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#562403 - 08/05/12 09:37 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Meat didn't send me the YouTube clip. Meat is not MPZ. I can't make it any clearer than that.

Believe me, if Meat was taRAPEz I wouldn't be trying to back you off him. You wanna attack the guy because you don't like his political views, be my guest.
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#562405 - 08/05/12 09:44 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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I've said nothing about the politics of this. Not once. Your buddy tried to paint it like that, though:

Originally Posted By: Mpz
If Kurt wants to live out the socialist utopian dream like a Mohican in some hippie commune I suggest he put down the fucking iPhone and go and do it.



Originally Posted By: MPZ
Why spend money on shit like that? I'd rather hire a whore to sit on my face. Why don't you tell him? You're the one who seems so buddy-buddy with Kurtis there, looking for tats and shit.



Go look. I never said shit agreeing with Skurt. Mpzy was all ready to paint it like that, though. That's the sign of a panicky poster.

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#562406 - 08/05/12 09:48 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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Sloppy work, guys.

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#562407 - 08/05/12 09:49 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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Wow. This wenty off the rails pretty quickly. And on a Sunday night, at that. Didn't you guys hate enough this weekend?

Do I need to give Newsroom another chance? I could only do about a half hour of the first ep. It's Murphy Brown without the laugh track. Daniels is so pure, yet so self deprecating. The Last Decent Man in Journalism. Fucking noise.
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#562408 - 08/05/12 09:50 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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This is funny, because The Meat had no clue who you or mopez were until tonight. He is not the white whale you are looking for. Sometimes a noob is a noob.
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#562409 - 08/05/12 09:52 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
This is funny, because The Meat had no clue who you or mopez were until tonight. He is not the white whale you are looking for. Sometimes a noob is a noob.



So now he's got you apologizing for him? Yeah, this really looks familiar.

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#562415 - 08/05/12 10:06 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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There is plenty of annoying in NewsRoom, no doubt, but I am of the habit of just leaving HBO on for the full Sunday lineup.

Some definitely bangable bitches in the cast





Plus Olivia Munn. These pics are alleged cell phone hacks, kinky bitch.











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#562416 - 08/05/12 10:17 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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JB is an idiot. Fucking crack smokers.

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#562417 - 08/05/12 10:19 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
These pics are alleged cell phone hacks, kinky bitch


I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that's another MPZ "coincidence."

I'd also be lying if I said I didn't enjoy it.

Truth be told, I really could care less where this latest operation is going, as long as he doesn't go and do what got him exiled the last time. I like Jerky, but he wants to sign on as Goat Victim II, that's his business.

Just don't fuck over the board or it's posters.

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#562418 - 08/05/12 10:21 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Mr. Meat]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: MPZ
JB is an idiot. Fucking crack smokers.


Shush, wee fascisti, I just gave you license. Don't fuck it up.

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#562424 - 08/05/12 10:39 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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i guess she is kind of a geek,because that look doesnt look sexy.^i thought she was just pretending when she was on aots.her appearances on talk shows usually have at least one cringe worthy moment also.

oh yeah you aots fucktard stop putting in new fill in co hosts and just make it candace and sarah jean.





theyre the pretty pussy sisters and theyre coming to wish pretty pony pussies for the world.have the will to take black will off the show.he never was funny.i wonder if theyve ever dyked out together.mmm to be a perv in the room jerking his dick watching... masturbanana
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#562427 - 08/05/12 10:41 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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I'm all over the celeb nudes. I believe I posted these before in the appropriate AWOP thread. Most of the good ones anymore are cell phone hacks. The one hacker nailed like 6 bitches and had a Selena Gomez that was only released w/ a black box over her tits, because she was U/A.

You wanna believe this dude is mpz go ahead, but the real mpz will probably be laughing his balls off somewhere.
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#562428 - 08/05/12 10:46 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You wanna believe this dude is mpz go ahead, but the real mpz will probably be laughing his balls off somewhere.


C'mon. Seriously.

Anyway, look, as long as he doesn't fuck over any member of this board, and do what got him perma-exiled the last time, I don't give a shit. It's just fucking obvious.

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#562429 - 08/05/12 10:48 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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What is aots?
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#562430 - 08/05/12 10:50 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Attack of The Show, I think.

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#562432 - 08/05/12 10:55 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Heard of it, couldn't find it on the dial if you paid me. NewsRoom and hacked cellphone pics will probably be the only things I see that ho in.
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#562434 - 08/05/12 10:57 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
J.B.
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Just a google guess.

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#562436 - 08/05/12 11:55 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
The funny thing is that the "street theatre" these folks put on was garbage compared to the No Nukes movement in the early 80s. Remember when they were going to change the world, too?


those were some dirty hippies Barry. The split wood not atoms types. Chuck may have puked in a few parks on that drive...we should ask him.


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#562442 - 08/06/12 06:45 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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I didn't look at this yesterday, because she isn't nude in the pics, but she is a dirty, dirty girl.

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#562445 - 08/06/12 08:20 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
frankie fatale Offline
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yeah shes thirsty for some dick and some love.shouldve spelled cum the normal way not like on a box of condoms.
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#562449 - 08/06/12 09:26 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: ]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: Jerkules
You wanna believe this dude is mpz go ahead, but the real mpz will probably be laughing his balls off somewhere.


C'mon. Seriously.

Anyway, look, as long as he doesn't fuck over any member of this board, and do what got him perma-exiled the last time, I don't give a shit. It's just fucking obvious.


I'm not here to fuck w/ people or fuck them over. I have friends here and want to keep it that way. I'm here to learn more about the porn industry and that's pretty much it.

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#562456 - 08/06/12 11:05 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Mr. Meat]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
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I'm here to learn more about the porn industry and that's pretty much it.


Here?
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#562461 - 08/06/12 01:20 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
Mr. Meat Offline
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^^All right, well...I'm embellishing a bit, aren't I...

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#562500 - 08/06/12 07:50 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Just a smidge.
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#562503 - 08/06/12 08:21 PM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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I give you the official XPT theme song.


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#562804 - 08/11/12 07:06 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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This thread is in desperate need of more funny.

Meet Paula. She is Kurt's biggest fan in PA.

No, seriously.







Birds of a feather and all that....




Get your eyewash ready, Kurts bringing it like a true Kurt Cobain wannabee here:

Click to reveal..


Edited by fartz (08/11/12 07:20 AM)

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#562868 - 08/12/12 02:08 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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#562871 - 08/12/12 05:41 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
Mr. Meat Offline
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What kinda car is he driving? A Hyundai?

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#562872 - 08/12/12 06:13 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
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Awesome add-on's pipe. The pictures of Paula kissing Kurt are funny in so many ways. The stars in her eyes. The shrouded dread in his. The sheer girth of that woman.

As much shit as Kurt has talked, I actually feel bad for the guy seeing these pictures.


Edited by fartz (08/12/12 06:14 AM)
Edit Reason: Paragraphs, niggah'

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#562876 - 08/12/12 06:55 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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The guy is gnomish anyway.

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#563538 - 08/17/12 02:17 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Mr. Meat]
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Originally Posted By: The Meat
What kinda car is he driving? A Hyundai?


Based on the Hofmeister kink in the rear window and the shark-fin antenna on the roof, I'm going to say that's a BMW. It must be the fat bitch's car.
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#563549 - 08/17/12 06:41 AM Re: Kurt Lockw99d% [Re: Jerkules]
drained Offline
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On the blog of Mr. Advanced Sexuality's fanlon number one the pic where he goes all emperor without special effects is supposed to have been taken by the "pornparazzi," so it should be his set of wheels.

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