hi yall, yes I'm alive.

I want to know which porn actress has got the loosest and floppiest pussy and asshole in the porn?
Judging by her latest movies -I think Nina Hartly has got the floppiest pussy. Not sure about her asshole though. What do you say?

Your fucking home boy Bitch Tits Irons gots the loosest asshole in porn, cuz him gots fucked by Uncle Sam, largest cock on the planet. If you don't believe me, ask the Germans, Japs or southerners.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Dear uncle,
From that wooooo cry of yours, i recon you missed me very much and are very excited to see me again But I think you forgot to put on your reading glasses- again. I was asking about actresses.

And for the uncle sam... well once upon a time he used to have biggest cock but Iraq,Afghanistan and the recession has taken away all the strength and virility from that big cock and now Uncle Sam's cock is just like Ron's Jeremy : fat BUT limp.

So right now the biggest, baddest, meanest, fattest and strongest cock is in Canada and his name is Brandon's Magnificent IRON.

yes, but more importantly why?

I'm alive because Brandon's MAGNIFICENT IRON protects me like a guardian angel so nothing can harm me. I cannot be killed, maimed, shot, burned, bludgeoned or ass-raped.
I'm the high-lord of Trannyville and Trollistan.
I'm invincible and immune to physical and mental injury.

Eva Angelina's pussy had gotten really floppy the last year or so, not sure if that's why she retired, hope her new husband really likes handjobs cause I don't think any friction is left in her pussy. As for loosest assholes definitely Phoenix Marie, she gapes even before her scene starts, would have to think she poops her pants on a regular basis.

hahaha look at the bright side: Eva Angelina's hubby doesn't have to use Viagra any more!
I never paid much attention to Phoenix Marier's asshole though, perheps C3X can enlighten us more on that.

And Thank you Colonel Klink. Accept my deepest gratitude and salutations for making the post related to the thread subject only and not mentioning or hinting Brandon even once like some of the esteemed and senior members of this board keep doing 24/7 in their each and every post.

Granny porn has alot of floppy poppy

no doubt about that.

Yep man especially the German and Italian grandmas. Once I saw some German "Oma" movie and one of them took two fists in her pussy while getting her ass banged by third guy.

When people ask "who got the thickest cock in porn", folks come up with names: Nacho, Shane Diesel.... and run into lengthy debates, fights and fan-wars with claims and counter claims

I wonder why same is not happening in this thread!

This forum needs a resurrection.

More to the point ; an execution or two !

And the answer is......Your Fucking Mother!

Aurora Snow and Ava Devine would have to be in the running.

man I'm asking about porn actresses.

Another thread another Ekarth Ron Jeremy mention..Its pretty obvious theres more to your dislike for the jew then your letting on..Some hidden thing from your past you haven't purged yet...If theres one thing this forum is good for its discussing your problems with out fear of ridicule or attack..SO feel free

On an aside that sort of dove tails [pun intended] on this subject. Did anybody see the Venus and Max scene? I always lusted for this pw but after that I believe I could stick my head in, wiggle my ears and puke and have no effect !

show me where did i mentioned Ron Jeremy in this thread?
My hatred for Ron and his fat but limp Jeremy has got nothing to do with his racial profile.

Amazing Ty.

^^^Any of that Denni O crowd. That stuff was pretty much a circus sideshow.

Oh yeah!

WINNER!!!!

Shit dude !