I’m old and uncool. All I know is some
other Canadian dude just took over the scene and has millions of girls wanting to fuck him. Only he doesn’t have to pay, damnit! He sings, he…he….I have no fucking clue what he does other than crowd headlines on the internet. Whatever! You got great hair?? Big deal! A ton of money?? Well, ain’t that nice! You are into women’s feet?? Well….I guess I shouldn’t have misjudged you, my brother! You are a decent guy afterall.
Keep spreading the word and soon all hot young things will be begging guys to rub their feet….just like you did to
Selena. Next step in the progression? Smelling, licking, and footjobs.
Obey....your instincts.