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#507502 - 04/26/11 08:49 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
Originally Posted By: gia jordan
I title this Breakfast at Sam Ash.

This is the ugliest guitar in the world. Forgot what brand, but there it was hanging in the cheapo isle face down for all the world to see it's faux Gucci markings. I picture a total barbie looking porn chick playing this. The kind that rolls a Bentley and blasts Lil Wayne at valet. But anyway, this is my latest pic. Shot 3 days ago. Cuz you people asked.



Excellent Gia. Excellent. I see your many eating issues along with fears of growing older have just about turned you into a sack of bones. In your mind you even think you "look good" even as you photograph women who actually do look good the synapses in your mind either make you think you look comparable to them or they actually are fattys like you used to be. Awesome. Lord knows you rejected convention long ago. So what is the END GAME of the the blunder that is life?

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#507521 - 04/26/11 02:20 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
Fiend Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
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#507522 - 04/26/11 03:18 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
Can't embed the video, but along those lines.

Lindsay hates her vagina.
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#507534 - 04/26/11 05:53 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: Fiend]
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Originally Posted By: Fiend
Quote:




Like some weird California sleestak.


Funny, I was going to say the same thing. And the first image that pops up when you Google: Land of the Lost Sleestack is an image of Posh Spice wearing the same sunglasses.




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#507535 - 04/26/11 05:56 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Lindsay probably trips over her vagina
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#507574 - 04/26/11 08:06 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: RyanKnox]
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
Yeah? What about you? Got anything better to do than defend the honor of a used out 40+ Pakistani Whoreface? With 12,000 posts I'm guessing no.


So says Mr. Limpy with the dysfunctional dick.

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#507576 - 04/26/11 08:25 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: wannacorndog]
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky




Cryin Ryan at his best.


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#507601 - 04/27/11 05:24 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Jerkules Offline
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Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
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#507655 - 04/27/11 07:05 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: wannacorndog]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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Originally Posted By: wannacorndog




Cryin Ryan at his best.

looks like he asked the barber for the "lockwood".
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#507669 - 04/27/11 08:49 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Nono, he got the "Lacks-wood" like always.
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#507714 - 04/28/11 05:02 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: wannacorndog]
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
The one time I fuck your mom and I don't get wood..it's not the first or last time she's made a man flacid. It's actualy quite common lol

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#507717 - 04/28/11 05:18 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Don't run away from your softness. It's the key to your brand.

Imagine the endorsement cash you could earn if someone someday develops an erectile dysfunction solution that solves your infamous Rubik's Cube of Flaccid.

Meanwhile, you could look into gigs with Charmin and Downy.
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#507724 - 04/28/11 05:29 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: RyanKnox]
JasonH Offline
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Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Originally Posted By: RyanKnox
I don't get wood...It's actualy quite common lol
Post corrected dumb ass.
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#507750 - 04/28/11 07:14 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: Uomo Grassissimo!!]
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Originally Posted By: Uomo Grassissimo!!
Don't run away from your softness. It's the key to your brand.

My brand? You must be referring to my patented taint moisturizer. It smooths, softens and refreshes...if you like I can send you some. We offer the special Gia Jordan shaped loofa head, perfect for massaging the prostate..

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#507754 - 04/28/11 07:34 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Wow Limpdick, I guess I shouldnt be suprisedyou being a broke limpdick and all, . Look at what you'll do ON FILM for money, I can't imagine that there is anything you wouldn't do off camera for a little meth change. Even fucking the corpse of a 67 year old mom-o-mine. I would say you should have gotten her in her 40's, she was still a looker. I mean, that's when I fucked her. But then again, you can't get wood for real, live women.

Even my dead mother wouldn't fuck you limp dick. She'd crack off a finger bone and rub her boney, wormy vagina rather than play with a wet baby's sock, better known as your mini-chode.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

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#507756 - 04/28/11 08:08 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: Smokey]
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
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Well, it seems like you speaking for her realy does her proud..

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#507759 - 04/28/11 08:28 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
RyanKnox Offline
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Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
I kinda like it. It's roomy, rent free and adjacent to where Gia gets her stomach pumped to keep that sexy figure.

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#507760 - 04/28/11 08:31 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Jerkules Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/09
Posts: 12903
Loc: 3 feet high and rising
I thought she gagged on cock after every meal and had a laxative addiction.
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#507763 - 04/28/11 09:00 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Knox's parents have been done with him for a while. A couple of years ago the real Luke wrote that he was living off his grandparents largesse.

BTW, his parents should be done with him- at some point, usually around 18, you are no longer Momma's problem.

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#507767 - 04/28/11 10:11 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: Bornyo]
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
I can't take too much of that fat cunt Cindy but an interesting old read on LIB

Evidently, Limpy shot his nub up to get semihard and roll around with Tubby for cash

Or, he just let her shit on him
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

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#508225 - 04/29/11 01:07 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: Bornyo]
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Originally Posted By: Bornyo
A couple of years ago the real Luke wrote that he was living off his grandparents largesse.

Interesting side note: The real Luke hasn't actualy written about porn in almost 5 years now but I'm sure it's a good read..

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#508243 - 04/29/11 01:11 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
frankie fatale Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
quiet jew.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#521398 - 06/18/11 01:17 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Gia appears about :40 into this, she's looking good.

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#521405 - 06/18/11 05:36 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: Claude Goddard]
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Originally Posted By: Claude Goddard
Gia appears about :40 into this, she's looking good.



I barely made it to the 40 second mark, these guys have finally put the death nail in the "awkward, over the top, stop pause comedy" made famous (or infamous) by Micheal Cera and his kind.
I love the comment made under the link of "does Gia Jordan have a hearing problem?" without a hint of sarcasm. (shakes head)
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#521421 - 06/18/11 08:47 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?".
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#521435 - 06/18/11 01:52 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Oh, my time. It's gone now that I watched the two guys with their few clips on Youtube. The result: Dana DeArmond does not have anything interesting to offer at all. Andy San Dimas isn't good at pretending to be hip. Lexi Belle seems nice or a good enough faker. Rot in hell.

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#521444 - 06/18/11 05:12 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: drained]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?".



hey what the fuck barry?. really?.

i just want to have her baby. is that weird?.



Originally Posted By: Pipe Dream
Oh, my time. It's gone now that I watched the two guys with their few clips on Youtube. The result: Dana DeArmond does not have anything interesting to offer at all. Andy San Dimas isn't good at pretending to be hip. Lexi Belle seems nice or a good enough faker. Rot in hell.


wait... you're telling me that on top of gia jordan being showcased in that video that daner makes an appearance?.

at what time?. hook a n*gga up.
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#521454 - 06/18/11 06:24 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
drained Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
It's all in the posting. They made several other clips about their whatever and some whores get away better than others. Kagney Linn Karter needs to be cheered up, also. She looks like suicide otherwise.

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#521475 - 06/19/11 09:32 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
i just want to have her baby. is that weird?.- Lou

What kind of baby do you have after being ass mauled with a big dildo ? A rubber bloody turd ?????
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#521479 - 06/19/11 10:02 AM Re: Where's Gia [Re: LouCypher]
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
Originally Posted By: LouCypher

Originally Posted By: Barry the Pirate
Love the look on her face. "Fuck, it's cypher. Where's my rape whistle?".



hey what the fuck barry?. really?.

i just want to have her baby. is that weird?


I needed a name. I knew, or at least hoped, you'd see the humor.
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#521498 - 06/19/11 01:34 PM Re: Where's Gia [Re: backdoorman]
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Originally Posted By: backdoorman
i just want to have her baby. is that weird?.- Lou

What kind of baby do you have after being ass mauled with a big dildo ? A rubber bloody turd ?????


hopefully one that knows how to use the quote function...
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