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#473164 - 01/28/10 02:43 AM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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I thought it was Little Hercules, all grown up. Sort of.
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#473165 - 01/28/10 02:56 AM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered: 06/22/07
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it's hard to look cool whrn you're 5'1. i bet he gets laughed at in clubs.
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#473166 - 01/28/10 03:36 AM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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Didn't they build a (little) town somewhere that's populated with only midgets? He could wear that outfit from the first pic and go there on Halloween and pretend he's the Terminator. It might be good for his self esteem. Maybe even get a (little) bit of midget pussy?
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#473168 - 01/28/10 12:34 PM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/11/06
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Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
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If I could do a re-make of Terminator with that dude and a bunch of Chinese midgets, I'd make millions! Or at least I'd make myself laugh a lot.
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#473170 - 01/28/10 01:33 PM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered: 04/21/04
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damm that dude look like a creep. the porno dude looks fucked up as well.
i hope china make a city with nothing but real fat, old, ugly, white trash. cameron keys will be the poster child for this new community.
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#473173 - 01/28/10 05:40 PM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Oh My god!!! Just STOP with the fucking midgets already  Fucking sneaky, creepy, back stabbing, work-stealing bastards!!!  Why do they keep popping up around here every few months? Fucking cockroaches..
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#473174 - 01/28/10 05:43 PM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered: 03/05/07
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but he makes up for his height in fashion sense.
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#473178 - 01/28/10 08:07 PM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered: 08/16/08
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Yeah, I've only liked guys over 6'0. IMO Ryan Seacrest is super hot, (I hear he's tiny) I'd still think he was hot if he were a poor guy. Not poor, but ya know...
I think a woman's height matters because it determines how our weight is distributed. So even if we weigh very little, we still look like fucking cows. And weight is obviously very important when it comes d00ds thinking chicks are hot.
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#473179 - 01/28/10 09:39 PM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Nah, I say it’s Evan Stone’s “Mini Me”.
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#473180 - 01/28/10 11:45 PM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered: 01/25/04
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imdb has him as 6-1, can anyone verify if he is actually 5-1 or not, this could be damaging to mr rox's career if people think he is 5-1 incorrectly, thanks
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#473181 - 01/29/10 01:18 AM
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no way he's 6'1, look at the second photo where he's riding his invisible big wheel, those are 2 inch tiles under his feet. that means baby booties. and when you're dealt genetic low cards, may as well wear 'em.
he better play it straight, NEVER wind up in custody because meat to the wolves man, that little ass would be up for GRABS, spinner spinner chicken dinner- he'd get passed around like a joint- a joint that tries to fight back, but can't. there's always the one big guy strolling the yard with a white scarf hanging out of his pocket and his bitch has to hold onto it. guess which end of that scarf lil' challenger is getting.
once a titan, a colossus, reduced to a plaything and forced to wear a torn shirt as a demeaning baby bonnet. no dignity, no dignity at all. on the bright side, i've heard that falling asleep in a headlock every night is something you eventually get used to.
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#473183 - 01/29/10 04:57 AM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Alex is obviously a fucking bastard midge... The only reason that this discussion has gone on this long is because you guys have fallen for his midget tricks. His out-sized "ceps" only serve to draw your eyes away from his midget proportion fore arms. You can tell he is a midget(and NOT a dwarf)simply by his jaw line and the angle of his skull atop his neck Classic midget styling. I am certain I have tossed motherfuckers in his immediate family. I respect the lengths he has gone to hide his birth defect and his level of preparation. I am also willing to street fight him without a lengthy training period
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#473187 - 01/29/10 06:58 AM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Oh jesus, people, stop with the myspace angles. That looks like a poster for 'Feed the Children: Many Impoverished Children Are Without Roids. You Can Help.' And nothing makes you look shorter than shooting from above.
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#473188 - 01/29/10 08:13 AM
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Registered: 03/05/07
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Likewise, how many attractive women would settle for a shorty?
i've known several short guys that pull major pussy. i've seen short guys knock tall guys out in bars. life isn't just a dog show to some people. maybe in l.a. it is.
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#473189 - 01/29/10 10:06 AM
Re: Alex Rox (male) - Height: 5'1"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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no way he's 6'1, look at the second photo where he's riding his invisible big wheel, those are 2 inch tiles under his feet. that means baby booties. and when you're dealt genetic low cards, may as well wear 'em.
he better play it straight, NEVER wind up in custody because meat to the wolves man, that little ass would be up for GRABS, spinner spinner chicken dinner- he'd get passed around like a joint- a joint that tries to fight back, but can't. there's always the one big guy strolling the yard with a white scarf hanging out of his pocket and his bitch has to hold onto it. guess which end of that scarf lil' challenger is getting.
once a titan, a colossus, reduced to a plaything and forced to wear a torn shirt as a demeaning baby bonnet. no dignity, no dignity at all. on the bright side, i've heard that falling asleep in a headlock every night is something you eventually get used to.
You are warped my man, 
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Alex is obviously a fucking bastard midge... The only reason that this discussion has gone on this long is because you guys have fallen for his midget tricks. His out-sized "ceps" only serve to draw your eyes away from his midget proportion fore arms. You can tell he is a midget(and NOT a dwarf)simply by his jaw line and the angle of his skull atop his neck Classic midget styling. I am certain I have tossed motherfuckers in his immediate family.
I respect the lengths he has gone to hide his birth defect and his level of preparation.
I am also willing to street fight him without a lengthy training period
bad experience??
You might have the height and reach but hes a bulldog, hes like a french tyson with a flyweight's height, I think he can pack a punch, you'd need at least 3 weeks of intense training with a week off to recover before stepping into the ring/cage with arock.
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i've known several short guys that pull major pussy. i've seen short guys knock tall guys out in bars. life isn't just a dog show to some people. maybe in l.a. it is.
Vegas just suspended betting on H.R. Fuknstuf over/under height 5-5 after a huge flurry of big bets were laid on the under.
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#473192 - 01/29/10 03:44 PM
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(we gave him a 3 some for his 30th birthday)
i hate to see what that midget gets for christmas   
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