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#470454 - 01/11/10 08:18 PM Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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What would Conky say?


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#470455 - 01/11/10 08:36 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Conky would say: "I'd hit it " What else?

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#470456 - 01/11/10 09:06 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Yesssssss! Thank you, Mopez. And I barely bought food for 2 months so I could afford that dress.
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#470457 - 01/11/10 09:41 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Nice dress, and the ass looking good.
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#470458 - 01/11/10 09:44 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Oh yes, with that dark hair and eyes, a black gown sealed the look! NICE!
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#470459 - 01/11/10 09:51 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Yesssssss! Thank you, Mopez. And I barely bought food for 2 months so I could afford that dress.





Are you being straight with us? I recall seeing that dress around 2 seasons ago. Do you shop at second hand consignment shops? TjMaxx?
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#470460 - 01/11/10 09:57 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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I bought it 3 weeks ago at Dolce and Gabbana, which clearly I had no business being in. It was hanging in the front. I only wish it was a sale item. That would be nice.
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#470461 - 01/11/10 09:59 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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I bought it 3 weeks ago at Dolce and Gabbana, which clearly I had no business being in. It was hanging in the front. I only wish it was a sale item. That would be nice.





Liar!
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#470462 - 01/11/10 10:16 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Looks like a Wednesday Addams costume from a "Halloween Adventures" store.
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#470463 - 01/11/10 10:54 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Looks like a Wednesday Addams costume from a "Halloween Adventures" store.




I would totally hang out with her, smoking clove cigarettes while writing crappy poetry. I'd even dye my hair black and buy a trench coat. No capes though.
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#470464 - 01/12/10 02:47 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
Claude Goddard Offline
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I like the hair too.


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#470465 - 01/12/10 02:48 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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i was watching cnbc during avn week and joe and becky just could not let a mention of ces go by without throwing in some avn reference. shit was embarassing. gia how old are you now? you've stopped aging, like marisa tomei.

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#470467 - 01/12/10 04:49 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Are you being straight with us? I recall seeing that dress around 2 seasons ago. Do you shop at second hand consignment shops? TjMaxx?




A male who keeps track of when dresses come out? Turn in your heterosexuality card at the front desk on your way out.


That has to be a hell of a dress. It brought Eddie N out of the witness protection program.
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#470468 - 01/12/10 05:44 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Dave Attell looks a little more pleased than he did with Brandon. Shy Love is looking at Gia with pure jealousy in her eyes, as she should. You make them all look like cheap skanks, Gia.

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#470469 - 01/12/10 06:44 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Yesssssss! Thank you, Mopez. And I barely bought food for 2 months so I could afford that dress.




I would have bought it for you. Let me know next time. Damn you look great
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#470471 - 01/12/10 09:31 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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OK. We've seen Gia in Dolce and Gabbana. When will we see Dolce and Gabbana in Gia? Your fans want to see a new DP scene, Gia!

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#470472 - 01/12/10 09:48 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Brandon, don't you have laundry to do?
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#470473 - 01/12/10 10:16 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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OK. We've seen Gia in Dolce and Gabbana. When will we see Dolce and Gabbana in Gia? Your fans want to see a new DP scene, Gia!




If you are going to see Dolce and Gabbana in anyone on this board, i think it's gonna be CXXX....









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#470474 - 01/12/10 11:19 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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when we gonna start planing gia 40th birthday party? time is getting short.

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#470475 - 01/12/10 12:42 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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when we gonna start planing gia 40th birthday party? time is getting short.




Que Pasa, mang?

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#470476 - 01/12/10 12:44 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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when we gonna start planing gia 40th birthday party? time is getting short.




Hey Guapo, you should get Wu Tang to play at the party!
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#470477 - 01/12/10 01:02 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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baby g wu tang outta my budget. I aint a high roller like you. but the party still be off the chains. like mad crazy.

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#470478 - 01/12/10 01:04 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Baby, any party with you will be off the chain. 2 years. Just wait 2 years.
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#470479 - 01/12/10 01:07 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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maybe we can pawn d&g dress for some wu. me and you slow dance to some "shame on a nigga."

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#470480 - 01/12/10 01:22 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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I LOVE THE DRESS THAT IS ALL. :
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#470481 - 01/12/10 01:35 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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whoahh...


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#470482 - 01/12/10 01:44 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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The smile that has launched a million loads (Gia)
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#470483 - 01/12/10 01:50 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Just tell the Wu that there will be weed and hot bitches there, that will get them to the party. At least it got ODB to a party my buddy was at in the town next to me. ODB returned the favor and had the dude over to the "Wu Tang Mansion" for weed and video games.
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#470484 - 01/12/10 02:04 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....
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#470485 - 01/12/10 02:13 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....




You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.
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#470486 - 01/12/10 03:01 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Gia, you are perfect, perfect, perfect..

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#470487 - 01/12/10 03:09 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Gia, you are perfect, perfect, perfect..




I heart you. Please stay around xpt this time. Chilled_Stoli is back, too.
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#470488 - 01/12/10 04:45 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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(A) Smokin' pics

(B) I drop out for a couple of days b/c I'm sick as a dog and what do I find: Eddie Normous, Stoli and Fiendgirl all re-appear. I oughta get a cold more often.

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#470489 - 01/12/10 05:26 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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J.B. you forgot Guapo, too.

Definitely some "niggers in the woodpile" around these parts lately.

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#470490 - 01/12/10 05:29 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Hey G
Did you talk to Dave Attell?
He's a pisser
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#470491 - 01/12/10 05:35 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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J.B. you forgot Guapo, too.


Definitely some "niggers in the woodpile" around these parts lately.





So I did. Sorry, G. Been fucking delerious the last few days.

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#470492 - 01/12/10 06:12 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Welcome back, Guapo. Man, lotsa oldies but goldies these past few days.
Does this mean you will be unwell for the weekend, J.B.?
Many have bailed on NYC this weekend. We are down to two...
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#470493 - 01/12/10 06:25 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Ah... fuck it. I wanted to go for something sarcastic and witty but I'm not feeling it.

You looked beautiful Gia. Classy, smart, professional and gorgeous. Well done.



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#470494 - 01/12/10 06:40 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Quote:

i was watching cnbc during avn week and joe and becky just could not let a mention of ces go by without throwing in some avn reference. shit was embarassing. gia how old are you now? you've stopped aging, like marisa tomei.




WOW, look who climbed out from the land down under?!
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#470495 - 01/12/10 07:36 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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(A) Smokin' pics

(B) I drop out for a couple of days b/c I'm sick as a dog and what do I find: Eddie Normous, Stoli and Fiendgirl all re-appear. I oughta get a cold more often.




If it'll bring back Gigi and Smiling Arab I'll have Lou dig up some Ebola or Anthrax for you.

I'm not even saying that as a dig... I just want Gigi back.
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#470496 - 01/12/10 08:44 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Re Gigi: I sent an email to her last known address just the other day. No response yet and I don't really expect one from a BU educated doctors wife but man, I would enjoy one.

Further edit: Gia does look fine in that dress. Fine indeed.


Edited by Bornyo (01/12/10 08:46 PM)

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#470497 - 01/12/10 08:52 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
Anonymous
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Quote:

I'm not even saying that as a dig... I just want Gigi back.




Not taken as such, Fenris. But I've heard from The Jeej long after her last post. Without going into specifics, she's moved on, and I, for one, respect it. So should the rest of you.

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#470498 - 01/12/10 11:47 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Hey G
Did you talk to Dave Attell?
He's a pisser




Dave Attell is great. I contacted him on myspace 3 years ago to tell him he's one of my favorite comedians, and you know what...that night at red carpet he remembered me. He remembered my name and everything from the brief myspace exchanges from those 3 years ago. Now if that's not fan appreciation, I don't know what is! That guy should teach a course in it.
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#470499 - 01/13/10 01:27 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Gia you looked great. I'm sorry we didn't get to talk more...
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#470500 - 01/13/10 05:35 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Quote:

Quote:

How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....




You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.





Cake???? Im hopeing that he jumps out of Fayes Pussy
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#470501 - 01/13/10 11:06 AM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Baby got back!


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#470502 - 01/13/10 04:14 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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If you fanbois didn't want to suck her dick so bad you'd be tearing up that jowl/stink face photo of her next to Rocco.

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#470503 - 01/13/10 04:19 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Gia, Seriously you look beautiful. You could just as well been at the EMMYS
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#470504 - 01/13/10 04:25 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....




You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.





Cake???? Im hopeing that he jumps out of Fayes Pussy






I'm hopeing Holly shoots an XPT calendar with Gia in that dress for us low-lifes here.

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#470505 - 01/13/10 04:30 PM Re: Gia Jordan in Dolce & Gabbana (AVN 2010)
delanoojos Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

How bout we throw Gia a birthday party....




You're just saying that because you want to see Dane Cross jump out of a cake.





Cake???? Im hopeing that he jumps out of Fayes Pussy




I'm hopeing Holly shoots an XPT calendar with Gia in that dress for us low-lifes here.




Mopez,why do you suck the air right of every posy
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