First off, did anyone else read the bold part in Cobra Commander's voice?


So they're going to be selling sexual enhancers, things that are geared at IMPROVING a healthy sex life, at a store that's failing and is so chock full of old people and downgraded stock that no one shops there anymore?

There was a Walgreens in town here, in a more eccentric, *cough* homosexual part of town that had about three shelves of sex toys. No-body bitched. Walgreens is smart enough to at least target their location markets. I audited for them for 9 years, and each store is set up slightly differently based on different factors such as space limitations, local economy, local ethnicity (like how you could only get those awesome "Rap Snacks" at the black walgreens), and direct location (proximity to schools offices). One thing I can tell you is that Walgreens isn't a fucking children's hangout. But please, carry-on. Not only is it entertaining as fuck, but it makes slightly more sense than making baseless attacks on those that tried to help you with your miserable life.

Walgreens has been selling sex enhancement stuff for years. Nothing new here. Mom and Mammy are both late to the party. As usual.

This fucking loser is still around? I figured a Mexican would have knocked her up while sharing a ride to work on her 10 speed bike and she'd be serving beans, rice, and old beaten down failpussy en el barrio

Who's the guy taking a leak in the corner?

Moneeka's latest john?

Could someone who speaks Moniquesque explain to me why Whiteacre's dressed up like a (small-c) christian anti-porn crusader? Aside from the fact that the Dude's Jewish, I thought that his "crusade," if you can call it that, was lambasting Lubben for just that?

I mean, this makes as much sense as hacking 'shopping Dirty Harry's face onto that Derrick1977 guy.

No, it's a guy getting a hummer from Mammy's homo papa.

She's trying this lousy reverse-psychology thing. I think she's trying to make the point that Whitacre's grandstanding draws more attention to the industry. Thinking that anything porn has a negative stigma attached, Monica's trying to make mikey feel bad by saying that his industry stand-up attitude can only bring negative attention in the mainstream press. So basically, she's saying that he's doing harm when he thinks he's doing good? I only speak a little coco-esque, so this assessment could be entirely wrong.

Teh glamor has been gone since the mid 80's ...that what !

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@Monica RE: last shitty photoshop, "afterall" is not a word.

Monica, could you please post 1 pic of your fine black ass for every photoshop you post? It would generate more views to this thread, with the lurkers hoping to see your money makers.

I second Jerkules' request. Your ass is the most interesting thing about you. Your cans are the second most interesting thing about you. Your thoughts and words are of no value to anyone.

Only thought she should have is, "Oh lawdy, how I gone gets all dat dick in ma mouf."

Hey Monicrap "afterall" isn't a word. Idiot.

All these cheap cartoons...lol Revenge will be sweet and swift

Bump.

It is Friday night and I long for the Fridays that included Coco's meltings. Where you at baby? I'm all alone and would be willing to pay $20 to listen to your crazy, as long as your ass is pointed towards the cam.

Also, I was looking for the Electro photoshop of Desi all hacked up. Anyone wanna help a perv out?

i like desi getting titfucked.so enthusiastic you know she loved it.

The Electro photoshop mashup night was probably the greatest Desi night ever. They were coming for her, whoever "they" were, and she was not going to survive the night. Even though she had a knife. If they'd have asked her to open a chequing account, she'd have been a goner.

I was advised that the p-shop is not a good idea to post here. something about Attorney Generals being contacted and what not. I could have sworn that I saw it here in the last few months though.

I hope I still have all the pm's from Desi scared and fretting for her life over that.

It's nice to be able to read these threads without lots of missing posts.

I think we need to talk to Steve about deleting stuff un announced. If he is going to delete accounts/posts, he should give us 12-24 hours notice, so we can screen cap.

Anywho, young Tanner is being poisoned. I think Desi could help her.

I don't see why he had to delete and couldn't just box people permanently.

Is Tanner having a heart attack?

I got no clue. I think she's in a Coco style spin cycle. She starts off ranting,



Then slips into rhyming



Now she's hungry, but won't suck dick to get a ride for food, and the dude wants to kill her. Dude probably asking her to suck dick, cause its the only way he can think of to shut her up.

I hope this at least inspires a porn board game version of Clue. Mr. Pimp in the rec room with the bong.

Attorney Generals? Please. Altho, she has Obama and both the Clintons on her side.

Mr. Pimp in the rec room with the bong with YOUR DAUGHTERS.

Dude, in the current climate, it's a wonder more shit isn't permanently deleted. Be grateful for small miracles.

Bro, shit is going down.

barry share some of what desi was talking about that night.

:dramatic chipmunk:

She's gone to the God of Immoderate Moderation, Jerky. Hail "Progress."

The way I remember it was that Electro posted the mashup, which if you didn't see it, was a very poorly done cut and paste job of Freddie Kruger cutting Mom's head off another model's body. Anyone with a better memory can fill in any holes or misrememberences (jondra from Hell, but I like it). Mom went batshit. "They" (we?) were going to kill her...that very night. A hit team was coming because of all the trouble she was causing them. This just proved it. She was hiding in her hovel, clutching a knife, sending emails to Federal government officials to come and save her from this hit team. It was one of my early days of working overnights, so I was able to follow in real time. It was a couple of years ago, so my memory probably isn't perfect.

Honesty time: While I was enjoying the meltdown, there was a nagging little part of me that wondered if she was actually going to hurt herself. Her work since has shown her to be a malignant narcissist who loves herself far too much to do any harm to herself...except her history of poor choices.

Truly an epic meltdown.

not sure if it was Freddy kruger but the rest sounds right on.

It was Jason Vorhees.

This woulda been a better tag team for Elli to participate in.




Pics are from 2009 and proof that Coco & Desi were plotting their war against porn loooong ago.

Notice MF's massive forehead. This was touched on in the tritone thread.

Who is the crack beautiful soul on the left?

i saw the freddie pic.how in the hell did she get the idea a team was gonna get her because of a photoshop?

Because she's completely fucked in the head.

I've lost track. Is the Tritone Thread still extant?

Anyone know the month/year this happened so I can look for the pm?

I don't know the month/year. I'd guess 2009-2010.

It was PROOF!!! Don't you understand? She was telling the world where the bodies were buried. She was a threat to the international porn conspiracy to pimp America's daughters. Daughters like her precious Elle. Because she didn't pimp Elle into porn. She was going undercover to investigate the porn industry.

See what happened? You asked a question, but I didn't answer it. Instead I used it as a jumping off point for a whole different line of shit. That's what dealing with her was like.

I think it was not too long after this people started talking about her on her local Yelp!, I think it was.

@Gia: Probably late 09ish. I might have some PMs about it.

It looks like July and August '09. I think that was right before her real info got out from the jobs site. Maybe after. I'd say from July 09 on.