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#412747 - 04/07/09 04:34 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dr. Sniffles Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 25
Quote:

Yo Bree ain't into no bestiality shit. She has so many dudes around she don't need no fuckin cat cock.


Yo...big fucking douchebag with all the Monopoly money in his hands...

I've been closer to her cunt more often than you'll ever dream about. And I didn't hve to talk wigger-bonics to get there. So just sulk off into the sunset and dream about getting laid, you fake nigger.

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.


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#412748 - 04/07/09 04:40 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Yo ...there's another one to put with the first one. Now you have a Yo-Yo. Go entertain yourself !
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#412749 - 04/07/09 04:41 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.












NOW this thread is complete.

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#412750 - 04/07/09 04:45 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Jaysus...

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#412751 - 04/07/09 04:52 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Bree Olson's Chair Leg Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 36
Loc: Near Fort Wayne, Indiana
Quote:

Let's see what you have to bring to the table, and I'll add you.




You will be begging for a handrail.

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#412752 - 04/07/09 05:50 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LadiesMan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
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Quote:

Yo Bree ain't into no bestiality shit. She has so many dudes around she don't need no fuckin cat cock.


Yo...big fucking douchebag with all the Monopoly money in his hands...

I've been closer to her cunt more often than you'll ever dream about. And I didn't hve to talk wigger-bonics to get there. So just sulk off into the sunset and dream about getting laid, you fake nigger.

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.





I don't play Monopoly thats a kidz game u tard. And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop and i dont think race has anything to do with it, so stop hatin on me 4 realz. u might be jealous cuz u aint got the game i got, but im the one gettin laid like every night while ur prolly suckin on ur momma's tit.


Edited by LadiesMan (04/07/09 05:51 PM)

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#412753 - 04/07/09 05:59 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

It might be time to lock this shit down...




+1. all the new peteybilt wannabe alts trying to get in on the action aren't funny. don't make fonzie strap on his waterskis.

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#412754 - 04/07/09 06:00 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Rae Rae's Vajayjay Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 4
Yo! Yup, dis is Rae Rae's Vajayjay. Ppl say dat I gots a trite yeasty stench to me, maybe B-O? Butt, I'm obilivyus kinda I gess. Sumptin bakin' in da oven? Well, I gots newz for ya, its prolly from all the durty penisez data ben up in here, rite? Iz not offtin dat u find a hottie, my massa Rae Rae dat iz, who fuck da populashen up. She is veryvery outgoing, i never see the same face twice, ya herd? I's even seen a coathanger up in here yo! Im not bacon nuttin in my bread box tho, i promice. I tryed ta upload an photo like yallz gots, but it won't lemme for sum reezin. dam.

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#412755 - 04/07/09 06:10 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop.




[Bree's Chair Leg] Who you calling a wicker? [/Bree's Chair Leg]
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#412757 - 04/07/09 06:53 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Quote:

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And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop.




[Bree's Chair Leg] Who you calling a wicker? [/Bree's Chair Leg]




Gia, you're wasting your time here, with such an acidic pen, you really need to write a book.






About what? Will you fund the project? Will you pitch it to publishers? Will you quit whatever you do now to help with the book tour if all the previous pieces fall into place? Will you stand by the content even if it conflicts with your own beliefs? Be careful with what you say, it could change your life.
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#412759 - 04/07/09 07:25 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Blue Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
Soooo....
Bree Olson's Chair Leg, LadiesMan, Rae Rae's Vajayjay, and Dr. Sniffles are all one in the same....not bad though..
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You can’t be a pimp and a prostitute too. -some song I heard...


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#412760 - 04/07/09 07:31 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LadiesMan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
Quote:

Soooo....
Bree Olson's Chair Leg, LadiesMan, Rae Rae's Vajayjay, and Dr. Sniffles are all one in the same....not bad though..




Nope, dont lump me in with those weird-ass losers dawg.

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#412761 - 04/07/09 08:18 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
This thread jumped the shark a few pages ago.

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#412762 - 04/07/09 09:12 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
all good things come to an end.

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#412763 - 04/08/09 12:05 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
El Chivato Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 207
Loc: 15 min from everywhere
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Yo Bree ain't into no bestiality shit. She has so many dudes around she don't need no fuckin cat cock.


Yo...big fucking douchebag with all the Monopoly money in his hands...

I've been closer to her cunt more often than you'll ever dream about. And I didn't hve to talk wigger-bonics to get there. So just sulk off into the sunset and dream about getting laid, you fake nigger.

Seriously, when Rae came home and showed me this picture, I just ran to the litter box and heaved up the biggest furball of my adult life.





I don't play Monopoly thats a kidz game u tard. And as far as my 'wigger' talk i grew up listenin to hip hop and i dont think race has anything to do with it, so stop hatin on me 4 realz. u might be jealous cuz u aint got the game i got, but im the one gettin laid like every night while ur prolly suckin on ur momma's tit.




Yeah so did I. But I at least know proper grammar, and don't feel the need to TYPE LIKE AN INCOHERENT ASSHOLE LOWLIFE THAT HAS HEAD TRAUMA!

I also grew up in a very ruff neighborhood, that people who were in prison say is a bad area to live in, and yet I found a way not to speak like a complete retard.

Do us all a favor and go back to your Chris Brown fanboi love site, or complete the cycle and let yourself get violated by at least ten of the biggest black men you can find, and please don't bother to record it. The world already has enough tragedies, just ask Eric.
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#412764 - 04/08/09 10:19 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Rae Rae's Vajayjay Offline
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Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 4
Yo, lyke siriusly, i understand zackly what you r talkin bout deluxe man. I grew up on the tough streets of fort wane and man, evin some dudes dat invadid me wuz hardcor. theys some tough streets in fort wane, bro. this ladiesman is a chump. were you from ladiesman, or should dat be lady man? lolz.

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#412765 - 04/08/09 11:34 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
charin Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
^I'm not going to get a headache trying to translate that shit.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#412766 - 04/08/09 02:12 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Yo, lyke siriusly, i understand zackly what you r talkin bout deluxe man. I grew up on the tough streets of fort wane and man, evin some dudes dat invadid me wuz hardcor. theys some tough streets in fort wane, bro. this ladiesman is a chump. were you from ladiesman, or should dat be lady man? lolz.




Lose your yo yo ? Sit on this a while and contemplate the stupidity of your post !
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#412767 - 04/08/09 02:16 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Cue Fonzie....
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#412768 - 04/08/09 02:34 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
you people have ruined this thread.
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#412769 - 04/08/09 02:35 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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#412770 - 04/08/09 02:37 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

you people have ruined this thread.




That's not possible !
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#412771 - 04/08/09 03:45 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LadiesMan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.


Edited by LadiesMan (04/08/09 03:48 PM)

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#412772 - 04/08/09 04:19 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Smegley Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/08/09
Posts: 1
Ok, I'm a lurker for a year plus, but I've been following this thread from as far as possible - for good reason. Let me see if I have this straight.

Eric (One Creepy Fuck?) the stalker
Petey the painter
Ladiesman the hater-grenader (Donny Long?)

I don't know much more blunt you can be about it, but, "She's a whore". There, I said it. You'll be the next homely toolbag whose fragile she can do no wrong emotions she'll dump along the side of the road. Read this thread & take notes, because chances are you don't know her as well as you think you do (just like the two idiots before you).

She's obviously pretty good at playing the game, can you keep up? So far, the score is 4-0, and you're trailing bub.

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#412773 - 04/08/09 04:58 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
It's sad when the only way to get a once brilliant thread back on track is to have Bono-One come to the rescue and post in it.
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#412774 - 04/08/09 05:06 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Make it stop...
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#412775 - 04/08/09 05:08 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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Fap, Fap, Fap

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#412777 - 04/08/09 07:49 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
After watching the Happy Days clip, I'd probably rather hump Mrs. C than Bree Olsen. Bitch is like a 3D Wilma Flintstone, and Wilma was hot!!!!
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#412778 - 04/08/09 07:59 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.




Eat shit and die, Captain Save A Ho.

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#412779 - 04/09/09 03:18 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LadiesMan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
Quote:

Quote:

as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.




Eat shit and die, Captain Save A Ho.




Go fuck ur self asshole! i aint some punk ass nig so dont be talkin shit about me or her.

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#412780 - 04/09/09 08:02 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
No, you're just a bitch-ass wigger. Die in a fire.

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#412781 - 04/09/09 07:48 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Blue Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 458
Loc: Hell, or something like it
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

as long as ya'll quit hatin on rae its all good.




Eat shit and die, Captain Save A Ho.




Go fuck ur self asshole! i aint some punk ass nig so dont be talkin shit about me or her.




I don't know about the whole shot thread thing, I think this guy has great potential.
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I'm like: 'Is it even legal to say that?' Then I realized we were grown men."

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#412782 - 04/11/09 05:14 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LadiesMan Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/06/09
Posts: 10
Loc: In ur girlfriendz bed
Quote:

No, you're just a bitch-ass wigger. Die in a fire.




I ain't no fuckin' bitch, ask ur mom who's the bitch. U look like a fuckin ass jockey fag. What u gonna do burn me with ur lil lighter? lol


Edited by LadiesMan (04/11/09 05:22 PM)

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#412783 - 04/11/09 05:30 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Rae Rae's Vajayjay Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 04/07/09
Posts: 4
yo dood, u dat shit talkin whitey boi who hav like da 4 inch pecker rite? u be thinkinz dat yo poundin dat hole into nexweek, rite? i hate ta tell ya homes, shes fakin' it an you playn rite into her hands like da chump u is. take a deep breaf and let realty set in, shes just a ho. no reazin to get all deefnsive ovr her. oh and yeah, yo reel orignal wif da mama jokes. word.

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#412784 - 04/11/09 05:41 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

Quote:

No, you're just a bitch-ass wigger. Die in a fire.




I ain't no fuckin' bitch, ask ur mom who's the bitch. U look like a fuckin ass jockey fag. What u gonna do burn me with ur lil lighter? lol




Again, you're a little bitch. And a total moron. And in reality, I would disassemble your bitch ass.

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#412785 - 04/14/09 01:45 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
This whole thread is stupid.
I banged Bree too. Who hasn't? She's a porn whore. Next...
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#412786 - 04/23/09 02:39 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Sir CharlesZ Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/23/09
Posts: 170
Loc: La La Land
The idiot posting as "Peteybilt" seems to be the same as "Sigmund Freud". Get a life you loser, Bree is not into a psychotic ignoramous such as yourself.

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#412787 - 04/27/09 12:22 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Cody Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 258
Quote:

you people have ruined this thread.




Impossible! After a long hiatus from XPT, it's great to read shit-slinging threads like this one again.
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#412788 - 04/27/09 12:24 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I missed you, Cody. Much love.
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#412789 - 11/13/09 05:48 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Deactivated User Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273
awesome - almost as good as the mug shot thread.



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#412790 - 11/13/09 07:35 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Anonymous
Unregistered


Son, if you're going to bump threads, can you bump one where the joke isn't as tired as this?

TIA.

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#412791 - 11/13/09 07:50 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I'm herpes-free. Ergo, I DIDN'T bang Bree Olson.
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#412792 - 11/13/09 11:55 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

awesome - almost as good as the mug shot thread.






Wassup with the cottage cheeks? Dude looks like he’s lived a hard life for 23...?

?? ??

Fattie, if I have the Herp, I sure don’t know it. I’ll say one thing, the whore was clean as far as I know.
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#412793 - 11/14/09 12:26 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
one liner larry Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/02/09
Posts: 144
Quote:

I'm herpes-free. Ergo, I DIDN'T bang Bree Olson.




Hey but you are diabetes charges, yesssss, dont forget to tip and finish your soda pop.
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#412794 - 11/14/09 05:04 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Fattie, if I have the Herp, I sure don’t know it. I’ll say one thing, the whore was clean as far as I know.




HA! Didn't read the whole thread just chimed in with a "dart" at porn stars in general.

Congrats on your "conquest".
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#412795 - 11/14/09 05:08 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Hey but you are diabetes charges, yesssss, dont forget to tip and finish your soda pop.




No diabetes, high BP or heart disease here. Only bi-polar, a right knee sans menisci and sleep apnea.

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#412796 - 11/15/09 05:16 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Deactivated User Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273
Quote:






Lil Petey looks like Jenner








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#412797 - 11/21/09 12:53 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Bree is looking more and more like Petunia Pig. Nice granny arms too. Wow, what a difference a couple years makes.
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#412798 - 11/21/09 04:00 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
CxGxPx Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 04/16/09
Posts: 3703
Loc: Sleeping through my funeral
Quote:

Bree is looking more and more like Petunia Pig. Nice granny arms too. Wow, what a difference a couple years makes.




She looks like a white version of tila tequila with the deformed alien face, five foot space between her eyes.
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#412799 - 11/21/09 04:08 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Spot on CGP... Tila and her have the same insect like face but one is shit colored, and gets beat by linebackers.
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