haw haw... boy is he deluded about overrated Nirvana & himself...
:http://www.kurtlockwood.com/info/art.php
Hey everybody, I'm a huge Nirvana fan (as if you already couldn't tell by my name haha). Anyway, Kurt Cobain was a huge influence on my life. My interest in him proved to be a gateway into a lot of cool things like pro-women attitudes, liberal politics, not to mention some really awesome punk rock. When he killed himself, I imagine it must've been what it was like for the Baby Boomers to lose John Lennon. He was the voice of Generation X, my generation, and he's gone forever. So I wrote a play about him. It's a one man show told from the perspective of "Kurt" himself called "Ladies and Gentleman, Live From Purgatory, The Man Who Sold the World...KURT COBAIN!!!". The dialogue is made up of 95% actual KURT quotes from at least a hundred different interviews culled from about fifteen different sources. The set up is this: Kurt is in Purgatory for committing suicide. What is purgatory to the former rockstar? It's playing a "VH1 Storytellers" kind of thing where he talks about his life then plays his songs that pertain all culminating with his death by self-inflicted shotgun wound to the head. Anyway, heroin-abuse and suicide notwithstanding, I found a lot of inspiration in the life and work of Kurt Cobain. I hope you enjoy the play, it's rather too long I know, and there are plenty of grammatical errors I'm sure but as Kurt Cobain once said that captured the zeitgeist of Gen X "......oh well, whatever, nevermind."

Never could understand the "appeal" of Kurt Lockwood. He attracts some really sexy, classy women but he is just this kid who looks like he hangs around pool tables all day.

LB.

Holy sheepshit, Cheech, this has got to be a parody...

(looks at site)

BWAHAHAHAHA! It's true! I guess the Hamilton Steele Pseudo-Intellectual That Used to Sell His Wife's Panties on Ebay trend is growing!

I have to give him credit though, there's a real lack of plays out there that have three exclamation points in the title.

I just love the image of this guy in a room with millions of Kurt Cobain posters, leafing through hundreds of old copies of Rolling Stone and RIP and Melody Maker arranged around his bong. Ava Vincent stumbles in through her quaalude stupor.

"Kurtie, are you going to go to work today?"

"I'm doing REEESEARCH! And close the door!"

Shit, I should be a litterateur...

How could you not link to Kurt's moody auteur style photograph? It just screams "artist." Oh, and "meathead," "gimp," and a few other things.

That damn Finklestein shit kid

I saw him in a Shane's World College film, and I never thought for one moment he was one of the kids who was going to have sex. Until he did that is.

LB.

I think the arab got me smiling w/ that image of studboy leafing through his Spin collection and in memory of Kurt memorial mags. what's even more hilarious or scary is that this wanna-be William Shitspeare is serious....

People who take themselves too seriously deserve the be ground up like so many unprocessed fish heads. This guy is Version 2.0 of Jeremy Steele, mark my words. Any day now he'll be emailing Luke with song lyrics about STDs and the loneliness of the porn mook.

Smut...

To be or not to be -
A pornstar!

Kurt Shakespeare (2004)

LB.

Bumping this lost gold nugget for Raoul.

Oh hell I can't let this go without taking my shots too.

Kurt if you are going to idolize someone go all the way. A real life reenactment of the final act from your masterpiece is the only way to go.

GOLD!!! Thanks Perv. I wonder if he realizes that "The Man Who Sold The World" is actually an old David Bowie Tune. Probably Not.

Skurt's been strangely quiet since his assault on Gram. My letter ran on LIB, Adult FYI and RogReviews, plus here and ADT. And I haven't heard word one from him. Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch. I was at least expecting an ALL CAPS tirade on my MySpace. But Nothing. All I got was a couple of half-assed replies from Brian Scott, and the best he could do was call me "Raoul Puke" in one of them. Wasn't worth a response. So Mr. Fitzgerald thinks he's Brendan Behan, does he? Too Funny.

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Kurt Cobain was a huge influence on my life.

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Couldn't have been too much of an influence, he hasn't yet.

This is making me look at Cobain's death in a new light. I've always thought that being married to Courtney Love would be enough to make anyone deep throat a shotgun barrel but maybe there was something more to it. What if Lackwood sent Cobain a demo of his band along with a letter [typed in all caps of course] stating how inspired he was by Cobain and that Cobain is the reason for him starting a band. Cobain listens to a cassette tape that sounds like a cross between a wheelbarrow of cats being tortured in a washing machine and a box of kitchen utensils being dropped down a flight of stairs and is overcome with guilt about being responsible for this talentless piece of grunge afterbirth picking up a guitar. When Cobain realizes that this cross dressing Keebler Elf is his musical legacy he does the only noble thing possible to correct the situation .

This post bores me. Your intelligence is less than a crab... Yes the STD kind. If you want to rip apart Lockwood, lets be more creative. This is something Have2 would write.

Hey, Ghostshadow, how's the Jules stalking going? Just Curious.

Far be it for me to argue with someone who has far more first hand knowledge of and a greater intellectual fascination with crabs than me.

Bump for the newbies.

When any of you haters who posted here write anything more than a check for your credit card/porn dvd purchases, then you can make fun of me writing a full-length play. Fuckin' retards.