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#412427 - 03/31/09 08:09 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Peteybilt Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 22
i would like to point out that i haven't given out any of Bree's personal information (addresses, real names, phone number's, etc.) and I had nothing to do with anything that guy Eric has said. I don't hate Bree, and despite everything that happened, I still feel that she's basically a good person.

I just wanted to vent a little and heard this was the place to do it. I've said my peace, and thats it. Just thought some people might be interested in my fling with a porn whore.

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#412428 - 03/31/09 08:14 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Priceless. "I wanted answers". Classic sociopath. You are the fucking man, alright. She angered you, so anything you do in reaction is perfectly fine. You are a prize. Why would anyone not want to be with you, as a friend or anything? Sorry, brother. I keep going back to fawning stalking fanboi.

Be sure to cut vertically, not horizontally.




I'll do that, Barnicle Bill.

For accusing people of being a fanboi, you sure white-knight for the whores quite a bit, or you're an alt. 4 for 4 now? Excellent!

Sociopath? Oh no, I'm scarred for life, just like the 103rd time I've been called a stalker by someone on XPT who a) doesn't know me, and/or b) doesn't agree with what I've done. Seriously, it holds alot of weight these days. The same label can be used for a whore who sleeps with men on camera, then jumps in the sack with 4-6 other men in the town she calls home, all while having a stable boyfriend.

Apparently, you didn't read the part about her virulent temper & the fact she threw car keys at Pete's head? I have a temper, there's no hiding that, but to isolate your frustrations against me alone shows who the real fanboi is, BB.




Pointing out your douchebaggery doesn't make anyone a white knight. If anything you are. You were friends, she was more than a whore. But then she made you mad. You say you wanted answers and would do anything to get them. Short of violence. Did you get your answers? So you'll be doing what now? Slashing her tires? Break her windows? Hide in the bushes outside her place? Will that get you your answers? If not, what then, bubby? Are you going to come out of the bushes? Maybe wrap your hands around her throat? That'll get her attention. She'll be your friend then, won't she?

Oh, golly. She threw keys at pete, who I noticed has stopped posting in this thread. Just sayin'. She has a temper. Yeah, few porn chicks are well adjusted. I think it's safe to say most are diagnosable. Once again, that's an excuse for you being a tool. Dude, you've been an ass. Just own it. Sure, she may be a twat. She probably is. But what she isn't is on here on this forum defending her hideous behaviour. You are. You basically asked for it, bitch. just bend over and take it.

As for being bb, I'm just a long time lurker who decided to get his feet wet in your fawning stalker fanboi ass. You're welcome.

Oops. Spoke too soon about Pete. My bad.

If this is the 103rd time you've been called a stalker, doesn't that say something? Oh, that's right. No one understands the connection you share with Rea Rea. You're not just a trick, just like she's not just a whore.


Edited by Barry the Pirate (03/31/09 08:23 PM)
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#412429 - 03/31/09 08:16 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Just thought some people might be interested in my fling with a porn whore.




Not really dude, most people could care less about bragging rights to a whore.

My intention was shit-slinging, and to expose her for the rancid cunt that she is. It's very conflicting, I admit, because while I don't want to see her harmed, I want her to "repent for her sins" towards me (for lack of a better phrase). Maybe it's as productive as pushing a boulder uphill, I don't care. XPT is nothing more than a place to rant about the situation, regardless how degenerate it makes me look.

Her lawyer calls that harassment (despite the lack of contact with her), the douchebag above calls it facilitation. I call it freedom of speech, and the only person(s) who can censure me are Tony & the mods. If I'm so guilty, come & take me away.

Pete, I didn't say anything about you on this forum other than what you've already 'fessed up to (so far as I can recall?), and I don't even know you outside of being some illiterate blue-collar Yankees fan that she's screwed for a few months on her down time.

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You say you wanted answers and would do anything to get them. Short of violence. Did you get your answers? So you'll be doing what now? Slashing her tires? Break her windows? Hide in the bushes outside her place? Will that get you your answers? If not, what then, bubby? Are you going to come out of the bushes? Maybe wrap your hands around her throat? That'll get her attention. She'll be your friend then, won't she?




Oh yeah, there's no doubt I've been an ass. I made my bed, and I'll lay in it, too. I have no quips about what I've said online. And no, I don't stoop to violence unless someone swings first. You have your suspicions, I have my morals, however low they may be.

Obviously, you're well versed in stalking tactics, so I'll just assume you've been there before.

This isn't about "being her friend", this is pure redemption about the "why"? Why would anyone treat someone else that way? I didn't deserve to be treated the way I was (nor did Pete, or anyone else involved with her in such precarious situations), and I'll be damned if I'm just going to forget it - now or ever. If you can't deal with that mindset, tough shit Dr. Freud.
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#412430 - 03/31/09 08:30 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
big moose Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635


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#412431 - 03/31/09 08:33 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Steezo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
You people scare me.
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#412432 - 03/31/09 09:12 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Anonymous
Unregistered


WTF is all of this douchebaggery?

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#412433 - 03/31/09 09:16 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
pornlaw Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/01/06
Posts: 459
Loc: California
Hey Eric -- you came to me at AVN and asked my legal advice about her putting up videos of you because you believed it violated your rights to privacy...

And now you violate her rights and see nothing wrong with it ???

Did Scott take down your videos ? If they did, you should really show the same level of maturity and take down her address.

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#412434 - 03/31/09 09:22 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Hey, Eric!
I thought you were upset with me for deleting that MySpace comment - but there's a salute to me in your signature everytime you post!

Thanks for that man!

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#412435 - 03/31/09 09:23 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
This thread confuses me. You'd never expect a porn star to date a douche in an Affliction shirt or a crazy stalker that posts her private info online. They usually are such a good judge of character.

Both of these guys have a little Paul Snider in them.

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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#412436 - 03/31/09 09:25 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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WTF is all of this douchebaggery?




My theory, and I think this might be the most accurate one out of all the ones posted here... is that both of these schmucks really loved Bree and were really hurt when she moved on. Since both of these guys are intensely mature individuals, they come on here and slag the shit out of her.

Just a note boys, nobody cares. It's nice that you did the horizontal mambo with a PW, but all this high school drama is boring. Really, really boring.

Grow up, move on, get a life. Please.
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#412437 - 03/31/09 09:27 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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what about the time she threw her fuckin car keys in my face, or the time she went into a screaming fit of rage




Up next on Dr Phil: Battered Mope Syndrome.






Somebody throw that in the quotes thread please...
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#412438 - 03/31/09 09:34 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Anonymous
Unregistered


we are all so jelous...may i PLEASE be you for just 1 day....I want to know see how the "other half" lives....

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#412439 - 03/31/09 09:35 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Peteybilt Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 22
Quote:

This thread confuses me. You'd never expect a porn star to date a douche in an Affliction shirt or a crazy stalker that posts her private info online. They usually are such a good judge of character.

Both of these guys have a little Paul Snider in them.





who the fuck is Paul Snider? and whats wrong with Affliction shirts? they like fuckin rock dude.

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#412440 - 03/31/09 09:39 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_80

Don't you know it's all about Ed Hardy now? It's douche bag approved.

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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#412441 - 03/31/09 09:45 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Peteybilt Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 22
nah, ill still rock the affliction shit for awhile. and im not a douche. i just like to look good.

and im nothing like that snider dude, id never even hit a chick.

oh, and eric, i dont have a beef with you dude (aside from thinkin u went a little too far). i was just lettin it be known that i havent given out any of brees persoanl info, that was all. i dont wanna get involved in any of that shit.

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#412442 - 03/31/09 09:51 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Guys, Pete & I are NOT the same person, I assure you 100% (for what good my word is).

OK, get the fuck outta here, "peteybilt"! I wondered why you disappeared from her Myspace page. What brings you to XPT, eh?

Com'on Grizz, leave him alone. I trust him for time being.

And I know I'm gonna get alot of flack for this, so fuck it, but "I" was the 28 year old virgin. Eat that motherfuckers, lol. I have no shame.

Hey Pete, would you bewilling to testify in court for me?




Clearly, you and Petey need to date. Do you guys have THAT little going on in your lives that you need to tattle tale on a message board about a chick who didn't live up to your expectations? We now have two guys in the Bree Olson Hurt My Feelings Club. Threads like this just show that you can't move on. I know there are only 6 girls in your zip code who haven't had kids yet and don't weigh themselves on a richter scale, but you need to focus on other things. I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.
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#412443 - 03/31/09 09:53 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Clearly, you and Petey need to date. Do you guys have THAT little going on in your lives that you need to tattle tale on a message board about a chick who didn't live up to your expectations? We now have two guys in the Bree Olson Hurt My Feelings Club. Threads like this just show that you can't move on. I know there are only 6 girls in your zip code who haven't had kids yet and don't weigh themselves on a richter scale, but you need to focus on other things. I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.




Ladies and gentlemen, you have just witnessed greatness.

Threads over now. Everybody move on.

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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#412444 - 03/31/09 09:53 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Get the fuck outta here! I wondered why you disappeared from her Myspace page.

Pete, would you be willing to testify in court for me?




Oh yeah, what happened was Rae moved me down her top 8, until i was off it. then she said she didnt want me to call her anymore, and if she wanted anything from now on she'd call me. so i said fuck that shit, and i took her off my friends list, and she got pissed and left a message bitching me out and said i was being 'over dramatic', but she added -- and this is the kicker, that we could still be "friends". that was the end of it prety much.

but no, id rather not testify dude, sorry.




Well, if being on someone's myspace page isn't a true testament to friendship, then I don't know what is.
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#412445 - 03/31/09 09:56 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
JAGnLA Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/18/04
Posts: 119
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
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I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.




PLEASE, GIA!
Don't let our little misunderstanding become public!

Before you guys all gang-up on me - I'M JOKING!

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#412446 - 03/31/09 09:58 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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I don't care what the reasons were or your own personal issues, which I would still love to hear about as I'm a heathen and drama whore as much as anyone here; but that move is as weak as a Hastings crackwhore on valium. Serious bitch move.






This thread is all about bitch moves. Listen to these two....
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#412447 - 03/31/09 10:03 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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We went to court in February over the same thing. She claimed that I stalked her, and later that I grabbed her (ie: assaulted) in Shangri-La West (Dino Zurzolo's club, another one of the guys she fucks locally) & ordered her to "come home with me". The magistrate shot her down, citing that she brought no evidence proving anything.

After I outed her on Myspace, including her birth name (_______) and home address - which I won't post here - her lawyer came to me last Friday & asked that I take them down. Now he's threatening a harassment case against me, and ordering that I take down the blogs with her home address on them




Repping IAFD since 06, yo! Way to make the talent feel comfortable being in a porn database, Eric.

Question: You had the law intervene because you were allegedly stalking someone THEN you out their real name on myspace? Good job, dude. I know you weren't stalking her, but nevertheless, there was some kind of drama with the law. Yes, we know you weren't at fault, BUT then you make it worse and draw attention to yourself by causing trouble by outing her real name? Logic would have me just back the hell off, rather I was right or not. You know, just to stay out of any possible trouble. Why welcome the chaos?

Sounds like you enjoy chaos in your life.
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#412448 - 03/31/09 10:05 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
So...

A dude who was a virgin 'til 28 who has been accused of stalking by not one but two pornstars has this to say in regards to his decision to post one of said whores' home address:

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Like most things in life, you don't have to agree with it, it's just asked that you respect it.




Maybe you're a stalker and maybe you're not, Eric. But one thing is for sure, you are shockingly clueless. Like Panzer clueless. I would actually feel sorry for you if you weren't prone to sporting muttonchops.

Let me ask you a question: Do you realize that if anything was ever to happen to Bree, say like her car is keyed, or her home is broken into, or she's abducted by aliens, or, god forbid, she's assaulted by a masked assailant, you would be the prime suspect? This thread alone is enough to put you at the top of LE's hit-list, let alone whatever websites you've created to further smite her. Now I know what you're thinking: I would never do anything like that to her, so LE would have nothing on me. Perhaps. But would you like the attention of the cops? What would your work think about it? How about your family? Use your fucking head and do whatever you need to do to get laid because clearly going so long without getting pussy has fucked you up in more than a few ways.
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#412449 - 03/31/09 10:07 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_80

Don't you know it's all about Ed Hardy now? It's douche bag approved.




DERAILMENT! That Ed Hardy thing breaks my heart. I was just IMing (izzat what the kids call it) last night. Don Ed is one of the last remaining links to the old masters of modern American tattoo and one of the few westerners that really had ties to the old Japanese tattooers.I grew up idolizing him, Lyle Tuttle, Shotsie Gorman, The Dutchman and a few others. Now douchebags everywhere rock his shit. Almost makes me wanna go for a laser appointment...

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#412450 - 03/31/09 10:09 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Ruin Trajectory Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 274
Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...
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who the fuck is Paul Snider? and whats wrong with Affliction shirts? they like fuckin rock dude.




Do you wear your tap out hoodie over your affliction shirt? I wish you would take a quantum leap into the body of John Matua a split second before he fights Tank Abbot
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#412451 - 03/31/09 11:34 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
If petey and rae rae can't make it, then what chance is there for the rest of us?

What are the odds of two guys getted head fucked by bree olsen posting here. I love it.

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to be honest dude, her pussy is tighter than a motherfucker. she's just a big drunk whore who enjoys playin mindgames.

but i dont play that shit, i can get pussy anytime i want, dont need the mental baggage that whore carries




I bet not a day goes by she doesn't regret leaving you



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"I" was the 28 year old virgin. Eat that motherfuckers, lol. I have no shame.






HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Explains a lot. (wackness flashbacks)

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Oh yeah, what happened was Rae moved me down her top 8, until i was off it. then she said she didnt want me to call her anymore, and if she wanted anything from now on she'd call me. so i said fuck that shit, and i took her off my friends list,


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That is the single gayest thing that I have ever read on XPT. Ever.....




If by gay you mean fabulous then im right on board.

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her birth name (Real name edited out to protect the guilty) and home address




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rachel the person is very different from 'bree'.






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Rachel can be a great person when she wants to be. Especially when you watch her baby the cat, Dr. Sniffles.




We have a new front runner for the gayest thing ever posted on XPT.


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Clearly, you and Petey need to date. Do you guys have THAT little going on in your lives that you need to tattle tale on a message board about a chick who didn't live up to your expectations? We now have two guys in the Bree Olson Hurt My Feelings Club. Threads like this just show that you can't move on. I know there are only 6 girls in your zip code who haven't had kids yet and don't weigh themselves on a richter scale, but you need to focus on other things. I've been hurt before, too, but you don't see me snitching on the person all over the internet.




Gia what in the fuck are you doing? This is XPT when a guy is on the ledge you don't talk him back inside the building, you give him a slight nudge and enjoy the show as he falls. This is the best thing posted here since ive been back for sure.


Edited by Smelly Monkey (03/31/09 11:44 PM)
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#412452 - 04/01/09 12:02 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Someone please change the song 'I'm Fucking Matt Damon' to 'I'm Stalking Bree Olson.' That would be awesome.
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#412453 - 04/01/09 12:27 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
saddleback Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/04/07
Posts: 107
Loc: OC
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#412454 - 04/01/09 01:08 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Why would Bree have ever dumped both of these Princes Among Men?

This thread needs to go right to the top of Willie's 'Best of XPT.' Endless entertainment from these douchebags.

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#412455 - 04/01/09 02:50 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
After the virtual hogpile, as usual, Random was probably the most spot on in his analysis of me. I appreciate not being labeled by people who have little understanding of the situation outside of "move on". I don't appreciate being used...by ANYONE. I'm a confrontational person in real life, and yes, not very social unless I'm drunk. I don't hang out with too many people, so I guess by XPT standards I'm a sociopath. I enjoy butting heads as often as I can. It's the catalyst in me that keeps some balance, in this fucked up, over-sanitized shithole country we call home.

Just like the Shawna Lenee incident (on XPT) in early '07, I don't expect anything less from the population here. The only difference is I didn't fuck her.

BTW Pete: Afflication & Ed Hardy/Christian A. are both overpriced shit clothing for douchebags. Nothing better to show off y'er man tits & beer belly than a skin-tight 'drawing', regardless who drew the design.

I'm taking a long-needed break. Adios.
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#412456 - 04/01/09 02:56 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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After the virtual hogpile, as usual, Random was probably the most spot on in his analysis of me. I appreciate not being labeled by people who have little understanding of the situation outside of "move on". I don't appreciate being used...by ANYONE. I'm a confrontational person in real life, and yes, not very social unless I'm drunk. I don't hang out with too many people, so I guess by XPT standards I'm a sociopath. I enjoy butting heads as often as I can. It's the catalyst in me that keeps some balance, in this fucked up, over-sanitized shithole country we call home.

Just like the Shawna Lenee incident (on XPT) in early '07, I don't expect anything less from the population here. The only difference is I didn't fuck her.

BTW Pete: Afflication & Ed Hardy/Christian A. are both overpriced shit clothing for douchebags. Nothing better to show off y'er man tits & beer belly than a skin-tight 'drawing', regardless who drew the design.

I'm taking a long-needed break. Adios.




Is that a court ordered break?
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#412458 - 04/01/09 06:33 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Can we go ahead and give Eric the 2009 XPT Phloggie Award for most spectacular self induced crash and burn of the year?
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#412459 - 04/01/09 06:48 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
great thread, would read again.
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#412460 - 04/01/09 06:55 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Barry the Pirate Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/09/08
Posts: 8433
Loc: Great Pacific Northwest
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Barry The Pirate has a writing style that tells me he has spent a little (or a lot ) time here. I can't put a finger on it tho'.




I think I've lurked maybe 6 months. My writing style is how I speak. I think it sounds more real that way. I fashion myself a psuedo- intellectual that uses lots of dry humor mixed with a fairly decent vocabulary mixed with a lot of swearing. In reality, it's a coping mechanism because I'm a fat, lazy, balding, self- loathing jerk. I'm an old USENET veteran, so trolls and such are old hat,

Since I finally got my feet wet here, I'll probably post a flurry, then get bored and taper off. Then flurry again. It's a cycle I use on most forums I'm active on.
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#412461 - 04/01/09 07:43 AM I also banged Bree Olson
Willie D Offline

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I don't know what you two dudes are talking about, my experience with her was quite different.

...ahem...

I saw her across the bar We traded innocent glances as we nursed our drinks. I decided to go over and see what made this girl tick. She introduced herself as "Bree." "You mean like the cheese?" I jokingly asked. "No, silly," she replied tapping me on the knee. It was a bad joke for sure, but I saw that sparkle in her eye that told me her affections were to be won on this night. Yet she was wounded. She complained of a loveless relationship with a man she called Pete, and was terrified of a stalker named Eric who had been threatening her. I told her to forget her worries for a while, tonight we would celebrate.

We danced and talked until the lounge closed. I offered her a ride home, and she was eager to invite me inside. We continued a long, slow dance to Vivaldi's Le quattro stagioni. Then it happened--our lips brushed against each other, and the full extent of our passion became clear. Our bodies pressed against each other as our lips explored. I swept the young lass off her feet and carried her to the doorway of her bedroom. "Kick off your shoes, girl," I advised. "This is gonna take awhile." In moments, our naked bodies stood face-to-face, our desires explicit. As my lover laid down on the bed, she invited me to join her. As our tongues swirled against each other, I felt her hand take my erect manhood and guide it inside her. Our bodies rocked and swayed to the music filling the house. And as the Italian master's "Presto," came to its frenzied crescendo, my lower moaned to me, "Come with me, sir! Fill me with your lust." At that precide moment, her body spasmed in orgasm, seemingly unable to control herself. I filled her completely, as she had wanted. "Where have you been all my life?" she asked. "No man has ever done that for me. Now hold me tenderly, lover," as we both fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning, as I prepared to leave, we embranced in a moment of ultimate connection. But the look on her face showed what we both knew--our love was too forbidden, too taboo. At least we would have this one night to remember for all times. As I turned back to her, a single tear ran down her cheek. That tear will stain my memory until I die.

Fin.

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#412462 - 04/01/09 10:41 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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We went to court in February over the same thing. She claimed that I stalked her, and later that I grabbed her (ie: assaulted) in Shangri-La West (Dino Zurzolo's club, another one of the guys she fucks locally) & ordered her to "come home with me". The magistrate shot her down, citing that she brought no evidence proving anything.

After I outed her on Myspace, including her birth name (...) and home address - which I won't post here - her lawyer came to me last Friday & asked that I take them down. Now he's threatening a harassment case against me, and ordering that I take down the blogs with her home address on them.





The best part, Eric, is that you can't leave well enough alone. You'd rather have the consequences of the law stepping in and slapping you with a criminal record for the rest of your life, all so you can express yourself on myspace. Good luck finding your next job or doing anything in life...with a criminal record. And have fun paying those legal fees. All because you couldn't just drop it.
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#412465 - 04/01/09 11:38 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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28 year old virgin.... Atleast he's stalking a chick that fucked him, and not a stripper that allowed a lil extra roaming on the lap dance.

After 28 years, I could imagine how many chicks he had "special friendships". It makes me think of the Sherminator on American Pie. Seems Bree's only crime here was fucking this dude.
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#412466 - 04/01/09 11:55 AM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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#412467 - 04/01/09 01:25 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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A big thanks to all contributors to this great thread. I've enjoyed myself.

I didn't see eye to eye with Eric on a lot of things, but I understand his actions. I don't say I'd do the same, but I don't say I wouldn't either.

P.S.
It's kinda sad to see him getting lectured on ethics by some other posters.
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#412468 - 04/01/09 02:11 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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So was this Aprils Fools a day early or is the kind of stuff Epic Fail is made of?.
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#412469 - 04/01/09 02:16 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Eric being quick to call someone a fanboi is like when Skurt Lockwood would get defensive about being called gay. And we all know how that turned out.
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#412470 - 04/01/09 02:46 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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I don't appreciate being used...by ANYONE. I'm a confrontational person in real life, and yes, not very social unless I'm drunk. I don't hang out with too many people, so I guess by XPT standards I'm a sociopath. I enjoy butting heads as often as I can. It's the catalyst in me that keeps some balance, in this fucked up, over-sanitized shithole country we call home.

Just like the Shawna Lenee incident (on XPT) in early '07, I don't expect anything less from the population here. The only difference is I didn't fuck her.



I'm taking a long-needed break. Adios.






You fucking baby.

Don't come back until you grow a pair of balls you little bitch.

Maybe you can go to Moneky's former secret hideout.

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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#412471 - 04/01/09 02:54 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Willie D Offline

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Quote:

Eric being quick to call someone a fanboi is like when Skurt Lockwood would get defensive about being called gay. And we all know how that turned out.


Or Donny Long...just sayin...he posts pictures of other guys' dicks on his production company website.

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#412472 - 04/01/09 03:24 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Looks like Bree's stalker can't really go away. He's sending me PM's now. Can anybody send me the number for Bree's lawyer? I'm being stalked now.


Quote:

There's no running away, it's like fighting a pointless battle? Why sit around this place & get brow beat by a bunch of degenerates who preach ethics all of a sudden.

Shame I've never been convicted of stalking anyway, even the court said there was no evidence to support that I'd ever done that. Funny how that works? And you're opinion is supposed to mean something, I suppose. Oh well, to each his own.


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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson

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#412473 - 04/01/09 03:31 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Quote:

What this thread really needs is a theme song. I'm thinking of Billy Joel's "She's Always A Woman To Me".

She can kill with a smile, she can wound with her eyes
She can ruin her mopes with her casual lies
She only fucks as many guys as she can see
she produces much butt hurt, but she's always a porn whore to me.




Those were some beautiful lyrics, Masterfully done.
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#412475 - 04/01/09 03:53 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Peteybilt Offline
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Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 22
you kno, rae actually told me abouit this eric dude, and we used to laugh about him being a virgin at 28. lol i wasnt goin to mention that, since i only posted here to let off some steem about rae rae..

but since he talked shit about me on here, i just thought id let it be known. she also said he creeped her out and some other shit i might get into later. i dont blame her for kickin that douchebag outta her fuckin life.

and eric, yes we usually fell asleep after our fucck marathons and she never tried to get me to go back home at night, i think she just used u as like sorta an inside joke.

here's a pic of us kissingg back in the day... it sure felt like love...


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#412476 - 04/01/09 04:01 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Bill Hicks Offline
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Whiny bitches up in this thread, yo.

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#412477 - 04/01/09 04:08 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
RobertX9 Offline
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Registered: 10/07/08
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Loc: South Carolina, USA
Jesus fucking Christ could Bree have picked a couple more pathetic fucking losers? surprised she doesn't drink a bottle of draino just thinking about these two.

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#412478 - 04/01/09 04:09 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
Peteybilt Offline
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Registered: 03/31/09
Posts: 22
who me? im not whinin, im just tellin it like it is.

and i recent the posts where people called me a douche or a loser, im actuially a stand up dude.

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#412479 - 04/01/09 04:12 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Ft. Wayne must be a bastion of eligible bachelors.
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#412480 - 04/01/09 04:18 PM Re: i banged bree olson!!
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Registered: 10/07/08
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Loc: South Carolina, USA
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Ft. Wayne must be a bastion of eligible bachelors.




Bree needs to have an intervention if she keeps gravitating towards shitheads like these 2.

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