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#412645 - 04/03/09 06:25 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
electrostatic Offline
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AND WTF is Whitey Houstan???




She comes from the same line of trailer trash as most of rural Allen County (Woodburn, pop. 800). If you look at nearly anything she posts, you'll notice some of her spelling errors almost rival Peteyboy.

At least she knows how to suck dick, because it's the only thing she's good at, hopes/dreams of being a mom & housewife withstanding.




Yeah only knowing that will only get her so far... Usually the corner or the V.D. clinic.


Anyways I thought Whitey Houstan was some new white rapper with a great set of lungs.
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#412646 - 04/03/09 06:26 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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I doubt it, she probably doesn't even know what it means.

edit: I ommited the word "not", the Skyy is kicking in.
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#412647 - 04/03/09 06:27 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Hey can somebody photoshop an Affliction shirt so it says Affluentconcierge.com for Petey?




Yes! Thats fucking great! Where the hell is Mark_j?
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#412648 - 04/03/09 07:27 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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This thread goes stright into the shitter when Petey stops posting.

Fucking dumb cunt and her gag order.
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#412649 - 04/03/09 07:47 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
electrostatic Offline
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This thread goes stright into the shitter when Petey stops posting.

Fucking dumb cunt and her gag order.



I bet she's mostly ashamed of the fact he revealed she shadoobied everytime they after they fucked.

Because girls don't poop.
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#412650 - 04/03/09 07:49 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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This is the greatest thread of all time. It has everything, people who think Affliction shirts are cool,




Affliction and Ed Hardy-Christian AudFAGer: douchebag's official brands..(see Ben English)

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#412651 - 04/03/09 10:35 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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What in the world could make you post her home address on blogs, let alone a single blog. Shouldn't you have an understanding of the possible repercussions of those actions? I don't care what the reasons were or your own personal issues, which I would still love to hear about as I'm a heathen and drama whore as much as anyone here; but that move is as weak as a Hastings crackwhore on valium. Serious bitch move.




Feel free to disagree Lance, but I'm no bitch. Maybe the laws in Canada are different, but there really aren't any laws here in the states so far as I've discovered that prevent me from doing so. If you're talking about being blacklisted from "the industry", I really don't give two shits about that, I have other hobbies, and this isn't a source of income for me.

Long of the short, I wanted answers. Instead, she gave me nothing. When necessary, I use everything I can in my power of leverage to get what I want, outside of lying & physical harm. I would never want to hurt her, and while it's easy for you (and tatty, and countless others) to just brush off scenarios like this & chalk them up to "another whore", I don't go that route.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go have a good cry & slit my wrists, because you don't approve of my actions. Later.




Two fucking crybabies. Call the Wahhh-mbulance and have them bring you two girls home to mommy. YOu fucked a porn whore for a while, and she left you. So you go posting her personal info online? Why? Seriously? Why the fuck would you do that? Total bitch ass move.

The problem obviously was that you two bitches couldn't handle a woman who had some game. I've spent a few weekends partying with Bree, (or Rachel as you insist on calling her so everyone knows you know her real name) and while she had some piss and vineger in her veins, she was a cool chick. You just have to show her you aren't letting her get away with any bullshit. She's no different than a lot of porn whores, or whores in general.

I'm cringing reading this thread and I'm only on page 2. The guy who she took to court is trying to get info from the creep Pete, playing message board attorney which is humorous. But, the whole thing screams CREEPDICK MOPEY OLD MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULD LEAVE THE PORN WHORE ALONE!!!
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#412652 - 04/03/09 10:38 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Smokey Offline
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Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
Petey wrote

Quote:

i would like to point out that i haven't given out any of Bree's personal information (addresses, real names, phone number's, etc.) and I had nothing to do with anything that guy Eric has said. I don't hate Bree, and despite everything that happened, I still feel that she's basically a good person.

I just wanted to vent a little and heard this was the place to do it. I've said my peace, and thats it. Just thought some people might be interested in my fling with a porn whore.




Translates to

"Pleeeeeeeeease come back to meeeeeeeee baybeeeeee"
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#412653 - 04/04/09 12:29 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
tattypatty Offline
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Welcome back Smokey. This is definitely a thread we need a nigga like you to chime in on...
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#412654 - 04/04/09 04:48 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
freestylah Offline
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Smokey:

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I've spent a few weekends partying with Bree, and while she had some piss and vineger in her veins, she was a cool chick. You just have to show her you aren't letting her get away with any bullshit. She's no different than a lot of porn whores, or whores in general. {/quote]

Was this partying like "I pay USD ...., so you do whatever I tell you to do"?

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#412655 - 04/04/09 06:49 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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I'm cringing reading this thread and I'm only on page 2. The guy who she took to court is trying to get info from the creep Pete, playing message board attorney which is humorous. But, the whole thing screams CREEPDICK MOPEY OLD MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULD LEAVE THE PORN WHORE ALONE!!!




Read the whole fucking thread before running your pseudo toughguy internet cocksucker, Smokey. I guaran-goddam-tee the only "game" you got is behind that keyboard. I'm not some fucking new generation idiot that plays/handles "games", and I didn't intend to start with her.

The only reason her name was brought into play was because she treated the situation not as "Bree", but as Rachel. If you don't like that - tough shit. Do something about it. That is, I got your "Mopey Old Creepdick" right here, come get some Dr. Whiteknight.



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Was this partying like "I pay USD ...., so you do whatever I tell you to do"?




I'm betting it was. I guess I have that going for me, at least I got laid without paying a cent from this easy, worthless shitbag whore. Smokey has to fork over dolla-dolla-bills y'all to get any action, which for me, isn't the issue here. I got played, yes, but for all the wrong reasons. That's something I don't tolerate, regardless the excuse.

Quote:

Welcome back Smokey. This is definitely a thread we need a nigga like you to chime in on...




Yes, but only because he compliments your pseudo toughguy "I have a BIG tramp stamp AND my disabled ass was in the military" image here on XPT, Tatty.
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#412656 - 04/04/09 08:59 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Yes but it cost you much much more than money, no?

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#412657 - 04/04/09 09:03 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Yes but it cost you much much more than money, no?




If you're ashamed of it, I suppose that could be the case. You mistake me for one of those people, which is the part of this thread people don't seem to comprehend. I should probably expect nothing less from the degenerates (and fat dykes) around here though.

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#412658 - 04/04/09 09:16 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Thanks for playing Eric, I was kinda disappointed when you didnt mention the fat word, but you're so predictable I knew it was coming.
Here's where you are wrong, Im no longer fat, dyke, if that's what you wanna call me, then go ahead. I told you in the past, that you'd never know I was a lady lover if you've ever saw me in person. I dont wear flannels or Birkenstocks. So keep up with the "original" fat dyke remarks, I wouldn't expect anything less/more from you, again thanks for playing and responding, I knew you would.

P.S. Dont you have bigger fish to fry, I thought you were taking a break, but you couldn't bear to leave this forum, you'd die if you did.
Please move on, I told you I wish you the best of luck in the PMS you sent me....and I truly meant that, and it has nothing to do w/speaking to Gia, matter of fact, have never ever once had a convo about you.

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#412659 - 04/04/09 09:35 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Awww, did I offend you? Sure sounds like it Dykezilla. Like you, I live here. The only one playing is you, in solitude. Sadder yet is that you think you deem yourself a "player" here at XPT, lolz. I respond because I want to, not because I'm compelled or forced to.

Actually, I'm sitting out in the sunny countryside right now, on my laptop enjoying my weekend photographic past time. Later, I'm going to drop in at the local adult store to see Ron Jeremy.

Since when do insults have to be original? Like porn whore names, there are only so many you can come up with after a while, why bother? It actually got the point across, prepping you the meltdown above.

Here's a video to best describe the relationship between Rachel & I, since you care so much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk&NR=1
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#412660 - 04/04/09 09:54 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
tattypatty Offline
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Quote:

Quote:
Welcome back Smokey. This is definitely a thread we need a nigga like you to chime in on...



Yes, but only because he compliments your pseudo toughguy "I have a BIG tramp stamp AND my disabled ass was in the military" image here on XPT, Tatty.






Tough guy? Disabled? Military? You got the wrong guy. Sorry. Just so I'm not confused as well, you're the guy who fucked Bree Olsen, right?

No, I wanted to get Smokeys's two cent not just cuz he's a chuckle , but because he unashamedly fucks whores (specifically porn whores).
Quote:

. I respond because I want to, not because I'm compelled or forced to.





Weren't you gonna stop posting for a while?
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#412661 - 04/04/09 10:02 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
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So you have the knight in shining armor syndrome ? I shed my suit long ago. In all seriousness, rescued chicks grow resentful and hateful in every single case if they weren't playing you all along. I feel for you Eric. I don't know how old you are but you need to change your modus operandi and look for someone with their own money , job , self esteem, straight and sober and some common sense. I know it's hard to find. I actually thought I had one a few years ago but when I got sick and unable to tend to her every need she flew the coop. There's no sense being bitter or vengeful. These girls are what they are and you don't stand a chance in hell of changing them or actually ever getting even for that matter. I say this in all sincerity. No taunting or putting you down. Just consider.
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#412662 - 04/04/09 10:02 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

Weren't you gonna stop posting for a while?




Yeah, exactly the reason why I came back. It's called momentary sobriety. I'm sure you looked forward to that, seeing your posts are sooo self-validating.

Quote:

So you have the knight in shining armor syndrome ? I shed my suit long ago. In all seriousness, rescued chicks grow resentful and hateful in every single case if they weren't playing you all along. I feel for you Eric. I don't know how old you are but you need to change your modus operandi and look for someone with their own money , job , self esteem, straight and sober and some common sense. I know it's hard to find. I actually thought I had one a few years ago but when I got sick and unable to tend to her every need she flew the coop. There's no sense being bitter or vengeful. These girls are what they are and you don't stand a chance in hell of changing them or actually ever getting even for that matter. I say this in all sincerity. No taunting or putting you down. Just consider.




It's not about finding anyone, I just don't mingle well with people in general. Rachel was someone who from Day #1 I took on as someone to talk to (in the industry).

That turned into a friendship, the kind of person who would look out for her when necessary, and eventually (unfortunately) a drunken, sexual relationship. This isn't about a whore or any other chick who does porn. She's just a girl who HAPPENS to do porn, who did wrong by me. It has nothing to do with:

- How much pussy I got.
- How much pussy I'm not getting now.
- The fact that I don't hang out with other chicks for the sake of getting laid.

It was about having a friend, someone who I'd hang with & get drunk - the proverbial drinking buddy (as Petey eluded to, she can hold her liquor). That's all I ever saw in Rachel.

She just happened to be a selfish whore who saw another penis with legs in front of her, and took advantage of that. What I percevied as a friends with benefits relationship, she turned into another of her sexual escapades & kicked me to the curb afterward. You don't treat people you call friends like that. It's more about a violation of trust and I wish people would read between the fucking lines for once.

EDIT: Goddam you backdoorman, stepping in again.


Edited by One Creepy Fuck (04/04/09 10:13 AM)
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#412663 - 04/04/09 10:02 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Awww, did I offend you? Sure sounds like it Dykezilla. Like you, I live here. The only one playing is you, in solitude. Sadder yet is that you think you deem yourself a "player" here at XPT, lolz. I respond because I want to, not because I'm compelled or forced to.

Actually, I'm sitting out in the sunny countryside right now, on my laptop enjoying my weekend photographic past time. Later, I'm going to drop in at the local adult store to see Ron Jeremy.

Since when do insults have to be original? Like porn whore names, there are only so many you can come up with after a while, why bother? It actually got the point across, prepping you the meltdown above.

Here's a video to best describe the relationship between Rachel & I, since you care so much:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGE34VAqYTk&NR=1


A player, never considered myself one, I come her to read the gossip which I love and when it's true I love it even more. Dude strangers do not offend me.....It's cyberspace, people that do NOT impact my life, you keep posting and whatever makes you happy, say. Meltdown, never, you can pray and pray, it will never ever happen, Im sober today and have been for a while now.....Sorry but if that's what you're striving for again, FAIL!!!!
Since I know you been under the weather lately, if this makes you happy, by all means, who am I to deprive you of a bit happiness being a tough man on the Interwebz.
Enjoy your weekend, Im off ot Amagansett now, enjoy your weekend, I know I will. Good Luck w/your life.

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#412664 - 04/04/09 10:11 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
tattypatty Offline
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seeing your posts are sooo self-validating.






Ahhhhhhh my posts are run-of-the-mill most of the time. Maybe if I included some personal information about a girl that could put her in harm's way I'd be a better poster...
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#412665 - 04/04/09 10:15 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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^ Dead horse.

Forget what I said about self-validating posts, you're just a one-trick pony.
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#412666 - 04/04/09 10:27 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
backdoorman Offline
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Woops replied to the wrong thing.
Sounds like you were and still are in looooovvvvve ! I'm just fucking jaded when it comes to that shit. You will be too....soon......just let it go !!!


Edited by backdoorman (04/04/09 10:31 AM)
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#412667 - 04/04/09 10:31 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
tattypatty Offline
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you're just a one-trick pony.




....sez the guy with hundreds of post about the whore who left him high and dry....
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#412668 - 04/04/09 11:34 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Quote:

Woops replied to the wrong thing.
Sounds like you were and still are in looooovvvvve ! I'm just fucking jaded when it comes to that shit. You will be too....soon......just let it go !!!




Not even that dude, I'm 500 miles from friends & family, and she was someone to hang out with that turned into more. I loved her as a friend, sure, but it's not "in love" as you're associating it, it's more of "I love you man" Budweiser love, moreso because she's not a dude. Going shot for shot with her was about the best memory I have of it all.

Despite the "sociopath" that I am (according to the analysts here on XPT), I honestly just find it hard to meld with people. It's about trust, and if y'all can't understand the concept of loving someone outside of family, I pity you. Just because she's a porn whore, I pity you more. I have no apologies for how I've reacted.
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#412669 - 04/04/09 11:35 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

you're just a one-trick pony.




....sez the guy with hundreds of post about the whore who left him high and dry....




"Sez" the illiterate who has a higher post count than I in half the time, and contributes next to nothing in the process.
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#412670 - 04/04/09 12:44 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
freestylah Offline
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"Despite the "sociopath" that I am (according to the analysts here on XPT), I honestly just find it hard to meld with people. It's about trust, and if y'all can't understand the concept of loving someone outside of family, I pity you. Just because she's a porn whore, I pity you more. I have no apologies for how I've reacted."


I can follow this without any problem. And I agree with Eric for the biggest part. Do I get the XPT-sociopath label now as well?

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#412671 - 04/04/09 12:49 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
electrostatic Offline
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"Despite the "sociopath" that I am (according to the analysts here on XPT), I honestly just find it hard to meld with people. It's about trust, and if y'all can't understand the concept of loving someone outside of family, I pity you. Just because she's a porn whore, I pity you more. I have no apologies for how I've reacted."





Quote:

Do I get the XPT-sociopath label now as well?



No.
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#412672 - 04/04/09 01:03 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
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Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy, but you not leaving her alone after a lawyer already told you to, IS COSTING YOU MONEY.
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#412673 - 04/04/09 01:19 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy [snip]




There is some dissonant logic in this guy looking down on someone who bangs prostitutes for cash, when he banged a prostitute himself for free (as 'friends').

Who gives a fuck -- you still banged a prostitute, professor! The only way it could be worse is if you had used a coupon.


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#412674 - 04/04/09 01:35 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Quote:

Quote:

Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy [snip]




There is some dissonant logic in this guy looking down on someone who bangs prostitutes for cash, when he banged a prostitute himself for free (as 'friends').

Who gives a fuck -- you still banged a prostitute, professor! The only way it could be worse is if you had used a coupon.






Isn't friendship kind of like a coupon for a whore?
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#412675 - 04/04/09 02:07 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.

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#412676 - 04/04/09 02:18 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
tattypatty Offline
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Quote:


"Sez" the illiterate who has a higher post count than I in half the time, and contributes next to nothing in the process.




Yes, Eric, I'm an illiterate because I used "sez". I had kno eyedeeya how to reely spel says. The fact that that you're getting bent out of shape "sez" more about my shitty posts than anything else.
Don't get me wrong, I'm glad you've posted ad infinitum about your waaaaaaaaaaaah regarding Mizz Olsen. Just spare me the 'one-trick pony' accusations until you find a different whore to cry about.
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#412677 - 04/04/09 02:42 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Eric, you can sass Smokey all you want for paying for pussy [snip]




There is some dissonant logic in this guy looking down on someone who bangs prostitutes for cash, when he banged a prostitute himself for free (as 'friends').

Who gives a fuck -- you still banged a prostitute, professor! The only way it could be worse is if you had used a coupon.




The prostitute coupons will be available in the next stimulus package

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#412678 - 04/04/09 02:48 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.





Just quoting this threat to keep it from changing.

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#412679 - 04/04/09 03:25 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Cum Stains Offline
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Registered: 01/26/06
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you said threat instead of thread. ha!
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#412680 - 04/04/09 03:54 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Monstar Offline
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From The Journal Gazette

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What to do this weekend

Look at the goodies I've tracked down for you.

First of all, chubby funster (and porn star) Ron Jeremy will be in town signing autographs from 4 to 6 p.m. Saturday at Boudoir Noir, 512 W. Superior St. The store is bringing in a different adult film star every month through the summer until August. On the schedule? Bridget the Midget in May, Kaylani Lei in June and Bree Olsen (born n' raised in Woodburn, y'all) in July.




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#412681 - 04/04/09 04:08 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Eric I do understand your anger and feelings. Been there etc..... more than once. If you are truly the sociopath that you say that you are then all this has absolutely nothing to do with Bree. [not defending her in any way] Sociopaths focus every single bit of the attention from any given situation upon themselves. They will go to the electric chair or needle making everything about them. Review the Polly Klass case. The fucking idiot went down going me me me me me me . I worked 23 years with juvenile delinquents. Quite a few of them sociopaths. You definitely have the attention part down but I doubt highly you are a true sociopath. I think I am done with this just in case. No more attention from me concerning Bree Olsen. Good luck with your agenda. I seriously mean that. Polly Klass
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#412682 - 04/04/09 04:35 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
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From The Journal Gazette




Ha! They're so proud of their girl.

Man, that's too funny.
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#412684 - 04/04/09 05:29 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9180
Just interested...how many of you non-porno Bree-fuckers picked up one of those "gits that keep on giving" ala teh herp, gono, maybe she wanted a little cunnylingus when she was baking some bread in that box?

Did you guys make her provide a current AIM test.


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#412685 - 04/04/09 05:47 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.





lets simplify this: Eric is a loser and Bree is a whore

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#412686 - 04/04/09 06:16 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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This is a great soap opera. Lets recap:
1.Eric falls in love with Bree over internet.
2.Eric moves to Ftwayne to be close to his love.
3.Bree thinks Eric is cute and fucks him a few times. They record it for later posting.
4.Having Borderline Personality from being repeatedly raped at 12, Bree grows tired of Eric, posts the tapes and figures he will go away.
5.Love sick Eric calls her dirty things and posts her real name in his blog.
6.Bree tells lawyer to fix this shit and Eric posts more dirty things.
7.Bree gets shot down in court and Eric just can’t let it alone- posts her address on the internet.
8.Bree goes fucking apeshit and buys a gun in case Eric breaks in to her house.
9.Eric starts a thread under a false ID further trashing Bree.
10.Bree cozies up to some low IQ knuckle draggers.

Next scenes go something like this:
1.Bree fucks knuckle draggers and begs them to solve her problem.
2.Low IQ Knuckle draggers visit Eric with a lug wrench, pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
3.Eric disappears from the internet.





You're welcome to your opinion, too. But I moved to Ft. Wayne for a job within my trade which I've been at for 16+ months now. I was making a shitty wage at the previous job in Cincinnati for the time I was putting in.

Quote:

Just quoting this threat to keep it from changing.





If you're actually looking out for me H2C, thanks.
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#412687 - 04/04/09 06:24 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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First of all, chubby funster (and porn star) Ron Jeremy will be in town signing autographs from 4 to 6 p.m. Saturday at Boudoir Noir, 512 W. Superior St. The store is bringing in a different adult film star every month through the summer until August. On the schedule? Bridget the Midget in May, Kaylani Lei in June and worthless sperm recepticle Bree Olsen




I was actually down @ Boudoir Noir most of this afternoon doing some shooting, but Tim (Straley, owner) had brought in a personal friend to do the shooting. Most of the time, I just loafed around, and helped as I could. The Hedgehog was his usual self, at least from what I'd seen of him in the past.

The whore will be @ ShangEast titty bar this evening, and needless to say I'm not going because I don't want her creating a scene. Same deal with her appearance in July. It's not that I'm gutless, but she's thrown around enough false accusations that I don't need the hassle.

"Bree" wasn't born in Woodburn either, she was born in Houston, TX.

Backdoorman: The "sociopath" reference was what someone called me earlier. That's why it's in quotes.

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Just interested...how many of you non-porno Bree-fuckers picked up one of those "gits that keep on giving" ala teh herp, gono, maybe she wanted a little cunnylingus when she was baking some bread in that box?




Trust me Willie, since I'm the big, bad virgin with attachment issues, I'd be the first to tell you if I had something - because the first place I'd be pointing the finger would be HER...publicly, too!

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lets simplify this: Eric is a loser and Bree is a whore




And you're a incoherent 3rd world Spic, what's your point?
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#412688 - 04/04/09 07:59 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
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The whore will be @ ShangEast titty bar this evening, and needless to say I'm not going because I don't want her creating a scene. Same deal with her appearance in July. It's not that I'm gutless, but she's thrown around enough false accusations that I don't need the hassle.




So this is how you reason? You don't need the "hassle" because of the accusations, or the possibility of her making a scene? I mean, WTF, dude. How's about because you don't like her? Why the fuck would you bother going to watch her perform if you don't like her?

I don't get you dude, and I don't really care, but STFU about it already. You're truly a glutton for punishment, in every way imaginable. It's like you're no good for yourself. Have you considered help? Seriously, I ask this with a minute amount of concern. If you were happier, busy, whatever, about other things in your life, this wouldn't be nearly the issue you've made it.

You're probably a decent dude, otherwise, but you must get over this shit. Most of these issues you're having are unfortunately normal; come with the territory of dating, whatever. It's how you are dealing with it. I promise. You've got to let this shit roll off your back.

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#412689 - 04/04/09 09:11 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Dino, that cat reminds me of my late Maine Coon when he was just a little guy...






cute pussy....i mean cat.

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#412690 - 04/05/09 06:42 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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You're probably a decent dude, otherwise, but you must get over this shit. Most of these issues you're having are unfortunately normal; come with the territory of dating, whatever. It's how you are dealing with it. I promise. You've got to let this shit roll off your back.




Perhaps, but you gotta understand that the whore never gave me any closure whatsoever. That's what I needed. By coming to XPT, it was like a group therapy, regardless how many people beat my ass verbally, or how bad people think I'm making myself look (b/c I don't care).

Even if only temporarily, it knocks her off her pedestal a notch or two, too. Just getting a response out of her on AdultFYI shows she was bothered enough to lie about the situation (again) & claim that 'peteybilt' was some fictional individual that I made up, only to have him come back later & clam up. She knows the reality of it, she just doesn't want to face it. I had to live the lore that "whores lie" is FROP#1 for first-hand to understand.

@ Gia: If what you think I'm doing is costing me anything - freedom or money - power to ya. I haven't given one red cent to a lawyer, and my speech online is protected constitutionally so long as not libelous. I'm entitled to my opinion, regardless how you, her, or her lawyer see it.

The basic point here is, I'm fine with what I've done, because it's helped me get through it, one big self-therapy session. I needed to purge the whore from my system by whatever means possible, if that meant some vindiction at her expense, and I'm OK by that. She took a part of me with her, and showed no care in her handling of it. I feel totally justified in publicizing this mess, b/c it was to make ME feel better about the situation & move on. I do feel much better, she can drink my piss after an asparagus dinner for all I care.

Posing a different question: Will the select few here stop the badgering? Probably not, I'm sure that's asking alot here on XPT. Everyone's wired differently, it's alot harder for some to just "let it go". Some of us can't just drop it, some of us always need the last word, while some of us just like needling the shit out of others. I was conditioned by my own father for the latter, so if it bothers me, it's usually momentarily at best. For Rachel, knowing she won't amount to anything more than a whore (and never a housewife) will bother her for a lifetime. She'll be the one who must endure her life choice as a whore to whatever future that is provided for her (I say provided, b/c she won't be able to do it on her own).

@ Dino: We had to put him down about 2 years ago.

So, to XPT, I thank you! That will be my last response to this thread.
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#412691 - 04/05/09 06:54 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
So, you first got laid at 28, got your heart broken by a prostitute, and now you are looking to a porn discussion board for therapy? And you are begging the board members to quit badgering you?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#412692 - 04/05/09 08:39 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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If you're actually looking out for me H2C, thanks.





No problem brah. If your carcass washes up on the shores of some river looking like several people played wack-a-mole on it with steel pipes, I will forward this threat to the proper authorities at once. I won't let them get away it, I got your back.

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#412693 - 04/05/09 09:17 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Holy.
Christ.

This thread was so full of win it made my weekend... my laptp has been down for the last week and look at the party I missed.

Fucking epic on so many levels.

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#412694 - 04/05/09 10:14 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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what's your point?




my point? you point everywhere with those




fucking loser , no wonder bree cheated on you with other losers

enjoy your affliction tshirts

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#412695 - 04/05/09 12:51 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Eric, what do your friends think of all this? As in your guy friends in real life that you hang out with. Not internet friends. Real friends.
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