Desi Foxx's colleague and pw of sorts Air Force Amy is sad. A client promised to come to the ranch and have sex for money with her but never showed up. "I actually sent a limo to the airport for him and it cost me $80 for whatever pleasure he got out of doing this to me," former US Air Force Ace sobs.

And that's only the beginning of Amy's extreme streak of bad luck. Mike, an evil man hiding behind a gmail identity "md090419" sent Amy the following message: "Are you available on Sunday May 10th in the late afternoon or early evening". Once again, poor Amy fell for his sweet talk, cleared the dust from her cunt, and dressed her aging body in lingerie but all in vain... Mike was a no-show.

Adding insult to the injury, email is not the only tool used by the evil con men to scam poor Amy. Some go as far as giving her false telephone numbers! "I would come into work and get a stack of index cards from the office with names and numbers to call and nine out of ten and ten out of ten were either bad numbers or people that had no idea of who I was" she says tears streaming down her face. Yes, who would have guessed that "Osama bin Landen", "Satan", "George W Bush"(12 different numbers) or "Johnny the motherfucker who cheated on his girlfriend with that skank Lori, please call after 5 when my parents are home and don't forget to mention you're a hooker" are not really who they claim to be.

Amy frowns: "I swear, my retirement can't come soon enough." "Please be sure and join my website as it needs to become my main source of income so I can move to LA before Winter without relying on my real estate to sell,"she orders her fans.

Fellow harlot Willow Love jumped to comfort her: "Man, I have had my hopes crushed like that before. That really stinks!! It seems like someone in the family always dies the day before the appointment. I refuse to give any guy too much attention without a deposite. I have just been hurt too many times. I'm sorry that happened to you Amy."

Willow's bad fortune made Amy feel like jumping up and down and screaming out with Schadenfreude . "Ha ha! I can't tell you how many"deaths in the family" and "family emergencies' I'm responsible for, " she confesses her crimes. Then she laughed again: "ha ha."

Boosted by the new found energy she suddenly remembered her glory days of maneuvering in her P-51 Mustang, shooting down the fascists by dozens while dodging Flugabwehrkanone fire. She won't let anyone hurt her anymore! She's going to turn the table on her tormentors: "Maybe I just won't answer any email for a couple weeks. Watch 'em cry their little eyes out then. No one paying attention to their demented little charades. Their world as they know it will be crushed. "Oooooooh noooooo I have to back to my evil ways on match.com". Then again, maybe the elimination of "ilegal escort" postings on Craiglist is driving all the crazies here."

We wish her best of luck.

I hear they play TAPS eveytime she falls asleep at the MLBR.

Wasnt she one of the orginal VIVID Girls back in 1953?????

I also hear to keep her name she has to give a Air Force personnel and senior citizens a 110% discount.

Stupid whore should stop whining,according to dennis she made $500,000 last year.

^^^Does anyone believe she really earned half a million last year? Don't forget that half of the money she earns go to Dennis Hof's pocket. Assuming that she works 20 days a month(240 days a year) and that average price for a fuck session is $400 per hour she'd have to serve 10-11 johns every day. Also, I think all Vivid and Digital Playground contract whores would have been working at the Bunny Ranch if it really paid that well.

they have to give HALF to the brothel?
ewwwwwwwww

i read a girls blog, that was like, written from within the brothel- i dont know if it was that particular one, theres a few right?
anyhow, in this girls blog she as saying how theyre like, on lockdown in the brothel
is that true?
it did not read like the blog of a happy girl
isnt that one lady on here working there?
can she tell us if theyre on lockdown in the brothel?

Quote:

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they have to give HALF to the brothel?

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Yes
"Please remember 1/2 of what you spend goes to the Bunnyranch. What you get for that is a guaranteed safe and legal environment for you to have all the sex for money, no strings attached that you want. The Bunnyranch provides the licensing for us to get it on with no worries.
We can look at it like this; half the money you give me goes to the ranch to ensure both mine and your safety. If you go looking for sex from a stranger a lot of bad things can happen that won't happen here and we both have to pay for that."

She also claims that what seems to be an average party(including "Friendly conversation, visiting in the parlor, touring the facilities, libations, strip tease/sexy lap dance, shower together or romantic Jacuzzi or bubble bath, view XXX videos, foreplay/ full contact sensual massage, breast sex, oral sex, intercourse with various positions, cunninglingus or 69, souvenirs, condoms, lube, oils, lotions, sex toys.") "could very likely cost $1,000 but that's obviously bullshit.

What do you mean by "anyhow, in this girls blog she as saying how theyre like, on lockdown in the brothel"?

Amy

There was a thread on here a while back that alluded to this whore being absolutely Whack! Nutty as hell. Inhaled too much JP-4 while in the service. Anyone recall?

Is Shy Love available for an audit?

ok I'm a tard. What does <3 actually mean?

Heart [love] ...you big tard....

Thank you, kind sir.

KERRR-ist, I think I'd bang Desi Foxx faster than Air Force Amy

Air Force Amy

Amy's upside down blowjob looks amazing,Jeff should hire her for gag factor 30.

Thing is, many pws charge far less than that for privates.

I've covered the Bunny Raunch many times in posts, including Amy. She is definitely an extreme personality, but that, in part, is a key underpinning of her "success".

Most Brothels, and escort Agencies, help themselves to half (give or take 5-10%) OF WHAT A GIRL gets per encounter. Many girls with abusive dominating pimps surrender far more. This is why the nebulous subject of "tipping" is so confusing and uncertain for many guys who use a whore for whatever...escort agency girls often are anxious to receive a tip simply because they have to surrender so much dough to whomever they pay to answer the phone and screen the pervs who call for service.

The Bunny Ranch is in the middle of no-where, and while on duty the girls are, essentially, required to stay on grounds, very much like soldiers on duty not being allowed to leave or wander from their posts. BUT...aside from the trailer park outside appearance, inside the Bunny ranch you basically have everything you could want, so unless you are sick and need to go to the hospital, there is no need to leave. Still, there is a bit of a creepiness to it, but you have to remember, these are women who are TOO lazy or passive or co-dependent to be doing this on their own, or pursuing any other occupation. They claim they "LOVE IT" so none of us should feel BAD for them.

I've divulged and shared with others what I have learned and know about the BR, and, bottom line, it is like any other entity or experience related to the sex industry. Whether it is good or bad or in between depends entirely on the individual.

But as for myself, Da Burglar, I will NEVER pay a woman unless I am 99% certain that the $$ I give her is HER'S entirely. I no longer knowingly pay agencies or pimps except in conscious, intentional circumstances (like, if I simply want a brand new chick and I call a madam I know personally and who KNOWS ME and what I am about; or if I happen to find myself in a city I never visited and know NO ONE else. but these are VERY RARE.)

More often than not, I do my own homework and scouting, visiting a strip club and finding a chick i hit it off with who is willing to entertain ME privately. I actually get off, in part, on this pursuit/persuasion phase....

Did anybody happen to catch something on HBO called "Cathouse: The Musical"? I couldn't beleve what I was fucking seeing. Dennis Hof and all his whores were doing musical numbers and taking it 100% seriously. It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen on tv. Whoever green-lighteed the idea should be shot.

loli saw that i thought it was rad
almost as good as grease 2

wtf is a "lulzy" meltdown?

Well, first of all, Crocodile, nice of you to identify yourself as a working girl at the ranch. Funny how these aliases don't last long when you all love to bullshit so much. It's a shame you find it necessary to talk shit about your fellow Bunny Babes but doesn't surprise me. There's always a few nasty whores in every brothel!!

Second, we are never on lock down at the Bunny Ranch. We're the only legal brothel that doesn't keep their girls under lock and key. Dennis believes in enpowering the girls at the ranch, not controlling them!!

Third, we do pay half of everything to the house here, tips included. But the difference is Dennis actually puts it back into the house, the grounds and the promo work that is great for us all.

How many illegal escorts in LA have a beautiful room (complete with fireplace and jacuzzi tub), a gym complete with personal trainer, 2 hot meals a day plus a full sandwich and salad bar, a staff that cleans, greets guests, handle finances and everything else we need and too many other perks to list here (including a new pool going in as I write this). That's what Dennis gives back to all us Bunny Babes, what's your pimp do for you???

And there's never been a disease caught in the history of legal testing here in Nevada at the Bunny Ranch. Ummmmm . . . how many girls in porn can say they haven't caught something while working in porn or working as an illegal escort?? Not many, I'm one of the few in porn that hasn't had the pleasure of having gonnereah or chlamydia. You forget, we get tested every week here in Nevada even though we use a condom for every sex act!!

Thanks for quoting that bit conq. I was about to do it myself to prevent her from editing it later.

@Croc: No problem. I knew it needed to be saved. I hope she tells us which Bunny Ranch whore she thinks you are...

Even better, I hope Desi confronts the Bunny Ranch person who she thinks is Croc and confuses the fuck out of them and makes herself look crazy.

No, she would be right conq. I'm a bunny girl. We can't stand Amy and Desi.

I can stand anybody....I dont even hate anybody......

It is however alright to loathe someone profusely.