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#414291 - 04/05/09 05:01 AM XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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In honor of the michigan state v north carolina championship match up Ive decided to run a quick 16 member all ugly tourney to find out who is the most hideous of them all. To be voted on, by you, the people of XPT

Rules: Two divisions of 8 members, male side of 8 and female side of 8, until the winner of the female bracket faces the male to work out whos the ugliest of them all. Seeds 1-8 and when voting you are voting for the UGLIEST, the polls will run for 24 hours after then the winner advances to the next round. Here are the players and seeds


Female Bracket

1. Gypsy/Reinfeld



(one on the right). Xpt's own gyspy gets the number 1 seed in the tourney and has positioned herself well to go deep in the tourney with not only the frizzy hair, big jew nose but also her vile rants and stomach churning sexual desires and stories.


2. Lisa Lampanelli



Shock stand up, famous for being vile and fucking nig nogs.

3. Terri Schiavo



Could be one of the first top seed to fall, she has been carrying (brain) injuries coming into the tourney and it could affect her performance.


4. Whoopi Goldberg



"You sure is ugly (high pitch squeal)" Solid 4 seed.

5. Kelly Osbourne



See picture above

6. Tori Spelling



Little miss piggy

7. Sandra Bernhard



Madonna's wing dyke through the early 90s. One of the only women in the world who can make madonna look feminine

8. Belladonna



Just because Gyspy has to face her hero in the first round and great matchups are based on the sub plots coming in.


Matchups

1. Gypsy vs 8. Belladonna

Best game of the first round, usually the 1 vs 8 seed isn't interesting but this has a lot of feeling and brings the ugly. These witches will need to bring their A game to advance.

2. Lisa Lampanelli vs 7. Sandra Bernhard

Old school vs new school, both unfunny stand ups who's entire career is based around their sex life, which is disgusting to most.

3. Terri Schiavo vs 6.Tori Spelling

This has upset city written all over it, terri coming in less than 100% and Tori has her baby weight helping her cause. One to watch


4. Whoopi Goldberg vs 5. Kelly Osbourne

This is a close one, its going to come down to race preference.
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#414292 - 04/05/09 05:27 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Male Bracket (Michael Jackson won't be in this tourney, he is in the pros and its too easy to place him as the one seed, hes at a pro level and we are running a college tourney)

1. Jackie Earle Haley



"Be a good boy" Surprise 1 seed.

2. Mickey Rourke



Can he complete the come back year with a title?

3. Tyce Bune



Not just ugly in appearance but gives off one of the all time great scumbag vibes in history. He just looks like bad news.

4. Benjy Bronk



Creepy.

5. Morgan Freeman



Only fella in shawshank who's ass was safe.

6. Ron Jeremy



Always in the top 10 in ugly polls, this year he comes in at 6

7. Calvin Booth



He has game, serious game.

8. Luis Guzman



Not much went his way, but hey his look gets him acting gigs

1. Jackie Earle Haley vs 8.Luis Guzman

Close call, could be an upset?

2. Mickey Rourke vs 7. Calvin Booth

Now this has upset written all over it, vegas has closed the books on this matchup

3. Tyce Bune vs 6.Ron Jeremy

Porn star match up. Ron is a vet in these games but could this be the year of the Tyce?

4. Benjy Bronk vs 5. Morgan Freeman

Morgan's star might be enough to get him through but don't go to sleep on Benjy.
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#414293 - 04/05/09 05:36 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day One Games

Female Bracket

3. Terri Schiavo vs 6.Tori Spelling





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#414294 - 04/05/09 05:38 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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4. Whoopi Goldberg vs 5. Kelly Osbourne




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#414295 - 04/05/09 05:38 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Male Bracket

3. Tyce Bune vs 6.Ron Jeremy




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#414296 - 04/05/09 05:39 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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4. Benjy Bronk vs 5. Morgan Freeman





Voting on these matchups end in 24 hours, get your votes in
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#414297 - 04/05/09 11:53 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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I want to have your baby - or at least pay Electrostatic to have your baby.
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#414298 - 04/05/09 02:13 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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I want to have your baby - or at least pay Electrostatic to have your baby.








I recieved 5 pms about this thread, two of which were from gypsy spewing some of the most (and best) vile hatred flung my way since the late great sammura.

At quarter time we have two upsets brewing, both in the dreaded 3-6 matchups. Now the crowd plays its part, if the person you want to advance is losing you have to cheer (plead your case) to those who haven't voted to get behind your horse. I know one person here who believes Tyce should advance Make it public.

(Snap shot of the tourney so far)

Team Terri's head coach Bob Knight at quarter time

Get your fucking head in the game, We have worked too hard for this
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#414300 - 04/06/09 06:50 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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My satellite is down - can someone tell me when tip off for day 2 starts?

Highlight reels on ESPN8?
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#414301 - 04/06/09 07:12 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day 1 games are closed and heres the results

Spelling pulls off the upset coming through as the number 6 seed. A sick part of me hopes Tori comes across this thread through her daily google search of herself and sees that more people would rather fuck Terri Schiavo then her and cries into a bucket of ben and jerrys while her husband is doing the nanny in the other room.
Tori advances to the 2nd round 16-11

Kelly Osbourne and Whoopi were tied and went into sudden death overtime, the result were decided by the flipping of a coin, Kelly comes through with heads.

13-13 Overtime, kelly gets heads even though we want to avoid hers and goes through to the second round.

Male Bracket

Another dreaded number 6 seed upset as the crafty veteran Ron does enough to advance to the elite 8

Ron beats tyce 16-10

Benjy Bronk blows morgan freeman off the court, in doing so he got to rest in the second half, the beauty sleep might hurt his chances in the 2nd round.

heres how the updated bracket looks

Male Bracket

1. Jackie Earle Haley vs 8.Luis Guzman Winner faces Benjy Bronk

2. Mickey Rourke vs 7. Calvin Booth winner faces Ron Jeremy



Female Bracket

1. Gypsy vs 8. Belladonna Winner faces Kelly Osbourne

2. Lisa Lampanelli vs 7. Sandra Bernhard winner faces Tori Spelling

Day 2 opens now, the big (ugliest) Boys and girls kick off the day.
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#414302 - 04/06/09 07:15 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day Two Games

Female Bracket

1. Gypsy vs 8. Belladonna


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#414303 - 04/06/09 07:17 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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2. Lisa Lampanelli vs 7. Sandra Bernhard


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#414304 - 04/06/09 07:19 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Male Bracket

1. Jackie Earle Haley vs 8.Luis Guzman


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#414305 - 04/06/09 07:20 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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2. Mickey Rourke vs 7. Calvin Booth


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#414306 - 04/06/09 09:50 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Whoa, I'm been busy snaking out the drains in my three bathrooms so I'm late to this. Lot of work here by Smelly, great thread, one of the best ever.

I did get in there and vote for the Jew whore Tori Spelling. Maybe it was the awful stuff I had to wipe off the snake that prompted that.

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#414307 - 04/06/09 10:36 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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I certainly have enjoyed the early rounds but I am watching this tourney while sitting on the pins and needles of someone who has borrowed against their home to bet on what would seem to be a lock.....
Gypsy has everything it should take to be a runaway victor in this series
Not only is she ugly on the outside but having a truly unappealing personality,no common sense to speak of and then you factor in the visual of her suckling at the blood running down her arm from her last shot of smack and her unclean,filthy,rancid vagina????? If she doesn't win this thing it will be a shining example of the corruption in amature sports. And I would lose more money than I did the night Mike Tyson lost his fucking mind and bit off Evanders ear..
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#414308 - 04/06/09 10:43 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Gypsy's running up the score against Belladonna. I'm concerned that if this continues they'll switch to showing Kelly Osbourne videos in the second half.
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#414309 - 04/06/09 12:10 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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It's not fair to include Terry Schiavo because she was normal looking when she was alive. Everyone becomes ugly if they are rendered dead, comatose or retard-like.


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#414310 - 04/06/09 01:55 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Man, I dunno. Those brows indicates she needed a medicine cabinet full of razors to keep that clam, legs and pits shaved down to a respectable level. Probably every 3-4 days....
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#414311 - 04/06/09 02:51 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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It's not fair to include Terry Schiavo because she was normal looking when she was alive. Everyone becomes ugly if they are rendered dead, comatose or retard-like.







Maybe try and not be such a faggot ALL the time. Thanks.
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#414312 - 04/06/09 03:50 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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After what I am sure was a solid first round victory by gypsy... I am calling my bookie and telling him to let it ride...
Quote:

(one on the right). Xpt's own gyspy gets the number 1 seed in the tourney and has positioned herself well to go deep in the tourney with not only the frizzy hair, big jew nose but also her vile rants and stomach churning sexual desires and stories.


Let's not overlook that bovine tongue and cleft-hoofs...stinky,stinky vagina Come on Gypsy rest up for the next round....


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#414313 - 04/07/09 07:37 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day 2 Games Closed.

It was upset city on day 2 but the favorites favorite (gypsy) managed a blow out to advance to the next round.

Gypsy wins 24-10

Sandra Bernhard blows out Lisa from the 7 seed with an impressive performance

Sandra wins 24-5

BUT the biggest upset goes to Luis Guzman who not only became the first number 8 seed to beat a top seed in XPTMC history but he blew jackie off the court (no pun intended)

Luis won 20-6

Another OT game in the clavin booth/ mickey rourke and home court advantage plays a factor as the top seed gets it when the fans rush the court and rip calvin booth apart.

Mickey advances due to calvins death 15-14

Elite 8 is set, here are the matchups


Female Bracket

1. Gypsy VS 5. Kelly Osbourne

6. Tori Spelling vs 7.Sandra Bernhard


Male Bracket

2. Mickey Rourke VS 6.Ron Jeremy

4. Benjy Bronk vs 8.Luis Guzman
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#414314 - 04/07/09 07:41 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day 3 Games: ELITE 8

Female Bracket

6. Tori Spelling vs 7.Sandra Bernhard


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#414315 - 04/07/09 07:43 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Male Bracket

2. Mickey Rourke VS 6.Ron Jeremy


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#414316 - 04/07/09 08:29 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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YAY Im winning, sad Monkey?, cause I havent responded to you either here or PM. You're a sad, sad little person.
Will go down in XPT history for better or worst.

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#414317 - 04/07/09 08:54 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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YAY Im winning, sad Monkey?, cause I havent responded to you either here or PM. You're a sad, sad little person.
Will go down in XPT history for better or worst.




Yes, you're a real winner. And not only in this poll.
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#414318 - 04/07/09 05:57 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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YAY Im winning, sad Monkey?, cause I havent responded to you either here or PM. You're a sad, sad little person.
Will go down in XPT history for better or worst.





Monkey

From: RenfieldGyps

You are soooo way off the mark right now, its not even fucking funny, the pictures you saw were taken in 2000. Alot has changed in 8 1/2 years. Get a new shtick this one is old and boring and is played the fuck out over, over, over, over and over again, get original asshole. You dont know me. There are about 3 people on here that know the "real me". You also dont know what I look like now so continue to live in the past and keep posting those pictures if that is what gets you through your pathetic day, I would hope you would have better things to do instead of dwelling on me and having me on your mind, you fucking loser.



Day 3 Update

Bernhard is killing folks. She is playing like a top seed, she has a solid lead at the half against tori spelling who looks gassed. Gypsy was in the crowd today enjoying her day off. She looks a little worried about a possible bernhard matchup, but can't overlook the osbourne game. She left at half time to return to the hotel to get her rest.

Men's bracket

Ron Jeremy has a close 15-11 lead over mickey rourke at the half, its a half empty stadium as a lot of the fans are checking out the womens game with bernhard getting quite the following as the underdog blowing out the favorites, the lack of fans is clearly affecting Mickey, lets hope he can lift in the second half
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#414319 - 04/07/09 06:06 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Stand back, she's a-gonna blow!
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#414320 - 04/07/09 06:27 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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People can believe whatever they want, and how hard is it to write a fake PM, you know when you lay your down syndromed head at nite on your dirty stinky pillow that I have not PM'D you in the longest, but whatever, you'll never get a rise out of me. Like I said, this is old news and Ive been through it before, and Im still here. So keep at it Monkey if you are entertained.

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#414321 - 04/07/09 06:32 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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People can believe whatever they want, and how hard is it to write a fake PM, you know when you lay your down syndromed head at nite on your dirty stinky pillow that I have not PM'D you in the longest, but whatever, you'll never get a rise out of me. Like I said, this is old news and Ive been through it before, and Im still here. So keep at it Monkey if you are entertained.





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#414322 - 04/07/09 06:33 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Tori Spelling



Little miss piggy

C'mon fans, don't let this piece of shit fall by the wayside. And this is AFTER she had her nose job.

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#414323 - 04/07/09 06:41 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Quote:

Tori Spelling



Little miss piggy

C'mon fans, don't let this piece of shit fall by the wayside. And this is AFTER she had her nose job.





A great call and what I thought when I saw that picture of her too. There is a ton of support for Bernhard though, very surprising,shes a real chance to win this. Bishop might need to hedge his bet otherwise Gyspy might throw the game on purpose to make him lose his house,

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#414324 - 04/07/09 06:51 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.
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#414325 - 04/07/09 06:51 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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If you discount Gypsy having the hme field advantage, I have to say that Kelly Osbourne is some kind of ugly, and may surprise a few people.

Particularly if she forgoes makeup.





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#414326 - 04/07/09 06:59 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.




I am sorry, from the bottom of my heart. BUT Gypsy is in on this joke, Because I know what she looks like now and that picture of gypsy was when she was an ugly duckling, today she is a beautiful swan and she has agreed to post a picture of her "New" self if she wins this tourney, to have the final laugh at the board for voting a hot version of herself as the all ugly tourney winner. Stay tuned.

Quote:

If you discount Gypsy having the hme field advantage, I have to say that Kelly Osbourne is some kind of ugly, and may surprise a few people.

Particularly if she forgoes makeup.




Ohh Gypsy is no lock to win this thing, there are a lot of sleepers, who saw bernhard as a final four team at the start of this thing? Benjy Bronk is picking up steam with the experts also. Gypsy is going to need to bring her A game and avoid make up and airbrushing to take this thing out.
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#414327 - 04/07/09 08:12 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Gypsy, Monks just sent me a pm telling me to tell you he's sorry. Not sure why he can't just tell you himself. Maybe he doesn't want us to know he has feelings or upstage Eric's bleeding manpussy.


OH boy I feel sooooo much better now.
Now I can sleep tonite. What an idiot, there must be somethingt here in that depraved mind of his cause Im always on this mofos mind. Whether he's typing my name or just thinking about me, I do use up alot of space in that small brain of his, and for free nonetheless. How can I not like you Monkey?

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#414328 - 04/08/09 05:37 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day 3 games ENddddddddddd


Sandra Bernhard has advanced to the final 4 along with Mr Ronald. M Jeremy. 2 games today people. Gypsy vs Kelly Osbourne and Benjy Bronk vs Luis Guzman.
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#414329 - 04/08/09 05:39 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day 4 Games

Female Bracket

1. Gypsy VS 5. Kelly Osbourne


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#414330 - 04/08/09 05:41 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Male Bracket

4. Benjy Bronk vs 8.Luis Guzman


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#414331 - 04/08/09 08:23 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Fuck you guys! This is how this bullshit starts!!! Damn a homecourt advantage... Gypsy didn't even break a sweat in the first round
We have not scratched the surface of gypsy's uglyness
Talk about Tori's nose if you want... we all know that her vagina does not smell like raw sewage!!!!!
Bring up Kelly all you want not only did she never shoot smack, but at one time in her life she was NOT as ugly as she is now..... Stop trying to set me up for the fix Unless someone can produce photos of gypsy at any point in her life,NOT completely fugly... Or if anyone runs out of the bleachers and spills a bucket of soapy water on her filthy,rancid,malodorous,diseased vagina?????
I will raise a protest with the commision that will tie this shit up for months......
Somebody get ahold of goat-lawyer,tell him it's an emergency
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#414332 - 04/08/09 09:22 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Sorry Bish, but I find it very hard to believe that Rantfield didn't sweat. I have it on good authority that she always sweats.

(Unless, of course, you were speaking figuratively.)
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#414333 - 04/09/09 01:41 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Closing Day 4 a little early cause a nigga got places to be in the crack of dizawn . Here are the results

Gypsy has held off a late charge by kelly osbourne to advance to the matchup we have all been hoping for since bernhard destroyed lisa l in the first round. Its almost like a championship game in itself. Benrhard vs Gypsy, Reinfeld vs Sandra, hideous vs revolting, two ladies at the top of their game at the right time.

and the men's bracket is too, Luis guzman becoming the first number 8 seed to make the final 4 where he will take on Ron Jermey. So lets get started.
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#414334 - 04/09/09 01:45 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Day 5 FINAL FOUR

This is it, the winners of these brackets will face each other for the championship. Its real now people, every vote counts.

Female Bracket

1.Gypsy VS 7. Sandra Bernhard


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#414335 - 04/09/09 01:48 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Male Bracket

6. Ron Jeremy vs 8. Luis Guzman


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#414336 - 04/09/09 10:28 AM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Last time gypsy hit the beach...


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#414337 - 04/09/09 09:38 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Gypsy holds a modest lead over Sandra and Luis is killing ron. This is for a championship game berth. Here is a pm I got from gypsy today to my pm wishing her the best in today's matchup and saying this might be the first time anyone has ever called her a winner.


Re: You can do it

From: RenfieldGyps

Honey you know nothing about me, Ive won so many things in life...especially in school, Ive won awards for skiing while in Aspen, but none of this is your business. Carry on with your stupid poll.....Im sure you get a hard on from this. ENJOY cause it certainly doesnt bother me in the least. Doesnt impact my life, and never will. YOU FAIL all the time Monkey. You can say whatever you want, Bitch can say whatever he wants, does not change the fact that I love my life and that my "real" people love me. My life is wonderful and very fulfilling, unlike yours must be that you need attention from strangers to tell you that you are funny and get validation from a porn forum. And I will be thinking about you too while Im in my summer home in the Hamptons this Summer, Amagansett to be exact, maybe I will invite you over for a BBQ one day. Good luck in life. I wish you no harm. I want you to be happy and if this makes you happy, by all means, knock yourself the fuck out.

Truth be told, Im on your mind 24/7. You cant deny that Mr. Monkey. Either you hate me or secretly love me, but you still can not stop thinking about me, it's a bit obsessive, no??

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#414338 - 04/09/09 10:16 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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....sometimes? It's just too easy... Skiing is one thing, but stop lyin' about havin' a summer home.. Puffy exiled the ugly folks for a 100mi radius from the hamptons five years ago.


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#414339 - 04/09/09 10:37 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Quote:

....sometimes? It's just too easy... Skiing is one thing, but stop lyin' about havin' a summer home.. Puffy exiled the ugly folks for a 100mi radius from the hamptons five years ago.




There are plenty of Fugly people in the Hamptons. Example: Howard Stern
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#414340 - 04/09/09 10:55 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Registered: 04/02/09
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Quote:

Quote:

....sometimes? It's just too easy... Skiing is one thing, but stop lyin' about havin' a summer home.. Puffy exiled the ugly folks for a 100mi radius from the hamptons five years ago.




There are plenty of Fugly people in the Hamptons. Example: Howard Stern





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#414341 - 04/09/09 11:04 PM Re: XPTMC Tournament of Ugly POLL
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Yeah, but gypsy ain't got a hundred mil of sirius' money
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