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#439776 - 08/09/09 05:30 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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if you play your cards right, this can be a very easy life. if you don't, you are forced to do things in order to survive.
before i say what i have to say, i'm bi/gay and have been a fan of yours since max diesel. you say your straight and the gay stuff you started out doing was just gay4pay. so wouldnt you consider doing gay scenes forced to do things in order to survive? are you saying that was the case and now you learned from it?
i guess so. but in my mind, being gay for pay is an excuse people use for why they did gay porn. i don't have any excuses, i did it because i wanted to. the money was the overriding factor for sure, but the taboo of all intrigued me.
but yes, the money helped get me into a better financial place, which i have never looked back. from paying off debt, student loans, and getting my credit back to the good kind.....falcon helped me with all that. working as a teacher and then in a nightclub did nothing but tread water and slowly sink into a financial debt abyss.
six years later, life couldn't be better. I have a huge nest egg saved up. I have no credit cards. I just bought a new car (honda crv), i pay all my bills online, I am almost finished paying off my student loans, and as more and more male performers are hurt by the economics of today's business, I am making more money than i ever have in my life. i have absolutely nothing to complain about.
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#439779 - 08/09/09 05:37 PM
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and of course i love her, i love her very much. she is just very very very frustrating sometimes when she fails to see the correct path in this business. if you play your cards right, this can be a very easy life. if you don't, you are forced to do things in order to survive. The former is stress-free and lucrative, the second.....stressful and not good for you.
Dude, most women are like this, that's why I have such a hard time bothering with 95% of them.
Men also don't usually squander their income away on useless shit like Gucci bags & shoes, so it's easy for "us" to say that the job is easy. They see their income as a means to impress others through material spending. They could make 5x more money than any one guy, and still spend a far greater percentage - which in turn not only makes THEIR life harder, it makes their mate's life harder when they can't even afford to pay their fucking cell phone bill. Eventually, the well runs dry, and love just doesn't pay the rent. Thus, they seek out a sugar daddy, which you are not.
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Is paying bills on line something to be proud of? Ive been doing that for about 5+ years now. Not really a big deal, why mention that?
I wish you the best of luck with whatever turns out for you and Phoenix, I kinda liked her.
If you have alot of them, sure it is. I'm not talking about the average "utility, rent, phone" bills, but the more luxurious stuff that wasn't quite budgeted properly. I don't necessarily care to divulge my personal info, but I have over $65k in debt that I juggle every month. It's not pretty, and I'm paying finance charges out the fucking nose, but I'm happy. I work to provide for my future. I don't need a new vehicle every 3 years (I have 2 now), and I have somewhere new to go on vacation (timeshare) for the next 30 of my working years (and than some). Even some of my camera upgrades were financed 18+ months ago. Some where useless investments, others were worthwhile. Nonetheless, I'm still paying for them, and doing my best to ensure they aren't taken away from me as a result of repossession. That's ALOT to be proud of, it's better than buying a vehicle that I can't afford & having it repo'd, which would destroy my rather excellent credit.
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#439780 - 08/09/09 05:38 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Is paying bills on line something to be proud of? Ive been doing that for about 5+ years now. Not really a big deal, why mention that?
I wish you the best of luck with whatever turns out for you and Phoenix, I kinda liked her.
in this business? i would say about 30 percent of people pay bills.
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#439781 - 08/09/09 05:42 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Thus, they seek out a sugar daddy, which you are not.
don't be so sure my friend, don't be so sure.
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#439782 - 08/09/09 05:49 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Jesus
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If you can attain that status, power to ya. I'd rather avoid it. Or in my line of business, as one oldhead once told me, "NEVER tell your spouse how much you really make and always keep seperate accounts!"
That said, I hate gold diggers.
Granted, it's not porno money, but some of the guys I work with now were grossing $90-110k per year at their previous employer. They've been shaven to half of that here, whatnot with the economy & reduced hourly wage. It's still not bad for Indiana, where the money goes WAY farther than it does on either coastal region.
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#439783 - 08/09/09 05:54 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I may not be funny, but I'm certainly not stupid.
and here I am thinking you're funny because you are stupid, isn't there egg on my face.
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Monkey, I couldn't give a fuck what anyone on this board know/thinks about my "history". It's never going to keep me down.
How very 60's motown of you eric.
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monkey i wasn't talking about you. i was talking about the alt id that some hater in my industry is using to guess at what's wrong with her. first a yeast infection, now gastritis, either way he is fucking retarded.
and the champagne bottle thing was over a week ago, she has done like 5 scenes since then, that's over and done with.
It could be from that scene, maybe the scenes that followed, travel, lack of sleep could've added to a slow building anal infection, panzer might actually be useful for once in his life, im sure he has all this info stored in his head , ready to rattle it off in cases just like this, but he isnt here. Swisher strikes out looking.
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and of course i love her, i love her very much. she is just very very very frustrating sometimes when she fails to see the correct path in this business. if you play your cards right, this can be a very easy life. if you don't, you are forced to do things in order to survive. The former is stress-free and lucrative, the second.....stressful and not good for you.
You should try explaining it with a wad of cash, a naked barbie and different wood blocks used to show different kinds of scenes and then play out her life line in the industry showing that if she does these scenes (pile red blocks) then her money grows and last longer but if she keeps doing the other bottle like scenes (use green blocks) then the money goes down and you can take money off the table, maybe that would click with her, ive heard that lady porn performers are visual learners.
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Is paying bills on line something to be proud of? Ive been doing that for about 5+ years now. Not really a big deal, why mention that?
Ummm so why did you just mention it then? Hey gypnod, hows its rolling?
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Dude, most women are like this, that's why I have such a hard time bothering with 95% of them.
haha haven't you only been with one and that one being bree olsen who is perhaps the worst example.
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Men also don't usually squander their income away on useless shit like Gucci bags & shoes, so it's easy for "us" to say that the job is easy. They see their income as a means to impress others through material spending. They could make 5x more money than any one guy, and still spend a far greater percentage - which in turn not only makes THEIR life harder, it makes their mate's life harder when they can't even afford to pay their fucking cell phone bill. Eventually, the well runs dry, and love just doesn't pay the rent. Thus, they seek out a sugar daddy, which you are not.
I love you Eric, please never change.
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I don't necessarily care to divulge my personal info, but I have over $65k in debt that I juggle every month.
Posted right after Eric says that men are so much better with money
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#439784 - 08/09/09 05:59 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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#439785 - 08/09/09 06:02 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Jesus
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haha haven't you only been with one and that one being bree olsen who is perhaps the worst example.
No, you fucking tard. I've been with quite a few chicks, many of which are the same. "Provide for me" is about the only thing that isn't said, but most often implied. Rachel is the only girl I've SLEPT with, so please don't comingle your ever-knowing book of XPT facts & don't quit your day job, primate.
I don't recall saying that men "were better with money" at all, I said they don't go spending on useless material shit as often. Most of my debt was incurred because I lost my job nearly 4 years ago, and had some bad investments at the time, in addition to drinking like a fish. I've been working to pay them off over time, so save your worthless speculation for someone who'll listen.
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#439786 - 08/09/09 06:06 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/23/07
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Could give a fuck about all this pseudo drama surrounding CX3. Its just another variant of what we have all seen/read before. I dig Ms Marie. She is a fantastic performer with a FANTASTIC ass. I just hope she gets better soon so I can see said ass in motion again.
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#439787 - 08/09/09 06:09 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Jesus
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No, you fucking tard. I've been with quite a few chicks, many of which are the same. "Provide for me" is about the only thing that isn't said, but most often implied. Rachel is the only girl I've SLEPT with, so please don't comingle your ever-knowing book of XPT facts & don't quit your day job, primate.
ohh my bad, I thought you said bree took your virginity (  ) and that it was like a year ago and I figured with your winning personality and your general attitude towards women that it wasn't a number that had grown.
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I don't recall saying that men "were better with money" at all, I said they don't go spending on useless material shit as often. Most of my debt was incurred because I lost my job nearly 4 years ago, and had some bad investments at the time, in addition to drinking like a fish. I've been working to pay them off over time, so save your worthless speculation for someone who'll listen.
So wasting money on bags a clothes is bad but making bad investments (stocks in the midst of a recession?) and beer is better? Hey at least bree can sell her bags and clothes on ebay 
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#439789 - 08/09/09 08:47 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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monkey i wasn't talking about you. i was talking about the alt id that some hater in my industry is using to guess at what's wrong with her. first a yeast infection, now gastritis, either way he is fucking retarded.
and the champagne bottle thing was over a week ago, she has done like 5 scenes since then, that's over and done with.
Actually you invited speculation by posting the twitter message. I was making an observation on what seems to be a pathological need to let people in the industry in on to many details in your personal life. I made note that you coldly commented on your whore beards physical pain by writing the loving phrase "sucks to be her"(empathy?) and maybe since its not your medical problem you should think twice about posting enough details so that they make it to porn board. I requested in the future that if your gonna be this stoopid let us know when she gets a yeast infection.(sarcasm?)
And you've figured me out. Its me. I confess I am actually Donny Long. So yes I am an industry hater. I also created the Chrissy XXX
profile on Myspace...
You are the Sherlock Holmes to my Professor Moriarty....
Your great intellect and adductive...deductive...reasoning must come from the magical elixir of trany cock...<insert photo of Chrissy's meatpoll skills here>
Back to you Gossip Girl....
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#439791 - 08/09/09 09:42 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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I might be wrong but isnt that how houdini died? I am sure it was from an infection due to anal bottle activities?
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#439792 - 08/09/09 09:54 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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AC Cream Wannabe
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and the champagne bottle thing was over a week ago, she has done like 5 scenes since then, that's over and done with.
I am guessing it will take more than a week (especially on XPT) for her to live down ramming a champagne bottle up her arse on demand in order to spice up a PPV show. This bottle incident is probably the most interesting aspect of her career you have posted about so far, apart from that bit about her renting cars out to her relatives.
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#439793 - 08/10/09 01:34 AM
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Just stopping by again to say that even in the grips of deepest darkest dry dick would I never consider shelling out a C and a half for a fucking live internet sex show. Any geek who would do this must either be too afraid of std's/self conscious to get a craigs list hooker or is an xtreme fan boy of comicon proportions.
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#439794 - 08/10/09 01:52 AM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Hope the best for Phoenix. She's got a bangin' ass. I would guess she has maybe a kidney or gall stone.
As for you Christian, stop it with the fake bullshit. You still go looking for trannies and guys (Phoenix has said as much on other boards she posts on and one of the reasons why she doesn't trust you). I do have some advice for you. 2 words. Water Pik.
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#439795 - 08/10/09 01:56 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Just stopping by again to say that even in the grips of deepest darkest dry dick would I never consider shelling out a C and a half for a fucking live internet sex show. Any geek who would do this must either be too afraid of std's/self conscious to get a craigs list hooker or is an xtreme fan boy of comicon proportions.
Even the bible has whores...especially the old testemate..
Deliah...
I say a whore a week does the body and mind good..
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#439796 - 08/10/09 02:03 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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CeramicDouchebagProduct farted:
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Even the bible has whores...especially the old testemate..
Deliah...
I say a whore a week does the body and mind good..
And you're a alt ID using fag. STFU.
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#439797 - 08/10/09 02:09 AM
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Gay For Pay
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Even the bible has whores...especially the old testemate..
Deliah...
I say a whore a week does the body and mind good..
And you're a alt ID using fag. STFU.
BIFF see fag..Biff attack Fag...Especially when Fag is Alt ID...Why All These Fags around BIFF all the time..Its because FAGG want to convert a studly guy like BIFF...BIFF so
BIFF..
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#439798 - 08/10/09 02:19 AM
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Sex Slave Trader
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BIFF see fag..Biff attack Fag...Especially when Fag is Alt ID...Why All These Fags around BIFF all the time..Its because FAGG want to convert a studly guy like BIFF...BIFF so
BIFF..
WTF are you blubbering about? Best I can tell, I hit a nerve.
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#439799 - 08/10/09 02:23 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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BIFF see fag..Biff attack Fag...Especially when Fag is Alt ID...Why All These Fags around BIFF all the time..Its because FAGG want to convert a studly guy like BIFF...BIFF so
BIFF..
WTF are you blubbering about? Best I can tell, I hit a nerve.
Yes Biff Yes Biff everybody in the world is a Fag But the Manly Biff...
Ok I'm as gay as a daffodil my dear.
What now...
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#439800 - 08/10/09 02:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I think you're having a hard time because <5% are interested.
As always, you got me pegged JJ.
Monkey: The bad investments weren't something I was interested in selling, nor where they something I was looking to turn around & make bank on in quick fashion - I'll leave it at that. I'm also not some college frat boy that drowns his weekends in beer pong tourneys, so loose the "I've got your number" schtick.
You don't know dick about me based on what I've said. You're both board-dwelling, analytic asswipe. You're just another smart-ass, faceless heel on this board who pokes at his adversaries in an attempt at making them break, with nary the balls to interact with anyone except from behind a keyboard. It may be funny to some, but it's tiring, old, shows nothing but cowardess. Now, do I have YOU pegged? You may now return to your games of WoW now, checking XPT in between sessions of medival ass rape.
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#439802 - 08/10/09 02:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Not true, Eric. I've talked with Monkey on the phone. He has a soothing voice.
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#439803 - 08/10/09 02:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Price of eggs in China, Gia? His game is old. You admire his anonymity, which is pathetic & cowardly.
I don't care who he is necessarily, but the joke is old, I've been around here long enough to know better. It would crack me up if Monkey was someone I actually knew personally; someone who KNEW me reciprocally, rather than making baseless assumptions. Not some pimply-faced frail twig-figure with a sarcastic, shit-slinging, know-it-all vibe to him who hides behind a screenname. Unfortunately, courage isn't one of his virtues.
Off to work now...
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#439804 - 08/10/09 03:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Eric, if you saw a person walking down the street, in a striped T, hat, with maybe a baseball bat in hand... Would you say that person is automatically a "he"? If your answer is "yes", I'd like you to provide proof that Delta Burke IS in FACT a Designing "woman". LMK, Thanks in advance.
PS. Old chickens can't lay eggs, Eric.
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#439806 - 08/10/09 01:08 PM
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[stalker]I don't understand how the fuck anyone could divulge or devote that much attention to themselves on a webpage.[/stalker]
Eric, you have some nerve using the stalker tags. Oh, any thoughts as to Bree moving? Did your stalking her have anything to do with it?
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#439810 - 08/10/09 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Eric, you have some nerve using the stalker tags. Oh, any thoughts as to Bree moving? Did your stalking her have anything to do with it?
That was the point, dick breath. So, who's AltID are you? 
No, I only heard through the grapevine that she was building her new house finally, don't quite care either. Granted, it was interesting that allegedly it wasn't with Chris Carter, whom she's allegedly no longer seeing (after 3 years?). Two points for baiting, though. If stalking were the legal definition of it, it's a possibility, but there isn't a court in the land that's even charged me, let alone convicted me of that. If someone is THAT simple to attempt the sale of their house in this economy & build anew out of contempt for another person - so be it. The same conversation @ a local nightclub mentioned that she got serious with one of the two local gun-toting wiggers (engaged to Ladiesman?) we poked fun at earlier this year, so maybe she's growing up & looking out for their future - good for her. A house that SHE'LL build & neither of them will be able to afford the taxes on - priceless. All one can hope for next is one of these Flava Flav wanna-be's knocking her up , and the baby daddy pulls an "Exit, stage right" right out the door like her daddy did. I think it's all rubbish honestly, she's probably playing this tool like a violin (well, like she did me) and she's still with Chris from Foxxx.
Otherwise, I haven't the slightest reason for her relocation. She was unhappy with her house when we hooked up, citing that she wanted something bigger (mind you, she's the only person living in a 2000sqft. home now). Maybe some other real weirdos came out of the woodwork & sought her out. Hey, it could have been ALOT worse than I ever treated her, that was the message. Do I care? Nope. I haven't been to her home since December 31, long before our civil hearing; and only to that side of town once otherwise - a visit to the Steel Dynamics HQ in an effort to so some industrial photography at their Columbia City mill.
Of course, as always, feel free to believe what you want really. It doesn't change a thing to those toolbags that are willing to believe their own precast drivil about me, making it easy for them to toss around the word stalker, and act as if I had some huge impact on her life. If it can be proven, great, haul me off now. Otherwise, it's all in your head. Seriously, grow the fuck up. Most of my ramblings earlier this year were during a period where I was depressed & turned to alcohol on a daily basis, and if the population here is that limpdicked to poke fun at the situation, the cowardess is your own. YOU, sir, are a complete worthless dick. The law has agreed with me on two occasions now, thankfully, so your stank opinion isn't worth the corn-riddled shit I took last night before bedtime. My life hasn't taken a single turn for the worse as a result of being called such, and if anything, the local life who knows her is well aware of how she operates - so her words go forgotten like the whore who cried wolf, and we both go on with our lives, because I'm not moving. I like it here, it's cheap & traffic is nonexistant. I will build a house of my own in 3-4 years. I have little time for her, the same time she put forth when we were hooking up, but obviously not quite as much as newbs like you have to point fingers at people you don't even know.
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#439812 - 08/10/09 03:12 PM
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Stormy's Lawyer
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Could give a fuck about all this pseudo drama surrounding CX3. Its just another variant of what we have all seen/read before. I dig Ms Marie. She is a fantastic performer with a FANTASTIC ass. I just hope she gets better soon so I can see said ass in motion again.
Then why do you read it?
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#439813 - 08/10/09 03:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Could give a fuck about all this pseudo drama surrounding CX3. Its just another variant of what we have all seen/read before. I dig Ms Marie. She is a fantastic performer with a FANTASTIC ass. I just hope she gets better soon so I can see said ass in motion again.
Then why do you read it?
Because like a NASCAR or NHL game, it's fun to watch the carnage unfold.
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#439814 - 08/10/09 05:09 PM
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Christian, does Phoenix know you're telling the world about all her medical problems?
please inform where i have said anything about what her medical problems are? i have simply said she is very ill and is actually doing better today. She has received a large number of well wishes and she appreciates them all. thanks for asking my friend.
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#439817 - 08/10/09 06:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
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You may wanna double up on those doctor visits, Eric.
And what doctor visits were those again, oh all-knowing ignorant shit for brains? I fail to comprehend, me thinks you have the wrong person...again. Try focusing on someone YOU KNOW maybe?
Apparently the concept of living in the same town & knowing some of the same people goes right over your head. It's nice to know there are people (yes, you Jeff) so stupid out there. Get your head out of the sand, dumbass.
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#439819 - 08/10/09 08:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Being a practical person, but not a bottle fetishist, I wonder about this- if you insert an opened and empty bottle into a presumably sealed orifice does it not displace air, and withdrawing it create a vacuum?
Maybe she sucked out a prolapse with this champagne bottle?
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#439820 - 08/10/09 08:40 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Being a practical person, but not a bottle fetishist, I wonder about this- if you insert an opened and empty bottle into a presumably sealed orifice does it not displace air, and withdrawing it create a vacuum?
Maybe she sucked out a prolapse with this champagne bottle?
It's very possible. I remember taking sex ed in school and they warned about the dangers of masturbating with bottles.
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#439822 - 08/10/09 08:56 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Yo Christian, in your estimation do you think you have swallowed more tranny cum than your wife has swallowed from that 2 bit RealityKings guy she's banging on the side and on camera?
Btw if you have all this money that you allege you have, why don't you get your teeth fixed? And fix your tramps' as well. The gap's big enough to drive a semi through
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#439823 - 08/10/09 09:15 PM
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Being a practical person, but not a bottle fetishist, I wonder about this- if you insert an opened and empty bottle into a presumably sealed orifice does it not displace air, and withdrawing it create a vacuum?
Yes, it can and often does.
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#439826 - 08/10/09 09:40 PM
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