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#40849 - 07/26/04 10:56 AM Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
TonyMalice Offline
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As a user recently observed:

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Monsieur: In the ongoing feud between him and Brandon Iron, he's so consistently tedious that he makes Brandon's frank self-obsession seem sprightly and entertaining. It's hard to believe that Monsieur is providing this service to Brandon for free. Maybe he isn't.




After a recent investigation by the sleuths here at XXX Porn Talk we have come to the conclusion the Monsieur and Brandon Iron are in fact the same person.

I'm sure each one of them will come on here to refute this, Brandon by promoting Baker's Dozen and Monsieur will come on to bash illegal immigrant foreigners.

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#40850 - 07/26/04 12:17 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
JRV Offline
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Brandon is attacking Steve Holmes?
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#40851 - 07/26/04 12:27 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Quote:

Brandon is attacking Steve Holmes?




Brandon would bash his own mother if it gave him a opening for a shameless plug .This doenst surprise me at all .
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#40852 - 07/26/04 01:57 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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I thought we are only allowed one user name. I hope I am not talking to myself on here or with 1 person with multiple personalities.
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#40853 - 07/26/04 02:08 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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It would certainly explain why Monsieur only posted when Brandon and Steven Holmes posted. Interesting way to hype your shit. Rather clever, in retrospect.
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#40854 - 07/26/04 02:21 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Brendan is Brandon. Tony wants to be Brandon. Monsieur can never be Tony. Who is on first and what is on second.

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#40855 - 07/26/04 02:25 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Ahah
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#40856 - 07/26/04 02:40 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
JRV Offline
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Sounds like a confession to me.
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#40857 - 07/26/04 03:45 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Quote:

It would certainly explain why Monsieur only posted when Brandon and Steven Holmes posted. Interesting way to hype your shit. Rather clever, in retrospect.




Yep , hes about as clever as those losers who sell their kids for crack .

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#40858 - 07/26/04 04:40 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
JRV Offline
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From the posts Steve Holmes made here and on other boards I'm pretty sure he didn't know it was Brenda insulting him at every turn. Oops.
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#40859 - 07/26/04 05:31 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
DukeAbercrombie1 Offline
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Registered: 10/27/03
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unless, Monsieur is god, then no, he is not Brandon Iron.
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#40860 - 07/26/04 06:03 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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There is good and bad in most religions, so if the positive side is Brandon than the yang to that yin is Monsieur
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#40861 - 07/26/04 07:38 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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In that case... I think there are a few CERTAIN people who should fess up their concealed identities as well if Brandon Iron's is going to be revealed. AHEM!!!

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#40862 - 07/26/04 08:33 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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For the record Tony wasn't idly looking at the logs looking for someone to call out: this one is my fault.

Last Thursday night I finally cracked over a post where Monsieur (Brandon) seemed to call Melissa Lauren an "illegal alien whore". This kind of thing had been going on as long as I can remember, so repetitious as to be spam. You'll never get porn talent to post and participate if Monsieur is what responds to every post they make, and Monsieur had worn the topic out dozens of posts earlier.

I was in a pretty bloodthirsty mood and sent Tony a note demanding a free hand to deal with Monsieur once and for all. I had tried many times before to influence Monsieur and now the gloves were off.

Anyway that's what started it. Tony wanted to look at the history of posts before I organized a lynching, and that led to this discovery.
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#40863 - 07/26/04 09:09 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Brandon,

do you have to explain anything to me?

Steve Holmes
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#40864 - 07/26/04 11:27 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 383
Tony,
Easy way to find out is for the moderator to check the IP address of both Brandon and Monseur.

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#40865 - 07/27/04 02:58 AM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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It's funny to go back over "monsieur's" old posts. Here is his second post.

Quote:

Another ADT refugee

I too am a banned user from ADT. I have since gone back on with another isp, but have not posted there because I'm waiting for the right opportunity to make my next banning worthwhile. They believe in the first amendment with a good dose of censorship.
I have heard however that they will soon change their name to APXT--Adult Platinum X Talk. Those guys are on there so often they may just as well. Grandpa Holmes seems to think that everyone wants to know when he changes shirt and Balding Brandon is everywhere with his new company. Surfing TV I found him on the Disney Channel and the 700 Club. The doorbell rang and there he was with Grandpa and his walker trying to sell a video. I don't know why some of these guys don't realize that sometimes quiet is better.


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#40866 - 07/27/04 03:41 AM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Registered: 03/07/04
Posts: 111
if monsieur is brandon, that begs the question... who is brandon? i know he's not schreck. and i don't think he's a package of reese's peanut butter cups because his cum would be peanut buttery and brown. i think he's tammi lynn s. i'd much rather work with her than him, so that's my story that i am believing from now on!

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#40867 - 07/27/04 05:07 AM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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I was wondering who Monsieur was. I think it would take a real obsessive compulsive type to haunt all those threads. If he was doing it for sales I could see Brandon doing it. No such thing as bad publicity.

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#40868 - 07/27/04 07:03 AM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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this could be hilarious, and the demons/multiple personalities of brandon will only get funnier than incognito bukakke fiascos. i blame the actively practicing witch jewel denyle.

but then again, spells and tree spirits are for simpletons---it could just be the same instant/autonomic deal lurid has with monkey going on here. weird and annoying, but not to the point where i would feel better knowing they were put down like animals as w/hisexcellency and therock, if it's ip-checking time, fire theirs to law enforcement as heads-up.
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#40869 - 07/27/04 08:03 AM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Registered: 10/28/03
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of course he is. brandon got caught posting on adt as someone else telling those fools how great his movies were. wouldn't surprise me.

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#40870 - 07/27/04 08:59 AM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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totally missed that one, that leaves him 4 hours a week to make movies when he's done with talking to himself and press releases on the internet. he's actually one of the better sports i've seen and hard to hate, but platinum x might make better stuff without so much spellcasting and planting moles in bukakes.
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#40871 - 07/27/04 09:04 AM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Hey, I give Brandon credit, the feud was good and it got people to pay attention to what movies he was releasing- Kudos, put Brandon in charge of the CIA. Plus if Monsieur ever accepted Brandon's offer of a free DVD he wouldn't have to pay much for shipping
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#40872 - 07/27/04 09:58 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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How psychotic. Spending hours a day talking to yourself online. Brandon, the next time your shooting in Europe, do yourself a favor and check yourself into The University Of Vienna. They may be able to help you.
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#40873 - 07/28/04 05:00 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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I post by one name and one name only: Brandon Iron. Not sure what bothers you so much about self-promotion. My small modicum of success is no threat to anyone, I am sure. Relax and ignore, my friends. It's merely a coincidence that the movies I promote out-perform the movies I do not promote. I simply cannot afford NOT to take advantage of this free advertising.

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#40874 - 01/20/05 03:36 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
smutspov Offline
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Posts: 9489
Quote:

of course he is. brandon got caught posting on adt as someone else telling those fools how great his movies were. wouldn't surprise me.




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#40875 - 01/20/05 03:46 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
wth brought this back smut? did he get caught over there too?

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#40876 - 01/20/05 05:51 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Registered: 10/27/03
Posts: 436
brandon irons is god!

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#40877 - 01/20/05 06:24 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Brandon doesnt have one personality much less 2.

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#40878 - 01/20/05 06:38 PM Re: Monsieur is Brandon Iron?
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Brandon doesnt have one personality much less 2.





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