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#461343 - 11/17/09 06:14 PM So i'm thinking.....
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I have like four weeks of time off coming up that I have to use or not get paid for due to my awesomeness. Probably half off it will be used for dodging the old lady and getting wrecked, yes?.

The other half I'd like to spend here in this forum posting absolute shit like panzer does. That's right, it's my intention to make this forum "Tard Central" for the next few months. I'll be amazed if the interwerbs can handle it and I'll be watching Cearas webcam to see when it implodes.

Regardless... You ultra low frequency types, ye of tard lineage, mouthbreathers , ya..you fucknuts, northrup.. etc


Read slowly and often... here's the plan.

Post any and all recent or defunct news story your gloid minds can copy/paste. Nevermind if it was A tard type like you(or if it was even you) that had posted it. Just let your simple minds flow. That's mantra btw.. Let your simple minds flow. THEN.. argue amongst yourselves like you are going to sway someone with your right wristed, calloused views.

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#461344 - 11/17/09 06:28 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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You need an RV.

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#461345 - 11/17/09 07:25 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I have one... I rent it out to faggots that listen to the Beatles and follow George Harrison around the country like he was Phish or some shit.
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#461346 - 11/17/09 07:27 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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How bout that Ken Ober?. Fucken decent American shot down in his prime. Discuss.
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#461347 - 11/17/09 07:30 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Right and to the left?.
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#461348 - 11/17/09 07:46 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Cool picture I drew yesterday.... It's a horse, an investment banker and two syphilitic aids whores. This was all my idea and totally random. The idea, not the poster.





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#461349 - 11/17/09 07:49 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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What you'll notice... is that the REALLY funny thing about that pic is the horses face. And that he's chained up.

It's funny, in a random sort of way. Not the poster of course.

heh.
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#461350 - 11/17/09 07:52 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461351 - 11/17/09 07:52 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I rent it out to faggots that listen to the Beatles and follow George Harrison around the country




I thought he died ... like soon after 9/11.

Did he get stuffed? Are they touring his corpse like King Tut?

btw, Are the Russians ever going to send Lenin's corpse on tour?
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#461352 - 11/17/09 07:53 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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What you'll notice... is that the REALLY funny thing about that pic is the horses face. And that he's chained up.

It's funny, in a random sort of way. Not the poster of course.

heh.




I didn't know Donald Rumsfeld was a bottom !
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#461353 - 11/17/09 07:54 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I made Burger King today.
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#461354 - 11/17/09 07:55 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Looks like someone was jealous of the attention. Stupid motherfucker !




I stress again that the top SEC schools could field teams if the past/present/future convicts were all booted.

Look at Miami and FSU in the ACC since they started cleaning house.
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#461355 - 11/17/09 07:57 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I was there when Herman Edwards threw his perfect game.
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#461356 - 11/17/09 08:09 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I made Burger King today.




Hmmmmmm....how did he take it ??
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#461357 - 11/17/09 08:12 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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I was there when Herman Edwards threw his perfect game.




Herm Edwards Sucked!!!

And you watch too much porn, you got the horse looking at the camera, not Rumsfeld getting squirted on.
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#461358 - 11/17/09 08:20 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Everytime I hear the name Herm Edwards, I die a little bit ...

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#461359 - 11/17/09 08:29 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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That horse in the picture looks familiar, is it Mr Ed? Great drawing BTW Lou, you definately have some autistic ability
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#461360 - 11/17/09 08:31 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Don't feel bad. Patriots coack Bilick went for it on 4th down on his own 29 against the Colts Sunday night with just over two minutes to go and the lead. Duh !
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#461361 - 11/17/09 08:37 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Belichick not Billick. Billick is the Ravens' ex-coach.

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#461362 - 11/17/09 08:47 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Wow Lou, you had Burger King? I made myself a nice dinner. I sauteed fresh carrots,yellow squash, onion, red pepper, chopped garlic and fresh okra and mixed it all up with some jasmine rice and I topped it off with a cajun seared chicken breast. I love tater tots too but I didn't have any of them.Do you like AXE body spray?


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#461363 - 11/17/09 08:51 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Bill B lost to Peyton Manning AFTER winning a few rings. And, NOT NOT NOT to the stinking, lousy Beagles.

I was a freshman in college surrounded by Beagles fans when that happened. Fucking Beagles!

Since that date I've hated the Beagles.



I figured that when the Beagles picked up Vick to let the team know that if they didn't perform well ... then Vick gets to do what he does with dogs.
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#461364 - 11/17/09 08:51 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Had a BK one dollar double cheeseburge for lunch, but for dinner, I tossed a striped bass on my charcoal grill, and ate it flavored with with mixed Italian seasonings on the fish, and with salt and lemon on the table, with black bean and rice, and collard greens on the side.

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#461365 - 11/17/09 09:02 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Had a BK one dollar double cheeseburge for lunch, but for dinner, I tossed a striped bass on my charcoal grill, and ate it flavored with with mixed Italian seasonings on the fish, and with salt and lemon on the table, with black bean and rice, and collard greens on the side.


Damn you know how to eat!
I love any kind of bean, I always have various types of rice(Basmati, jasmine, brown, white and wild rice <---even though wild rice isn't really rice at all )and I eat all kinds of greens.
You have to try buying some fresh beets and cut them into chucks and boil them till tender and add the tope at the end. You drain the whole thing and top with ex-virgin olive oil and a little salt and squeeze some fresh lemon juice over it. I got this from an old Greek guy and I got to tell you that it is simple and extremely delicious.
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#461366 - 11/17/09 09:05 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Bill B lost to Peyton Manning AFTER winning a few rings. And, NOT NOT NOT to the stinking, lousy Beagles.

I was a freshman in college surrounded by Beagles fans when that happened. Fucking Beagles!

Since that date I've hated the Beagles.



I figured that when the Beagles picked up Vick to let the team know that if they didn't perform well ... then Vick gets to do what he does with dogs.



I like beagles, I had a beagle puppy when I was little. He looked alot like this.

But puppies with worms don't make good friends


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#461367 - 11/17/09 09:09 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Thanks for the suggestion from the old Greek guy. I learned about fish from an old Sicilian guy who helped me learn a new trade when I needed a change of pace about fifteen years ago. Still see him around occasionally. Good man. Fishmongering is good, honest work. Sometimes I wish I hadn't gone white-collar again.

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#461368 - 11/18/09 04:28 AM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Idle chatter fodder. Ok.


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I am the second one from the left.

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Here's another empty thought: Parisian beautification ordinance

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FWIW, the horse pic is awfully close to Panzer territory. Throw a tank, underground fortress or a stick of pepperoni in, and you are there.

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#461369 - 11/18/09 03:54 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Thu fahk are you idiots going on about?.
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#461370 - 11/18/09 05:06 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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How bout that Ken Ober?. Fucken decent American shot down in his prime. Discuss.




this I posted since as to me personally this is where MTV lost its M edge....and started playing shit that was basically not even remotely anywhere close to music....but this is just an opinion.....nothing more.

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#461371 - 11/18/09 06:49 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Thu fahk are you idiots going on about?.




Thu fahk to you also my friend! I didn't know you were familar with Malaysian holidays! And a joyous Houn Lo to you also Bambooshay!
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#461372 - 11/18/09 06:52 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Eat here often ?
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#461373 - 11/18/09 07:05 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Eat here often ?





Fuk Mi!!!!! That's one of my favorite restaurants!You must try the SUM YUNG CHICK if you haven't already.My gay cousin swears by the SUM CUM GOO. Bon Apetit!
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#461374 - 11/18/09 07:23 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461375 - 11/18/09 07:34 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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^ I knew the 2nd amendment was the 11th commandment. Now there's proof !
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#461376 - 11/18/09 07:52 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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A bunch of lesbians shitting into each others assholes.


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#461377 - 11/21/09 03:49 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Wow Lou, you had Burger King? I made myself a nice dinner. I sauteed fresh carrots,yellow squash, onion, red pepper, chopped garlic and fresh okra and mixed it all up with some jasmine rice and I topped it off with a cajun seared chicken breast. I love tater tots too but I didn't have any of them.Do you like AXE body spray?





Not sure how I missed this....
You made that and then served it on BOSTON MARKET plates.

I believe you... I really do. You should sue.

Axe body spray make the Mrs LouS throat swell and skin red... I own 36 bottles.
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#461378 - 11/21/09 03:54 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Me and Mrs Lou on Halloween....



If Halloween was last week.


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#461379 - 11/21/09 04:40 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Miss Universe Contestants in Three-Way Sex Tape...



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#461380 - 11/21/09 04:59 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461381 - 11/21/09 05:05 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Gwen Stefanis taint....



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#461382 - 11/21/09 05:51 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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If I worked there I would answer the phone with "Moshi moshi"

http://web-japan.org/kidsweb/language/quickjapanese/quickjapanese07.html
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#461383 - 11/21/09 06:28 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Gwen Stefanis taint....






I know what you're thinking
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#461384 - 11/21/09 06:30 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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tHEY CALL ME bRUCWE...



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#461385 - 11/21/09 06:31 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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Quote:

Quote:

Gwen Stefanis taint....






I know what you're thinking
I don't need your reasons
Don't tell me cause it hurts




...and her tuncle just above !
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#461386 - 11/21/09 06:32 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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That doesn't rhyme BDM...




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#461387 - 11/21/09 06:34 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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who said I was a fucking poet ?
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#461388 - 11/21/09 07:29 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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lay down some beats hillybilly twopac...

That is punch your step sister and the possum in time with the Walmarts electronic door and sample the geriatric greater for a mix track intro and then lay down a verbal beatdown hill-billy style ala Bubba Sparx... echs..pee.tea..style.

Never forget where you came from, bitchmeat.
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#461389 - 11/21/09 07:46 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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So I was thinking...


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#461390 - 11/21/09 07:46 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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#461391 - 11/22/09 04:34 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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So I was thinking...






In this thread... we'll leave the thinking to me.
Yes?.

Bdm... let it rip.






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#461392 - 11/22/09 06:44 PM Re: So i'm thinking.....
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So I told this girl "My, you have a BIG vagina". And I wasn't kidding


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