@Dear Ron Jeremy,

First time I saw you 7 years ago in a movie you were playing teacher and fucking a 28 yo barely legal highschool girl, I was mesmerized by your dick strength, you fucked her incessantly for more than half hour and ripped her asshole apart. I've been holding you in highesteem ever since.

But since last 3-4 years you dick-strength and career is on constant decline.

I'm tired of seeing your LIMP DICK getting only blow-jobs lot of those parody movies and feature films where you're playing the guest-character roles. That is waste of tape length and misguiding the customer who sees your name on box-cover and expects something good. I mean come on man, take some viagra and rip some pussies and asses apart.

The clip that disappointed me the most was between you and Pinky (Sarah Mirabelli) through out the entire movie, you were holding the base of your cock using one hand, to maintain the erection via preventing the back-flow of blood from penis-head.

There was complete lack of enthusiasm and passion on your face. You visibly looked fatigued and in pain, which was kinda reverse in porn movies because we generally see the girl uninterested in sex in most porn flicks.

You were was unable to fuck Pinky in doggy style for full 3 minutes, immediately switched to Woman on top position but not before, having pinky to give another bj to gain your erection.

Through out the movie I noticed an egoistic smile on the face of Pinky saying like


It hurt me more than it (may) have hurt you to see some novice actress giving hard-time to a legend like you.
In the climax of the movie, you said on camera



Why did you accept the defeat? like you were feeling guilty about for not being able to teach Pinky's big booty a lesson like your big fat Jewish dick has been doing past 30 years to countless number of porn-actresses.

I mean come on man. You're my hero, I want to see you fuck vigourously. So you either retire gracefully or take viagra and fuck some bitches hard.

Yours sincerely disappointed fanboy,
Ekarth

Cliff notes?

Considering the site you are posting at, this maybe the most regretted statement made by a human being since General Custer took a look at the Sioux encampment and told his troops "I think we can take them."

^ This and you definitely are way too overly concerned with a fat aging porn stars dick ! WTF is wrong with you ????

LMAO, I'd say this was an obvious troll, except the post is way too long and detailed.

I'm a connoisseur of fine pornography. I was banned from ADT, which itself is a big certificate that I'm a real gentleman and not a troll. (you can search me up there, same username but 'deactivated')


Ron is the only actor I can identify from the crowd of muscle hunk steroid pumped clone-actors. That's why I like him. Same reason I like Kay Parker,Nina Hartley, Sunny Leone and Lisa Ann because I can identify them in the crowd of lookalike clone-actresses. It helps me have their fantasies roll in my brain without having to keep my computer monitor turned on just to remember their face and fap on it.

You're a fukken meat gazing faggot.

via google translate: "Hello! And welcome to XPT"....

Ekarth seems to be more fixated on mopes than he is on the whores. If he knew anything about XPT, is that the whores give up on this place after getting roasted, yet the sad mopes still stick around because they like getting roasted.

But this "Ode to Ron Jeremy" is the gayest thing I've read here in a while. WGAF about Jeremy? That bloated mess was done ages ago. The reason why he get's hired is because a dumbfuck like Ekarth still buys shit with Jeremy's name on it.

haha. That's the problem mate, I buy shit with Jeremy name on it, but unfortunately all he does nowadays is play character role and get a louzy blowjob. I want to see him fuck furiously like the old days, and give anal creampie to some tight teen starlet like Lupe. But seeing his ageing and limping prick, I don't think he can even penetrate her. That saddens me because one day we are all gonna grow old and our dicks won't be that agile and full of vigor as they're now

All Jeremy wants now is to eat and get paid. Like any other Jew.

Every man want to eat,get paid and get laid

So Alex Panzer finally got his Dad to post on here?

May be Ron Jeremy's doctor has advice him not to take viagra for heart-related complications. Or may be Ron had been on sex-stimulant drugs for so long time that his body has got tolerance, now even if he swallows a bucketload of viagra, it won't show effect. What an unfortunate life. I pity his limp dick.

I guess I'll have to replace Ron Jeremy with Father Damian (Torbe Cash).

^^^^ Well, that certainly doesn't make it less homo.

If I replace Ron Jeremy with Shemale Vaniity as my "most favorite furious fucker" then will it make is less homo?

You're still a fukken meat gazing mope fanboi faggot.

and what if I replace Ron with the one and only patriot son of America Brandon Iron?

Then you're still a meat gazing mope fanboi faggot with a diseased dwarf fetish to boot.

Brandon isn't American, he could never be an American, and he's definitely not patriotic.

One doesn't need to have a visa or any piece of paper to prove that he is American. Being American is not about having a stupid piece of paper called visa or passport or social security number. It has more deeper spiritual connotation.

Actually you do need a piece of paper saying you're an American before you're an American. Not that you, Brandon, or any other foreigner would know what it is to be an American anyway.

No. Same amount of homo. With a cupfull of self delusion tossed in the mix. Sorry, homo.

No my friend you're seriously mistaken in your logic. Brandon is a patriot son of America so if I like him, that also makes me a patriot son of America. And even if it makes me homo, be it, I don't really care just like Brandon doesn't really care what you think about his Herpes.

Coming back to the original subject of the threat.
Fat but limp dick Ron Jeremy is now desperately trying to make money by hosting events because his fat dick doesn't get erect enough to fuck even the sloppiest and biggest and looosest pussy of a German granny. So,

Ron Jeremy will be hosting the Pimps and Hos Ball September, 3rd at Pangea Nightclub inside the Seminole Hard Rock Casino/Hotel in Hollywood, Florida.

these new trolls are getting old really fast.