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#505416 - 03/18/11 08:00 AM
Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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No posts in almost a month !
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#505417 - 03/18/11 08:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Chained up in a trick's basement, being force fed fried food and cock.
Either that or taking the break from the board like she said she was going to.
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#505418 - 03/18/11 08:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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I must have missed her saying that after the last break she took. Or maybe it's all part of the same break. Hell I don't know.
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#505420 - 03/18/11 11:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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When then she can eat and still keep her figure.
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#505423 - 03/22/11 02:56 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/04/11
Posts: 183
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WTF? Fer Realz?
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So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?
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#505425 - 03/22/11 11:23 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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You think one of them looks like her, I was just going for Paki ho's. I'll have to watch it again.
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#505426 - 03/23/11 08:22 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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The one on the left bears a very slight resemblance.
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#505428 - 03/23/11 10:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Hope they don't find her hanging in her mom's shed then.
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#505429 - 03/25/11 10:08 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Tell Gia I love her! (ripe round ass)!
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#505430 - 03/26/11 01:07 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Gia has been seeing a civilian for the past 6 months and things have gotten in her words "more serious" the last few months, she is in a good place mentally, and this could be the one for her, she told me she has enrolled in a beauty therapy course in a little community college, and hopes to one day be a make up artist, although she said she still loves the industry and will still do still shots for those who require her services.
Gia has given a lot to this board, and although im sure it will be disappointing to a lot of you guys if she doesn't post her anymore, you still really should be happy for Miss G, as she seems happy, love monkey
if you are struggling to cope with this news, then youtube searching urge overkill,. "sister havana" and or "girl, you'll be a woman soon", while jerking off to any gia scene of your choice offered by the free tube sites will bring you a step closer to recovery.
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#505432 - 03/26/11 06:43 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Gia has been seeing a civilian for the past 6 months and things have gotten in her words "more serious" the last few months, she is in a good place mentally, and this could be the one for her, she told me she has enrolled in a beauty therapy course in a little community college, and hopes to one day be a make up artist, although she said she still loves the industry and will still do still shots for those who require her services.
Gia has given a lot to this board, and although im sure it will be disappointing to a lot of you guys if she doesn't post her anymore, you still really should be happy for Miss G, as she seems happy, love monkey
if you are struggling to cope with this news, then youtube searching urge overkill,. "sister havana" and or "girl, you'll be a woman soon", while jerking off to any gia scene of your choice offered by the free tube sites will bring you a step closer to recovery.
thanks, monks. checking in here with some fact checking. haven't been around these parts in like, what? 4 months?
beauty school? me? no thanks. my friend is the beauty editor for a mag. i know all the hell he goes through.
not dating anyone
i feel great these days.
only shooting behind the camera and i've no desire to do scenes.
i make the best vegan blueberry cheesecake.
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#505433 - 03/26/11 06:52 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Well, with Gia on hiatus, does xpt become the angriest sausage fest on the net?
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#505435 - 03/27/11 10:22 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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nice! i want vegan blueberry cheesecake
id break my fabulous, hardwon anorexia streak for that shit!
love, pretty
ps go ahead xpt bring on the fat girl jokes
heart palpitations and "whats eating you" episodes here i come lol
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#505437 - 03/27/11 11:43 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Damn I start a thread about one and they start coming back from the crypt ! Time for an update on the tits !  Good to see you back on Pretty !!!!
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#505439 - 03/27/11 04:25 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Gia has been seeing a civilian for the past 6 months and things have gotten in her words "more serious" the last few months, she is in a good place mentally, and this could be the one for her, she told me she has enrolled in a beauty therapy course in a little community college, and hopes to one day be a make up artist, although she said she still loves the industry and will still do still shots for those who require her services.
Gia has given a lot to this board, and although im sure it will be disappointing to a lot of you guys if she doesn't post her anymore, you still really should be happy for Miss G, as she seems happy, love monkey
if you are struggling to cope with this news, then youtube searching urge overkill,. "sister havana" and or "girl, you'll be a woman soon", while jerking off to any gia scene of your choice offered by the free tube sites will bring you a step closer to recovery.
thanks, monks. checking in here with some fact checking. haven't been around these parts in like, what? 4 months?
beauty school? me? no thanks. my friend is the beauty editor for a mag. i know all the hell he goes through.
not dating anyone
i feel great these days.
only shooting behind the camera and i've no desire to do scenes.
i make the best vegan blueberry cheesecake.
How many posters could get you to return from semi retirement? (pats self on the back) 
How you been Baby G?
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#505440 - 03/28/11 06:22 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Shes back on the drugs. 
I'm sorry to hear that, but it makes perfect sense, now.
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#505441 - 03/28/11 08:20 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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#505443 - 03/28/11 06:14 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Does good ole FLoP #1 apply to retired PWs?
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#505444 - 03/28/11 06:21 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Maybe retired as a PW, but they never retire from being a W.
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#505446 - 03/29/11 05:03 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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No, just a generalization.
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#505447 - 04/01/11 01:04 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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All I care about is photography. It's my everything. I wish I was rich so I could pay someone for the tedious stuff like editing down, making contact sheets, filing. Then again, it'd be like some people who hire a maid and end up helping them clean because they'll never do it right as they do.
And for those of you who think my current tiny figure is from drugs...it's called working out. The only person at the gym more than me is Madonna.
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#505449 - 04/01/11 05:44 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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That bit of poesy from Dark Throne reminds me of a poem penned by Lord Byron. www.strickling.net/byron_darkness.htm
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#505452 - 04/01/11 05:01 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Occam's razor indicates that Gia J is what she says she is.
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#505453 - 04/01/11 06:36 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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That's riciulous Gia! You have been publicly fucked in the ass (and I admire you for that). You need a zipless sexual felationship - forget about the mind gsmes and dependencies!
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#505454 - 04/06/11 12:17 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
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Since I killed this thread, I offer this new old pic of Gia.
She once was an innocent waif stuffing cocks up her ass for rent money.
Now she has advanced from the "athlete" to the "warrior" phase of her life.
Someday she will advance to the "spirit" phase and we will be together again....forever....... 
Edited by whorebot (04/06/11 12:22 AM)
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#505458 - 04/06/11 08:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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^ Woof !!!!
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#505459 - 04/06/11 10:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Wish she was in to showing her ass as much as she shows her ribs.
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#505460 - 04/07/11 09:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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damn that car pic is like from 2009. seems like a million years ago and wow i was so fat then. i know i'm not around here much, but i'll post some pics soon. sorry, i'll be wearing clothes in them. but cool clothes!
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#505464 - 04/07/11 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Ok, fat wasn't the correct word. I was untoned. I wasn't working out back then and I was barely eating. I was thin but not lean. It's been almost a year of working out consistently and actually feeling like it's a normal part of my life. I've come a long way from that girl who made her mom write fake doctor's notes to get out of Phys Ed class every year. Btw, can someone design a gym that's not gross yet doesn't feel like I'm in Gattaca?
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#505465 - 04/07/11 02:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Gia: I've been cleaning up my apartment to prepare for my move and I've got enough condiment packages to likely last you the rest of the decade. IIRC, 2 or 3 on crackers is a Gia meal. Let me know if you want them. They are mostly ketchup, chinese mustard and hot sauce. If you run into Ryan Knox, they may be strong enough to cover the taste of rancid broccoli.  BTW, the broccoli on the eastern side of Sicily is PURPLE! Something to do with the volcanic soil that also produces the blood oranges.
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#505474 - 04/11/11 02:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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hes returned in all his limp glory.
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#505475 - 04/11/11 06:54 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Do not concern yourselves with Gia Whoredan. She will no doubt resurface like the festering herp scab that she is. I did...
ryan you fucken bottom bitch...its just not in the script for you to resurface. keep your guttural rumblings aimed directly at floor, skidmark.
...As will her Staph members lol
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#505476 - 04/11/11 07:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Rancid broccoli spill, aisle one.
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#505477 - 04/12/11 12:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I title this Breakfast at Sam Ash.
This is the ugliest guitar in the world. Forgot what brand, but there it was hanging in the cheapo isle face down for all the world to see it's faux Gucci markings. I picture a total barbie looking porn chick playing this. The kind that rolls a Bentley and blasts Lil Wayne at valet. But anyway, this is my latest pic. Shot 3 days ago. Cuz you people asked.
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#505479 - 04/12/11 12:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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what no tits?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
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#505480 - 04/12/11 02:04 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm still confused by the Gucci on the guitar back -real or fake, it's just dumb and hideous.
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#505481 - 04/12/11 06:31 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Who's the dude taking the pic ?
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#505484 - 04/12/11 12:47 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/04/11
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That guitar is still 100 times more tasteful than the Louis Vuiton Hummer I saw about a month ago in Vegas. Just covered in the "LV" symbol. Can't remember when I wanted to throw a rock so fucking bad!
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So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?
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#505486 - 04/12/11 02:33 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
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Rancid broccoli spill, aisle one.
Oh Snap. Original.
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#505490 - 04/12/11 06:18 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Much like turds and and dead fish, Ryan will always resurface.
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#505495 - 04/12/11 07:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/04/11
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Ya know what would be cool? A whole Hummer that was painted just like that.
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So, uh, what are trying to tell me here, little man, that you don't like Zep?
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#505498 - 04/13/11 04:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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^^^Cool urban art installation!
Actually, I only have maybe 7 pairs of shoes. I don't like owning a lot of stuff and I hate the feeling of clutter. I get rid of old things when I get new things.
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#505499 - 04/13/11 04:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Please teach me mistress !  My house is like Sanford and son on speed ! Clutter mania !
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#506336 - 04/14/11 03:15 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Please teach me mistress ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> My house is like Sanford and son on speed ! Clutter mania ! I think I can top you. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/egypt.gif" alt="" /> I hope you don't mean that pornobiblically !!!!! Where are the old gremlins. All I see are the ones above on my reply.
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#506376 - 04/14/11 06:49 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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That just might hold Gias shoe collection ! <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> By the way, this thread is about her and not Mr. Knox. Back on track peckerheads ! bleh! i saw that in Paris in 2004
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#506383 - 04/14/11 07:18 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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bleh! i saw that in Paris in 2004 Interesting .... I saw THIS in Paris in 2004 ... 
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#506398 - 04/15/11 12:46 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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posting a 5 year old picture of me Any pics of Ryan having even a semi-boner are at least that old. Why won't this forum go down on me? I can't be the only one who's awe struck by my own posts..
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#506436 - 04/15/11 01:38 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Why won't this forum go down on me? Because it isn't a drug-addicted over-the-hill prolapsed-bungholed whore with no other options. Even if it was, you couldn't afford to pay it.
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#506440 - 04/15/11 02:29 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Becuzz Ryan Porter got puked on by a horde of Chatsworth hookers...oopsie, I means to say "reverse bukkaked on."
Senor Porter, tell us about your family. I've never been puked on you idiot. If you're not gonna go down than i'm not interested. This isn't creepo day at camp stupid...
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#506443 - 04/15/11 02:40 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Gia's got a career and other interesting things to do other than pander to an impotent submissive looking to get abuse without paying a dom.
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#506447 - 04/15/11 03:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Got anything better to do than defend the honor of a used out 40+ Pakistani Whoreface? A whole bunch of things ... which is mostly why I haven't been here in like 1/2 a year. I've been known to pull on Gia's pigtail. And, Gia's been known to smash my balls. This isn't about protecting Gia. It's a fundamental duty of each and every XPT poster: Stepping on worthless parasites like you. ::SQUISH!!::
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#506491 - 04/16/11 02:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5205
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you mean wog.
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#506619 - 04/17/11 02:51 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
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Becuzz Ryan Porter got puked on by a horde of Chatsworth hookers...oopsie, I means to say "reverse bukkaked on."
Senor Porter, tell us about your family. I've never been puked on you idiot. If you're not gonna go down than i'm not interested. This isn't creepo day at camp stupid... ZOMG! Ryan, you are correct. Those two fat, disgusting hookers they found on Nordhoff St. urinated on your head and face. You vomited on yourself. My mistake, I stand corrected. And sorry, I don't know what, "If you're not gonna go down than i'm not interested." means. Are you asking me to blow you? Sorry, Mike don't roll that way, not even in prison. I also recall you like to get fucked in the ass by various whores, but I ain't gonna do that either. Just go ahead and OD on meth, or let the Army sniper corps use your broccoli tattoo for target practice.
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#506694 - 04/18/11 07:34 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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You fukkers are gaying up the thread. That's Cumstain's job.
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#507488 - 04/25/11 09:32 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Go with reality....the latter !
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#507492 - 04/25/11 10:57 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Find a happy medium. Don't treat her like crap but don't kiss her ass either. If you feel the need to be complimentary then make them depreciating compliments of some sort. Gia is the type of chick that doesn't respect or believe a guy who is too nice to her, at least at first.
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#507502 - 04/26/11 08:49 AM
Re: Where's Gia
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
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I title this Breakfast at Sam Ash.This is the ugliest guitar in the world. Forgot what brand, but there it was hanging in the cheapo isle face down for all the world to see it's faux Gucci markings. I picture a total barbie looking porn chick playing this. The kind that rolls a Bentley and blasts Lil Wayne at valet. But anyway, this is my latest pic. Shot 3 days ago. Cuz you people asked. Excellent Gia. Excellent. I see your many eating issues along with fears of growing older have just about turned you into a sack of bones. In your mind you even think you "look good" even as you photograph women who actually do look good the synapses in your mind either make you think you look comparable to them or they actually are fattys like you used to be. Awesome. Lord knows you rejected convention long ago. So what is the END GAME of the the blunder that is life?
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#507522 - 04/26/11 03:18 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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Can't embed the video, but along those lines. Lindsay hates her vagina.
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#507534 - 04/26/11 05:53 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Like some weird California sleestak. Funny, I was going to say the same thing. And the first image that pops up when you Google: Land of the Lost Sleestack is an image of Posh Spice wearing the same sunglasses. 
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#507535 - 04/26/11 05:56 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Lindsay probably trips over her vagina
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#507574 - 04/26/11 08:06 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: RyanKnox]
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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Yeah? What about you? Got anything better to do than defend the honor of a used out 40+ Pakistani Whoreface? With 12,000 posts I'm guessing no. So says Mr. Limpy with the dysfunctional dick.
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#507669 - 04/27/11 08:49 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Nono, he got the "Lacks-wood" like always.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#507717 - 04/28/11 05:18 PM
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[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Don't run away from your softness. It's the key to your brand.
Imagine the endorsement cash you could earn if someone someday develops an erectile dysfunction solution that solves your infamous Rubik's Cube of Flaccid.
Meanwhile, you could look into gigs with Charmin and Downy.
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#507724 - 04/28/11 05:29 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
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I don't get wood...It's actualy quite common lol Post corrected dumb ass.
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#507750 - 04/28/11 07:14 PM
Re: Where's Gia
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Don't run away from your softness. It's the key to your brand.
My brand? You must be referring to my patented taint moisturizer. It smooths, softens and refreshes...if you like I can send you some. We offer the special Gia Jordan shaped loofa head, perfect for massaging the prostate..
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#507754 - 04/28/11 07:34 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Wow Limpdick, I guess I shouldnt be suprisedyou being a broke limpdick and all, . Look at what you'll do ON FILM for money, I can't imagine that there is anything you wouldn't do off camera for a little meth change. Even fucking the corpse of a 67 year old mom-o-mine. I would say you should have gotten her in her 40's, she was still a looker. I mean, that's when I fucked her. But then again, you can't get wood for real, live women.
Even my dead mother wouldn't fuck you limp dick. She'd crack off a finger bone and rub her boney, wormy vagina rather than play with a wet baby's sock, better known as your mini-chode.
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#507760 - 04/28/11 08:31 PM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: backdoorman]
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12900
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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I thought she gagged on cock after every meal and had a laxative addiction.
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#507763 - 04/28/11 09:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Knox's parents have been done with him for a while. A couple of years ago the real Luke wrote that he was living off his grandparents largesse.
BTW, his parents should be done with him- at some point, usually around 18, you are no longer Momma's problem.
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#508225 - 04/29/11 01:07 AM
Re: Where's Gia
[Re: Bornyo]
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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A couple of years ago the real Luke wrote that he was living off his grandparents largesse.
Interesting side note: The real Luke hasn't actualy written about porn in almost 5 years now but I'm sure it's a good read..
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#508243 - 04/29/11 01:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
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quiet jew.
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#521398 - 06/18/11 01:17 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
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Gia appears about :40 into this, she's looking good.
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#521405 - 06/18/11 05:36 AM
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Gia appears about :40 into this, she's looking good. I barely made it to the 40 second mark, these guys have finally put the death nail in the "awkward, over the top, stop pause comedy" made famous (or infamous) by Micheal Cera and his kind. I love the comment made under the link of "does Gia Jordan have a hearing problem?" without a hint of sarcasm. (shakes head)
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#521421 - 06/18/11 08:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?".
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#521444 - 06/18/11 05:12 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?". hey what the fuck barry?. really?. i just want to have her baby. is that weird?. Oh, my time. It's gone now that I watched the two guys with their few clips on Youtube. The result: Dana DeArmond does not have anything interesting to offer at all. Andy San Dimas isn't good at pretending to be hip. Lexi Belle seems nice or a good enough faker. Rot in hell. wait... you're telling me that on top of gia jordan being showcased in that video that daner makes an appearance?. at what time?. hook a n*gga up.
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#521475 - 06/19/11 09:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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i just want to have her baby. is that weird?.- Lou
What kind of baby do you have after being ass mauled with a big dildo ? A rubber bloody turd ?????
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#521479 - 06/19/11 10:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?". hey what the fuck barry?. really?. i just want to have her baby. is that weird? I needed a name. I knew, or at least hoped, you'd see the humor.
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#521498 - 06/19/11 01:34 PM
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i just want to have her baby. is that weird?.- Lou
What kind of baby do you have after being ass mauled with a big dildo ? A rubber bloody turd ????? hopefully one that knows how to use the quote function...
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