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#535540 - 11/29/11 08:38 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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...Your car got repo'd after your girl stopped doing anal.
...You don't kiss your girl during her time of the month, because she's doing a ton of BJ scenes.
...Your girl is named after a nicer car than the one you drive.
...The only pics you have of your girl w/o a dick in her are the ones you post on Backpage.
...You remember how many tricks it took your girl to buy you your first pit bull.
...Your girl gets discount rates at the Red Roof Inn.
...When you talk to your girl about improving the menu, you don't mean dinner.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#535571 - 11/30/11 11:11 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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you might be a suitcase pimp if youve already dream spent the money she hasnt even made yet on other whores,drugs,and cars.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#535572 - 11/30/11 11:47 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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You contemplate desired purchases as number of loads to take rather than dollars.
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#535579 - 11/30/11 05:36 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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.....you use your girlfriends accounts on ms, fb, twitter, adt, and xpt to post.
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#535592 - 11/30/11 06:39 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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For a minute there, I thought that Gia was mentioning / including that douchebag “Rick Barcode” (Katie Cox’s husband / suitcase pimp).
I’m glad I read it wrong now, but it was actually funnier with Barcode’s name instead of Shameless.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#535649 - 12/01/11 06:17 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: fartz]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Any form you fill out features the words Trailer Park somewhere on the place of business line.
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#535665 - 12/01/11 11:00 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Any form you fill out features the words Trailer Park somewhere on the place of business line. ...the word “Park”, as well as “Court”, “Haven” or “Estates”.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#535830 - 12/03/11 11:20 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: Box Boy]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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... you schedule your girlfriend for a DP so you can make your spinners payment at "Rent and Roll." Nice first post! Bono, is that you?
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#535841 - 12/04/11 01:54 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: Dick Dastardly]
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Jesus, Eric, it's nearly six years since they banned your ass. Maybe it's time to let it go, yes?
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#535892 - 12/04/11 06:16 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Jesus, Eric, it's nearly six years since they banned your ass. Maybe it's time to let it go, yes? Your subtraction skills are skewed.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#535893 - 12/04/11 06:33 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
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You might be a suitcase pimp... if your girlfriend/wife blogs things to the tune of: "...Among the noteworthy, momentous handjobs I have given are to a guy named Curtis, whose gigantic black cock I actually stroked off to an unbelievably massive load all over my wedding ring as Steve filmed the action... To Steve and I, having Curtis shoot his load directly onto my wedding ring was not a defiling thing but rather a highly-erotic symbol of the openness and honesty of our relationship..." http://www.janetmasonblog.com/
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#535897 - 12/04/11 08:06 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Plus being a symbol of his cuckholdery.
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#535900 - 12/04/11 08:57 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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...You bought your girl an Iphone for her birthday, with her own money, and you wrote it off as a business expense. She is allowed 3 apps: Craigslist, to advertise; poker, to pass the time between tricks; and a lost phone tracker, to find her if she flees.
...Your girl ever did a car date, to get enough money to buy you McDonald's for dinner.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#535920 - 12/05/11 10:30 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5206
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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...if you know the locations of every 24hr check cashing place and Taco Bell in the Chatsworth and Woodland Hills zip codes.
...if you find yourself in the checkout line at Ralph's with nothing but Fleet enemas and baby wipes.
...if you have a pocket full of hotel room keys, yet have no major credit card in your name.
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#535930 - 12/05/11 01:42 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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the middle one could be you might be panzer.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#535931 - 12/05/11 01:46 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I couldn't think of one with baby wipes in it, ^^^that was good.
On the hotel room keys:
...if you keep separate hotel keys for chopping lines of coke and speed.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#535943 - 12/05/11 03:57 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: fartz]
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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If Lee Stone ever had to hold you back from getting at Jim Powers throat......... That's funny. Is it based in reality?
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#535959 - 12/05/11 07:28 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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If Lee Stone ever had to hold you back from getting at Jim Powers throat......... Ummmmm, backstory? Please.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#536264 - 12/08/11 10:36 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I guess I only pictured guys with douchebag facial hair showing up with his ticket...er, girlfriend. They're harmless as kittens. But some real ghetto/ bario Romeo would be a little nervewracking.
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#536273 - 12/08/11 12:03 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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I guess I only pictured guys with douchebag facial hair showing up with his ticket...er, girlfriend. They're harmless as kittens. But some real ghetto/ bario Romeo would be a little nervewracking. Especially in SoCal, the image of some uppity Chula motherfucker comes to mind, waltzing in all covered in tattoos b/c he thinks he is a UFC-badass. Newflash, spic-n-span, you’re not nearly as tough as you think you are w/o the gun or ‘blade’ you brandish. And Jim isn’t a very big guy, so I could understand the hopes that some stunt cock would save him. I always thought he was pretty cool in the few encounters I’ve had with him, despite the fact I’m not 1/8 the soccer fan he is.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#536275 - 12/08/11 12:20 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Soccer blows.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#536276 - 12/08/11 12:27 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5206
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Cholo (masc)
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I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#536384 - 12/09/11 09:01 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Lee Stone the juiced up mope that shoots loads like his dick is an eye dropper? I'd take scrappy lil beaner w/a blade v juiced up mope.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#536393 - 12/09/11 09:45 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I'd almost always take the guy with the blade. Sure, those Bas Rutten vids make disarming seem like an easy and fun activity, but in real life it's a bitch. No matter your juiced physique and trendy tribal tattoos.
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#536403 - 12/09/11 11:05 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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Lee Stone the juiced up mope that shoots loads like his dick is an eye dropper? lmfao
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#536414 - 12/09/11 01:04 PM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: fartz]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 167
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I don't think Jim gives a fuck, really. What happened was this guy showed up, and Ashley Blue was warning Jim that he's "reallll gangsta" and Jim said something to the effect of, "What's he gonna' do with Lee around?" The problem is, some people think muscles equals strength and toughness. Pretty boys with muscles don't fare well against little wirey fucks who push their gf to do porn
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#536490 - 12/10/11 06:54 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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I don't think Jim gives a fuck, really. What happened was this guy showed up, and Ashley Blue was warning Jim that he's "reallll gangsta" and Jim said something to the effect of, "What's he gonna' do with Lee around?" The problem is, some people think muscles equals strength and toughness. Pretty boys with muscles don't fare well against little wirey fucks who push their gf to do porn The meth makes them not only wirey but bulletproof. Plus, they slap around the bitch they love. What do you think they'll do to someone they don't love. Unless that someone has more crystal.
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#536492 - 12/10/11 07:37 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: LouCypher]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Has a Porn Whore used the name Krystal Beth yet?? Can I trade mark that shit? We will have to scoop up the domains with a C and the K, to insure we don't come across a knock off. I'm gonna have to start scouting talent, I don't want some sloppy broad or a cookie cutter bleached, siliconed and bronzed broad using it.
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Thinking of cracked-out and/or tweaking whores getting their throats and asses brutalized for the next hit makes me hard. --Rear Admiral
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#536505 - 12/10/11 10:44 AM
Re: #YouMightBeASuitcasePimpIf
[Re: Barry the Pirate]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/31/11
Posts: 167
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The meth makes them not only wirey but bulletproof. Plus, they slap around the bitch they love. What do you think they'll do to someone they don't love. Unless that someone has more crystal. Oh, I agree. But I doubt the threat of being shot has stopped them before. And my guess is, they turned their gf out in order to be able to by more meth. So if you get in their way..... My point is, if Lee Stone was my protection, I'd be very cautious as to what I said and did
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