Every year I vow to get my Awards list up before the AVNs, not that they're on the same level, tho to me, a critic in the trenches, they mean a helluva lot more. So, here are the chosen few with a couple hours to spare. Not that the AVNs have much meaning, either, but what does? The world is going insane.
Last year I didn't bother posting any silly awards, because it's folly overall, this year I said wtf. I get a lot of screeners, it’s the least I could do. Long live dvds! Best not to let my jizzdom go to waste. Smoked up the last bit of L.A. Confidential and this is what I narrowed it down to:

Performer of the year: Gracie Glam


Fucktoy of the year: Abella Anderson


Best scene: Abella Anderson; Deep Anal Drillin 2 [The Ass Factory]

Best anal: Deep Anal Drillin 2 [The Ass Factory]

Best big tit: Big Natural Tits 23 [Evil Angel]

Best oral: Down Your Throat 7 [Smash Pictures]

Best Parody: Halloween - XXX Porn Parody [Smash Pictures]

Best POV: POV Juggfuckers 4 [Evil Angel]

Best milf: The Milf Masseuse [Filly Films]

Best I/R: Asian Fuck Faces [Evil Angel]

Best g/g: Kissing Girls 2 [JM Productions]

Best solo: Give Me Pink 9 [Cruel Media/Jules Jordan]

Best Tease sequences: Kelly Divine Is Buttwoman [Elegant Angel]

Best gonzo series: Fuck Machines [JM Productions]

Best tits: Penelope Piper

Best booty: Briella Bounce

Best Eurho: Zafira

Best director: Mason

Best epic: The Four [Adam & Eve]

Gonzo Movie of the year: This Is Why I’m Hot [Tom Byron Productions]

Best website: PinkVisualPad


Top releases:

Big Wet Asses 20 [Elegant Angel]
Battle Of The Asses 3 [Elegant Angel]
Kelly Divine Is Buttwoman [Elegant Angel]
Bondage Girl-A-Go-Go [Powersville]
Hardcore Candy [Evil Angel]
Secretary’s Day 5 [Smash Pictures]
Slut Puppies 5 [Jules Jordan Video]

Editor’s note: A few of the dvds I considered for these Awards were released at the tail end of 2010, but I got them in early January of 2011, some were produced in late 2011 and released in January 2012 though who’s counting? If it arrived before I made this list, then it’s all good. Let's not get too technical.

Let's ask what this is about then. Really? Those things look used and abused, which is fine. They have an intimate relationship with gravity.

whatever. best nipples perhaps? good boobies are in the eye of the beholder, as is everything else on this list. the tats are tragic, but she can work magic with those mammbos imo & it's how they titty fuck that counts