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#53884 - 09/09/04 02:23 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I am pounding the fucking desk. Jesus fucking christ is this good American entertainment!
I've just wasted an hour catching up on everything I missed yesterday and today. Up until the very end, I really believed Sammura was one of Monkey's sock-puppets... Then I read this.
I'm still not 100% convinced she's a real human being. It sounds like someone putting their text through one of those online ghettoizers. Or some fucking kid at MIT testing their new AI module.
Good show, one and all. If I were in Hollywood I'd want to buy the option rights. "What happens when a sassy, streetwise Sammura moves in with a transgressive, gay primate with her Internet radio DJ boyfriend? MADCAP HILARITY!"
tru dat 
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#53885 - 09/09/04 02:23 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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That board uses the same software as this one so it has a Bizarro/Parralel Universe feel to it.
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#53888 - 09/09/04 02:39 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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I agree there's a chance sammura and dr. porn are retarded robocops seeing as their demises shared such uncanny parallels.
they start shorting out, sparks shooting out every time monkey offers them an apple, then they start yelling delusional shit about the fbi and shut down.
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#53889 - 09/09/04 02:45 PM
Re: Blackgirl Online
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Do you like their descriptive text for the Blackgirl Online area? Not even ADT does this. It gives me ideas for next April 1... Quote:
Blackgirl Online
Posting Pics and Talking Shit
The Following Websites have requested that pictures from their website not be posted on this message board. Doing so will get you Banned
Tiaraxclusive.com, TKMGIRLS.COM, Cinnamonbunz.com/Curvelocity, eyecandymodeling.com, DCASHGIRLS.COM, wobw.com, all DSynternet websites, and DoubletakeModels.Com
Posting HOMO/GAY Pics will get all of your post deleted and get you banned without warning.
Flooding the Board with Pre-Fabricated Revenue sharing Affiliate webpages is not allowed, those post will be deleted.
Moderator: BGOL, NaAs, QueEx, Mack10
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#53890 - 09/09/04 02:48 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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this site is totally fucking unreal, these people are cartoons to me. where do i find these people? i may lose several weeks of my life to this place and now admit i was wrong about pollack being a talentless derelict--this is the 4th dimension the guy was talking to himself about all the time.
HOMO/GAY----I love it!!!! minorities always manage to raise the bar when it comes to hatred
Edited by jamesn (09/09/04 02:51 PM)
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#53891 - 09/09/04 03:12 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Bwahahahaha! This is like... my God! It's like "Fat Albert: The Lost Years." We need to make trading cards with our favorite BGOL online posterz. Check out these highlights, yo: bhunt needs 'counsling'!!!! Quote:
I have been talking to this chick for about 3 months. She is very througho. She got all her shit taken care of,IE college, job, car, her own place and a future. She's about a 8.5 on a scale of 10. Now here's the problem, after talking for about 3 months we had our first converstation about sex. I told her how I get down. I told her I like to eat pussy and I like girls to suck me off. She's not down with none of that shit. And now she't mad because she thihnks I should respect her sexual preferences about what she doesen't do. Tell me what would you do?
Hey James, have you seen the http://66.154.81.226/ubbthreads/showthreaded.php?Cat=&Number=938772&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&vc=1 yet?
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#53893 - 09/09/04 03:25 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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LOL 
Haha, now that's going to be funny.
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#53894 - 09/09/04 03:28 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Thank you Sammura for the link to BGOL. This is hours of entertainment
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#53897 - 09/09/04 04:42 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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I had been thinking of trying to Monkey to interpret porn press releases, Monkey style, especially the most pretentious Vivid crap. But in BGOL Monkey may have found nirvana...
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#53899 - 09/09/04 05:19 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Hate to burst your bubble but the guy in there isn't me. I thought it was tony to be honest.
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#53902 - 09/09/04 05:33 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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Surprise, surprise, but Sammura apparently isn't universally liked by the blacks either. We'll see how many hours it takes for Monkey and Arab to totally unhinge Sammura. Quote:
now you making fun of black muslms. bgol just watch smilling arab and monkey cage posting patterns. these are two white guys that are making fun of black people on this board right now. just look up monkey cages posts and you will see him using the words homey,ghetto,my brother etc.. trying to fake portray how black people talk.
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i am telling you bgol don't fall for it. these two guys was saying really bad shit about black people now i know some of yall cats on bgol can't stand me, but damn don't fall for the okey doke and think these two "newbies" are cool.
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#53903 - 09/09/04 06:00 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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Thank you Sammura for the link to BGOL.
This is hours of entertainment
I´m trying to register, but no luck so far. Why don´t you post this pic here there?
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#53904 - 09/09/04 06:30 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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If Monkey isn't Monkey (which I think it is), it must be smartt, based on the number of times he replied to himself. But what I want to know is who the fuck is cornchips ?
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#53907 - 09/09/04 06:46 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Why can't you register smartt? it should be no problem it looks the same as this board- what name are you going to use- maybe it is taken.
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#53908 - 09/09/04 06:57 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Why can't you register smartt? it should be no problem it looks the same as this board- what name are you going to use- maybe it is taken.
No. The first one I tried ("Smelly Monkey" - hehehehe!) was taken, so I decided to register as Smartt. They said I was going to get a password on my e-mail. So far, nothing.
Here´s a butt for you.
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#53909 - 09/09/04 07:04 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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Happy to oblige.
Kewl! Now post those:
 
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#53913 - 09/09/04 07:54 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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I'm playing catchup right now and my account should be running soon, i'll post something when i get my confirmation universty of nigeria ghana madness punjabi hijinx black people love us
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#53914 - 09/09/04 08:10 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Human Garbage
Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
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Hit this page. Scroll all the way down to the very bottom. Sammura's finally found her fan base. From: Ike the Abuser Quote:
sam shane can a man fresh out the joint get some lovin
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DEPENDS ON HOW LONG YOU WAS IN THERE , AND IF YOUR HAIR WAS BRIADED WHEN YOU CAME OUT. AND THEY FIRST GOT TO GET TESTED
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sam: we would defend your honor and dignity as a Black woman, but the trouble is, you don't have any.
face it sweetie...Rosa Parks you ain't.
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BITCH AIN'T NO BODY TRYING TO BE ROSA. CUNT. I JUST WISH LOSERS LIKE YOU WOULD JUST LOOK AT PORN GET HARD MASTURBATE OR FUCK AND SAY ON A PORN MESSAGE BOARD WOW SUCH AND SUCH WAS A GOOD FLICK. HELL I CAN'T EVEN POST PICS OF ME GETTING FUCK WITH OUT SOMEONE TAKING OVER MY POST AND TALKING ABOUT SOME OTHER SHIT THAT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH PORN. OH YEAH FUCK YOU
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#53915 - 09/09/04 08:16 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Sammura replies:
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BITCH AIN'T NO BODY TRYING TO BE ROSA. CUNT. I JUST WISH LOSERS LIKE YOU WOULD JUST LOOK AT PORN GET HARD MASTURBATE OR FUCK AND SAY ON A PORN MESSAGE BOARD WOW SUCH AND SUCH WAS A GOOD FLICK. HELL I CAN'T EVEN POST PICS OF ME GETTING FUCK WITH OUT SOMEONE TAKING OVER MY POST AND TALKING ABOUT SOME OTHER SHIT THAT AIN'T GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH PORN. OH YEAH FUCK YOU
I can just see her with a crack filled Bic pen in mouth sucking in the white fumes while typing with her right hand and pounding rapidly on the table with the left.
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#53923 - 09/09/04 09:03 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Its fucking arab, its your style of posting guy. Its arab monkey, wow my head is just about to explode.
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#53927 - 09/09/04 09:16 PM
Re: Blackgirls Online, Monkey Style
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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If Lenny from Of Mice and Men were an ugly chick from Chicago, maybe...
Bell, Biv, Devoe?!
they love the sexy fades on the brothas, i'm trying to decide on which is most ridiculously anti-ghettofab topic, it's narrowed down to swedish cars, boarding schools, or the decline of the nyt book review under the new editor, they're all vying for the "least-discussed at the barber shop" title.
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#53928 - 09/09/04 09:36 PM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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what the fuck, is that site hosted on a 28.8 modem? 2 dns errors, I really need to post my non-hateful message that will definetly get me banned! and it's not even "why can't black people make webpages as well as asians and whites?" or "is the MAN keeping our bandwith down?"
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#53929 - 09/10/04 03:58 AM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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There is just too much! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
I will have to catch up during the weekend.
Wow. I'm home.
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#53930 - 09/10/04 04:49 AM
Re: SMARTT IS SENDING DEATHTHREATS AND CHILDPORN
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
Loc: Instead of looking at the girl...
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There is just too much! ROTFLMAO!!!!!
I will have to catch up during the weekend.
Wow. I'm home.
You haven´t seen nothing yet. Look at this: http://www.santoalt.com/101/do_not_hotlink/shakinthatass.wmv
(Oh, do not just CLICK the link. Use "save as", dumbass!)
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