I saw him in the Miami airport a couple years ago, and he was definitely a smelly, hairy mess in his t-shirt and sweatpants. He was charming the pants off the Latina airport information guide, though. she was clearly a fan. So someone will buy the stuff.
All that aside- let's help one of ours, Zenman, and buy a fucking drink at Sardos. From the comments in the article the problem is all the porners come in and do blow and X in the bathrooms all night and don't buy drinks.