AYE, AYE CAP'N!


Brandon, if you found the girl unconscious and wounded, would ya cut off the flap of meat that used to be her foot and take it to the Dijon Dungeon for some quality time?

Also BI, didn't Max have to forfeit everything to the gov? So it don't matter who sees it or has it, no one is going to make a dime off it. (This is a legit question)

If you don't like the answers, change the questions.

If Max's content was obscene for him to distribute, it's obscene for anyone else, too.

you missed the short joke...


pretty sure brandon gave up some cash to the same gov't that cut that chicks options short.(more like that,yes?)

also...brandon is now winning in the "hardest scene" thread because you guys keep posting that pic.

No, I didn't miss the short joke. I overlooked it because I am the bigger man.

I think he meant I missed the short joke, since I went with the foot flap.

Here ya go: Since she got no lower legs, Brandon won't have to hop up on a milk crate for her to slob his knob.

Its kinda making me feel bad that everyone is piling on Brandon. When I was bashing him out of boredom, I found it funny. This is starting to feel sad.

Please don't box me for showing feelings. I'll handle the punishment myself.

self loathing and....?

Eh, probably I'll just wake up tomorrow, most people probably think that's punishment enough. If not, maybe I'll whip myself with an electric cord before bed, instead of jerking off.

BI = Canadian Gnome Monkey

Man forget this dude...Hes all up fufufnik's ass..As far as im concerned he may as well be posting my kids pic himself..Add his name to the fukin list...

I heard the scenes in "I Love It Rough 4" were pretty hardcore. Still haven't seen it yet.

I actually hesitated posting that link , but A) i noticed a fair amount of people have posted some sort of tube link of late and B) I really wanted to illustrate a point.
I have defended Max up the wazoo on here repeatedly; it's always been my opinion that any dopey whore should know what kind of stuff he does. However, none of his shit has ever unsettled me like that scene. It's truly the hardest piece of porn I've ever witnessed, not just the acts, just the whole fucking vibe of it.

how did BI derail things again into that tired piracy minutiae, i swear whenever the topic of money comes up this guy starts squirting tears. as interesting as it is from a criminology perspective to see him finally break doublespeak character his point is moot because i doubt you can buy that max video anymore anyway.

that video really serves more of a historical and documentary purpose anyway, an overlay on the dvd porn narrative demonstrating one of the true high-watermarks of the era. it exists for educational purposes like how mark twain works and the secret recordings of joe jackson swinging his belt on michael are public domain. "i can't. accept. not trying. nicca!" and it saddens me because I know the holocaust museum of porn will never be built to feature it.

all that aside T-Pat posts what he wants even if it means albino ed powers goes insta-froth over it, i love brandon with all my heart but jesus christ what an infant some days

Nice derail, you stumpy Cannuck.

I was a (paying) member on Max's site about ten years ago when he had a scene up that I think is in the running for hardest.

It's in the park restroom he used a lot back then (kinda wonder how he got away with that) and the chick is on her knees getting the throat fucking, face slapping standard classy Max treatment. She starts gagging and squirming and Max of course just fucks her throat harder. She manages to drop her head and push away long enough to yell "cut, cut". As she is gasping and shaking and trying to figure what went wrong with her life, Max bends down and ask "are you ok?" "you alright"? She says no, this is too hard. Max replies "Hard? This is the soft treatment. If I was going hard you'd know it. And this is my fucking set and I am the only one that says "cut" on my set. You ready? Ok, roll it" at which point Max slams his cock back down her throat and continues to throat rape the whore. It was a tender moment.

On Max: I HATE his stuff. But, I was outraged when he was convicted.

I was not alone. Most if not all of the posters still posting when he was convicted were outraged this the Bush Administration's misuse of power.

If there were not technicalities in Jeff's case [fifth amendment issues with him doing his own books, for example], he'd likely be there, too.

IIRC, most of the SUPPORT on this board came from fellow porn producers who felt he could be the sacrifice to protect their worthless hides.

Review the threads. I was so outraged I even advocated Jury Nullification.

On Pirating: When I offered you links to your stuff to report, you said you didn't care. Too much work to fight it, yada yada yada.

Have you changed your mind?

Wow....sorry I stood up for Max. Clearly, he should be happy to have his work ripped off and his freedom taken away. I will draft a thank you note he can send the DOJ for his extended all-meals-included, no-tipping-required vacation.

Uomo: If I said it was too much work to fight piracy, I mis-spoke. My point was that it is an overwhelming, time-consuming task and I prefer to leave it to experts like Nate at www.takedownpiracy.com.

Thank you for edumacating me that all content is free. I was misinformed.

To continue my thoughts from page 2, how typically American to go to war, kill/maim/wound/disfigure tens of thousands of people, and have soundbites on the news extolling the virtues of bringing "freedom" to them. I bet if you ask the father of the dead girl, he would say he was better off before.

Likewise, it's a bizarre bully tactic to not only steal Max's intellectual property but justify it, too. Wow. That takes balls.

Kicking people while they are down and going the extra step of taking their wallet: made in America.

Why do you care? You have, if I recall your words, "no dog in the fight".

Just standing up for my dawg.

So every woman Donkey's out-ed is shit to you?

No. It's called "picking your battles." I have been in the business long enough to know that this is another Crisis of the Moment. It will go away. In fact, it would probably go away much sooner if no one paid any attention at all to it.

A 10 second internet search and.....BINGO!
Link: http://www.totallymax.com/Universal-Max-1-DVD.html

Mark J, this one goes out to you...

i think mark meant that he thinks that YOU can't buy that video. he knows the rest of us...well maybe some of us..well at least I can afford it.

You should probably use the money to buy a sense of humour.

Max is going to be playing his solo for a looooooooooong time.

That info on the net will never go away. Once it's out there, it stays. And, the damage is forever. Ask the Goat if his info's coming off the net.

But, instead of fighting a real person who you know who attacked people uninvolved with his pissing contest, you choose to wage war against nameless "tubes"? Outside of maybe Panzer and Mopez, cause I have no idea what those guys are up to, no one posting here owns a tube site or is even remotely making money off of the "tubes". Personally, I don't watch them.


And, no one linking to tubes here is doing it in lieu of buying a Max tape.


What are your worthless copyright dudes doing about them? Shouldn't they be the ones to wage war at?


So you rather fight with nameless ghosts who don't read this forum?



Or maybe if porn producers just ignore the tubes, they will just go away, too.

hey..wtf?. it's like that?. hurtful Bi.

and are you trying to tell me that i'm left with finding you only one kind of "funny" now?.

I'm all kinds of funny, Lou. Guard that money you have, man. There are thieves all around this place.

copy that...tube sights = bad investment.

I'll tell you an even worse investment. Huge, expensive, new bukkake scenes.

You haven't stood up for Max or anyone else. All you care about is yourself.




TRANSLATION: Please, PLEASE stop talking about the Donkey so people will forget that he's exempted me from both his database and his piracy.

Your issue is with fufufnik Long, not me.

The issue is with EVERYONE aiding and abetting the Donkey, as some folks are finding out today.

Wow, I would hate to be one of those people. DU-DU-DUHHHHHHHHH.

What makes you think you're not one of "those" people.


Come clean, Brandon. It will do you a world of good.

Are you building suspense or something?

Well that no excuse for a double standard.

I been a member for a long time here. Check out the info on the left! Flavoritism is not only unfair but it is censorship! One choices who can do what depend on ones personal feelings on the matter! Completely based on bias and flavorism! This board at times is one side due to influences of taste and rudeness.

Thanks for the partial support anyways!

i thought it was more than fair to leave you with a choice to participate. no excuses were made.
and cool story about your join date..really. fascinating. you should share more on that someday. riveting stuff!!!

C'mon Lou. This dude used to get flayed alive daily by Arab. You know that has to be hard to forget. His scars run deep.

HAY, what is all this shit? I asked for the Hardest Scene Ever.

I was hoping for a list, not a debate on copyright or a pedophile.

Eat Shit Limey. No one gives a fuck what you were hoping for. Wanna find rough scenes, search PAINAL on the tubes and Google.

or...welcome to xtp. sorry your "hopes" weren't realized. maybe next time, yes?.

Welcome to XPT??? This tool registered in 06.

he seems slow is my point. why do you make me say awful things?. i was working the subtle...

I have a way with people. I made Bitch Tits do a 180 from happy go lucky to angry and lashing out. I can get a human conversation out of Panzer. I can scare women out of a bar with a smile and a wave. And I can get you to type out the awful thoughts that float around in your head.
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Sad part is I am incapable of monetizing any of my skills.

I say a sex tape of a young, legal Melissa Joan Hart.

That might be the Hardest Scene to find for me.

I'm in the same boat. I've been reduced to working as a low-paid internet farmer planting seeds all day in the hot sun. Terrible, terrible.

Planting Seeds in the Hot Son, new series you are working on? Not enough bus stop skanks in Canada, so you going for rent boys? Will you still be protected on PWL if you start to crossover?

Like any good farmer, I have to wake up at the crack of Dawn. She's sleeping next to me. I'll respond later.