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#495202 - 08/11/10 10:21 PM Ugly people
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with expensive jewelry are still ugly. Paper bags are cheaper and more effective.

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#495203 - 08/11/10 10:29 PM Re: Ugly people
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In a similar vein, I have been thinkin of starting a thread asking who is the ugliest chick people find attractive. I had a few in mind but can't think of them right now. I'll have to get back to this post....

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#495204 - 08/11/10 10:33 PM Re: Ugly people
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who is the ugliest chick people find attractive




Sarah Jessica Puker.
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#495205 - 08/11/10 10:40 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Quote:

who is the ugliest chick people find attractive




Sarah Jessica Puker.




uhm, I mistyped... sort of.

Name a person you personally find attractive for some weird reason but know is ugly.
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#495206 - 08/11/10 11:26 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Quote:

who is the ugliest chick people find attractive




Sarah Jessica Puker.




I'd pay $5.00 to see her take a dump

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#495207 - 08/11/10 11:27 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Name a person you personally find attractive for some weird reason but know is ugly.




Hmmmmmm that's a poser.

I tend to like the same kind of cute "barbies" over and over. Especially in real life and with mainstream celebs.

Off the top of my head I know that most women aren't into Kirsten Dunst, and I think she's super cute. Also, many people don't seem to like Jennifer Aniston nearly as much as I. And, my mom and her friends think the lovely Scarlett Johansson is a complete dog. But, that really doesn't fit your criterion.

I guess the best I've got for that may be the girl who played Nellie Olson. When I was a kid I wanted to hate fuck her long before I even knew what hate fucking was. I think part of this attraction was passed on to THE Twins.



Oh, I just thought of one. MacKenzie Phillips. For some reason I really got into her in this movie "Rafferty and the Gold Dust Twins". But, once I got into watching "One Day at a Time" I only craved Valerie Bertinelli.
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#495208 - 08/11/10 11:35 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Kirsten Dunst




Snaggletooth

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#495209 - 08/11/10 11:37 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Quote:

Kirsten Dunst




Snaggletooth




Like I said, women don't get Kirsten.
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#495210 - 08/12/10 04:59 AM Re: Ugly people
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Anyone who would pay anything to watch anyone take a dump has serious issues.

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#495211 - 08/12/10 08:36 AM Re: Ugly people
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In all fairness, anyone posting on this board has serious issues a priori.
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#495212 - 08/12/10 08:46 AM Re: Ugly people
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True that, but I worry that AlexeiT34's fetishes are more problematical than even the XPT mean.

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#495213 - 08/12/10 10:13 AM Re: Ugly people
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What, you're not a fan of a Glass Bottom Boat every now and then?
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#495214 - 08/12/10 11:38 AM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

True that, but I worry that AlexeiT34's fetishes are more problematical than even the XPT mean.




Ah, the theory of fetish sickness relativity.
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#495215 - 08/12/10 11:41 AM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

What, you're not a fan of a Glass Bottom Boat every now and then?




On this open sewer of human waste product, no. Sorry.
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#495216 - 08/12/10 11:48 AM Re: Ugly people
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#495217 - 08/12/10 12:00 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Quote:

Kirsten Dunst




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAR4cg8xhX4










Interesting ... I always thought that song was about jerking off ... which considering my "relationship" with Kirsten the song is quite apropos.

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#495218 - 08/12/10 02:12 PM Re: Ugly people
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old man coyote strikes me as the kind of douche that walks around paper thin beard in an attempt to look cool but ends up looking like more of a douche.
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#495219 - 08/12/10 03:52 PM Re: Ugly people
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old man coyote strikes me as the kind of douche that walks around paper thin beard in an attempt to look cool but ends up looking like more of a douche.




You know we've seen pictures of you and your beard, right?
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#495220 - 08/12/10 05:41 PM Re: Ugly people
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WTF ? The video above is gone already ?
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#495221 - 08/12/10 06:11 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

WTF ? The video above is gone already ?




Do a search for "Kirsten Dunst Turning Japanese". Its funny that I've favorited that video like 6 times now and it keeps getting taken down but is always re-uploaded by someone else on a different account.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ_2qw773OY&feature=related
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#495222 - 08/12/10 08:33 PM Re: Ugly people
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#495223 - 08/12/10 08:47 PM Re: Ugly people
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^^^ I'm really hoping that reading comprehension is simply not one of your talents:

Quote:

Name a person you personally find attractive for some weird reason but know is ugly.



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#495224 - 08/12/10 09:37 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Quote:

WTF ? The video above is gone already ?




Do a search for "Kirsten Dunst Turning Japanese". Its funny that I've favorited that video like 6 times now and it keeps getting taken down but is always re-uploaded by someone else on a different account.





I saved 3 versions of that video from youtube.

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#495225 - 08/13/10 12:54 AM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

I have been thinkin of starting a thread asking who is the ugliest chick people find attractive.




The French call that jolie laide. One of my favorite expressions and looks ever.
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#495226 - 08/13/10 12:57 AM Re: Ugly people
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for women. Adrian Brody for men.


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#495227 - 08/13/10 01:42 AM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

^^^ I'm really hoping that reading comprehension is simply not one of your talents:

Quote:

Name a person you personally find attractive for some weird reason but know is ugly.







i guess its not yours either because my post was a page after that post. as for uglies that look good for some reason id say t brain from hung.



sometimes she looks fuckable.

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it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#495228 - 08/13/10 02:07 AM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

i guess its not yours either because my post was a page after that post.




Man you are stupid. I would have thought you knew posters could set how many posts per page show up.

You would look like less of a neck-bearded retard if you read whole threads before posting. Give it a shot.

(Hint: at 99 posts per page this isn't even close to filling a single one.)
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#495229 - 08/13/10 02:27 AM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

for women. Adrian Brody for men.




If I had Brody's nostrils, I would plant them on your pussy and suck the cum right into my esophagus.

Alas, my nostrils suffer, yet the Apnea resounds, and one day will release me.
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#495230 - 08/13/10 03:24 AM Re: Ugly people
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Fugliest movie star by far...


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#495231 - 08/13/10 04:09 AM Re: Ugly people
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So OldManCoyote is another Brandon alt?
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#495232 - 08/13/10 12:47 PM Re: Ugly people
frankie fatale Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

i guess its not yours either because my post was a page after that post.




Man you are stupid. I would have thought you knew posters could set how many posts per page show up.

You would look like less of a neck-bearded retard if you read whole threads before posting. Give it a shot.

(Hint: at 99 posts per page this isn't even close to filling a single one.)




i didnt know about that shit hamtaro.
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#495233 - 08/13/10 12:58 PM Re: Ugly people
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Sorry about that. I guess I'm just surprised that a self-professed "cage legend" doesn't know his way around the forum software.

That doesn't explain why you would post without reading the thread from the beginning though. It kind of makes sense why you respond with unfunny images so often, it's because you have no idea what you're actually responding to.

Check out My Home > Display preferences... - Edit if you want to see more than 20 posts per page.
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#495234 - 08/13/10 01:15 PM Re: Ugly people
Anonymous
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Easy, Conq. You don't want him to use his "porn magic" on you...

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#495235 - 08/13/10 07:51 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Fugliest movie star by far...





That mug is like Boner-B-Gone.
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#495236 - 08/13/10 07:58 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Easy, Conq. You don't want him to use his "porn magic" on you...




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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#495237 - 08/13/10 11:46 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

Quote:

^^^ I'm really hoping that reading comprehension is simply not one of your talents:

Quote:

Name a person you personally find attractive for some weird reason but know is ugly.







i guess its not yours either because my post was a page after that post. as for uglies that look good for some reason id say t brain from hung.



sometimes she looks fuckable.





+ 1

She looks like she would like anal games and enemas.

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#495238 - 08/14/10 11:28 AM Re: Ugly people
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Registered: 09/07/03
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Quote:

Fugliest movie star by far...




Belladonna's mother???

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#495239 - 08/14/10 12:12 PM Re: Ugly people
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Chelsea Clinton is really ugly.

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#495240 - 08/14/10 05:47 PM Re: Ugly people
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Quote:

his "porn magic"




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#495241 - 08/15/10 01:18 AM Re: Ugly people
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Registered: 06/16/07
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Quote:

Fugliest movie star by far...





"Movie star"?


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