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#468509 - 12/30/09 11:03 AM Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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#468510 - 12/30/09 11:07 AM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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No amount of tattoos will ever draw attention away from that big ass nose of hers.
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#468511 - 12/30/09 11:13 AM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Some one tell her that after the surgery, she doesn't need to wear the huge sunglasses to make her beak look small.
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#468512 - 12/30/09 11:18 AM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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#468513 - 12/30/09 11:34 AM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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and less fucking tanning sessions

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#468514 - 12/30/09 12:08 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Inka dinka doo! Ha cha-cha-chaaaaaaaa!

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#468515 - 12/30/09 12:59 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Ok,,,new one working here...

Im thinking that she has potential in the following Brandon Iron Films:

Nose Fuckers
Nose Gaggers
Nosegokkum
Noseial Abuse
Breath My Load
Snot Seeking Negros
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#468516 - 12/30/09 01:09 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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but I wouldn't try to sell a movie of it.
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#468517 - 12/30/09 01:17 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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nasal abuse

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#468518 - 12/30/09 01:38 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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#468519 - 12/30/09 02:04 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Here's a my space Vid of her doing and interview with some douche.

When every time I see a profile of her with her mouth closed, it looks like the tip of her chin and nose are about to touch!!

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#468520 - 12/30/09 02:09 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Shhhh. More talk about that schnozz and Tr%nzer will want to fill it with enema juice and Chef Boyardee sauce.
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#468521 - 12/30/09 02:52 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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She has a face only Brandon could love.
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#468522 - 12/30/09 03:32 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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God, the old nose was so much better! Even though she looked a bit like Karl Malden.

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#468523 - 12/30/09 03:37 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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#468524 - 12/30/09 04:26 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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So, this is what Mia Rose will look like in, say, 5 years?
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#468525 - 12/30/09 05:50 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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I'd hire her.








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#468526 - 12/31/09 08:44 AM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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#468527 - 12/31/09 10:44 AM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Her nose appears to have been a full C-cup.



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#468528 - 12/31/09 11:55 AM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Fuck thats ugly.


One good thing though...She could have a cigarette in the shower.!


Edited by Richard Hungwell (12/31/09 11:56 AM)
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#468529 - 12/31/09 03:33 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Her nose appears to have been a full C-cup.




that is really funny. Really!!

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#468530 - 12/31/09 04:20 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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#468531 - 02/07/10 08:40 PM I like the new hair color of Lana Phoenix
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#468532 - 02/07/10 08:44 PM Re: I like the new hair color of Lana Phoenix
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well it does make her look a few years younger which brings her down to be, oh, about 87 years old.
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#468533 - 02/07/10 09:26 PM Re: Lana Phoenix - maybe it's just the angle...
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Her nose appears to have been a full C-cup.




that is really funny. Really!!






looking good, Electro!
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