Someone’s Daughter #1
Vouyer (www.vincevouyer.com)
Directed by David Luger
Starring Hunter Young, Sapphire Rae, Layla Lei, Cameron, Honey, Misty Haze, Avy Scott, and 8 foot-long dicks

Kudos go out to Vouyer for brainstorming this awesomely honest, and sideways evil, title. ‘Cuz it’s true, you know. However, if you think about it enough, it’ll start bumming you out, especially when you come across a hopelessly lost soul like newbie Honey, who looks like she could be talked into just about anything. So, for the sake of guilt-free porn kicks, let’s give this one a colloquial title- how about, “Someone’s Whorish
Ex-Girlfriend”? Makes me feel better, anyway.

This one follows the single-minded blueprint pioneered by scum rock kings the Mentors many years ago and crystallized by Vouyer/Redlight: Find ‘em, Feel ‘em, Fuck ‘em, and Forget ‘em. In exactly that order. The idea behind this series is that all the girls are new to the biz, or at least to the gargantuan warehouse/meat machine that is the Vouyer universe. That conceit might be debated, however, since even a part-time perv like myself can readily recognize a few of these hot pink snappers and tongue piercings. Then again, you can go from aspiring starlet to creaky has-been in a month in the porn game, so who knows? At any rate, they’re all young and eager for defilement, these wayward daughters, so let’s dig in.

Hunter Thompson and Avy Scott are quintessential Cali-blondes who claim to be “Old friends, like, for 6 years”. As neither girl could hit 25 with a rock, I guess that is a long time, for them. After a breezy Q&A, where the off-screen narrator tries to goad the girls into a debate over who’s the best fuck, they hit the couch for a brief lesbo scene, followed by a three-way with some lucky bastard. It’s not much of a debate, really, since they both screw like total pros, and when Hunter gets dicked in a reverse cowgirl while Avy licks her stuffed pussy, the action really heats up. Although no anal hijinks pop up, this is the undisputed, rock-hard throbber of this DVD, and it took me days to get to the next scene, if you know what I mean.

When you do finally make it past the foxy blonde buddies, you’ll find the exceptionally thin, gap-toothed slut Sapphire Rea, who thinks her dad really wouldn’t mind if he knew she was fucking on film, ‘cuz of all the money she’s gonna make. That’s too many levels of delusion to get into here, so let me just say that she does an admirable job of taking on two guys at once. I suspect DP’s are gonna be this one’s specialty, unless she’s already retired with her millions. 21 year old fake blonde Cameron blows the camera man, who tosses a towel over her head at one point, and makes her crawl around like a lost dog. Afro-cutie Misty Haze takes on three white dicks with enthusiasm and good humor, although she manages to keep her ass umolested, and Leyla Lei, looking plumper and altogether more porn star-like then she did in “Beach Bunnies with Big Brown Eyes 13”
- which is trouble, if she did this one before- does her giggly kinderwhore routine.

Somewhere in the middle of all this fresh meat is “19 and half” year old Honey, who, despite the dual nipple rings, looks like she really ought to stay away from predatory men. I don’t know the last time since I’ve seen such high school dropout naiveté in a fledgling starlet, and her scene- as innocuous and relatively sleaze-free as it is- really drives the “Someone’s Daughter” title home. She dutifully sucks and fucks her guy, her big, blank, doe eyes registering nothin’ but the pure physical sensations of being penetrated, as if the camera isn’t really documenting all this for the world to see. Some might find this scene kinda sad, really. Me, I’m an evil sonofabitch, so I’ve watched it a dozen times. I love this chick. She’s like the low-rent Anna Nicole of the quick n’ easy porn world. A hundred bucks says she spent her scene money at the mall.

And so it goes. There’s also “Boner” footage, including some behind the scenes stuff, trailers, and a photo gallery. David Luger’s direction fits his name perfectly here, since he zeroes in on the meat of the matter and shoots to thrill. No back-stories, no ham-fisted acting attempts, just hard-fucking-core sex. Later DVD’s, like the entirely bad ass, just-released “Lingerie”, find him truly hitting his stride, but he’s well on his way towards Super Sex director here.
-Sleazegrinder