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#429160 - 06/08/09 11:26 PM
Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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#429161 - 06/08/09 11:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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#429163 - 06/09/09 03:17 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Ass = 8
Face = 4
Performance = 6
She has a nice ass but there are many finer and not once have I ever said to myself, "Man I need to rewatch Rachel Starr in that movie." I think she just started doing scenes again but I for one didnt even know she was gone.
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#429164 - 06/09/09 04:09 AM
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Veronica Rayne is the real horseface. Great body though.
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#429165 - 06/09/09 06:43 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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I would say that Gia Paloma is the true horseface, but I still think that she's as nasty as they come.
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#429167 - 06/09/09 08:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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That's what brown sacks are for.
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#429168 - 06/09/09 06:24 PM
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I don't even know why they even put this shot on the site, total test shot, thought I deleted it.
She's a hottie dude.
come on ShelBlack....there are no such things as tests in porn.....shoots or otherwise.....the only test a whore has to do in porn is too see how far they can piss off the director, producer and or meatpuppet.
I say....rate the title of thread....
hottie or horseface?
FUCKING hilarious! 
come on......hottie or horseface? I say sheer excellence
and of course........... 
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#429169 - 06/09/09 06:57 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/05/07
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she's ugly, but who cares?
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#429172 - 06/10/09 09:56 AM
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#429176 - 06/10/09 11:09 AM
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Rachel Starr: 
Rachel Roxx: 
Rachel Aziani: 
Rachel Ray: 
what willie my brother....Rachel Ray so she dont look good in a binki.....fuck the fun program......joint bank account baby!!!! then you can buy the other Rachel's...while the cat is out.....yesssssssssssssss!!!
and the other part is i bet none of the whores can cook.....now this $$$ whore can cook.....fat and happy.....i say then.....skinny and cant get wood.....due to no sensation in my wang.....from lack of diet. 
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#429177 - 06/10/09 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Rachel Ray can't cook either. Dumping some Hamburger Helper onto a salad isn't cooking.
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#429179 - 06/10/09 12:45 PM
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Rachel Ray can't cook either. Dumping some Hamburger Helper onto a salad isn't cooking.
WHAT the mainstream media has once again convinced an unsuspecting America public that is asleep at the wheel...that Rachel Ray is a five star chef!
Those unscrupulous mother fuckers!
she still has a lot of donuts....as like in donuts ($$$).....
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#542126 - 01/26/12 02:22 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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It's that jiggly ass of hers, that's where it's at! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/asshole1.gif" alt="" /> Not only that but the very horseface turns me on a touch. Get your Fantasy football shit in order brother. I guess we will pick em mid august. agreed. she is actually BOTH. she does have a horseface BUT she is also a hottie (i believe the term is horseface hottie or hfh). for me too, it is the very horseface (along with her perfect bubble butt, incredible fit body and great scenes) that make her so fucking attractive!
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#542197 - 01/26/12 09:36 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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#542303 - 01/27/12 04:32 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I'd fuck her. But yea her face is kind odd. Whose that other whore that has a great ass but her face is long.
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#542329 - 01/27/12 06:40 PM
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#542330 - 01/27/12 06:42 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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sunny dae would totally prison rape her...
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#542353 - 01/27/12 08:09 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Porn Jesus
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Eve Lawrence. Nautica Thorn. If you weigh the pluses and minuses, those two & Rachel Starr are all very doable. Eve Lawrence probably has the cutest face of the three and is not at all a horseface. She just has horrible balloon tits.
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#542354 - 01/27/12 08:11 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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#542355 - 01/27/12 08:15 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Porn Jesus
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I can't remember what female gnomes look like. I just picture a midget with a pointy red hat and a beard. That reminds me that I always thought Belladonna's face looked like a Keebler elf.
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#542446 - 01/28/12 12:29 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Porn Jesus
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Horsefaced and very hot. It's a weird phenom. I think in her normal real world attire she would still be hot. It's her mouth. Sometimes weird mouths can be really hot. Amber Lynn comes to mind.
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#542738 - 02/01/12 11:02 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Porn Jesus
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Eve just got back from shooting some new content in LA. I believe she said she was content trading with Kelly Madison.
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#542744 - 02/01/12 11:17 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Eve just got back from shooting some new content in LA. I believe she said she was content trading with Kelly Madison. This makes my penis happy
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#542829 - 02/02/12 05:38 PM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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both ..*shrugs* sometimes bestiality is hot :p
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#547883 - 03/19/12 12:11 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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#547884 - 03/19/12 12:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
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She is one of the only porn stars I've considered getting as an escort. I could never bring myself to actually do it, but she's just got such a great ass. Ellie Idol was the other one when she posted her info on Seattle's Eros page a few years back. She gave her cell # and a price of only $275, I think. But I lost the info before I ever made a weekend trip down to Seattle.
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#547889 - 03/19/12 12:32 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Porn Jesus
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I just really like Rachel Starr and her amazing ass. I don't actually pay for any type of whores though, so it's just all academic. But, in theory, I would pay to hit that. And Ellie Idol. And Nikki Dial, if possible. And if I could do them all at once, I would happily drop dead afterwards.
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#547892 - 03/19/12 12:56 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Steezo are you a starr fucker? I just really like Rachel Starr and her amazing ass. I don't actually pay for any type of whores though, so it's just all academic. But, in theory, I would pay to hit that. And Ellie Idol. And Nikki Dial, if possible. And if I could do them all at once, I would happily drop dead afterwards. That would be a YES. Although if the people on the celebrity apprentice are D list stars what does that make your average porn whore?
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (03/19/12 12:56 AM)
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#547893 - 03/19/12 01:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Whores don't deserve any presence on prime-time TV, so they are basic cable at best. As to their level of stardom, it's well below D-list. They only exist to funnel money from horny perverts to jaded content providers. All in the interest of funding their own bad decisions and/or drug habits.
I can't come up with a word that fits all-of-the-above. Is there a one word analogy for human head cheese?
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#547895 - 03/19/12 01:08 AM
Re: Rachel Starr: hottie or horseface?
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Gay For Pay
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I can't come up with a word that fits all-of-the-above. Is there a one word analogy for human head cheese? I'm kinda torn. The easy get would be BrandonIron However I'd like to say,, Boringyo
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