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#433920 - 07/04/09 12:13 PM Panzer food
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#433921 - 07/04/09 12:17 PM Re: Panzer food
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I believe Gia posted this link before.

I would still probably eat most of those things. Once.
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#433922 - 07/05/09 09:50 AM Re: Panzer food
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a place in Puerto Rico called "the mad cow"(la vaca brava)

panzie should be very happy there




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#433923 - 07/05/09 09:55 AM Re: Panzer food
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a place in Puerto Rico called "the mad cow"(la vaca brava)

panzie should be very happy there










Holy fuck! I am taking my family to P.R. in September, that would be more than enough for all of us! Thanks for the awesome pic!
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#433924 - 07/05/09 10:17 AM Re: Panzer food
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WOW!! Puerto Ricans know how to eat!

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#433925 - 07/05/09 10:20 AM Re: Panzer food
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#433926 - 07/05/09 12:22 PM Re: Panzer food
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I don't know about this product, but in October of 2008 I ate a half of a jar of Costco's pineapple mango salsa. Couple of days later I had the worst shitting experience that I ever had. On monday at work the salsa started to kick in and I had to go home to take a shit at around 12:00PM. I then returned back to work and had to go back home again at after 3PM to take another shit. I then returned back to work and left home for the day. In total I spent over 6 hours in the subway that day. In the evening I had more of the bathroom calls, and in the night I also went once. The next day I had to call in sick, and spent a lot of times in the bathroom. I was shitting chunks of pineapple mango salsa.

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#433927 - 07/05/09 03:31 PM Re: Panzer food
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...I had the worst shitting experience that I ever had. On monday at work the salsa started to kick in and I had to go home to take a shit at around 12:00PM. I then returned back to work and had to go back home again at after 3PM to take another shit. I then returned back to work and left home for the day. In total I spent over 6 hours in the subway that day. In the evening I had more of the bathroom calls, and in the night I also went once. The next day I had to call in sick, and spent a lot of times in the bathroom.




Don't American office buildings have toilets? And if they do, why would you go home to take a shit?


Quote:

I was shitting chunks of pineapple mango salsa.




You might want to consider chewing your food before you swallow it.
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#433928 - 07/05/09 05:37 PM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:

Quote:

...I had the worst shitting experience that I ever had. On monday at work the salsa started to kick in and I had to go home to take a shit at around 12:00PM. I then returned back to work and had to go back home again at after 3PM to take another shit. I then returned back to work and left home for the day. In total I spent over 6 hours in the subway that day. In the evening I had more of the bathroom calls, and in the night I also went once. The next day I had to call in sick, and spent a lot of times in the bathroom.




Don't American office buildings have toilets? And if they do, why would you go home to take a shit?


Quote:

I was shitting chunks of pineapple mango salsa.




You might want to consider chewing your food before you swallow it.



The toilet is too low, the stall is too narrow (I can barely move there) and the toilet paper is too narrow and too thin. There's also no magazines there at work.

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#433929 - 07/05/09 05:59 PM Re: Panzer food
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There is neither mango nor pineapple in it, Panzie. No "fruit" of any kind.


Ingredients
Scotch Bonnet peppers, mustard, salt, onion, vinegar, tumeric & sugar.
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#433930 - 07/05/09 07:59 PM Re: Panzer food
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There is neither mango nor pineapple in it, Panzie. No "fruit" of any kind.


Ingredients
Scotch Bonnet peppers, mustard, salt, onion, vinegar, tumeric & sugar.



I know, but I was talking about Costco's product. Any cufflinks?

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#433931 - 07/05/09 08:13 PM Re: Panzer food
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^^^That would be in the Panzie French Cuff Accessories thread.

This the Panzie Food thread.
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#433932 - 07/05/09 08:16 PM Re: Panzer food
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^^^That would be in the Panzie French Cuff Accessories thread.

This the Panzie Food thread.



I ate half fried chicken with french fries, small sweet and sours chicken and 10 taquitos for dinner today.

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#433933 - 07/05/09 08:29 PM Re: Panzer food
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Dude, you're going to be fatter than me, and that ain't good.

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#433934 - 07/05/09 08:38 PM Re: Panzer food
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Dude, you're going to be fatter than me, and that ain't good.





I better start going to the gym. Do you think that new raviolies can be made? - Gancinies?

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#433935 - 07/05/09 09:11 PM Re: Panzer food
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Sorry no idea what you are talking about. Gancinies??
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#433936 - 07/05/09 09:35 PM Re: Panzer food
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Sorry no idea what you are talking about. Gancinies??



It's a Feragamo thing, its kinds like an O and a G.

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#433937 - 07/10/09 09:51 PM Re: Panzer food
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There is neither mango nor pineapple in it, Panzie. No "fruit" of any kind.




Har!

Close, but the actual answer is:






Pa-pay-a.

Pa-pay-a.





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#433938 - 07/10/09 10:05 PM Re: Panzer food
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#433939 - 07/10/09 10:19 PM Re: Panzer food
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Good God...

It appears that any ONE of those items could serve as a guilty pleasure, and would be assuaged by having a salad of vegetables on the same plate, but...no...

it's a Holocaust of consumption...

...a Hiroshima of fat...

the horror....



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#433940 - 07/11/09 08:40 AM Re: Panzer food
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Good God...

It appears that any ONE of those items could serve as a guilty pleasure, and would be assuaged by having a salad of vegetables on the same plate, but...no...

it's a Holocaust of consumption...

...a Hiroshima of fat...

the horror....







And the last pic's meal I topped off with these Arizona nachos. They were sold for a $1.00, but now they are $1.50 and I am not happy with this 50% price increase.



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#433941 - 07/11/09 08:52 AM Re: Panzer food
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^^^^ I don't care if those chips are free, I'll pass.

That DOES NOT look the least bit appetizing, Panzie.
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#433942 - 07/11/09 08:57 AM Re: Panzer food
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^^^^ I don't care if those chips are free, I'll pass.

That DOES NOT look the least bit appetizing, Panzie.



It does taste good, honestly. They also have nacho cheese version instead of salsa.

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#433943 - 07/11/09 04:36 PM Re: Panzer food
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Panzer's entire diet looks like it should be surrounded by yellow tape.
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#433944 - 07/13/09 09:13 PM Re: Panzer food
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The half fried chicken w/french fries & sweet and sour chicken were delicious:



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#433945 - 07/14/09 09:06 PM Re: Panzer food
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Jell-O:



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#433946 - 07/15/09 04:00 PM Re: Panzer food
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Just bought 1 delicious burek at Domino for $2.00:



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#433947 - 07/15/09 05:29 PM Re: Panzer food
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The line at the Hilton Sports Book is 5-2 Panzer doesn't make his 33rd birthday.
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#433948 - 07/15/09 06:18 PM Re: Panzer food
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The line at the Hilton Sports Book is 5-2 Panzer doesn't make his 33rd birthday.




There is real meat inside:



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#433949 - 07/25/09 08:29 AM Re: Panzer food
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Mountain Rush:




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#433950 - 07/25/09 09:18 AM Re: Panzer food
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You're an honorary negro.
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#433951 - 07/25/09 01:05 PM Re: Panzer food
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Quote:

Mountain Rush:









wft is a Mountain Rush?


hey....porn whores....good new name for one of 'em-

Mountain Rush

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#433952 - 07/28/09 09:44 PM Re: Panzer food
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#433953 - 07/29/09 09:28 PM Re: Panzer food
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#433954 - 07/29/09 11:28 PM Re: Panzer food
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omggggg what did you do to those mushrooms
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#433955 - 07/30/09 12:17 AM Re: Panzer food
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That's Panzer's enema sauce Marley.
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#433956 - 07/30/09 05:05 AM Re: Panzer food
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It's a Russian gravy.

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#433957 - 07/30/09 06:16 AM Re: Panzer food
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Hmm, in America we call that cream of mushroom soup poured on top of mushrooms.
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#433958 - 07/30/09 06:46 AM Re: Panzer food
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Why do you use envelopes as place mats?
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#433959 - 07/30/09 05:31 PM Re: Panzer food
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Why do you use envelopes as place mats?



I don't, it just happened to lay there.

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#433960 - 07/30/09 06:05 PM Re: Panzer food
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#433961 - 08/01/09 02:13 AM Re: Panzer food
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Chiken Taquitos - made with real Mexican ingredients by Ruiz foods:



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#433962 - 08/01/09 11:54 AM Re: Panzer food
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omggggg what did you do to those mushrooms




Seriously...looks like they've been regurgitated.
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#433963 - 08/01/09 11:56 AM Re: Panzer food
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Seriously...looks like they've been regurgitated.





Pre-masticated food if probably cheaper.

His food often looks like it came out of a Gatling gun filled with masticated meat and putrid vegetables.
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#433964 - 08/02/09 02:34 PM Re: Panzer food
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^^^ On a side note, "Masticated Meat" would be an awesome name for a band.

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#433965 - 08/02/09 07:19 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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*refrains from posting offensive pictures.*
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#433966 - 08/07/09 07:34 PM Re: Panzer Shit
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Deep-Fried Chicken Gizzards w/Sweet & Sour Sauce:



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#433967 - 08/08/09 01:24 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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"Deep-Fried Chicken Gizzards w/Sweet & Sour Sauce"

Res Ipsa Loquitor...

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#433968 - 08/08/09 05:01 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Quote:

"Deep-Fried Chicken Gizzards w/Sweet & Sour Sauce"

Res Ipsa Loquitor...




I had to look up 'gizzard'. No way I would eat that.

On a brighter note: Panzie never ceases to amaze me.
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#433969 - 08/08/09 06:42 AM Re: Panzer Shit
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Gizzards are delicious but you don't put sweet and sour sauce on them. If you use anything you dip them into ranch or bleu cheese dressing. Now chicken livers OTOH are disgusting.
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