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#465634 - 12/14/09 10:54 AM Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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#465635 - 12/14/09 12:19 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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#465636 - 02/24/10 09:34 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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She said on Stern she just got lipo. She also said she went into depression after tearing her asshole in a shoot. This lead to both cocaine/xanax abuse and gaining 60 pounds, how does that make sense? And for Panzer, she says she shits 3x a day. All in all, pretty boring, vapid interview. Oh, and in her next video she does double anal.
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#465637 - 02/25/10 12:05 AM There Will Be Tears
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She also said she went into depression after tearing her asshole in a shoot....Oh, and in her next video she does double anal.




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#465638 - 02/25/10 02:51 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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So she tore her asshole in a shoot so now she decides to do a double anal scene? The logic of a pornwhore continues to astound me

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#465639 - 02/25/10 07:56 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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She was saying that they only had KY on set, and it burns, so she didn't use it. After hearing a replay last night, she also let slip that she let someone fist her ass at AVN that year, so maybe that is what tore it. Worse than whores lying, is when they are too stupid to keep their story straight.

Also, she said she had ballooned from 105 to 162, pre lipo I guess. Howard tried to spin it that she gained weight to play Snooki.
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#465640 - 02/25/10 08:21 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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Taryn told me to tell you guys that thanks to Willie D, her entire family calls her Chub Chub.
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#465641 - 02/25/10 08:40 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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PW logic = Chaaaaaching !
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#465642 - 02/25/10 09:55 AM Re: There Will Be Tears
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I just saw the pictures from yesterday on stern and she looks like she could lose another 30 pounds plus, stern really let her off the hook. To be honest I usually turn off when porn stars/miss howard tvs come on, they never offer anything of value and I don't find stupid drunk lesbian stories (with best friend, room mate,etc) erotic.
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#465643 - 02/25/10 10:27 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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Taryn told me to tell you guys that thanks to Willie D, her entire family calls her Chub Chub.




Get her to start posting here.
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#465644 - 02/25/10 11:43 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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I'm surprised that there was no mention of the Crazy Cabbie video, since every time Ron Jeremy is on they talk about it. As soon as I saw she was booked, I figured it was Howard's way to make it up to her for killing the video.
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#465645 - 02/25/10 11:57 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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I thought she tore her butthole years ago (before retiring and the comeback). Back in Attention Whores 6 (2006) she was complaining about ripped butt.
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#465646 - 03/07/10 12:49 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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I was chatting with a friend the other day who likes her and he said he thought she looked like the late movie star Natalie Wood. When I stopped laughing, I told him he needs to get out more. I wasn't sure if this belonged in the Fanboi's forum. Wood was one of the most beautiful women ever to appear in movies. Taryn is well one of the most um.....

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#465647 - 03/07/10 05:49 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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Depends if you are going for looks or swimming ability.
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#465648 - 03/07/10 06:04 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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Porn Star Scale


10- charmane star

9- jenaveve jolie

8- eva angelina

7- riley steele

6- lacey duvalle

5- jessi summers

4- taryn thomas

3- Kimberly Kane

2.5- Hailey paige (current state)

2- monica foster

1- gen padova/kami andrews

the scale by which all are judged.
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#465649 - 03/08/10 09:58 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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Hey Monkey,



If the opportunity presented itself, you would not hit it?



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#465650 - 03/09/10 12:10 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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hmm, I probably would, it wouldnt be a lock down though and i certainly wouldnt do anyone lower on the list. She is pretty torn up in all the important places and has fucked some pretty disgusting people (jd rings a bell). I'd let her blow me.
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#465651 - 04/09/10 12:56 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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#465652 - 04/09/10 04:05 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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A hernia in the stomach?
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#465653 - 04/09/10 04:33 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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probably meant an umbilical hernia?
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#465654 - 05/17/10 08:08 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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#465655 - 05/17/10 08:17 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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I hope she saved enough for some maderma.

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#465656 - 05/18/10 01:46 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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Bio Oil works even better. Taking zinc speeds up healing, which minimizes the scars.
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#465657 - 05/18/10 02:19 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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off topic but who is youve been banned?
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#465658 - 05/18/10 06:13 AM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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#465659 - 10/15/10 04:29 PM Re: Taryn Thomas: I am supposed to get liposuction
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