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#552021 - 04/30/12 02:30 PM Rub one out to Octomom?
clitorist Offline
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Hot dog down a hall way train wreck but I might watch it on a tube site for posterity.

What say you?

http://entertainment.msnbc.msn.com/_news...orn-stance?lite

Over the years, octuplets-and-then-some mom Nadya Suleman has insisted that she would do whatever she had to do to support her 14 kids -- as long as that didn't involve starring in a pornographic movie. Now? The woman known as "Octomom" has had a change of heart.
It seems tough financial times, which recently necessitated doing an about-face on her no-public-assistance pledge, have led Suleman to reconsider an X-rated future.

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#552022 - 04/30/12 02:49 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Jerkules Offline
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I think she's just hoping to get laid. Aren't all her kids from sperm banks? She so crazy she couldn't even get a guy to fuck her. I'll pass, unless she has a break down on film.
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#552029 - 04/30/12 05:45 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
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When she did her "topless" thing a month or so ago, she really got savaged in the press for accepting the "paltry" sum of $8000. Has the centre of any double anal or 60 mope bukakke gotten $8k a scene?

She seems innocent, almost to the point of stupidity. I'd watch her scene on a tube site. I think a breakdown is a foregone conclusion.
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#552044 - 04/30/12 10:00 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
gia jordan Offline
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She's perfect for Brandon.

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#552046 - 04/30/12 10:22 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
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There are 90,210 why she's perfect.


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#552069 - 05/01/12 02:39 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Tritone Offline
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All I know is that she's got some nice BJ lips. I wouldn't turn down a hummer and tit-fuck from her.

I'm sure Frankie Figgs feels the same way.

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#552074 - 05/01/12 02:59 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
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According to TMZ she's signed with someone to do a masturbation video. It'll take forever to see her being sodomized.
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#552075 - 05/01/12 03:03 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: Tritone]
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Originally Posted By: amberraynefan
All I know is that she's got some nice BJ lips. I wouldn't turn down a hummer and tit-fuck from her.

I'm sure Frankie Figgs feels the same way.
the dark skinned one speaks the truth.
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#552085 - 05/01/12 04:21 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
According to TMZ she's signed with someone to do a masturbation video. It'll take forever to see her being sodomized.


this was hinted at on stern weeks ago. they had nadia and her pimp agent on and nadia is next fucken level shithouse nuts. whatever state she resides in she be looked at closely in regards to their child protective services agency because they are some slippin.
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#552087 - 05/01/12 04:31 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: Barry the Pirate]
have2cit Offline
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Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
According to TMZ she's signed with someone to do a masturbation video. It'll take forever to see her being sodomized.


Masturbate with what a bowling pin?

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#552088 - 05/01/12 04:33 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
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something like that.... i guarantee it will be the least sexy thing since irons last shoot and they'll have to tape her mouth shut if she's anywhere near as manic as she was on stern.
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#552092 - 05/01/12 05:19 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
have2cit Offline
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It will still rattle around like a bell clapper. What I'd pay to see is how many midgets she could fit into her box.

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#552093 - 05/01/12 05:38 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Bornyo Offline
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On XM Radio today on the Ron & Fez show the Octomom porn story came up. Ron Bennington said something like: "yeah I remember seeing a Blackfoot Reunion show in her vagina in the 90's. When they played "Train, Train" the acoustics were perfect. Sad, it didn't even sell out". With his Philly accent and quick delivery and timing, that motherfucker is hilarious.

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#552094 - 05/01/12 05:44 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Jerkules Offline
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Philly accents make me cringe. They aren't as bad as Boston though.
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#552095 - 05/01/12 05:46 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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I think no matter how we feel about the Octomom, we can all agree Blackfoot = awesome.
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#552099 - 05/01/12 05:57 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Philly accents make me cringe. They aren't as bad as Boston though.


bill burr is from mass.. he loves philly.





hang in there till the 1:40 mark for the rocky/frazier bit.
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#552100 - 05/01/12 06:07 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Bornyo Offline
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Bennington is the shit. He spent enough time in Florida and now in NYC to temper the accent, and he can make fun of the Philly talk as well as anyone, but he brings the attitude. He is one of the smartest, funniest, people on the radio anywhere today.

And Lou, I'll have to tap out on a 11:00 min youtube clip but if this is the one where he turns on a heckling audience I heard it on O&A and it is great.

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#552101 - 05/01/12 06:11 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
frankie fatale Offline
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shes gonna be outdone soon so she better take popshots before these 9tuplets in mexico get popped out.
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#552103 - 05/01/12 06:22 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: Bornyo]
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Originally Posted By: Bornyo
.

And Lou, I'll have to tap out on a 11:00 min youtube clip but if this is the one where he turns on a heckling audience I heard it on O&A and it is great.


we need to find a way around this...

and yes it's the one from o&a where he calls out the crowd and runs a countdown while talking all sorts of shit about the hometown folks.

@frank...the bitch from mexico is a hoax last i heard.
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#552104 - 05/01/12 06:24 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: have2cit]
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Originally Posted By: have2cit
It will still rattle around like a bell clapper. What I'd pay to see is how many midgets she could fit into her box.


This would be the porn version of clowns climbing out of Volkswagon.
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#552109 - 05/01/12 06:39 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Jerkules Offline
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Probably better off with Brandon clones, just as tall as midgets, w/o the water heads.
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#556615 - 06/09/12 07:32 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: Jerkules]
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She's OK looking if you pose her just right. Her thigh looks really strange though.



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#556627 - 06/09/12 08:33 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
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Eh. The Amy Fisher trainwreck was hotter. Amy did more on video than rub one out on herself...even if it was with her creepy old fart of a mope husband.

I'm holding out for Kate from Kate Plus 8's video. That's one I would enjoy. Plus her hoo-ha is only twice as wide.
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#556630 - 06/09/12 09:14 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: Steezo]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
She's OK looking if you pose her just right. Her thigh looks really strange though.

looks hot there.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
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#556644 - 06/09/12 11:13 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
tattypatty Offline
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photoshopped jaw . and in the middle too.
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#556645 - 06/09/12 11:29 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
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In the middle that's plastic surgery. Her tummy has been so tightly tucked that the navel has been stretched out to resemble a coin slot.

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#556646 - 06/10/12 12:16 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
frankie fatale Offline
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looks like one of the piggy bank looking pocket pussies.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#557293 - 06/19/12 05:59 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Cracker Offline
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A few screen caps from the trailer
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#557301 - 06/19/12 08:36 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
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She looks much better in her un-Photoshopped state, in particular the legs.

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#557302 - 06/19/12 08:37 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
abdar nitangae Offline
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Registered: 05/28/12
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She looks like Angelina Jolie.
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#557303 - 06/19/12 08:54 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
2Savage Offline
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Didn't she say that she doesn't like men, or sex, or cock or something? Should of thought of that before having 14 kids. Though I know she was turkey basted for most of those... but why do even solo porn if you don't want to attract cock? That proves she is fucked in the head.

But I'd hit it though...for the novelty fuck-factor.

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#557304 - 06/19/12 09:24 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
VW/Velvet Offline
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Registered: 11/18/11
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a couple of these are candidates for the "dead inside eyes"thread.

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#557310 - 06/19/12 10:43 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
alfan Offline
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Registered: 10/04/07
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Damn, that rack is outstanding!!! I found her yucky...but those photos give her life!!

If you ever hear her ramble it blows your mind, she is stupid beyond belief. Still not a buy....

Now, if Kate Plus 8 does somethin...I will have my voyervision....on bigtime!!


Edited by alfan (06/19/12 10:45 AM)

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#557312 - 06/19/12 01:19 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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FUCKING MAN HANDS....


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#557330 - 06/19/12 08:02 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Uncle Joe Offline
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Fujiko's Anal Probe I see.

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#557331 - 06/19/12 08:04 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
2Savage Offline
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Does anyone have a pic of the pie? I want to see if it is as ragged as I imagine it to be...not just beefy...but roadkill.

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#557384 - 06/20/12 07:39 AM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
frankie fatale Offline
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id imagine its better left to the imagination.^
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#557438 - 06/20/12 06:26 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
cqd Offline
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I want to give her a roman shower.
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#557439 - 06/20/12 06:29 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Octomom does not get me off.

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#557449 - 06/20/12 07:42 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
tattypatty Offline
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on Stern today. She is a piece of fucking shit. I hope she gets murdered.
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#557451 - 06/20/12 07:45 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Bornyo Offline
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She has a nice rack but other than that, man, she has 14 fucking kids. How do you get hard for that?

Plenty of women have a nice rack.

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#557452 - 06/20/12 07:48 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Jerkules Offline
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I'm on the kick her in the throat rather than fuck her bandwagon.
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#557454 - 06/20/12 08:04 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
drained Offline
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Offing the snotlings - Panzer suggested as much to others elsewhere - would get rid of ambient noise. The ideal environment to hear screams and whining.

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#557459 - 06/20/12 08:35 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Why bother? Next.

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#557473 - 06/20/12 09:04 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
drained Offline
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Indeed.

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#557482 - 06/20/12 11:25 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
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Once those kids hit seven or eight years old it will be a lot of fun. Assuming Octomom hasn't killed herself before then.

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#557657 - 06/24/12 05:57 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: clitorist]
abdar nitangae Offline
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That is what I call rubbing one out to Octomom!

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#557663 - 06/24/12 07:12 PM Re: Rub one out to Octomom? [Re: 2Savage]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: 2Savage
Does anyone have a pic of the pie? I want to see if it is as ragged as I imagine it to be...not just beefy...but roadkill.



After 14 kids it's probably more likely that her cervix can be used as a backpack, ya know?.

And I believe I heard Jessica Drake say something on the stern show during Nadias sybian ride along the lines of...."if Casey Anthony had a twat like that she'd "allegedly" be the next Ted Bundy". whatever that means.
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