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#610722 - 05/19/14 08:30 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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fuck this shit

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#610727 - 05/19/14 08:49 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Burger from the Olive Garden? Chic.
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#610728 - 05/19/14 09:27 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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How many counterfeit coupons did that set you back?

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#610732 - 05/19/14 10:12 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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WTF? Did he change his post? Y'all run Panzer off?
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#610824 - 05/21/14 12:08 PM Re: Your Latest Purchase [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Cheeseburger
fuck this shit


No!!! I'm learning Russian and might need your help.
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#610834 - 05/21/14 04:41 PM Re: Panzer Food [Re: charin]
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Do you really need to know how to say "enema" in Russian?

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#610839 - 05/21/14 08:17 PM Re: Panzer Food [Re: charin]
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Gia, if you are thinking of heading to the Ukraine to snap pics of cheap, war torn whores, learn Ukrainian, not Russian. It is just like speaking the wrong dialect in Italy, they will treat you like shit.
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#610848 - 05/21/14 11:06 PM Re: Panzer Food [Re: charin]
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No shit, Sherlock, they are different. And I'm not going to Ukraine.

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#610851 - 05/22/14 12:10 AM Re: Panzer Food [Re: charin]
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Well, if yer messin with Russians, you deserve what yer gonna get.
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#627110 - 04/28/15 06:35 PM Breakfast of Panzers [Re: charin]
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#627124 - 04/29/15 11:32 AM Re: Breakfast of Panzers [Re: charin]
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^^Heehee.
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#629623 - 08/22/15 06:44 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Panzer's been awfully quiet during this Jared shenanigans.

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#629631 - 08/22/15 08:14 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Panzer is Jared?

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#630125 - 09/15/15 07:55 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: artwilliams]
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General Tso's COmbo Special tastes even better when its on fancy big plate from eBay:



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#630131 - 09/16/15 07:05 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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^Now THAT is one greasy egg roll.
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#630132 - 09/16/15 07:06 AM Re: Panzer Food [Re: Jerkules]
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Originally Posted By: Jerkules
war torn whores


Great band name for a Ukrainian all-girl band.
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#630159 - 09/16/15 08:51 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Tranzer
General Tso's COmbo Special tastes even better when its on fancy big plate from eBay:



SOMETHING is off. I see some broccoli on that plate.
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#630160 - 09/16/15 09:54 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: Bluecipher]
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Originally Posted By: Bluecipher
Originally Posted By: Tranzer
General Tso's COmbo Special tastes even better when its on fancy big plate from eBay:



SOMETHING is off. I see some broccoli on that plate.

Special

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#638370 - 06/09/16 06:39 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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<Bizzump> Alex is back. Please post all your culinary exploits here.
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#638371 - 06/09/16 06:57 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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I still don't understand how he comes from a country with such amazing food, that he has no taste and enjoys this crap.

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#638373 - 06/09/16 07:29 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Same reason he lives in NYC, yet eats such awful chain store pizza. Anyway, whatever he eats, it generates interest, so what's cooking, Alex?
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#638376 - 06/09/16 08:18 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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What up comrade Alexi!
Gia your avi is killin' me.
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#638378 - 06/09/16 08:56 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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I miss him.

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#638462 - 06/12/16 01:29 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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I've been eating a lot of microwave popcorn lately but I'm pretty sick of it now
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#638565 - 06/15/16 02:53 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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I'm learning how to make my own raw vegan ketchup.

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#638566 - 06/15/16 03:06 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Isn't "vegan ketchup" redundant?

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#638569 - 06/15/16 04:24 PM Re: Panzer Shit [Re: charin]
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Tomatoes are a fruit
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#638573 - 06/15/16 05:55 PM Re: Panzer Shit [Re: charin]
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So is Alex, so vegan ketchup fits the title of this thread.
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#638614 - 06/15/16 11:46 PM Re: Panzer Shit [Re: J.B.]
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Originally Posted By: J.B.
So is Alex, so vegan ketchup fits the title of this thread.

He's a fruit and a vegetable
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#639855 - 08/09/16 11:25 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Made some Pillsbury Cookies and Cream cookies from the clearance/expired $0.99 dough. They came out pretty good, better than I expected, with only 2 out of 12 cookies burnt on the bottom. I only eat 1 cookie since I watch what I eat grin

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#639859 - 08/10/16 04:37 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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^ Pics or it didn't happen!

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#639860 - 08/10/16 12:24 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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We've been subjected with watching what you eat, too. barf4

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#639863 - 08/10/16 04:14 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Thank you for posting in the correct thread, Alex.
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#639876 - 08/12/16 04:02 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: artwilliams]
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
^ Pics or it didn't happen!

https://www.pillsbury.com/products/cookies/ready-to-bake-cookies/big-deluxe-cookies-n-creme

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#639885 - 08/12/16 01:07 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Alex, go eat some more shit you disgusting commie. Did your grandparents get evicted from their Soviet apartment yet?

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#639903 - 08/13/16 08:52 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Just made a mountain full of delicious olads.

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#639905 - 08/13/16 11:16 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: artwilliams]
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Originally Posted By: artwilliams
I miss him.

brandon
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#639939 - 08/13/16 11:29 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Just made some fried cucumbers

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#639940 - 08/14/16 12:22 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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With the special sauce?
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#639990 - 08/14/16 12:23 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Tranzer
Just made a mountain full of delicious olads.



What, exactly, are "olads", Alex?
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#640000 - 08/14/16 12:55 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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I think it's like a salad of gonads?

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#640003 - 08/14/16 12:58 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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That's what I was afraid of, and why I'm pleased he's keeping it to his own thread. He might make six months yet.
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#640008 - 08/14/16 01:35 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: J.B.]
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If I recall correctly, Alex is a self-hating Ukrainian Jew, so a Salo (pig fat) salad may be right for him. boobs

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#640010 - 08/14/16 01:44 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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He was born and lived right by Chernobyl but he's more Russian than Ukrainian.
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#640015 - 08/14/16 02:19 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: J.B.]
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Ethnically Russian, then. OIC. Actually, I kinda feel sorry for Alex. He's got issues, but seems to be essentially harmless enough.


Edited by ivorenginedriver (08/14/16 02:20 PM)

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#640022 - 08/14/16 03:48 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: ivorenginedriver]
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Originally Posted By: ivorenginedriver
Actually, I kinda feel sorry for Alex. He's got issues, but seems to be essentially harmless enough.


I guess you missed those pics where he was shirtless, wearing a leather mask and (I think) holding a butcher knife. Pure serial killer.
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#640032 - 08/14/16 05:09 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Thought might have been for shock value, but the enema dungeon floor plans way before that should've sealed the deal.

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#640036 - 08/14/16 05:24 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: gia jordan]
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The horror! The horror! piss

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#640079 - 08/15/16 11:57 AM Re: Panzer food [Re: charin]
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Just made some slow-roasted tomatoes - garlic, salt, pepper, sugar, olive oil, balsamic vinegar and green herbs.

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#640098 - 08/15/16 09:29 PM Re: Panzer food [Re: Uncle Joe]
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Originally Posted By: Tranzer
Just made some slow-roasted tomatoes - garlic, salt, pepper, sugar, olive oil, balsamic vinegar and green herbs.


I can't quite believe Tranzer actually went wholesome here. He missed adding the ketchup and $1 Worcester sauce.
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