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#463398 - 11/29/09 04:10 PM
WarMachine†††
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http://twitter.com/#search?q=warmachineXXX
So much for War Machine's porn career.
The Grand Vizier woke me up out of a sound slumber early Sunday morning and just gave me these highlights with promise of more to follow:
"This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party," The Vizier says. "We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him."
"War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital."
“I never saw anything like it,” continued The Vizier. “War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”
in progress
http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38765
--And begat War Machine. Last night at a big party for a major porn star, War Machine went nuts. He threw a few punches at his own agent, and hit anyone who tried to break it up. AdultFYI.com said "This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party."
--Wouldn't you know it, one of my friends was at the party and didn't want to give full details because the police are going to be after Mr. Machine:
"I attended a Bday party for a well known porn chick last night in LA and former UFC fighter and now male porn star War Machine showed up. He was invited and was being normal and cool...Something happened with him and another porn chick (believed to be a girl he's dating) and all hell broke loose... He snapped (roid rage) and broke one guys' nose, knocked out another guys' tooth, and knocked out another guy who had to be taken to the hospital. ..Police and paramedics were called...War Machine was able to get away before the cops arrived...He has since been taken off of his agents' site and needless to say his career in porn may be no more."
--And because some people simply can't help themselves, Mr. Machine on Twitter said: "Fuck...last night was NOT good...lil' misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I'm fucked...Pretty sure my porn days are over. Prolly be going to jail too...when they find me...haha!"
http://www.f4wonline.com/content/view/11487/
BLOODYELBOW.COM
lots of comments there 
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#463401 - 11/29/09 04:42 PM
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Wow. My prediction for him getting cuffed in the War Machine thread was about six months. I am sure glad I didn't let anybody take the under.
"Roid Rage" is just media bullshit. This guy is just a straight up fucking nut with issues. I am sure alcohol has made him behave a thousand times worse than any steroid he's taken....
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#463403 - 11/29/09 04:52 PM
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and guys wonder why they cant get an agent...... 
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#463404 - 11/29/09 05:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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"So here’s the deal..Former UFC fighter Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine a few years ago attended a party last night for Porn Star Brooke Haven. Her Birthday party was being held at Ultimate Porn Studios in Van Nuys California..The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre..Details are trickling in..The Police are still currently looking for him.. Remember, the guy is a MMA fighter turned Porn star. He has given up his seven-year MMA career to have sex for money…His porn dvd is yet to be released.More details to come.. -TO Update: I have in fact spoken to War Machine’s Girlfriend Alanah Rae, who confirms that the former MMA star hit her across the face last night at Brook Haven’s Birthday Party..She claims he then went on to pummel almost a dozen dudes including his own porn agent..who still remains in the hospital recovering…more to come. -TO http://www.terezowens.com/former-mma-star-war-machine-causes-massacre-at-porn-party/
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#463405 - 11/29/09 05:11 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/21/08
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heh.. less "non" competition for me.. ^_~ I mean.. oh, this is tragic. lol.. Alcohol, & UFC fighters with short tempers are not a great combo... He's quite cocky too.. His twitter post taunt the police.   dis guye shold get tha speciel awarde for being so dam smartt.
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#463408 - 11/29/09 05:26 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
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More dangerous than the run of the mill mope, but still a mope, and likely to be a future parolee or  .
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#463410 - 11/29/09 05:41 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#463412 - 11/29/09 06:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
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"Roid Rage" is just media bullshit. This guy is just a straight up fucking nut with issues.
Indeed. He will end up behind bars for an extended period of time or in an institution in the near future. Hopefully sooner rather than later.
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#463414 - 11/29/09 08:01 PM
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Update on adultfyi
Since then a number of wrestling sites have picked up the story and even War Machine has been twittering about the incident:
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War Machine twitters: • to do? Wait and let someone craxk me first? lol..I think not. Fuck all you fucks.
• Ya'll can say what you want but when you got 5 guys drunk and in your face pissed about some BS that ain't even true what am I supposed
> Fuck....last night was NOT good...lil' misunderstanding and then WM was back in effect and the bodies hit the floor. I'm fucked....lol
Alec Knight who was hit and knocked out has this to add in a Twitter post:
"I'm ok. Just have to take it easy for a few days. Got a few staples in my head, but I'm going to be ok.
"I got hit in the noggin. Then my noggin hit he ground."
I spoke to The Grand Vizier late Sunday afternoon, and he was telling me the War Machine incident occurred at a private birthday party at the Ultimate Porn Studios on Hayvenhurst near the Van Nuys airport. The shindig was for Brooke Haven and Glen, the webmaster for the MeanBitches website.
The fight, according to The Vizier broke out near midnight, but there was already a weird vibe due to the fact that it was reported earlier that David Aaron Clark had died.
“There were maybe 50 to 60 people at the party,” states The Vizier.
“Apparently War Machine wasn’t too happy, claiming that Derek Hay wasn’t getting him enough work as far as he was concerned. What happened next was speculative. Either War Machine socked a girl or was accused of doing it. Either way he snapped and began doing an Octagon dance and waving his fists. One guy was clocked and had three teeth knocked out. Another guy- an Asian- had his nose broken.
“Then War Machine came after Derek and knocked him down. Alec Knight was also hit and went down, his head striking the pavement. It seemed that every time someone tried to advise War Machine to mellow out or tried to talk sense to him, they got hit for their efforts. Maybe six guys in all got punched. War Machine was relentless as the crowd kept a distance.”
“The incident wound up with War Machine and Derek playing hide and seek with one another around a dumpster,” The Vizier continues.
“Then at some point, both War Machine and Derek took off when someone threatened to call the cops.”
> Posted on www.terezowens.com :So here’s the deal..Former UFC fighter Jon Koppenhaver, who legally changed his name to War Machine a few years ago attended a party last night for Porn Star Brooke Haven. Her Birthday party was being held at Ultimate Porn Studios in Van Nuys California..The craziness started when War Machine smacked up his porn star girlfriend Alanah Rae..He then dragged her outside where several people followed him, trying to stop him from hurting his girlfriend..He then laid out at least 8 people at the party..It was pretty much a massacre..Details are trickling in..The Police are still currently looking for him.. Remember, the guy is a MMA fighter turned Porn star. He has given up his seven-year MMA career to have sex for money…His porn dvd is yet to be released.More details to come.. -TO
Update: I have in fact spoken to War Machine’s Girlfriend Alanah Rae, who confirms that the former MMA star hit her across the face last night at Brook Haven’s Birthday Party..She claims he then went on to pummel almost a dozen dudes including his own porn agent Derek Hay..who still remains in the hospital recovering…more to come. -TO
myspace.com/WarMachine170nhb
JON KOPPENHAVER - WAR MACHINE talks suicide and a fighter's desperation
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#463417 - 11/29/09 08:53 PM
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That's why he's pumping bio hazards for cash nowadays.
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#463418 - 11/29/09 09:03 PM
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Jon is a case of a guy who talks about suicide, but lacks the testicular fortitude to . Jon, you have washed out of MMA, tried being a stunt cock, and fucked that up, too. Does Jon really have any reason to prolong his life? "Suicide is painless, and brings on many changes...." to quote an old song.
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#463419 - 11/29/09 09:26 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/05/07
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Update on adultfyi
Since then a number of wrestling sites have picked up the story and even War Machine has been twittering about the incident:
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he's not a wrestler....
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#463421 - 11/30/09 12:05 AM
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I hate Washing Machine. Super huge waste of space.
1. my gaydar went off like a five alarm fire first time i ever saw his pic
2. he has an armpit tattoo
3. legally changed his name to war machine
4. has more fake suicide threats than monkey and burglar combined.
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#463423 - 11/30/09 12:21 AM
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page 1 of this thread, cutie.
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#463425 - 11/30/09 05:35 AM
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Happy Birthday, WarMachine 
...as a fourteen year old boy, he unsuccessfully performed CPR on his father, only to witness him expire during the process.
...War Machine has also had several scrapes with legal authorities. On September 2, 2007, he was found guilty of striking a Las Vegas man in the face and choking him unconscious during a parking lot scuffle.
In February 2008, he was sentenced to three years of probation and 30 days of community service, avoiding the possible felony charge and accompanying prison time.
In February 2009, War Machine began work as a topless VIP lounge bottle server at the alternative nightclub, Krave, in Las Vegas, Nevada.
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#463428 - 11/30/09 07:32 AM
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Happy Birthday, WarMachine
...as a fourteen year old boy, he unsuccessfully performed CPR on his father, only to witness him expire during the process.
...War Machine has also had several scrapes with legal authorities. On September 2, 2007, he was found guilty of striking a Las Vegas man in the face and choking him unconscious during a parking lot scuffle.
In February 2008, he was sentenced to three years of probation and 30 days of community service, avoiding the possible felony charge and accompanying prison time.
In February 2009, War Machine began work as a topless VIP lounge bottle server at the alternative nightclub, Krave, in Las Vegas, Nevada.
He worked at a gay bar?? 
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#463429 - 11/30/09 08:55 AM
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pix from the aforementioned shindig.
courtesy of EMM Report
phoenix marie looks fugly on those pics
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#463431 - 11/30/09 10:00 AM
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#463433 - 11/30/09 01:59 PM
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lol Grizz... perfect.
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#463439 - 11/30/09 06:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#463440 - 11/30/09 08:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I seriously doubt any of those mopes would be brave or crazy enough to jump this guy; he for sure just went to town on everyone.
Anyways, Jon, if you're reading this have a happy birthday and please try not to kill anybody...
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#463441 - 12/01/09 02:52 AM
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Is his left arm pit tattooed? Kind of an odd place.
If so, do you think it's a tattoo of a vagina and he gets excited when the armpit hair grows out? Interesting...
I can just see an inmate trying to fuck his armpit...Have fun in prison buddy.
MMA Demotivational Poster of the Week: War Machine
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#463444 - 12/01/09 12:48 PM
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#463447 - 12/01/09 10:29 PM
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Linkee no workee ,AIDS. Did you mean twitter instead of tinyurl?
Rogers to War : "@warmachinexxx hope you are picking up lots of tips about how to toss salads "
Very scary coming from a negro the size of Brett...
I also saw nothing about this thread on either guy's twitter..
Edited by tattypatty (12/01/09 10:35 PM)
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#463448 - 12/01/09 10:36 PM
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Ben should have slapped him with his dick ! KO
Congratulations. Until now, no one has ever made a queerer post about Derek Hay than CX3.
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#463449 - 12/01/09 10:41 PM
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Linkee no workee
fixed the link
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#463450 - 12/01/09 11:11 PM
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To all of you who were at Glenn King's and Brooke Haven's birthday party, thank you for coming to my studio. I was too busy bartending and caring for the injured people that night, and I was not able to personally meet and greet all the guests. Despite the drunken massacre that put several people in the hospital including my good friend Chris aka John Luxor, it was a really fun party... and we all continued to drink and be merry after the police and the paramedics left. I just had to drive my buddy to the ER immediately after the party because his jaw was broken in 2 places. To briefly describe what happened in a nutshell, it's like watching a bengal tiger go totally apeshit on a group of handicapped preschoolers. On the bright side, my buddy Chris will be losing lots of weight, and he will probably enjoy being doped up on some really kickass meds for a while. 
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