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#550190 - 04/12/12 08:41 AM Celebrity nudes and Perv shots
Jerkules Offline
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Some of these don't deserve the HPOD thread, and I'm too lazy to find my ScarJo thread.

Lil blonde whore from Heros







Interesting story floating around about this one.

http://theblemish.com/2012/03/robert-downey-jr-confirms-blind-items-as-an-anonymous-commenter/
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#550191 - 04/12/12 08:43 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Lohan's tits and gunt.





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#550209 - 04/12/12 02:38 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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OMG I WANT that bag!!!!

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#550211 - 04/12/12 03:04 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: gia jordan]
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Me too. I can't wait until she hits rock bottom and starts escorting.

Wait, we are talking about the bag in the black shirt and orange pants, right?
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#550212 - 04/12/12 03:07 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules


Look at dem nips! Scrumpdillyumptious!
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#550213 - 04/12/12 03:21 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Steezo]
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Originally Posted By: Steezo
Scrumpdillyumptious!


smile
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#550215 - 04/12/12 03:27 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Steezo]
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#550224 - 04/12/12 04:37 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Steezo]
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she looks like washerface from boogie nights in that pic...
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#550225 - 04/12/12 04:49 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Julianne Moore

@ faceblaster: The first pic, Eva Longoria?


Edited by Jerkules (04/12/12 04:52 PM)
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#550227 - 04/12/12 04:58 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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^^^ The image title says Jessica Biel, but at first glance I thought it was Jessica Alba. They did a scientific study that came to the conclusion that Jessica Alba has the most desirable body based on her waist to hip ratio. That study was done by scientists doing science.

Also, why does Sophia Loren have no legs in that pic?
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#550228 - 04/12/12 05:01 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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it's biel.
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#550229 - 04/12/12 05:08 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Ok, I knew I recognized it from some where.

Alba, pre-kid, had the amazing feature of not having an angle on her. Everything was a curve. As a statue, she gorgeous and I'd love to fuck her, but she don't seem fun in the least.
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#550230 - 04/12/12 05:20 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Alba, pre-kid, had the amazing feature of not having an angle on her. Everything was a curve. As a statue, she gorgeous and I'd love to fuck her, but she don't seem fun in the least.


Even Flipper knew she had it going on. Keee-Keekee-Keekeekee!!!!



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#550235 - 04/12/12 06:02 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Something major wrong wit this thread. Can't attach photo ! Who fucked it up ?
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#550237 - 04/12/12 06:05 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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What do you mean? I see a lot of attached pics. Go to full reply not quick reply.

You drunk?

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#550254 - 04/12/12 07:26 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Thats not fucking Barbara Edens Tit...!! frown
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#550283 - 04/13/12 01:58 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
OMG I WANT that bag!!!!


Just put it on your Amazon whore wish list. I'm sure some perv sucker will send you one.
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#550286 - 04/13/12 03:12 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: NitneLiun]
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Yes, it was Biel. Here's another from the same magazine layout. I was tracking her ever since the first season of Seventh Heaven at like 15.

And here's a nice Vanessa Hudgens


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#550289 - 04/13/12 04:22 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Many a load landed in tissues, during my youth, while thoughts of Kelly Bundy danced in my head.





All the other celeb pics on my HD I have already posted on here. I gotta pick the older folder out of another HD.
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#550306 - 04/13/12 10:32 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Isn't the Hudgens ua?
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#550312 - 04/13/12 11:12 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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nope. 18
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#550338 - 04/13/12 01:04 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Wasn't there a big fuss over ua pictures she send to the kid she was the beard for? Can't remember his name for the life of me and I'm too woozy to Google it.
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#550388 - 04/13/12 08:41 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
Jerkules Offline
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Zac Efron. Fruity lil bastard.

I don't think they were UA. I think that is what was said to try and keep the pics from being distributed. Like Paris Hilton's parents tried to do, before they were threatened w/ a slander suit.

The Selena Gomez I saw was definitely from a time she was UA, which is why there was a black rectangle over her tits. I wish they'da just done like FOX Magazine, and put tiny Beiber heads over the nipples.
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#550480 - 04/14/12 02:06 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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It's all over Google image search and a million different sites. It's not UA
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#551520 - 04/25/12 09:13 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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#551537 - 04/25/12 01:03 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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nice.^

and the first pics of hudgens were ua.her wooly bear pics.
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#551666 - 04/26/12 06:16 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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#551767 - 04/27/12 08:55 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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frank that shits retarded and that bitch is fucken fat when it's all said and done.

miley clam.....

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#551775 - 04/27/12 10:22 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Maybe if someone raped her with a Justin Bieber mask she would get rid of that shit-eating grin. Slut.

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#551777 - 04/27/12 10:29 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: LouCypher]
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Originally Posted By: LouCypher
frank that shits retarded and that bitch is fucken fat when it's all said and done.


But it looks pretty great bouncing up an down in a text message. And I think she's "real world" hot.
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#551784 - 04/28/12 12:19 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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i thought it was mildly amusing.





she just has some shape to her not fat.
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#551785 - 04/28/12 03:57 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Christina Hendricks? She's beautiful. Lovely facial structure, luminous skin, wonderful carriage, and va-va-voomish curves. Her only weakness -- a flat ass. But good grief, man, Christina gives good Bible. I'd let her sleep with a Costco box of Triscuits in my bed.

Are those her tits in the top photo? Great-looking nipples too. I'll be in my bunk.

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#551788 - 04/28/12 06:36 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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She allegedly denied to be the owner of that gear. Public relations spin-doctorism these days does not hold up anyway.

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#551807 - 04/28/12 11:01 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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yeah theyre her tits.
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#551810 - 04/28/12 11:47 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Christina Hendricks is fucking rocking hot. I don't think her ass is flat. It's not like Pinky round, but it's damned curvy. She's definitely a piece of candy.
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#551819 - 04/28/12 03:13 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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i just get this kirstie alley vibe from her. just wait and see... she's going to fucken explode.

love that show she's on though.
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#551820 - 04/28/12 03:16 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Pretty much all women with big, natural boobs explode in weight later in life.
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#551824 - 04/28/12 03:26 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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That's why they make more of them every day. Just don't marry one and you'll be fine.

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#551849 - 04/28/12 07:30 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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i'm not trying to dump on you guys...if you think she's hot and like her tits thats fucken great with me.
i just noticed her below the knee look here though. it's possible to have cottage cheese on your shins?.

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#551850 - 04/28/12 07:33 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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^^^ ummm... digital artifact due to pixelation from over-compression of the original source image...Cough!
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#551868 - 04/28/12 11:25 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Steezo]
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Some amazingly pervy stuff in this collection on Retronaut.co including a ton of celebrity teasers from the 50's and 60's. Count the Star Trek guest bitches. Girlie Mags
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#551881 - 04/29/12 05:18 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Glad to see someone reads my shitty posts and is enjoying Retronaut.

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#552887 - 05/08/12 06:38 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Saw another trailer for Prometheus at the movies this weekend. What better way to bump this thread then with some pics of Sigourney Weaver from Alien?



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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#552888 - 05/08/12 06:42 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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I don't know what that is. Is it an Aliens prequel or something?
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#552891 - 05/08/12 06:59 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Yes it is and the Weaver whore does nothing for me, not even a twitch.
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#552893 - 05/08/12 07:34 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
Yes it is and the Weaver whore does nothing for me, not even a twitch.


Usually I like ass cleavage that I can bury my face in, but Weaver's butt is an exception to that rule.


Edited by nassim (05/08/12 07:35 PM)
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#553111 - 05/12/12 09:35 AM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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Please. I can take a pic of my knees shoved together and come up with a better ass than that.

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#553165 - 05/12/12 08:25 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Steezo]
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This is exactly what will happen if we allow gays to marry!!

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Edited by butterman (05/12/12 08:25 PM)

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#553206 - 05/13/12 12:04 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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dolphins will fondle a nubile teen spic?
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#553505 - 05/16/12 01:24 PM Re: Celebrity nudes and Perv shots [Re: Jerkules]
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More Cyrus Whore. She seems intent on teasing at every turn. I think she is a good bet for the first celebrity asshole slip. Hopefully she does it soon, while it is still pink and tender.



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