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Linkee no workee


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To all of you who were at Glenn King's and Brooke Haven's birthday party, thank you for coming to my studio. I was too busy bartending and caring for the injured people that night, and I was not able to personally meet and greet all the guests.

Despite the drunken massacre that put several people in the hospital including my good friend Chris aka John Luxor, it was a really fun party... and we all continued to drink and be merry after the police and the paramedics left.


I just had to drive my buddy to the ER immediately after the party because his jaw was broken in 2 places.

To briefly describe what happened in a nutshell, it's like watching a bengal tiger go totally apeshit on a group of handicapped preschoolers.

On the bright side, my buddy Chris will be losing lots of weight, and he will probably enjoy being doped up on some really kickass meds for a while.

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I just had to drive my buddy to the ER immediately after the party because his jaw was broken in 2 places.

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Despite the drunken massacre that put several people in the hospital including my good friend Chris aka John Luxor, it was a really fun party... and we all continued to drink and be merry after the police and the paramedics left.

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Ha, orgasmugtron ruined his thread about WhoreMachine.

WM and Brett Rogers are both aware of this thread:
tinyurl.com/warmachineXXX

here's a pic of WM and Alanah Rae Rae


image courtesy of FuckaDan.com

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Now there's a couple of handsome guys !

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War Machine explains what's wrong with America today:

"I think that, eventually, I’m going to have to move out of the country because I don’t think I will be able to survive in the United States too much longer before going to jail…Because I don’t think there’s nothing wrong with beating somebody up. I think a lot of guys just need to get beat up. A lot of guys, they act like idiots when they’re out and they need to get beat up. I don’t think there’s nothing wrong with that. Unfortunately, in this country, when you beat somebody up, you get arrested, and it’s too hard for me to follow the rules, man. One day, hopefully, I can leave the country and live somewhere so I can be more free…In almost any other country you get into a fight, nothing happens. It’s not a big deal; it’s not like you are killing somebody. It shouldn’t be against the law to fight. Back in the day, in America, you could fight and nothing would happen. The cops came and break it up. There’s a lot of countries, I know for a fact, you get into a fight and nothing happens. They break it up and you go your separate way; it’s not a big deal. You know, sometimes people, they need to get beat up. That’s their fault for acting stupid. I think, definitely, they’ll be idiots in other countries, but if I beat them up, nothing happens."

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... it’s not like you are killing somebody ...

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To all of you who were at Glenn King's and Brooke Haven's birthday party, thank you for coming to my studio. I was too busy bartending and caring for the injured people that night, and I was not able to personally meet and greet all the guests.

Despite the drunken massacre that put several people in the hospital including my good friend Chris aka John Luxor, it was a really fun party... and we all continued to drink and be merry after the police and the paramedics left.


I just had to drive my buddy to the ER immediately after the party because his jaw was broken in 2 places.

To briefly describe what happened in a nutshell, it's like watching a bengal tiger go totally apeshit on a group of handicapped preschoolers.

On the bright side, my buddy Chris will be losing lots of weight, and he will probably enjoy being doped up on some really kickass meds for a while.

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b)the people he wails on don't seem to actually want to fight.

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This is the part that makes this guy look like a complete and utter cum guzzler. Trained or not, beating on people who aren't looking for it is a sign of a serious pussy.

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The recovery will take about 5 to 6 weeks, but he will be discussing his litigation options with his lawyer.

I'm not 100% sure what will happen in regards to that, but there is more than enough evidence and witnesses across the board to prove that War Machine is liable for damages.

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The recovery will take about 5 to 6 weeks, but he will be discussing his litigation options with his lawyer.

I'm not 100% sure what will happen in regards to that, but there is more than enough evidence and witnesses across the board to prove that War Machine is liable for damages.

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What could anybody expect to get out of the guy? Some used MMA trunks and his subscription to Tattoo magazine? The guy doesn't have shit.

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Alanah Rae maybe?

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Your Honor:

As Whore Machine's fake lawyer, ... <snip> ...
As for those 100 witnesses against him you're honor, ...

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I was wondering why you didnt talk to me. I was trying to find Dane and Faye

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I apologize for not talking to you at the party. Although it was being hosted in my studio, I tried to be hospitable by serving drinks at the bar and tending to the injuries of Alec and my buddy Chris, who were both bleeding profusely.

I'm didn't know half the folks there because I'm sort of new in the industry, and I shoot my own footage in a very isolated fetish: Femdom ballbusting.

So, please forgive me if I didn't speak to you or greet you at the event. But overall it was a fun party, and both Glenn King and Brooke Haven enjoyed their birthdays despite all the carnage.

Even though my buddy was spitting blood every few minutes, he chased each regurgitation with a shot of Grey Goose to simmer down the pain lol.

We are the types of asshats who keep on having a good time even if we endure a few broken bones. Cheers to everyone who came and hung out with us, and hopefully our next event will be free from drunken massacres.


Here's a pic of me on the ground with Alec and Nicki Hunter after Alec was punched in the face and throw to the ground. The back of his head was bleeding, and I thought that he was a goner. Fortunately, it was patched up with a few stitches.

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On the bright side, my buddy Chris will be losing lots of weight, and he will probably enjoy being doped up on some really kickass meds for a while.

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Totally cool dude!

Don't you find it a little ironic that you run a website that features guys getting kicked in the balls and here you host this quiet little shindig, and all hell breaks loose?

Did somebody yell out beforehand: "Here Comes The Pain!"

Also, what kind of liability wavier do these freaks have to sign so you don't get your ass sued in 10 years if they come down with testicular cancer?

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Even though my buddy was spitting blood every few minutes, he chased each regurgitation with a shot of Grey Goose to simmer down the pain lol.

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Says the pimp who couldn't keep his own "whore empire" afloat for more than a few weeks...

Says the tough-as-nails mofo who wouldn't come out of a studio to face "trannyfucker faggot" Christmaxx Gayans...

Says the... ah, screw it!!!

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Donny "closed" his board - currently not possible to register a new account there.

Hey Donny, i made screen cap of your PM [image attached]

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http://alisttalent.com/main_model_details.php?model=1266434560

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He's listed as caucasian but looks like a wetback....what is he?

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A Mongoloid.

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That’s what you call cauliflower ear, LG. And yes, it’s fucking ugly. Seeing that is enough to make any pretty boy not want to fight, because it sure as hell can’t be good for attracting chicks post-fight career.

Hey baby, I got this when after I lost my 20th fight.

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