rest of us continue posting. I wish Arab would come back. His absence is deafening.
My hope, and belief, is that Monkey will get over this, as he has before.
We can only hope that he'll get over it.His spirit and leadership are the head on this snake.I would love to be able to say we could go on with out him but,I know in my heart it's not true.I can already hear the gurgling sound like water going down the drain,without the stopper its just a matter of time.
No matter how this turns out, thank you monkey for giving me the opportunity to see,do,think,do,say and feel some things I never would have without you.
Sincerely,Bishop
P.S. Hey jamesn if it's not too late can I contribute to the turkeyfag bounty?
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#86158 - 02/16/05 11:48 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This makes me sad. I think I'll rent "Requiem for a Heavyweight" again, put monkey in Anthony Quinns role and see if I can't flesh out the other roles from the Cage's cast of characters.
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#86160 - 02/16/05 01:05 PM
Re: On a serious Note
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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I purposely ignored this thread last night assuming it was a joke or a cry for love. Now I'm not so sure. I hope, I'm sure like many others, that you'll be back. I found a forum I like and to see it's fearless leader split would be a harsh blow.
If this is goodbye then all we can do is pray that Taylor Rain's Message Board will be up and running before the next presidential election.
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#86162 - 02/16/05 04:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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#86163 - 02/16/05 10:05 PM
Re: On a serious Note
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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bishop, i'm all about scapegoating bjfan for this tragedy...58 days is a loooong time when someone's personality is chinese water-drip torture to all around him.
the thing that may get the monkey back again is he needs the rush only a livid skeeter kerkove writing in broken-english can provide, you just don't get over that kind of thing. fayner's not going to make it much longer than may, he'll announce it a month or so early as soon as scott's wasted away to make it credible. how long until fayner's skin is transparent, any doctors in the house?
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#86166 - 02/16/05 11:32 PM
Re: On a serious Note
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i like the locusts, the viral-replication thing was the first i could think of. it's infected a few who came here good and left monsters(kyoto, sammura, etc.)i'm extremely impressed with bornyo's following around AC from chatroom to chatroom spooking him. i still have no idea why that porn chick i'd never heard of hates bornyo with such passion, but so did garfield i guess. kyoto's always gone on solo-missions and gets wankus so frustrated he starts making jews and ovens jokes. i'm currently trying to infiltrate ksex's boards by being as dopey, cheery and respectful as i can stand to be then ratchet things up if i get a chance. but i honestly feel whatever i can accomplish there will really just be beneath me.
i was actually concerned the arab had pulled a morrison until he posted again after the red-lobster drunken manifesto.
what happened to chickenmaster, btw?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#86167 - 02/16/05 11:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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dealing or using? how fucking stupid do you have to be to go to jail for tweak if you're just using it? did she do time? is she in the crips?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#86170 - 02/17/05 12:39 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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no means yes formats his posts weird I'm not confidant in his ability to lead.
Like Nadia Nyce is news, let the girl alone shes been through enough.
Bornyo doesn't stalk AC. AC is just straight up nuts. He thinks we are playing some sort of weird war games, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a risk board set up next to his computer with China labeled xxxpt.
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#86171 - 02/17/05 12:41 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
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side note. my x lost one of his boards and everyone swarmed other boards, they called them "the locusts" because the sheer bandwidth put all these boards out of business.
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#86172 - 02/17/05 02:52 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Bornyo doesn't stalk AC. AC is just straight up nuts. He thinks we are playing some sort of weird war games, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a risk board set up next to his computer with China labeled xxxpt.
The risk analogy is funny as shit. AC & I just glare at each other in chatrooms, like a cat and dog thrown into too small a room. You never know what might happen.
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#86173 - 02/17/05 05:38 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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Bornyo doesn't stalk AC. AC is just straight up nuts. He thinks we are playing some sort of weird war games, I wouldn't be surprised if he had a risk board set up next to his computer with China labeled xxxpt.
The risk analogy is funny as shit. AC & I just glare at each other in chatrooms, like a cat and dog thrown into too small a room. You never know what might happen.
  
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#86174 - 02/17/05 09:12 AM
Re: On a serious Note
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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hey, it was new to me. if you want to be the good vertigo pr-guy, this dude had some questions i saw maybe you can help him be a better stalker, but be careful not to stay there longer than you need to or you'll get infected with whatever's making people earnest and boring.
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#86176 - 02/17/05 02:47 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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Ya i met him a few times in Vegas, first when I was on my way out of the ADT party (have fun with that one) and he said "Don't hurt me"
then he came by my booth a few times. he was nice enough I would guess around 35-40.
hes just really really naive, he doesnt mean any harm he just has no idea (like most fans) what the reality of all this is. But unlike most fans he has to pretend hes part of it. He's gonna be an agent and his girls won't do IR and anal? whatever.
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#86186 - 02/22/05 04:53 PM
Re: On a serious Note
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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can i have smelly monkeys room?
there is plenty to talk about...i will pick up the torch and run with pride down the road of stupidity and apathy. I alone will fight the good fight to berate and analyze others so that i can forget that i exploit people for monetary gain while contributing to the pathologies that will some day give birth to shame and resentment........we must all remember Hate can be fun!!!!! I will start.....Nadia Nyce got arrested for meth and just got out of jail........talk amongst yourselves 
I'm hesitant to say it, but I think this dude is actually the closest thing we have to a replacement for the Monkey. It may seem a stretch to compare them, but if you look back through the history of the board, Monkey started off in a similar vein to this guy. Over time and with the creation of the cage, he evolved into the slightly tamer Monkey of today.
We have no shortage of smart, witty posters here. What made the Monkey different was his sheer unpredictabilty. One moment he would sound like an angry kid hurling random insults and making up all sorts of bullshit about people, the next he would display intelligence and wit which totally contradicted his previous behavior. I often wondered if he actually suffered from some sort of personality disorder.
No means yes still has to prove himself. He needs to learn how to turn off caps lock and ramp up his posting frequency dramatically to stand any chance of filling the Monkey's shoes, but in the unlikely event that Monkey does not return from his sabbatical, I think he could be a contender.
As James said: "dude, somehow within 48 hours you went from worse than a tapeworm to being entertaining."
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#570025 - 10/05/12 08:24 AM
Re: On a serious Note
[Re: Smelly Monkey]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/31/04
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*bump
sm: what would your list look like today?
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Hi, I am new to xxxpt......
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