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#439619 - 08/01/09 04:08 PM
Amazing Christian's meltdown
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from page 32 onwards http://forums.naughtyamerica.com/showthread.php?t=26682&page=23
Posting important parts here just in case NA mods will step in and delete it and to explain the context a bit:
Background: Christian, the stunt cock who posts here from time to time is somehow close to an Internet porn company called Naughty America(NA). He's currently dating Phoenix Marie a pw who denied dating him and accused him of using her name to get work at the Jules Jordan forum. Apparently, Phoenix does a weekly softcore show for the NA members. This week however, she was a no-show. Christian explained why:
Christian: that's because she is busy being a part of the fucking ZZ ripoff Live horseshit they are doing tonight. It bums me out to the Nth degree, but what can i do about it? When push comes to shove, Phoenix will always be ZZ first and NA second. It's just the way it is.
ZZ=brazzers-another Internet porn company. They did a live hardcore show for their members(who had to pay something like 150 dollars to see it) featuring Phoenix, Jayden James, Tory Lane and their 2 contract stunt cocks: Keiran Lee and some other guy. Keiran dates another pw Puma Swede.
Later, Christian elaborated further:
of course ynot, i can't take offense to her helping out her career. she really likes keiran, brett, scott, and the rest of the ZZ staff and performers in real life. dating me means that they don't include her in their reindeer games and it really bums her out. remember they hate me over there. she is simply protecting her finances and after her performance for them tonight, they will hire her again and again for sure. she gave her all for ZZ and remember those guys are her favorite performers and friends of hers.
To which Keiran replied:
Keiran: No one hates you over here, just your actions are very sour at times..
As for rip off??? ZZ is live sex, yours is a call in show?
And that's where the fun started
are you fucking kidding with me right now? i know you aren't the brightest bulb in the world, but seriously?
Are honestly telling me that ZZ didn't look at what NA has been doing FOR MONTHS, and say to themselves, "wow what a great idea, how can we do that?" and then decide to do a live sex show? Please. And let's not forget Big Tits in Sports about 6 months after Naughty Athletics as well. ZZ hasn't had an original thought in their entire existence. Oh wait, Mofos............which crashed and burned (and was really a rip off on NA Tier 1 and 2).
I am not going to talk about what an epic trainwreck that live show was last night at ZZ on this thread. But I will be discussing it on GMNA today for sure. Actually I will say this, I think it's extremely telling about the greed that the ZZ hierarchy has by forcing its fans to fork over a large sum of money to watch a beta test of their live sex show. Of course this is the company that rose to prominence on the backs of the tube sites which have helped destroy part of our industry, so it's no real surprise.
This coming from the performer that bugged the hell out our Brando to shoot him brazzers...
This coming from the performer that sent a email to the brazzers HQ asking for the chance to work for brazzers again...
I understand your loyalty to NA as i am the same when it comes to ZZ...
The difference is that i can be objective and give an honest opinion about positives and negatives, whereas you just regurgitate horseshit whether its true or not. So when does Keiran make his big debut on Shame On Her? Which is yet ANOTHER ripoff of both the old Anabolic stuff and Meatholes by the way, but who's counting eh?
I love how when you get frustrated and flustered, the personal attacks come out. The old political trick that the uneducated use.....nice work.
"Shame on Her" is a new website operated by the brazzers' owners that features simulated rape scenes. Disgusting shit 
The reason i get frustrated is when you send abusive text to friends telling them what a bad mother she is for doing this etc..
I'm past playing key board warriors with you, i respect NA alot they have a great person in laura in their set up and some of there content is great...
But for you to bash on ZZ just because your dick hurt that they won't shoot you is pretty sad...
There is nothing like getting a lecture on my relationship with a dude who fucks every single girl he can get his hands on off camera besides his girlfriend who is squirreled away at home. What a fucking joke. Bro, you realize you lie to Puma every single day about who you are fucking off camera. Are you kidding me right now? And you are lecturing me on my relationship?
I am not "bashing" anyone, I am simply explaining facts. You understand that bro, facts are truths not opinions. Learn the difference.
LOL....Please tell us more...
I won't say anything regards to your relationship thats your bag....
But why can't you just except ZZ have done something similar in a live show, why does it effect you?
except=accept and effect=affect.
i just love having intelligent conversations with people who may or may not have a high school diploma or equivalent.
At this point Phoenix stepped in...pissed
Phoenix Quote:
I am going to say Three things...
First... I give my all for every company.... I bring more than an A to my web chats and scenes for NA.... so why wouldn't I do the same for ZZ...
Second... This Thread is NOT to be used in this manner... stop the BS Keyboard Warrior Shit NOW!! You two especially... it's just as easy to text or call...
Third... I love and appreciate every company and person who spends their hard earned cash that's why I give it my ALL!!!
At this point I was really expecting it to end but no...Christian went on and attacked his own gf.
i just want to say that there is nothing better than watching your girlfriend take a champagne bottle into her ass live while saying I love ZZ to the camera knowing you are watching with a room full of people. It's really fun. I am really glad for her and her new career as a circus performer. that just screams classy.
Now Phoenix got really pissed.
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PS- I believe you were asked not to post on This Thread....
the best part about the ZZ trainwreck is that Phoenix is FOR SURE going to be doing it again. And since she "gives her all" in every scene for ZZ, that means she somehow is going to top her performance in this one. I can only imagine! It will be good times.
That's all for now. More hilarity will probably follow soon.
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#439620 - 08/01/09 04:31 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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I think the porn both those "companies" produce sucks. Even Brandon's shit with fugly run down girls, ugly yellow walls and the hideous couch is more strokable.
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#439621 - 08/01/09 04:33 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Agreed, they both suck...
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#439622 - 08/01/09 04:54 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Sounds like Christian's crusade (pun intended) is a little Captain Save-a-Ho for the one he holds dear, if you ask me.
C3X, I heard that Bree stuck a beer bottle in her cunt last night @ Shang-East. Sooo, should I have lectured her on improper hygiene & sterilization as it relates to her device?
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#439623 - 08/01/09 05:23 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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I think the porn both those "companies" produce sucks. Even Brandon's shit with fugly run down girls, ugly yellow walls and the hideous couch is more strokable.
generic repackaged bullshit...with the same...this or that.....
initiative = yes....they need $$$
innovative = no....boring same shit.... 
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#439625 - 08/01/09 06:09 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Small town news travels fast, douchebag. I know a few strippers from the club she danced at. They know about us because of our past relationship (ya know, that stalker thing you keep obsessing about).
Seriously, are your balls as big as your mouth? If they are, try putting them in there sometime. I'm guessing you don't go spouting off to people like your do in your keyboard warrior ways knowing you'd probably get the shit knocked out of you, right? On the other hand, you're probably another highly trained MMA fighter that can back himself up, lulz.
I thought so, peon.
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#439627 - 08/01/09 06:20 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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People are asking them to knock it off? WTF? Guys, bring your war over here to the Cage! We need some action?
XPT! XPT! XPT!
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#439629 - 08/01/09 06:30 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/02/09
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My best Kent Dorfman from Animal House; "This is great!"
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#439631 - 08/01/09 07:58 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Fucking Master
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Anyone fucking stupid enough to pay $150 dollars for a live internet sex show deserves to get ripped off.
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#439632 - 08/01/09 08:57 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Gay For Pay
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Wow christian calling out his girl's putting a bottle up her ass as a "circus Freak".. Then what do you call having sex with dudes on hormones fake tits and getting pounded in your ass?  Not only that but its pretty obvious that Keiran lee and Phoenix are fucking...off camera...  And who fucking cares if one porn whore, male or femal, is committed to another whore yet fucking others... isn't it a free for all... isn't that supposed to be one of the AND 1 of being a PW...sex for sex sake...? Christian..here is a guy who is for all piratical purposes a "Super Man" six foot five 250 pds...above average intelligence... with all those advantages over the rest of the human population..the best he can do is be a PW and get into Flame War after Flame War in a niche industry... He should have embraced his homosexuality...
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#439634 - 08/01/09 09:18 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 08/30/07
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You put the part (about Phoenix taking the champagne bottle) in bold-face -- does that mean that was something Kieran posted, or did Christian post it and you just made it bold for emphasis?
Please clarify this important question so that I can truly enjoy the drama.
PS : Who the fuck finds anal insertion of a champagne bottle erotic?
as a narrative...
apparently Christian was a a viewing party...I'm assuming other NA workers...maybe at NA offices...watching the special Brazzers Live sex show.. after what is debated as a poor sex show..assume some PW, other than Kieran and Phoenix..had performance issues and didn't go the whole 90 minutes...well anywho..after the money shot...Phoenix got a Champagne bottle and stuck it up her ass...Christian is the one who let that Drop..not only that he has on his Sig at NA discussion board...
I'll paraphrase.. Champagne bottle + this + that = vaginosis and Champagne bottle up your ass on live sex shoe doesn't equal classy equals circus freak..
Christian saw something in that live sex show between Keiran and Phoenix that made him realize that something was going on between the two..maybe a chemistry..
that's why he is so red assed about it...
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#439635 - 08/01/09 09:20 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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[Burg_pride]I've had several porn chick friends actually say to me that even with and/or despite my physical "fuckedupness", in terms of overall desirability and appeal, I'm actually lightyears ahead of typical male PWs with their seemingly perfect bodies and huge dicks because, quite simply, they are seriously fucked in the head, as shallow as a Public pool in Harlem, and completely narcissistic, to the point of nausea...[Burg_pride]  I feel a wave of crippled narcissism coming over me now, I better go indulge my drug habit(s) before I start to believe in my own superiority and post about how Holly Randall would have found relationship nirvanna if she had accepted my invitation to be a live-in sex slave in my Burg-lair here in the woods of Connecticut. If you Dwell on something long enough, you start to believe it.... 
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#439637 - 08/01/09 09:34 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Porn Jesus
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Hardly, although Gia rarely pays anyone any compliments and actually was honest enough once to tell me how FUCKED up I was physically but in a constructively critical manner, which is fine because I adapt to reality as evident to my annual Whore budget....whores will fuck a midget that is on fire jumping up and down on a pogo stick IF THERE IS ENOUGH CASH IN IT FOR THEM...
I was underscoring the observation made above who pointed out that Christian XXXxxxXXxxXxX, for all his physical perfection, really is scraping the bottom of reality's barrel  with Phoenix Marie and getting into Keyboard wars with other stunt cocks. I at least have the excuse of being fucked at birth, what is his???
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#439638 - 08/01/09 09:43 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Thank you for explaining this for me, Nathaniel.
Jamming a champagne bottle up her ass isn't sexy, or impressive. What if the cork came loose, and exploded into her colon? And who would want to open and drink it after it had been up there? I can just imagine a new market for ass-inserted items now, just like these skanks sell their panties on their websites.
If she wants to impress me, she is going to have to take one of those yard-long beer glasses up her ass on the next live PPV show.
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#439641 - 08/01/09 09:57 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Why does anybody keep hiring Christian for any movies outside of the Gay and Tranny stuff. That's where he belongs with all his drama.
NA and ZZ both produce boring ass porn. Their porn is for beginners or can you say NERDS.
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#439645 - 08/01/09 11:14 PM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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just got home from san diego. yes most of what is said in that thread is true. i had hopes and dreams of our relationship being much like Francesca Le and Mark Wood, but it's not going to happen. As much as I hate admitting defeat, I am staring it in the face.
I'm sure you'll run to old habits... 
If a freak show it be then at freak show it shall...
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#439646 - 08/02/09 12:30 AM
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I thought Christian and Phoenix broke up for real, like the whole you are on my no list deal. I guess not. Freeinthecage is brining it of late, the urban award pics, now this, if I didnt think it was gay to give dancing banana approval id throw one your way. Quote:
C3X, I heard that Bree stuck a beer bottle in her cunt last night @ Shang-East. Sooo, should I have lectured her on improper hygiene & sterilization as it relates to her device?
 "Bree is my heart, I can't live without her " eric
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No.. you should seek a twelve-step, you fucking stalker. Take your ass to a thread you can relate to.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS <  > Team Christian < >
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just got home from san diego. yes most of what is said in that thread is true. i had hopes and dreams of our relationship being much like Francesca Le and Mark Wood, but it's not going to happen. As much as I hate admitting defeat, I am staring it in the face.
ahh that sucks dude. You know, this might be way off the mark but I figured id at least put it out there, Monica Foster seems like a person who is a safer option and might fit the bill of the kind of partner you are looking for, and im sure you check a lot of the boxes of what she is looking for, ever consider maybe touching base with her and seeing if there is anything there?
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#439647 - 08/02/09 12:43 AM
Re: Amazing Christian's meltdown
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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Why does anybody keep hiring Christian for any movies outside of the Gay and Tranny stuff. That's where he belongs with all his drama.
NA and ZZ both produce boring ass porn. Their porn is for beginners or can you say NERDS.
I have a feeling that once your obsession named Janet Mason shoots for either production, you'll be singing a different tune.
She has already shot for both ZZ and NA and they suck. Janet is great and I like her but not obsessed with her. And her work for both these companys sucks as does her Wicked, Playgirl and Penthouse movie shoots do. The porn that these companies produce is bad. I don't watch much porn but do follow Janet, Sasha Grey and Nina Hartley. Other than that I don't watch much. I forgot Aurora Snow. But NA, ZZ and others like that are BORING!!!
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#439648 - 08/02/09 01:08 AM
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Christian can have all the book smarts he wants but he has the common sense of a turnip.
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#439649 - 08/02/09 05:46 AM
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Christian can have all the book smarts he wants but he has the common sense of a turnip.
please explain why you think that bro.
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#439651 - 08/02/09 06:11 AM
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So is this about the integrity of a live porn show or the fact that Christain's GF shoved a champagne bottle up her ass for the guys at Brazzers and not for him??
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#439652 - 08/02/09 06:28 AM
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Christian can have all the book smarts he wants but he has the common sense of a turnip.
please explain why you think that bro.
For example...what shows greater "common sense" being as advantaged as you are...and then ending up a PW getting in Flame War after Flame War in an industry that is less than respectable? your now 35 headen fast to forty...and what are you making in bacon? 160k to 200k...how long can you sustain yourself as a marketable product 45 50 ?
or...If you Say became an Attorney...my bro was a history major..masters studies..and went to law school...in his late twenties..didn't cost an arm n a leg.. Thank you GI BILL
You could have Went To St. Mary's Law School dude..gotten Lawyered up.. at 35 you'd be earning between 150k plus depending on location and Law Firm...Headed fast to a partnership at Forty or maybe you're own practice...with a lifetime earning potential..in a ..granted..not so much more respected profession.
And not realizing that this would be an example of common sense...
also.you didn't display..the sense...not to get in a keyboard war..used the phone..and not aired your dirty laundry..YET AGAIN... on the inter web.. seems like you react more often than not instead of using your noodle...
One of the best things is that at the end of the thread Phoenix post this
and then adds this
Her is the LINK in the post
So I guess she is getting ready for a tour...and doing Privates... Phoenix will available for the highest private bidder for champagne bottle shows all over north America..
Edited by Nathanial Mayweather (08/02/09 06:46 AM)
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#439654 - 08/02/09 10:11 AM
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This is a classic fucking thread in just a couple of pages.
wait...only gonna get better......trust..... 
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#439655 - 08/02/09 10:32 AM
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#439660 - 08/02/09 11:52 AM
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I'll offer some unsolicited relationship advice.
Christian, this relationship was doomed from day one.
You obviously need to find a fellow porn star who 1) has some educational accomplishments (such as a real associates degree) and (2) has an interest in salting away some money. (3) enjoys foreign travel.
Why don't you get AIM to sponsor a financial literacy workshop for pornwhores, and then cruise the women and transexuals who attend?
I bet you'll find something more compatible then Phoenix.
no you didnt............. 
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#439662 - 08/02/09 12:51 PM
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I'll offer some unsolicited relationship advice.
Christian, this relationship was doomed from day one.
You obviously need to find a fellow porn star who 1) has some educational accomplishments (such as a real associates degree) and (2) has an interest in salting away some money. (3) enjoys foreign travel.
Why don't you get AIM to sponsor a financial literacy workshop for pornwhores, and then cruise the women and transexuals who attend?
I bet you'll find something more compatible then Phoenix.
thats pretty sage advice, and its appreciated my friend.
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#439664 - 08/02/09 01:33 PM
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Christian can have all the book smarts he wants but he has the common sense of a turnip.
please explain why you think that bro.
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If you and your white trash girlfriend are making as much money as you claim, why can't either of you get your fucked up teeth fixed? Is that why you like the British so much?
Dude get some invisoline, caps, fix those Chiclets man...
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#439666 - 08/02/09 02:07 PM
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Wow! You gents are certainly obsessed with Christian. Jealous much? Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. ~Spanish Proverb Remember that one when he has all the girls while getting paid. 
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#439670 - 08/02/09 03:16 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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Wow! You gents are certainly obsessed with Christian. Jealous much?
Envy is thin because it bites but never eats. ~Spanish Proverb
Go see how you and your udders do in Spain.
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Remember that one when he has all the girls while getting paid.
Nobody begrudges CXXX for banging 'all the girls' (except the ones with him on their no-list). It's the trannies and he-whores he also bangs that make most people throw up in their mouths.
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Fuck yeah! I was gonna give Eric my banana, until I saw this post. electro says, to Teh Cage bitches!
Maybe if you take the inner workings back between the two of you in private before it's too late maybe the two of you can salvage it. If not, you are not the only one having a tough time in relationship arena 
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