If you are watching HBO's Game of Thrones, you know a running line in it is "A Lannister always pays his debts." Well despite his resemblance to Tyrion Lannister, the alkie, whoremonger dwarf, Brandon don't seem to honor debts. After crying for years about getting screwed out of what he thought was rightfully his, he fucks one of our own.

Moron Boy needs to get his fucking DVD, imp.

He could be a Lannister. I wouldn't put it past Brandon to fuck his own sister.

Tru dat.

I guess the whores lie rule could be in effect here, but man it irks me. Don't make an offer you don't plan to follow through with. Just true low rent shit.

Wait, Brandon, I got it. Is the DVD in LA and you aren't allowed to go there? Does Moron Boy have to wait until your immigration troubles are over? Fucking shit bag.

in defense of brandon..

knowing moron boy the post office repo'd his mail box.
the guy is dust poor.

Exactly why he worked so hard and found that typo. Guy needs some fresh porn and don't want to pirate it.

guess ill just leave this here since i cant find the i love tits thread.

I authorize this thread to change to the "I love tits" thread. Anything that avoids shaming me....unless you refer to my man boobs. In that case, we go back to the original thread.

also anybody know if theres an image limit per post?

Figgs you mother fucker...........

Brandon, I'm sure you can earn enough to cover the DVD and shipping by sucking off a few oil field workers. If you get the same rate as you paid, you'll be able to scrape the few lines together and make a $20 bag.

Can we get him boxed for that ^^^^^^^

WTF?




Here, Frankie:

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=520323&page=1

The fuck ????? Congrats Brandon ! You have achieved Panzerian depths. Where you go from here is what's really frightening. By the way I saw a dude at a local eatery in a tight tee the other day that had to have man boobs at least that big. Ugh !

Enjoy the new and improved I LOVE TITS official thread.

Word to WPL: Brandon goes gay.

Brandon sounds like a bird. cheap cheap cheap.

Cheap? It's not every producer who would pay for a nipple piercing for a male model. I did that out of my own pocket. By that I mean, I pulled a needle (labelled Caverject) out of my pocket and did the procedure myself.

It's called going the extra mile. Do it in your own line of work and one day you, too, might be handling 38Cs like me.

Livin' the dream.....livin' the dream.

This was my star "before."

You wonder why your career is in the toilet when you treat your fans the way you do.

What did you do, laugh and put his email right in your trash folder?

Lou had a good idea, offer Moron Boy a 10 day pass to your website.

The longer you make jokes and ignore the incident, the douchier you look. I know, I know, how could Brandon look like any more of a douche than he already does??? It is tough, but we didn't know he wasn't a man of his word until now. And we all know the value of a man equals the value of his word. No more, no less.

I used to actually get a chuckle at the shameless plug schtick. Guy out there trying to make a living. I even joined his site for a month or 2 a while back, to throw him some shekels, because he was one of us. Not that he made a killing off me, but every little bit counts.

Now I see him for what he really is, a fucking hypocrite. "WA WA WAAAA Red Light fucked me outta this. Red Light screwed me outta that. Red Light owes me this. Huh, wait....I owe what....a lousy DVD??? Fuuuuck him. I'll post pics of man tits in that other asshole's thread, to swerve the argument and keep people away."

Yer a scumbag lil fella. REEEAL scumbag. Guy welches on a debt where I come from, and a juiced up goon with a vowel at the end of his name shows up at your work with a pair of bolt cutters and leaves with one of your thumbs. Me, I need my thumbs to complete the circle I jerk with. Stuff like that is important to me, so I always pay on time, and get pissed when others don't.

Not that you have to worry about a goon, I'm just gonna lay the bad mouth on you for a few more days until some thing shiny distracts me or Moron Boy says he received compensation.

As his fake lawyer, I'll be advising him to write his congress person and INS about this incident, if the situation isn't rectified in a timely manner. What are your chances of re entry when an admitted halfwit sends a letter in crayon to the government complaining you won't send him the porn you owe him. I implore you to do the right thing. \

I would understand if the zip code he provided in his email correspondence is on a DO NOT SEND FOR FEAR OF PROSECUTION list, but I would have hoped you'd have informed us of this at an earlier date and the aforementioned 10 day pass would bypass this issue.

Since you are out of the porn business, maybe Moron Boy could be compensated with baubles from your new endeavor. If the Young Justice Series is still available, he would take the Aqualad, Captain Cold and Black Manta. Kid Flash may be substituted for Aqualad, or Captain Cold, but Black Manta is a must, if this is the route you choose. We are not interested in the Sponge Bob or Ku Fu Panda Series. Same with My Little Ponies, but would be open to discussion about any summer blockbuster toys coming down the pike.

There are a myriad of solutions at your disposal Brandon, none of which include pictures of the man boobs possessed by the bears you blow for Valtrex money.

My fake, and unaware, client and I look forward to your timely response.

Good Day.

(Should this be moved to the Cage to show its inherent satire? I don't want anyone sending crayon porn letters to government officials, but I laughed to damn hard typing it to take it out now.)

fuck i need to see some nice tits to erase that shit out of my mind.

I've learned my lesson about printing entire articles from newspapers ("JM Productions will be sued!"....ahem, yeah right) so allow me to post this headline as you are obviously ignorant of what is going on in my country:

Postal strike hits Calgary, Edmonton

FIRST POSTED: TUESDAY, JUNE 7, 2011 8:17:56 EDT PM


Secondly, my lawyer advised against sending hardcore pornography to anyone whose last name is "Boy." Moron Boy....sorry, man...er, "boy" but I don't want to risk that you are under 18.

There are many frauds online. For all we know, several have posted in this thread.

I remain a humble, law-abiding pornographer.

Your time will come Figgs.

If Brandon promised you some half queer Japanese crap and welched on it, I'd be out here slugging away for you. Why you gotta try and fuck it up when I'm trying to get an upstanding perv, same as you, what was promised to him?

We all know you waddled out to the short bus for school, and spent the day in small classes, attended by mostly kids that were beaten half brain dead, at a young age, by their drunken fathers, so you are some what protected around here. Popular opinion is Figgsie aint to bright, but he aint a bad guy. He can take some ball breaking, he posts some nice tits, and he don't clutter the joint up with enema and tranny talk.

You are our chubby lil Mexican burro, tugging around your cart of side boob pics and occasionally farting, so we can point and laugh. Yet you would assist in denying your fellow perv the DVD he was promised? That aint cool bro. Just to suck up to Brandon? That guy is the Jesse Orosco of porn. Been around a hundred years, was on a championship team early on, but aint done anything special since. And he's the one cracking a whip on you, telling you where to park the cart. No bueno, bro. No bueno......

They didn't make me Student of the Year in Grade 7 for nothing. They recognized my jeanius.

Which is it, the strike or the boy thing. You almost convinced me on the strike, until I read the boy line.

You calling me a fraud? I'm no fraud. Only thing I ever claimed to be on here is an asshole, and I think I demonstrated that fairly well.

Are you implying Frankie is a Fake Mexican??!!?? Well now that is too much to take in. I can tolerate the Fake Lawyers (it is actually fun playing one) and the Fake Cancers (like anyone cares) even the Fake Tits (GOD BLESS YOU DOGGY STYLE) but we have to draw the line at FAKE FUCKING MEXICANS!!!!!!!!

Now what about a couple day pass on the website for my Fake Client. PM the guy, ask him to verify his age, and let the poor fucker get his spank on.

All I need is an "I'll take care of it, you asshole" and I'll shut the fuck up. Could have saved me a lot of typing and laughing if your first reply was "Slipped my mind. It'll be out to him when the strike is over. Jerkules, go fuck yourself."

I'm reasonable. Stuff happens. Maybe I don't get so wordy or angry if Figgs keeps his nose in modeling glue and outta my fake business. I didn't go bombing bad mouth all over the net or anything. As far as I'm concerned, it's and In House problem and should be handled In House.

It's just that some people out there don't know how to take action that produces results. Some people look at the meek and weary and try to take advantage. I look and say, how can I help this poor bastard, because that coulda been me.

Too many words, my friend. Please try shorter responses accompanied with a pic.

The fun for me here is in the writing. I only care if I entertain myself. Any entertainment for others is nothing but collateral damage.

send the man his dvd and me a password.

There ya go Figgs. Good job man. I knew ya had it in ya.

You made my day bro, really.

franks a decent fake lawyer... who knew?.

Ask not what porno can do for you.

Ask what can I do for porno.

"Thank God. A thread about ME!!" - Brandon ShortIron

Enough about me. What do you think about me?

youre very photogenic.


you look dynamic in this pic for some reason.



really?



you were lucky to bang this cutie before shit quit.

It appears that a Lannister is obviously no Brandon Iron.

For the record, the BDSM shoots are semi-fraudulent. As someone who can barely tie my own shoes, I could never master the rigging of those complex knots. They always stop the shoot when the girl is to be tied up and it's implied that the guy did all the work. So now you know.

Last pic is with Paulina James from Joey Silvera's FACE FUCKING INC. #2. I was playing with her asshole and having her talk dirty to me. Flawless body. Good times.

I came across a collection of 15 animated gifs of jiggling boobs. I'm just gonna hyperlink the images because the file sizes are too large to add.





















[img]http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-11.gif[/img]

[img]http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-12.gif[/img]

[img]http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-13.gif[/img]

[img]http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-14.gif[/img]

[img]http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/gallery/boob-gifs/boobs-15.gif[/img]

Much better.