How about a movie that's a parody on cooking shows, trying to sexualize it as much as possible, using various holes for mixing bowls (mixing bowels?)... finally presenting all the food on a naked girl in true Japanese style

I think this might be what you're after.

It involves cooking an omelette...

Looks like she didn't enjoy the taste too much

You can read about the scene on this forum if you search for it. I think it was from a JM movie. I remember that it supposedly smelled terrible.

Do a search.

:sigh:

"I'm bumping intrigue in my fist..."

I've always wanted to see an endurance porn, where they have the whore actually do something, like bake a pie from scratch... we watch her all the way through it, and then when its done, the guy takes a slice, calls it shit, and throws the whole thing in her face. Insults her, then skull fucks her.