19073 Members
14 Forums
40344 Topics
614135 Posts
Max Online: 639 @ 01/18/23 06:59 AM
|
|
|
#447973 - 09/08/09 09:19 PM
Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
|
I have very few fantasies left that float my boat. One thing I have never experienced is having my dick sucked and cum eaten by a true blue bonerfide Satanic WHORE, a full blown devil worshipping slut.
I've done witches and wiccans and Goth chicks a plenty, but all of them throw you that bullshit about "Not being into evil or the devil, but rather LIFE, or Nature or the Mother Goddess..." I just give em the MOTHER LOAD and move on....
So now I want a slut of Satan, someone who knows lucifer by name and has been fucked by no less than 20 of his demons, like Lisa Bonet in ANgel Heart
Here is my proposed offer for our first initial meeting/romp:
_________________________
Are you gonna eat that?
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447974 - 09/09/09 08:46 AM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
|
Shouldn't you have posted this on Craigslist with your other ads?
_________________________
"Guage once told me that there is nothing worse than eaten ass of a black dude thats been huffen drain cleaner the night befor." - delanoojos
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447975 - 09/09/09 10:39 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
|
When I first came to LA I had gone to a party at a friends house in West Hollywood. I meet this gothic type chick, not really my type, but at the time my thinking was "hey, what better way to get acquainted with the city?"
We eventually head back to my pad (at the time) and she strips off and she has this giant pentagon tattoo on her back. She bends over and says "now fuck me in the ass for Satan." I sat down and thought to myself "Wow, so it has really come to this!"
_________________________
I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447976 - 09/09/09 11:28 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
|
Burg, I know a Satanic chick who is working on a book right now. I can introduce you, but presentation is everything. First, we must weave in reflector tape through your wheelchair spokes in the shape of a pentagram.
_________________________
"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447977 - 09/10/09 07:45 AM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
/snip
Edited by Bluecipher (09/10/09 07:52 AM)
_________________________
-------------------
Mild Mannered Minion
-------------------
I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
-Anyway, Genesis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447978 - 09/10/09 01:00 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/26/07
Posts: 538
Loc: Canada
|
You would think satanic chicks would be all over porn. Seeing as how i dabble in the dark arts if you ever come across a gaggle of hedonistic cunts for satan, kinda broads. send me a pm...i need something to do this christmas
_________________________
Porns Dock Ellis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447979 - 09/10/09 01:34 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
|
One would think that anyone who is into satanic shit would be bright enough to realize that it is all bullshit just like any other belief in anything supernatural.
_________________________
It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447980 - 09/11/09 03:42 AM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
|
Just a suggestion, but I think Melissa Lauren is a satanist. Does she do privates? I'm sure she would for enough cash.
_________________________
"Offer them what they secretly want and they of course immediately become panic-stricken."
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447987 - 09/12/09 02:12 AM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Anonymous
Unregistered
|
For a moment I thought Shane Bugbee was back.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447990 - 09/12/09 09:29 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/30/09
Posts: 7671
Loc: paizuri,pizza,poodles,photo
|
i found lous myspace.hes gay and a satanist. gayboys myspace
_________________________
i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447991 - 09/13/09 02:38 AM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
|
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447992 - 09/13/09 04:03 AM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
|
Quote:
SPARKY, WHERE'S SATAN? 
That had me laughing hysterical, good find.
Watch this one Gia...tooo fucking funny. 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxcFbZzaR8I
He doesnt seem to care for Our President
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447993 - 09/13/09 01:33 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
|
The dog reacts to the word 'Okay'. It took me 15 seconds to figure it out. Bullshit YouTube clips.
_________________________
The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447994 - 09/13/09 02:24 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
Posts: 5092
Loc:
|
Join a coven for a reverse blowbang. Just hope they're not into the sacrifice thingie.
_________________________
-------------------
Mild Mannered Minion
-------------------
I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow
-Anyway, Genesis
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447997 - 09/15/09 12:40 AM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Whoremaster
Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
|
Quote:
The dog reacts to the word 'Okay'. It took me 15 seconds to figure it out. Bullshit YouTube clips.
What a fucking killjoy.
Plus, you're wrong.
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
#447999 - 10/22/10 11:55 PM
Re: Looking for a Satanic Cum Gobbler
|
Gay For Pay
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
|
bzump
_________________________
Even though Brian Pumper sometimes tries to act like he is hardcore thug-rapper, I can tell that underneath he is a considerate, respectful guy. -tritone
|
|
Top
|
|
|
|
|
|
0 registered (),
123
Guests and
2
Spiders online. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
Previous Topic
Index
