Lately, porn in general has been rather redundant as is reviewing your garden variety gonzo fare, what more can be said sometimes? Mope dick penetrates whatever hole of your fave porn hottie, camera guy gets lucky, catches an angle, editor didn't screw it up. So, nowadays, if I'm going write more than 100 words about something, it’s gotta be great.
This Is Why I’m Hot is an imagery rich, cutting edge, multimedia gonzo porn mini epic from Ivan. It’s good that Tom Byron finally gave him a budget again so he can he let his creativity flourish like it did at Evolution Erotica 5-6 years back. Whenever I speak with Ivan or review his flicks I always seem to bring up how great Youth N’ Asia and the Texas Asshole Massacre were. Looking back on it, even then he was ahead of his time.
Usually, I'm not interested in what most pornhoes have to say, but here it's integral to the theme of the experience. Some truth may be be gleaned between the outright lies, fantasy talk, whatever u want to hearisms and the naked honesty these girls reveal on camera. When it’s put up or shut up time, they all deliver the action. Ivan masterfully captures it, skillfully edits it, and produces a feast of great porn visuals.
The cast is hot, so that helps a lot, check the pix, they’re pretty self explanatory.
In order of my preference not appearance:
Gracie "cute face, small waist, big behind" Glam
cute face, small waist....
Big behind
Gettin' boned
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Tom Byron Pictures]