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#397863 - 02/08/09 04:08 PM Haley Hot
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I can say it…..I am in love with the idea of being in love. I feel electricity when a nubile neophyte slips off her shoes to reveal toes lovingly embraced by cotton. My cock tingles and tap dances like oil dripped into a hot frying pan when cooking breakfast for a one night stand. Zing…..zang…..wang……photons and neutrons and cum-soaked electrons ricchochet off my brain and cattle prod my pleasure center. I am fucked up and jolting to an entirely different kind of orgiastic electricity.

But enough of the weirdness. Ignore the smooth skin. Forget about the panties she is showing you in her suitcase, asking you to choose how to dress her. She is my life-size Barbie without the hard plastic crotch.

1pump2pump3pump4…….5pump6pump7pumpmore. Cumshot blasting. My penile schooner demasting. Wind taken from my sail, I am dead in the water. Capt. E. Rection goes down with his ship.

Thank God that tomorrow brings a life preserver in the form of a perfect o-ring of another woman’s asshole. I think I’ll just crawl into it and let the soft pink walls hug my ribs. Yes, colon, I will nuzzle with you. Wrap me in your tender embrace while I wait for the rocket’s red glare. Your bum’s bursting my air.










A few more exclusive pics are posted at the blog at www.brandoniron.com. Haley will appear in SHE IS HALF MY AGE series as well as an update at www.loadmymouth.com.


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#397864 - 02/08/09 04:54 PM Re: Haley Hot
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#397865 - 02/08/09 05:35 PM Re: Haley Hot
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I like it real and amateur. If you want flawless studio lighting, buy Hustler.

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#397866 - 02/08/09 05:53 PM Re: Haley Hot
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amateur not mean shitty

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#397867 - 02/08/09 06:14 PM Re: Haley Hot
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Feel free to post your own flawless pics instead of knocking mine, Mr. Flynt. I love what I do and have no plans on changing it. It ain't broke and it ain't in need of fixing.

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#397868 - 02/08/09 06:45 PM Re: Haley Hot
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I do and have no plans on changing it.




You don't have to swear it

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#397869 - 02/08/09 06:57 PM Re: Haley Hot
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Where are your pics already?

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#397870 - 02/08/09 07:01 PM Re: Haley Hot
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She just looks like she has a New Jersey accent.
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#397871 - 02/08/09 07:39 PM Re: Haley Hot
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Nice eyes ! The blue and the brown !
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#397872 - 02/08/09 08:21 PM Re: Haley Hot
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NOT. HOT.
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#397873 - 02/08/09 09:00 PM Re: Haley Hot
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pull the hook out... and put her back in the water before she dies!



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#397874 - 02/08/09 11:12 PM Re: Haley Hot
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I'm standing behind my little slut. I totally am!
I'm standing FIRM behind her....nice and firm.......and long and hard.


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#397875 - 02/08/09 11:16 PM Re: Haley Hot
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I'm standing behind my little slut. I totally am!
I'm standing FIRM behind her....nice and firm.......and long and hard.






Q. What's long, hard and has seamen in it?

A. A submarine.
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#397876 - 02/08/09 11:19 PM Re: Haley Hot
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Quote:

NOT. HOT.




Gia, I am going to draw your face on a piece of paper, crumple it up tightly so as to constrict your cartoon breathing, and Photoshop it directly in Steve Holmes's ass. You belong on your knees on a floor rimming men old enough to be your father. Your nose should be forced into an older man's asshole so that you can inhale....hard. You should always associate the smell of doody with your own shame so that each time you drop a deuce personally, you will rage with self-hatred.


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#397877 - 02/09/09 02:05 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Gia, I am going to draw your face on a piece of paper, crumple it up tightly so as to constrict your cartoon breathing, and Photoshop it directly in Steve Holmes's ass. You belong on your knees on a floor rimming men old enough to be your father. Your nose should be forced into an older man's asshole so that you can inhale....hard. You should always associate the smell of doody with your own shame so that each time you drop a deuce personally, you will rage with self-hatred.




If you ever stop making porno you could get a job as a writer for Hallmark Cards or Mills & Boon...you've brought a tear to my eye, sir.

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#397878 - 02/09/09 02:24 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Gia, I am going to draw your face on a piece of paper, crumple it up tightly so as to constrict your cartoon breathing, and Photoshop it directly in Steve Holmes's ass. You belong on your knees on a floor rimming men old enough to be your father. Your nose should be forced into an older man's asshole so that you can inhale....hard. You should always associate the smell of doody with your own shame so that each time you drop a deuce personally, you will rage with self-hatred.




Ah...I love a good meltdown.
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#397879 - 02/09/09 02:56 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Posts: 5849
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I like it real and amateur. If you want flawless studio lighting, buy Hustler.



"Amateur" is OK when it applies to the girl, not when it refers to the photographer.

Most of those shots are way out of focus.
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#397880 - 02/09/09 02:59 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Quote:

I like it real and amateur. If you want flawless studio lighting, buy Hustler.



"Amateur" is OK when it applies to the girl, not when it refers to the photographer.

Most of those shots are way out of focus.




To be fair, I'd have a hard time focusing a camera while have my dick sucked.

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#397881 - 02/09/09 05:57 AM Re: Haley Hot
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There's no cock except in the last pic, and it managed to avoid her there.
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#397882 - 02/09/09 06:48 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Quote:

Quote:

Gia, I am going to draw your face on a piece of paper, crumple it up tightly so as to constrict your cartoon breathing, and Photoshop it directly in Steve Holmes's ass. You belong on your knees on a floor rimming men old enough to be your father. Your nose should be forced into an older man's asshole so that you can inhale....hard. You should always associate the smell of doody with your own shame so that each time you drop a deuce personally, you will rage with self-hatred.




Ah...I love a good meltdown.




The only meltdown going on will be the sweat/shit combo melting down your face as you extract your snout from Steve Holmes's ass. Remember being under the hot lights on Valley sets in the dog days of July, Gia?

Of course you do.

You will never forget them or the silence of the lambs.

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#397883 - 02/09/09 06:52 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

NOT. HOT.




Bullshit. You'd do her if the price was right.
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#397884 - 02/09/09 06:54 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Quote:

Most of those shots are way out of focus.




I guess "way out of focus" is a relative phrase. Honestly, they look fine to me. They aren't perfect. The girl is not perfect. I'm not perfect. I don't put out Perfect 10.

That magazine, PERFECT 10, is out of business.

My site, www.loadmymouth.com, is going strong.

I'll let you know when I start www.perfectpicsofphotshoppedbabeskindoflikewhenyouseethoseboxcoverswithgirlswithREALLYblueeyesandunnaturallywhiteteeth.com.

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#397885 - 02/09/09 07:04 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

NOT. HOT.




Bullshit. You'd do her if the price was right.




Nah, I'd do a jankity guy before I'd do a jankity girl.
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#397886 - 02/09/09 07:40 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Well, I keep offering but you keeping dodging, babe.

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#397887 - 02/09/09 07:49 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Not sure what jankity means but I got a feeling I meet the requirements.
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#397888 - 02/09/09 07:50 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Oh yeah?? How many STDs do you have? Man, I hate competition.

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#397889 - 02/09/09 08:25 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Active none ! Non active noyfb !
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#397890 - 02/09/09 08:36 AM Re: Haley Hot
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I'm just saying that anything you can do, I can do better.

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#397891 - 02/09/09 06:14 PM Re: Haley Hot
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I didn't deny it you big headed sumbitch !
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#397892 - 02/09/09 08:45 PM Re: Haley Hot
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Gia, I am going to draw your face on a piece of paper, crumple it up tightly so as to constrict your cartoon breathing, and Photoshop it directly in Steve Holmes's ass. You belong on your knees on a floor rimming men old enough to be your father. Your nose should be forced into an older man's asshole so that you can inhale....hard. You should always associate the smell of doody with your own shame so that each time you drop a deuce personally, you will rage with self-hatred.




Ah...I love a good meltdown.




his lithium order didn't arrived yet

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#397893 - 02/09/09 09:18 PM Re: Haley Hot
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Lithium? More like Lysine to keep the herp outbreaks down.
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#397894 - 02/10/09 04:44 AM Re: Haley Hot
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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I use Listerine, it's true. Confidentially, I hear you need it, too.

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#397895 - 02/10/09 07:11 PM Re: Haley Hot
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