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#461393 - 11/22/09 06:44 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461394 - 11/22/09 07:17 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Why do the types of chicks who hang out next to statues of giant vaginas seem to be the least interested in sex? Look at the sour puss on that one. I bet she'd scream rape if a guy even tried to ask her if she wanted to get a drink.
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#461395 - 11/22/09 07:42 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Why do the types of chicks who hang out next to statues of giant vaginas seem to be the least interested in sex? Look at the sour puss on that one. I bet she'd scream rape if a guy even tried to ask her if she wanted to get a drink.




its got reverse psychology written all over it.

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#461396 - 11/22/09 09:59 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I bet she'd scream rape if a guy even tried to ask her if she wanted to get a drink.




Looks like a giant cunt to me.
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#461397 - 11/22/09 10:15 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Why do the types of chicks who hang out next to statues of giant vaginas seem to be the least interested in sex? Look at the sour puss on that one. I bet she'd scream rape if a guy even tried to ask her if she wanted to get a drink.




Even her skirt looks like a vagina.
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#461398 - 11/23/09 03:54 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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It looks like that thing is mounted on wheels. With any luck they pull it with the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile


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#461399 - 11/23/09 04:10 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Here's the story on the vagina bicycle thing. More pics too. Apparently it's a taxi.

This is the stuffy looking woman's home page. She does other art stuff. But I would be a lot cooler with her if she just stuck to giant genitals.
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#461400 - 11/23/09 04:22 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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That's and old Weinermobile. XPT Clicky

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#461401 - 11/24/09 05:38 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461402 - 11/24/09 05:40 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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So I told this girl "My, you have a BIG vagina". And I wasn't kidding





Why didn't you tell the vagina it just had a strange Euro looking oddly clothed girl ?
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#461403 - 12/03/09 04:56 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Heh... Bornyo posted in this thread...

Not related but just as bad ass...





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#461404 - 12/03/09 05:01 PM Re: So I'm Not Thinking.....
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#461405 - 12/03/09 05:02 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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They won't believe it...
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#461406 - 12/03/09 05:07 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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HaHa!


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#461407 - 12/03/09 05:13 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461408 - 12/03/09 07:45 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461409 - 12/03/09 08:02 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Where did you find Panzer's drawings?
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#461410 - 12/04/09 01:42 AM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Where did you find Panzer's drawings?




I hacked his blog































































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#461411 - 12/06/09 06:34 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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^ You hacked that blog..HARD...and sloppy.






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#461412 - 12/06/09 06:37 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Typical everyday Monkey thread....
..Yes?.


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#461413 - 12/07/09 08:56 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Bump, simply because there's no way this thread deserves to be below Darrah's Lady Gaga worship thread, . Speaking of which, where's Elabomoose? He hasn't "done his Mod shit" for quite some time around here (Hint, Hint.)

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#461414 - 12/08/09 01:57 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Werd up... Where is Teh Elabo..?. Last I heard he moderated some shit or other without incident. A bold move indeed.
Then he actually posted in The CAGE. Progress?. For elabo that's like diving on a grenade. He's a fucken hero.
BACK THE FUCK OFF AND GIVE HIM HIS SPACE....

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#461415 - 12/08/09 03:02 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461416 - 12/08/09 07:04 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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That sounds like a shitty Paul wasshisface intro to Lenos show or whatever... Fucks sake Elabo..what did you ever do to BDM?.
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#461417 - 12/09/09 04:14 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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She had me at haro....



note the shaved...jap slores should be all about the shaved...barbed wire ftl



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#461418 - 12/09/09 04:20 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461419 - 12/12/09 05:41 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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This is a decent thread that never belonged in AWOP. It's got EY, Bishop, Northrup, Pipe Dream, Electro, Conq, and myself... Special guest appearances by PAPERCUT, Mr.2cit and Loopnode. Nice.

The only missing from my list is Jeff Jordan... weht?
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#461420 - 12/12/09 05:56 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I must have been taking a 3 or 4 day dump.
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#461421 - 12/12/09 06:04 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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You had 2 posts ya fucken maniac... The point is you still post as do Bornyo, Steezo, and others.

I'm sayin that's a decent crew of n00bs and also...
WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF JORDAN?.
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#461422 - 12/12/09 06:22 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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So I'm thinking I want to get all up inside Jenna Presley.



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#461423 - 12/12/09 06:36 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Agreed... her tits seem like A game I played and it wasn't switch the bitch...


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#461424 - 12/12/09 07:09 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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You had 2 posts ya fucken maniac... The point is you still post as do Bornyo, Steezo, and others.

I'm sayin that's a decent crew of n00bs and also...
WHERE THE FUCK IS JEFF JORDAN?.




Just shows how fucking lazy I really am. I didn't even look past the first page.
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#461425 - 12/13/09 05:28 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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This is an interesting thread Lou, I think on some level this even qualifies as performance art.

Then again, I own a copy of The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, so you may want to take that compliment at face value.
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#461426 - 12/13/09 06:55 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Fair enough Fenris but what was the thread where I talked about my dreams and you were all "the id meets the ego" and all?.

I'm lazy as as hell but I did try and search it last night..
You watch Dexter Fenris?.
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#461427 - 12/13/09 07:31 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Fair enough Fenris but what was the thread where I talked about my dreams and you were all "the id meets the ego" and all?.




That would be a good read.




PS. My mom and I used to play Trouble all the time, I forgot all about it until I saw the Headache pic. Thanks.
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#461428 - 12/13/09 08:00 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Where are the Nobel prizes for life changing innovations like pop-o-matic dice?




Where??
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#461429 - 12/13/09 08:47 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461430 - 12/14/09 02:45 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I was outta my fuckenmind bored today so I thought I'd make this video to help you dipshits out when it comes to dating etc..

How To Locate Sluts

Bornyo... based on your bar room stories you can feel extra free not to click cause as we both know.. There's no need to locate sluts, sluts locate you. Playa.
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#461431 - 12/14/09 02:53 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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....





Ya know... Skid Mark is kinda entertaining but whats up with him admitting he got caught between a boy and man in 89?. at about 18-19 seconds
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#461432 - 12/14/09 03:10 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Is that Jon Stewart?
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#461433 - 12/14/09 03:33 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Is that Jon Stewart?





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#461434 - 12/14/09 06:54 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Rogan kicks a heckler upside down
Mark you can click this... Bornyo..no pressure, whatev.

Everyone else just fucken move on. Not for you and all, don't waste your tickets.
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#461435 - 12/14/09 08:11 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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This is a decent thread that never belonged in AWOP. It's got EY, Bishop, Northrup, Pipe Dream, Electro, Conq, and myself... Special guest appearances by PAPERCUT, Mr.2cit and Loopnode. Nice.





I read somewhere recently that the first detective story ever was "Murders in the Rue Morgue", so I decided to go back and read it earlier today and was reminded of that thread:

"...what is only complex is mistaken (a not unusual error) for what is profound."

-- E.A.Poe

Is it wrong to think about XPT while reading Poe?

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#461436 - 12/14/09 08:26 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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No worries Lou- I didn't click any of them.

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#461437 - 12/15/09 06:12 AM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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How To Locate Sluts




That dickhole is my stalker.
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#461438 - 12/18/09 05:03 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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This happened and the world didn't end....




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#461439 - 12/18/09 05:14 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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So I'm thinking...

I'm in the mood for a XPT style fight. That pic only inspired me.
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#461440 - 12/18/09 05:22 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Not in this thread... post idiotic tard type shit or gee-tee-efff -ohh. Simple as.
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#461441 - 12/18/09 05:25 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Not in this thread... post idiotic tard type shit or gee-tee-efff -ohh. Simple as.









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#461442 - 12/18/09 05:28 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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So you can follow instruction... now what?.
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