Hey im hot heatherxxx and i am looking for girls between 18 and 25 to star on our site ...I am seeking some one who is interested in doing pic and video work with myself and the site stud Rickey Rock hard, this is a hardcore site...Come check us out at naughtygirlsplayroom.com and see if your interested..you can e mail me at hotheatherxxx@yahoo.com
Thanks,
Hot HeatherXXX

OK everyone, this is NOT my friend Heather Pink.

But welcome, hotheatherxxx, would you care to post a pic of yourself? Kinda works better in way of promoting yourself and your biz.

Check out her site Gia, and give us an opinion.

Um, I thought I was back in 1994. It's a frickin eyesore of a mess made at Kinko's with MS Paint. Not simple. Just amateur hour. The girl is kind of attractive, but who cares when I can't tell since there's nothing crisp or clean about the site or even the photography. I didn't even learn anything about her in her 'About Me' section.

I'd like the tech savvy Aaliyah Love to weigh in.

Please, please get Ricky Rock Hard to post here, under that screen-name preferably.

you double posted, whore. so as i axed in the other one, do you take it in the ass? and pix please

Ok here goes.. off the bat the Enter page is HORRIBLE. Fonts, colors all hurt my eyes. I could of done a better job at it and I know nothing about website design. It looks like amateur hour. If somebody did this for you for free, you paid too much. A website design like this will only HURT you, not HELP you. Even if you had "Twisty's quality" pics on this page, and you don't, I still wouldn't join.
I would expect to get my credit card hacked and passed around if I joined this website.
Then I click on "preview" and I see a scene called "oh what a big dick" but its a small dick, with really bad lighting. Then the next scene I see is called "hardcore" but it seems to be just a collection of her candid solo pics.. that's not "hardcore."
I click the About button and it's just a repeat of your homepage.. there is NOTHING "about you" here.. should be some sort of interview/bio.
It looks like all of the pics are taken with a point and shoot with only overhead lighting, it's a couple who took these pics while the commercial breaks during their fav tv show.
Like Gia said, the girl is cute but it doesn't matter. She needs lots of help.

That's my brutally honest opinion.

^ Damn I think I like you !

I just tell it like it is, I'm straight up and I like it when people are straight up with me. Life is too short to beat around the bush and try to step around people's feelings, ya know?
Gia asked me to comment, so I did:)
If she has a good business sense, instead of getting butthurt, she will take the constructive criticism and change her website so she can make some money!

Under the above title "the ultimate industry discussion forum" it should read " Careful what you ask for ; you may get it "

oh plz, if my criticism of her website design and poor photography hurts her so bad, then she's not cut out for porn anyways.
It was all meant to be helpful.

backdoorman is just too familiar with ADT nonsense. Moving right along.

From all the pictures I have seen of you, you don't have a bush to beat around. Even more better! Great looking ass and legs too BTW.

are you a fan of bald pussy? I'm actly in the process of growing out a bush (just up top) but not sure if I should shave it off for my next shoot or not..

We need pics before we can answer.

Bush on top is fun sometimes, as long as it is hairless from the clit to the top of your ass crack.

I like a neatly trimmed bush above the vajayjay area. Unfortunately it's unlikely I'll ever watch your scenes. Lez porn is boring as hell to me.

I just looked at the main page and...what the fuck.

It's like the worst Geocities site ever, and you guys are being nice to the chick at best. She's not awful, and maybe she'd be hot with good lighting, but it's just a train wreck.

I'm thinking this is what happens when you mix bath salts with meth with one decently hot chick and three tards with a digital camera and a lot of fucking crank.

Maybe they're going for a porn nostalgia vibe. That being said they could also be trying to cause epileptics to go into seizure. Or both.

You know that meth and crank are synonyms right?

The 4th and 7th posts do a fine job criticizing the site. Why did you idiots have to chime in?

Bored. Not as bored as you it seems.

Perhaps one day you will feel so bored that you read all the posts in a thread before replying? If you have a good argument for filling threads with totally redundant posts aside from being bored I would love to hear it.

I suggest using the time that you are bored to come up with thoughtful or entertaining contributions.

Will do. Wouldn't want to miss any more of your gems.

You'll have to keep a careful lookout for them as I don't repeat what other posters say in threads.

No. But you do tend to repeat yourself.

http://forum.jerkoffzone.net/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=544646#Post544646

Also I will cut you.

lol theres some bite in this newbie.

Doesn't bother me one bit LOL

Didn't mean for it to. Just a fact. Now on the other hand if you ever feel like a little [and I do mean little] hillbilly up your ass let me be of service. ;-)

"Also I will cut you"

Thanks for the lulz !