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#407062 - 03/15/09 12:51 AM Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Universal Max 7
Stars: Rebecca Linares – Summer Luv – Mya Mason & Layla



Themes
Puke, Piss, Verbal Degradation, Slut, Slapping, Spreaders Rape, Teen


Production or Street Date
2006 Max World DVD Release Date :2003,5,6
Available Formats: DVD - VHS
Running Time NA

Source and Price Paid: http://jadedvideo.com/UniversalMax7Euro Ver. $69.95 ERU Uni Max 7 DVD $24.95 US

Notes:
This is a review of the entire DVD. + equals includes - equals does not include

And So It Begins:
Welcome back racing fans for another fucked up Max review, today's DVD is Universal Max 7. Starring in the first scene is the famous Rebecca Linares shoot, up second is Summer Luv in a puke fest and last we have skinny fucktoy Mya Mason and the side kick Layla, production dates are 03, 05, 06 if you care about that crap.

Our first scene takes place in Barcelona, some screen shots and tipbits from the convention (Lucky fuckers actual have live sex shows on stage, wish they could do that here, land of the free my ass!) anyway, Rebecca is our first victim... Er....star, she is wearing a short mini with a cute pink top, not very slutty but she is very cute, long dark hair with some type of hair bonnet, nice legs and medium/small tits, she is also carrying her teddy with her (which leaves me wondering, does Max take this teddy with him on the trip, sick bastard!)

The scene starts off in a hotel room, on the couch, Max is quick to check out her body, then sits her on the couch and starts to finger her as he comments on how hot she is:

Max: You look really hot, I just want to be your friend. I just Love your teddy bear
Max: This girl is just prime meat, nice and teeny
Max: Ever been ass raped before?


Rebecca does not verbalize that much since English is not her first language, Max is quick to finger fuck her, then he goes right to her ass and starts the ass rape while degrading her, all the while Rebecca is holding her teddy and moaning, no signs of any real distress yet.

+ Indoor hotel shoot (good lighting) Sound Quality (Fair/good. Editing is good no big cuts) No annoying Music!


What's I Liked:
The upside down puke fucking is hot, Rebecca makes some great sounds while she gets skull fucked, not much puke to begin with but it works out. Max then gets pissed that the whore is not taking the cock all the way down, so he says ”fuck it” and throws her on her knees and ass fucks her, its here that Rebecca starts to break and cry, after a few rounds of sodomy and verbal assault Max feels she is more willing to take the cock down her throat, as opposed to the ass rape, he then flips her back over on the couch and opens up her pie hole with cock.

-Ass Rape-
Max: Yeahyaa, that’s it teen porn star yeah, that's it you little fuckhole.
-Move to gag-
Rebecca: crying, ahh, please, please stop.


Max then flips her back over on her knees while he is sitting on the couch and introduces his cock back to her mouth while grabbing her hair, some really nice skull sounds ensue along with the camera flashes catching the action. I also love it when he forces her to look at the camera with her face all fucked up, and says "puke fuck the cunt” good stuff. You will also witness some demented stuff as Max holds the teddy bear in front of Rebecca as he ass fucks her, she sucks her thumb during this scene, Max really does have some Daddy, Daughter issues, but god bless him.

The blow jobs scenes are hot since Rebecca has a sexy young fresh face (read)(not much meth use, yet) her body is trim and tight with a nice light tan so the ass fucking shots are also prime.

Max does some reverse cowgirl while sitting on the couch, some very nice slap shots as he slaps her during the ass fuck with the obligatory “it’s all your fault” (after watching so much Max, I have also come to that same conclusion, blame the whore!)

The next position is on her hands and knees while she gags on cock, some more nice degradation talk and skull sounds, Rebecca unfortunately does not bring that much puke up, the piss pump shots are really hot with Max pissing in her mouth and on her face while controlling her and slapping, I loved the gag sounds here as well. Back to the ass rape, bent over on the couch. Rebecca is wearing high heels during most of the shoot, then he pulls them off and plays with her feet, so you foot fetish freaks will like that.

Max Ends the love story by doing a mouth cum shot while degrading Rebecca, she looks cute with her mascara running, sadly there is hardly any lipstick, she waves goodbye, saying goodbye in broken English, end scene to window shot.

What you Will see
+ + Piss +Mouth/Cum Shot ++Light Slapping ++Verbal Abuse
What you Wont See
- Specs - SideKick - Smoking - Fisting - Gape - Puke

Scene Rating 8.5 out of 10. The verbal and slapping is tops, the whore is prime meat, as for me, I would like to have seen more lipstick/Makeup, some spreaders and smoking to complete the degradation, also, not much puke or slime buildup.














Scene Two - Summer Luv and Max:

I love summer, she is not perfect and its those same qualities that kinda make her a turn on, she has that girl next door slut look, besides that, Summer always gives her best in any scene with Max, she takes the abuse like a champ, and knows what guys like, a stupid teen that fucks anything. The scene starts off at chateau le Max, in the blue room on the tan couch (boo, we want yellow!) Summer is wearing some ugly tight shots, no ass cheeks hanging out (love that) her hair is also in ball ribbons. Watch as she attempts to sit down, the fucking shorts are so tight on her midriff she can’t bend, so she plops down, lol stupid cunt!

Summer is made up teeny style.

Verbal fans will like this one as well, Summer is always good at playing the part and sounding sexy and dumb. As always, Summer wants to be a model but guess what, Max needs to make her SKINNY, so beings the pukefest.

Max: You know models need to be real skinny.
Summer: Yeah, I know that, I know, you just put your fingers in your mouth (inserts fist into mouth)
Max: You’re smart, ever have help?
Summer: Uhhuh, yea my friend Bobby and Jimmy and some other guys, and my Daddy’s, but we don’t tell Mommy.

God I need help for enjoying this shit!

+ Indoor Home shoot (good lighting) Sound Quality (Good) Editing has no cuts) No annoying music!

Summer tries to stand but cant (fat fuck) she then shows off her body, Max is quick to have her kneel on the couch while he sits, the gagging starts, and less then 1 second later Summer pukes up a load of yellow shit (me thinks she had eggs for breakfast) she throats it deep and hard, love the lipstick smears, all the while Max comments on what a good girl she is and how nice and skinny she will be. Summer makes some good gags sounds and you get some quality spit/puke and slime over her face, Summer is always quick to comment on her being a “puke whore”, I loved the shots of summer face and she looks into the camera as Max pisses down her gullet, the mascara is running and she is looking ever cute.

Summer: I’m gross, I’m special, You know why I am special?
Max: why?
Summer: Cause I go to special school!


God Love ya summer, can’t decide if I was turned on or off by the puke egg coming out of summers nose, and I mean allot of it, this whore knows how to be a good toilet!

The next part had summer laying on the couch legs up as Max ass rapes her, check out the butt plug she had in her all the time. Summer does some great verbal exchange and looks hot with her makeup smearing, also some shots of her ass leaking out lube/shit “Ass-pump the little cunt mister!” “shit fuck me mister cause I’m bad, I’m a cunt!”

(I’m not making this up people, I swear.)

Summer proceeds to puke herself bringing even more junk up all over herself. Max them moves her to the upside down couch position and piss/gag fucks the whore, after a long gag section he lays her on the couch and fists her for a few minutes, sadly no good gapes. My favorite parts comes up as Summer is moved to her knees and Max uses the spreaders to open up her skull, Summer looks super sexy with the spreaders and puke/piss eye makeup all over her, good shit! After some kneeling and upside down spreader work, Max has her sit on his lap then lay down as her ass pumps her, all the while her cute skull is ripped open
(aint love grand!)

The ending is Summer fisting herself and puking while Max dumps his offspring into her pipe, Summer then swallows and spends the next 3 minutes trying to puke it all up to Max’ s delight.

What you Will see
+ + Piss +++Puke/Slime +MouthCum Shot ++Verbal Role Play +Fisting +++Dumb Whore +Spreaders
What you Wont See
- Specs - SideKick - Smoking - Slapping

Scene Rating 9.0 out of 10: Summer puts out as usual, although the fucking is not the strong point, the puke scenes are top notch and hard. The spreader scene is always hot! As always, I wish they had used more lipstick and some smoking action, other than that, a great scene!








Scene Three – Mya Mason, Layla and Max:

Mya, Mya, Mya, this chick has the hot little tan (duh light black) skin with a hot little skinny body, her face is cute when made up, she has crooked teeth, but I can forgive that with her sexy holes and all. Mya is wearing a little mini and yellow cut off shirt, her hair is in long pig tails and medium makeup, our side kick Layla joins the fray, unfortunately, Layla has not gotten the props at first since she had such big shoes to fill (Miss you Cat!) but truth be told, Layla has really stepped it up as of late, she, as always looks hot and skinny, a wonderful body and cute face, this along with the fact that her scenes have been getting harder shows that Layla is turning into a top notch fucktoy. Amway’s, Layla has on a sexy skinny, tight red dress, (Bet xxx Gia would love it!)

This is the best scene on the DVD in my opinion.

Layla finds Mya in the hotel and takes her cloths shopping, the action starts off very fast as Max pushes down Mya on the couch and moves up her mini and starts to finger her as Layla helps hold open her legs, Max slaps and degrades Mya as he finger her, Mya is quick to go into distress mode.

+ Indoor Hotel shoot (night, good lighting, a little dark) Sound Quality (Good) Editing slight cuts) No annoying music!

Max: Nice little fuck box, yea, you’re gonna be an actress today!
Max: Come here you fucking stupid slut, kneel down. Slap.


Max then precedes to skull the shit out of Mya’s head as Layla holds her arms around her back all the while Max controls and slaps her face, good Stuff the skull job last for about 3 minutes, nice and rough here people (Anita Blue, Jessie rough!)

The next scene is PURE PERVERSION, while still kneeling, Max takes a cut off bottle, then forces the top end into Mya’s mouth and pisses down her throat, “gargle it you stupid little cunt!” WOW, the look on Mya’s face is priceless! The look on Layla’s face as she watches and holds the slut down is one of pure “delight in degradation” she loves it. Max pulls it out and slaps her, degrading her all the while, he then proceeds to do it all over again, the gargle sounds are so fucking hot and Mya is totally destroyed. YEEHAW!

Well, after showing how much he loves and appreciates Mya’s toilet skull, he pushes her on the couch and skulls her more, as she screams and layla slaps her ass and smiles, Mya's got a nice tight ass.

Max: This is the tightest little teen I’ve fucked in a couple of weeks!
(Comment) For fucks sake, I swear, if I got to fuck the quantity of whores that Max does, I would do 4 years in jail in a heartbeat!

This goes on for a good 3-4 minutes all the while Layla is slapping Mya’s ass, Mya is of course hysterical, crying and she really seems to be into the abuse, this is not acting here people, this whore is really submitting to her fantasy, of the 4 Mya’s scenes I have seen with Max this one would be the hardest.

They then switch to Mya sitting on Max’s lap while Layla shoves a dildo in her pussy, then the mouth, and trust me, she *shoves* it in her mouth pretty hard. Max takes amble time to slap her and degrade her further, Laya is a total doll, every so often looking at the camera and smiling, making sure her body is in the right position looking her best. (good girl!)

This lasts for about 2 minutes at which point Max pulls Mya over the couch, head laying back and proceeds to drill for throat oil (gotta trade mark that term) next we see more puke, piss and crying, people Mya is pretty fucked up:

Mya: I CAN”T BREATH!
Max: Who gives a fuck, it makes my cock feel good
Max to Layla: Come over and piss on her face!


Layla obeys like a good fucktoy and mounts the chair and pisses on Mya’s face, really fucking hot scene, after pissing, layla begins to fist Mya, nothing too deep since this whore is really tight. Next position had Mya bent over doggy style, she has been crying all through the entire scene, intermediately saying stuff like “I should not have come here” “Please, mister don’t” the doggy shot is short then back to the reverse throat fuck with pissing for a few moments then back on Max’s lap with the dildo in her mouth, Layla then gets up on the couch and fists her mouth and pukes on Mya’s face (Max you need to feed Layla more before the puke scenes) she does not bring much up but water and piss.

I got all excited when I saw Layla take out the spreaders and put them on Mya’s skull, unfortunately this does not last long only a minute or so, no close ups of her face.

More reverse, then the end cum shot in the mouth, pretty hot scene with Mya completely destroyed, love the fact that after the pop layla went right for the seed on Mya’s face to lick it off, Max had to stop her and let the camera capture the after pop better.

The ending is a total blast with Mya crying her eyes out, Max helps her up then bends her over and ass fucks her while grabbing her pig tails, he does this for a second or two then throws Mya to the couch "used and abused," we leave the scene with Max telling Layla to get rid of her.

What you Will see
+ + Piss ++Puke/Slime +MouthCum Shot ++Verbal Abuse ++Piss Tool +Side Kick +Slapping + Spreaders
What you Wont See
- Specs – Maya’s Dignity -Smoking

Scene Rating 9.0 out of 10: I give this on e a 9.5 for it's pure lack of dignity, Mya does a great job falling into her personal hell, Layla is hot as shit, not much more you could ask for.











In Closure
All said and done, The DVD is top notch, every scene is one to remember, as stated the Mya scene is the hardest and best, but Rebecca is the sexiest, and Summer is a must see for puke fans. Max fans are sure to delight in it’s perversion, Vivid fans are sure to gasp and call Max a “demented freak” to them I say, fuck you and your Jenna Jameson, good night and sweet dreams.




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#407063 - 03/15/09 02:01 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
Eminence Front Offline
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Sorry for the low quality scans peeps, I got lazy and used the auto capture instead of framing them myself.

On the other hand, should this shot be entered into the "dead eyes thread?"



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#407064 - 03/15/09 02:14 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Great review, thanks.

I've seen the Rebeca Lineras scene somewhere but none of the others.

Also I thought the caps were fine.
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#407065 - 03/15/09 11:51 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Mad Max: man or monster?



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#407066 - 03/15/09 12:29 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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I soooo love the idea of him in prison.. shame it wasn't life...
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#407068 - 03/16/09 03:28 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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I saw that scene with Rebecca Linares and her displeasure was real. She had no idea what she was in for...
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#407069 - 03/16/09 06:52 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
Eminence Front Offline
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I'm not evil and I’m not a one dimensional character, I have many facets in sexuality that either intrigue me or invoke revulsion, that being said, I've always had healthy relationships with women and feel that any man that forcibly takes a women without her consent should be shot. However, Max makes extreme porn and HIRES These women on the terms that they would perform sex acts and role play for money, these women know and accept that they are to be seen as objects for the enjoyment of the viewer.

Max is a conscientious professional, anyone who has ever watched more then one of his films can see that even during the scenes he is constantly checking on lights, advising his cameramen, and making sure the shots are up to the level his fans have come to expect, even down to the exact details of the girls fingers being spread open, and the toes pointing forward.

During a sex scene, you go with the flow, you try to push the whore and get the best out of her, if you honestly think that during filming everything just flows into place, you are sadly mistaken. Many of you people are at odds but don’t know it, since you enjoy gag factor and other films that include abuse, but since those shots are absent of any emotion of the female or are otherwise edited for your protection, it is somehow okay for you as long as you are blind to the suffering of the star, to you I say that you need to take a reality check and understand the facet and environment that these video’s are being made.

Max is not the cause of this disillusionment, he is a product of it, for the enjoyment of you and I, the purveyor.


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#407071 - 03/16/09 06:59 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Quote:






If I was lost and stopped somewhere to read the map, I would not want THIS leaning in my window offering to help. :shudders:
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#407073 - 03/16/09 07:12 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Quote:

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Many of you people are at odds but don’t know it, since you enjoy gag factor and other films that include abuse, but since those shots are absent of any emotion of the female or are otherwise edited for your protection, it is somehow okay for you as long as you are blind to the suffering of the star, to you I say that you need to take a reality check and understand the facet and environment that these video’s are being made.

Max is not the cause of this disillusionment, he is a product of it, for the enjoyment of you and I, the purveyor.





Abuse? Gag Factor is love, ask Julie Night.

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#407074 - 03/16/09 07:14 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
Eminence Front Offline
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So where is the footage of Max telling her through a translator what he was going to do to her, before the cameras started rolling?




So you honestly think *everything* can always be discussed before a sex scene?? Secondly, who knows what was discussed maybe Paully has an exit interview, regardless, it's extreme porn dude, or let me guess she didn’t know what extreme porn means!

Using Occam's razor, what’s more likely, she knew what was involved but did not enjoy it, but stuck around for the money, or she was thinking it would involve some light kissing and missionary style then cried rape but Max and is cohorts forced her to stay in the hotel room.


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#407076 - 03/16/09 07:32 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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And I want proof Dynamite knew what she was getting into before Gag Factor 2! I demand it!

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#407077 - 03/16/09 07:35 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
Eminence Front Offline
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If you are going to perform extreme sex acts on a person it would probably take five minutes to explain what you are going to do first. That's not a lot of time. Secondly, if she didn't know what was coming next, and the act was introduced later in the scene, she would have more reluctance to walk off the set, then if she was still fully clothed and the action hadn't yet started.

And yes, there is a good possibility she didn't know what extreme porn meant. However perhaps Pauly can provide the tape that shows otherwise.




Good porn is not scripted, you have her bent over you realize she looks wicked hot and you want to introduce something new to the scene, you can never anticipate the changes that may go on!

And come on, you honestly don't think she understood why she was there, you've always been critical of Max and this is blinding your judgment; me thinks. Is being pissed on or slapped that much a degree worse then lets say double anal?

And BTW, "Reluctance" is not rape, anyone who performs in porn is reluctant at first and maybe everytime.
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#407079 - 03/16/09 08:20 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Girls who go to film with Max, have been advised to watch some of his tapes to see what they'll be in for. I doubt that what Max does differs radically from one scene to another. For example, pissing in a girls mouth, he could easily advise her that was coming before hand. You first were arguing that what Max does was planned ahead of time, and now you are using the spontanity argument. You should argue one or the other, not both at the same time.

I'd like to see if she knew she was in for "extreme" sex when she showed up, or she thought it was just another fuck scene. I'd say that both being choked, gagged, pissed on, and double anal are bad when the PW didn't agree to these acts beforehand because they can't speak English.

Personally I think that any PW that agrees to do double Anal is a bit nuts because of the risk that she'll end up in adult dipers.

As far as reluctance goes, you have a PW that's already disrobed, doesn't speak English, and is in obvious discomfort when Max starts manhandling her. How easily can she say No! when she can't speak English?




Simply put, you can't plan for everything, could we agree on that?

The fact of how much English she speaks is irrelevant, sex acts are a universal language, your judgmental attitude towards Max is comprised of a viewing of a tape that features her *discomfort* of performing some sex act, (simple anal and oral including) otherwise she acquiesced to every position that was performed, it was her duty to bring a halt to the scene, not Max’s.

As I have stated before in off hand terms, if the amount of discomfort is the key for your denouncement, you’ve got allot more videos out there to burn then just Max’s
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#407080 - 03/16/09 08:21 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Quote:

As far as reluctance goes, you have a PW that's already disrobed, doesn't speak English, and is in obvious discomfort when Max starts manhandling her. How easily can she say No! when she can't speak English?



Perfect; get more of these sluts on the list

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#407082 - 03/16/09 09:19 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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Seems like I recall the translation coming out to something like he speared or rammed my ass with meanness or something like that. I truly do think she was overwhelmed by the scene but not that she can't take that shit but just wasn't expecting it. I've seen other scenes of hers that were just as rough anally !
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#407083 - 03/18/09 09:00 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD.
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I wonder if Max eats asparagus before he pisses in their mouths. I think I would.
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#551383 - 04/23/12 08:11 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: Eminence Front]
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After reading the "Hardest Scene Ever" thread I did a google search and found this little gem of a review. It's worth a bump.


Edited by nassim (04/23/12 08:38 PM)
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#551416 - 04/24/12 03:23 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: NitneLiun]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: NitneLiun
I wonder if Max eats asparagus before he pisses in their mouths. I think I would.


I don't think Max eats any fruits or vegetables.

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#551435 - 04/24/12 10:21 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: gia jordan]
smutspov Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan

I don't think Max eats any fruits or vegetables.


These days I bet Max will pretty much eat whatever the soup kitchen at the homeless shelter is serving.
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#552003 - 04/30/12 06:55 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: turningblue]
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Originally Posted By: turningblue
I saw that scene with Rebecca Linares and her displeasure was real. She had no idea what she was in for...


The fact that she hated it makes her scene instantly more stroke-worthy.

Also thanks a million to the OP for the review! I have a lot of Max stuff downloaded (no shit), but I have low attention span when it comes to porno, and I'm sometimes bored by a full scene. Reviews like this are AWESOME for me to understand the true depravity and perversion of the scene and then I can look for the best parts and enjoy them!

I read a review on ADT (haha) recently about the Max Hardcore vs Jessie scene, and how it was so real and how Max really breaks her with no sympathy and how she really hated it and people were "uncomfortable" watching it ... all along reading this I thought to myself damn I HAVE to watch this scene! Looked through my hard drive, I had it all along! Now KNOWING how some people may be appalled by it, and the graphic textual descriptions of its perversity made it all the more stroke worthy! I love Max Hardcore scenes that get "real" and knowing the girl really hated it! hahahahaha like take it you dumb cunt! LOL. Love the dumbass stupid bitch Summer Luv too .... would have been hotter dyed her hair blonde. Then she'd be a dumb blonde pink fuck hole useless after you've sprayed cum on her bitch face! HAHA!

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#552017 - 04/30/12 01:33 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: Eminence Front]
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A link to the ADT thread would have been nice douchebag.


Edited by nassim (04/30/12 01:45 PM)
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#554557 - 05/25/12 07:20 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: nassim]
max_core Offline
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Originally Posted By: nassim
A link to the ADT thread would have been nice douchebag.


Here you go cumstain: http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/and-i-thought-i-was-a-big-fan-of-max-hardcore/2


Next time try not to sound like such a whiny skid-mark when requesting links, I may not feel so generous.

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#554630 - 05/26/12 07:37 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: Eminence Front]
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Max's response in that thread is fucking gold:


"Early days, smurly days. People have to move on with their lives, and either you change and adapt, or you die. In my case I'd be relegated to the discount bin. For me, change is easy, because I'm always on the move - going places.

Things were much slower back in the early and mid 90's. Then MTV really caught on and the pace picked up considerably. When I watch my early scenes, which we're remastering and re-editing now for my site and DVD's, I'm amazed how slow the story moved. That would never do now days. No sir-ee!

As for Jessie in Hawaii, of course those scenes were real. She got into a roll she had knew only too well. There's two types of girls in this world, dominant ones and submissive ones. In the latter catagory, there are what I call, 'natural born victims.' That's where Jessie comes in.

Hard as it is to understand, girls like Jessie just ain't happy unless they're getting their ass pulverized. No love-makin' needed here buddy. Use me, and abuse me, and I'll be coming back around anytime you like. We've all seen it, wondering, why does a chick goes out with an asshole who treats her like shit?

And as someone noted, Jessie came back after the first session. She would have been back for more I'm sure, but I had to hit the road. When I told her I was going to rachet it up a notch in the second scene, she simply said, 'don't leave any bruises, please.' Of course I never do, because I would never hit a defenseless whore with a fist or something hard. Stage-slapping, however, is another matter.

Whatever is going on in the head's of girls like Jessie, I'll propably never understand, and it really isn't my department. But if girls like her are okay with it, and people want to buy it, then I'll continue to make it.

But I can certainly understand why some folks don't like what I do, and that's okay with me. Whatever turns your crank folks. What I'm not okay with, it people trying to impose their values on me. But that's the way it's always gone for me; people with head-trips afraid that they might like what I do, or whatever, telling me that what I'm doing is wrong. Two words here, pal: Fuck + You.

I'm a pornographer - which, by common definition, is an outlaw. If my work doesn't stir up some controversy, or put me on the wrong side of the law once in a while, then I might as well just retire and ride off into the sunset."

Max

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#554634 - 05/26/12 08:19 AM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: max_core]
nassim Offline
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Registered: 04/18/11
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Originally Posted By: max_core
Originally Posted By: nassim
A link to the ADT thread would have been nice douchebag.


Here you go cumstain: http://forum.adultdvdtalk.com/and-i-thought-i-was-a-big-fan-of-max-hardcore/2


Next time try not to sound like such a whiny skid-mark when requesting links, I may not feel so generous.


LMAO. It took you thirty days to cook up that comeback, brainiac? My comment was offered as a constructive criticism, not a request.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.

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#556399 - 06/07/12 04:26 PM Re: Review- Universal Max 7 Full DVD. [Re: Eminence Front]
tattypatty Offline
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Wow thanks for posting that. ha i would LOVE to find out her take. anyone know where her second scene with Max is?
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