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#396739 - 02/03/09 05:31 PM Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I didn't get that vibe from her. Weird Hollywood older stripper reality older stripper _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#396740 - 02/03/09 06:59 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Hydes been there and done that, boss. Where does it go from here?. I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?. Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks). Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions. Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396741 - 02/03/09 07:37 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: Hydes been there and done that, boss. Where does it go from here?. I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?. Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks). Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions. Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go. Awwwww how touching, coming to her defense in multiple threads, its going to earn you a lot of extra mwahs and online love you lous. Im not invested enough in the back story of hyde/pretty feud to know, nor was my post a real attack, more of a keen observation, nor is the sense of irony lost on me that she goes by the name pretty. Save face? please, everyone who knows of me here knows I have horrid grammar and without the function of spell check I am equally as dreadful, I guess thats why I post on a spank board instead of an F scott fitzgerald forum, but its cute in a swami kinda way that you would defend any pair of tits that give you attention, all be it from a very safe distance online, monks. "so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past" _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#396742 - 02/03/09 07:57 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: Hydes been there and done that, boss. Where does it go from here?. I know the markets tough and all but a foreclosure.. here?. Fucken FASCIST... I know what you're doing(sells pfizer stocks). Actually I'm going to go back and Mispel sumthing. Save some face and all, yes?. Take it out on the work force, blame the Unions. Carry on.. Nothing to see here.. Off ya go. Awwwww how touching, coming to her defense in multiple threads, its going to earn you a lot of extra mwahs and online love you lous. Im not invested enough in the back story of hyde/pretty feud to know, nor was my post a real attack, more of a keen observation, nor is the sense of irony lost on me that she goes by the name pretty. Save face? please, everyone who knows of me here knows I have horrid grammar and without the function of spell check I am equally as dreadful, I guess thats why I post on a spank board instead of an F scott fitzgerald forum, but its cute in a swami kinda way that you would defend any pair of tits that give you attention, all be it from a very safe distance online, monks. "so we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past" It hurt me that you took that serious. It cut me deep, bro. I mean step back and look at it. I'm where you were and you me. Fighting over Pretty real time?. Fucken.Pretty. It's just not Monkey. Just not the legend. My dreams are shattered and the interwerb will never be the same for me. It was all about your love Monkey, never hers. wHEN did you get so jaded?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396743 - 02/03/09 08:14 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: It hurt me that you took that serious. It cut me deep, bro. I mean step back and look at it. I'm where you were and you me. Fighting over Pretty real time?. Fucken.Pretty. It's just not Monkey. Just not the legend. My dreams are shattered and the interwerb will never be the same for me. It was all about your love Monkey, never hers. wHEN did you get so jaded?. Lou, if im known for anything besides my poor grammar, its how serious I am, you of all people should know that. I still love you, as for me being jaded well people said they noticed a turn in my attitude when I was berated on the f.scott board for daring to suggest that tender is the night was far superior to the great gatsby. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#396744 - 02/03/09 08:28 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Any fucker from Long Island is accountable for his own issues, yes?. And then theres Yale, on Beanpot week.(harvard..pffft..lol) Anyhow.. I love you too, lets hug it out, bitch. I can't believe we fought over Pretty and Hyde.. lol I mean when you see roadkill and the winged rodents that feed off of it which user would you assign vertical advantage?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396745 - 02/03/09 08:40 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	two lions in the same cage taking swats at each other for lack of proper feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. meantime, carry on delinquents. haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since the on set spat after some jokester switched Knox's blue pills with Brandon's white pills.
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#396746 - 02/03/09 08:49 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: online love you lous. For a seconds there I thought e-love was too in need of a bail out, then I realiZed it said "Lous" and not "Iou's". _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396747 - 02/03/09 08:58 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: two lions in the same cage taking restless swats at each other for lack of a recent feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since Bran and Knox had that spat on set. meantime, carry on delinquents. I'm way more shook up over the Christian Bale outburst. Planes in teh Hudson..Mehh Israeli shitstorm.. huh..wha?? Black president... *lifts a cheek Michael Phelps sucks... fine, whatever Bale/Jamesn pwns on audio...MONEY _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396748 - 02/03/09 09:09 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	like you said, hug it out.
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#396749 - 02/03/09 09:15 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Erase erase... That looks young and Monkey never wore heels(weak ankles.. don't ask). _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396750 - 02/03/09 11:48 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
MR WHIP Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/29/07 Posts: 178 Loc: Woodland Hills	pretty iz fugly!! u fanboiz' r really'h blind'; _________________________ "A thief knows a thief as a wolf knows a wolf." Persian proverb'ah
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#396751 - 02/04/09 12:01 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	Pretty do you do gangbangs and fuck other guys too? or you only fuck with that fat Amish guy?
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#396752 - 02/04/09 12:08 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	MR, Yooz iz an illiterets. Douchebag. She has alot of potential and is a work in progress, she is ready, willing, and able. She shows her tits on here and that alone says alot about her, she is a good person and I think she is cute. I am not one to say good things very often if at all about humans. But I get a good feeling reading her posts. It makes me feel like not everyone out there is rotten shit. And for the record I'm no fanboi or whatever. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396753 - 02/04/09 12:24 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	pretty have a nice milf look, like lisa sparxxx
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#396754 - 02/04/09 01:33 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: two lions in the same cage taking swats at each other for lack of proper feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. meantime, carry on delinquents. haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since the on set spat after some jokester switched Knox's blue pills with Brandon's white pills. No. Since Monkey vs King, but this is the lite version now with splenda. P.S., I loved The Wrestler. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#396755 - 02/04/09 04:48 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	lol ah that picture its an old picture i dont know what else to say ? i can post someting more recent if you like? love, pretty Attachments 384010-DSC03523.JPG (125 downloads) _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396756 - 02/04/09 04:54 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	aw thankyou im tryin posts like monkeys justm ake me try harder to be ab etter looking whore if that old pic didnt exist to shame me into the gym, then id not be as improved as ive gotten so far right? some people are just mean, and i knew that alot of mean people were here on xpt and liked it and stayed anyway ive always liked mean boys iprobably made a mistake coming out and saying i liked monkey thats too soft for xpt lol id have done better calling him names but im not very good at insults so its all good love, pretty Quote: MR, Yooz iz an illiterets. Douchebag. She has alot of potential and is a work in progress, she is ready, willing, and able. She shows her tits on here and that alone says alot about her, she is a good person and I think she is cute. I am not one to say good things very often if at all about humans. But I get a good feeling reading her posts. It makes me feel like not everyone out there is rotten shit. And for the record I'm no fanboi or whatever. _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396757 - 02/04/09 04:56 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	i havent done a gangbang yet no but id love to yes i fuck other guys too i did a two guy blowjob thats the most so farim still in colorado so it is hard to get properly violated here as there is not much content being shot here gotta get to LA... Quote: Pretty do you do gangbangs and fuck other guys too? or you only fuck with that fat Amish guy? _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396758 - 02/04/09 04:59 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff like a troll pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy i have about thirty of them on this board at least he creative ones pm me instead the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396759 - 02/04/09 05:31 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
inebriated kiwi Internet Tough Guy Registered: 12/25/08 Posts: 843 Loc: Sydney Australia	Quote: oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff like a troll pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy i have about thirty of them on this board at least he creative ones pm me instead the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum There are 30 guys here stalking you?
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#396760 - 02/04/09 06:04 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	threat assesment says theyre nothing to worry about they used the word "unremarkable" _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396761 - 02/04/09 06:05 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	some of them become friendly after a while _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396762 - 02/04/09 07:14 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Quote: oh andi dont have a backstory either for the hyde thing monkey he kind of just follows me around xpt saying mean stuff like a troll pretty typical xpt fan/stalker guy i have about thirty of them on this board at least he creative ones pm me instead the pm's are really much much worse than the stuff they post in the forum I wouldn't call one post and a pic "stalking". Maybe in proportion to the sparse attention you're used to getting from men. I suppose it's all relative. But Christ, you should read the lurid and graphic threats I send to Gia every day. Listen Maude, I was only making the observation that any other poster that averaged that many hair-twirling lol's per post would've gotten the treatment by now. And personally, I don't think your looks rate high enough to earn you a mulligan. Not trying to be "mean"... just keepin' it real. Now please, proceed with your meltdown. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396763 - 02/04/09 10:00 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	uh huh _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#396764 - 02/04/09 03:50 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: Quote: two lions in the same cage taking swats at each other for lack of proper feeding. let's see what we can round up for y'all. meantime, carry on delinquents. haven't seen this much misplaced brotherly energy since the on set spat after some jokester switched Knox's blue pills with Brandon's white pills. No. Since Monkey vs King, but this is the lite version now with splenda. P.S., I loved The Wrestler. Now ^ that's XPT. That's how it's done. Brutal honesty and all, yes?. Sadly the answer is NO because most of you meatsticks can't function in society much less process logical thought. ANYWAYS. I really wasn't taking a run at our lord and master(peace be upon his name)Monkey. He's just not the replay type much less playing a Sportscenter loop to a Hyde post. Monks, what's up this weekend?. Wanna come over and have a few drinks. I'll rent Hope Floats. I told Bornyo that I was going to be out of town so he'll be there too. Holla back, girl. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396765 - 02/04/09 05:18 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	^I'll just let this little guy > do all the talking for me, you two have met before right?... _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396766 - 02/04/09 06:30 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Well look who thinks they're somebody. Does this mean your gonna man up and respond to all my replies directly, or you gonna bitch-step like it always was, meat?. Then there's the hilarity of you including Monkey(his lord and highness, blessed be his name) in the callout. Fucken retards.. they get those checks from the state and suddenly think their spines are straight. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396767 - 02/05/09 12:38 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Quote: Now ^ that's XPT. That's how it's done. Brutal honesty and all, yes?. Sadly the answer is NO because most of you meatsticks can't function in society much less process logical thought. ANYWAYS. I really wasn't taking a run at our lord and master(peace be upon his name)Monkey. He's just not the replay type much less playing a Sportscenter loop to a Hyde post. Monks, what's up this weekend?. Wanna come over and have a few drinks. I'll rent Hope Floats. I told Bornyo that I was going to be out of town so he'll be there too. Holla back, girl. Excuse me for saying so, but I think you're spending a little too much time sweating over your place in the xpt hierarchy. Ever consider making some real life friends? _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396768 - 02/05/09 01:56 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Judging by the way everyone on here talks to eachother. Myself included. I doubt making real life friends is easy. I mean real, real life, not just aquaintances. Lou. While were on the subject of straight spines. I have a hard time believing any part of you is. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396769 - 02/05/09 09:24 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Ever consider making some real life friends? Christ, you are the last person here that should post something like that Hyde. Next time your bathing in a Burger King restroom, look in the mirror and see yourself for who you really are. Reality is waiting, come join the party. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#396770 - 02/05/09 02:51 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	I'm already making you look stupid in another thread Jeffy. Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396771 - 02/05/09 03:34 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Oh, oh!.. I wanna come to the party!... Hyde are you Darrah? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396772 - 02/05/09 04:55 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Quote: I'm already making you look stupid in another thread Jeffy. Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too. Ohh ffs.. Too easy. You're smart enough but you lack personality. Creeping people out was so obviously your excuse for never having a girlfriend, in your town at least. Then there's the fact that the best you can do with all those smarts is be the boards pedahomo type. Well done, well played. Now take your devastated ass and go to the corner. We'll call you when we need you. And when I say call you I mean shoot you in the back of the head. Tardpower, I just know your nipples get hard when you read my posts. I'm sure they are digging into the top of your feet as I type. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396773 - 02/05/09 05:16 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: We'll call you when we need you. And when I say call you I mean when we need you to recomend a good book. . Tardpower, I just know your nipples get hard when you read your posts. I'm sure they are drilling holes in to the ground as you type. Fixed. DO I have to do everything around here or what?! _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396774 - 02/06/09 12:51 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Quote: Quote: I'm already making you look stupid in another thread Jeffy. Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too. Ohh ffs.. Too easy. You're smart enough but you lack personality. Creeping people out was so obviously your excuse for never having a girlfriend, in your town at least. Then there's the fact that the best you can do with all those smarts is be the boards pedahomo type. Well done, well played. Now take your devastated ass and go to the corner. We'll call you when we need you. And when I say call you I mean shoot you in the back of the head. Tardpower, I just know your nipples get hard when you read my posts. I'm sure they are digging into the top of your feet as I type. That was a bit like watching Fred Flintstone bowling. Lucky for you XPT awards more points for style than substance. I mean the imagery was colorful, granted... but most of that nonsense could've been condensed down to "Hyde's a pedo and a homo". Seriously Lou... next time you get all fired up to win honors as Gia's new sig line, pause and take a moment to contemplate your "what would Biff do?" bracelet. I know he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but he has a marvelous economy with words. All that aside though, you really should take care when referring to yourself in the plural. It only reveals how desperately you need to envision yourself as part of a group. I don't know why I expected more, but my apologies Jeff. You were saying?... _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396775 - 02/06/09 06:20 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Don't mind Hyde, Jeff. He's been in a foul mood ever since this Amber Alert thing went nation wide. The man just keeps making it harder and harder for you to find a little strange, eh Hyde?
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#396776 - 02/06/09 06:48 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Quote: Don't mind Hyde, Jeff. He's been in a foul mood ever since this Amber Alert thing went nation wide. The man just keeps making it harder and harder for you to find a little strange, eh Hyde? I'm a little overly tired, but I keep reading and rereading this line, and it still doesn't make sense to me. So I broke it down grammatically, and that still didn't help. The man[ subject ]just keeps making it harder and harder for you[ indirect object ] to find[ infinitive ] a little[ direct object? ] strange, eh Hyde? Fuck it... I'm lost. How you been h2c? You feelin' my boy Obama?! It's the dawning of a new day biatch! _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396777 - 02/06/09 07:14 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Sorry: Strange is just a little slang, you would use the slang term, hardcandy. You broke that down well, just like you break down the bodies of all the little girls you rape and murder.
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#396778 - 02/06/09 03:06 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Well it's comforting to know you're still a one trick pony. It'll be comforting when you're behind bars! The only "tricks" you know are the ones you rape and murder. Like the pony you promised that little girl before you raped her? Your mom goes to college! These are all up to your usual standards. Feel free to take your pick. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396779 - 02/06/09 03:35 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	A one trick pony? That from a one trick rider. I read your schmoozing up of Holly and all I could think was that DaBurg could do that post soooo much better than yourself. How does it feel to know, in what ever you do, he will always be a better man than you?
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#396780 - 02/06/09 03:50 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	To be honest.. Hyde is in the house. It's too bad Mark kicked him upside down in that other thread, but whatev. That happens right Hyde?. Life isn't fair and all, yes?. Like sometimes you're such a fuckup that you crash on a couch, so far from home, and fuck up the only thing that kept you from living the Bk bathroom dream. heh Ohh wait.. brevity you say. Keep is short, SIMPLE. Here's where you failed, in your own words. Hyde Quote: Give Lou a chance to finish rimming Monkey so he can play too. Imagery you say, hold the thread while you finish you cried. Your words at my leisure it seems. Yes. Go find Fattys sig.. Learn it, live it, love it. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#396781 - 02/07/09 02:00 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	4realz Lou... The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day... Quote: Imagery you say, hold the thread while you finish you cried. Your words at my leisure it seems. Yes. ...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!! I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit. _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396782 - 02/07/09 11:02 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: 4realz Lou... The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day... ...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!! I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit. Who cares who used what. You're a tool. An internet nothing. But you're welcome here as the xpt punching bag. It's funny to see you post on a board you despise so much. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense...but ok, as long as you're not out trolling playgrounds... _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#396783 - 02/08/09 01:24 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Hyde Gay For Pay Registered: 02/02/06 Posts: 911 Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...	Quote: Quote: 4realz Lou... The couch thing is Willie's and it's played out. Jeff just used the BK bathroom line the other day... ...and that's yours, but I don't know WTF it means!! I know drunk posting is an xpt tradition, but someone needs to impose some kinda moratorium on this shit. Who cares who used what. You're a tool. An internet nothing. But you're welcome here as the xpt punching bag. It's funny to see you post on a board you despise so much. Doesn't make a damn bit of sense...but ok, as long as you're not out trolling playgrounds... Only pointing out the lack of originality. But you're absolutely right. Feel free to recycle each others material till it's threadbare... seems to work for you. I don't despise xpt though. Granted there's a whole lotta autofellatio. And finding shit worth reading is like looking for the peanuts in a dried turd... but it is what it is, and if I despised it I wouldn't post. Just to give me some frame of reference though... who do you consider an "internet something"? _________________________ "We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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#396784 - 02/08/09 08:39 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	awwW! Poor little guy! He's sweet..... I mean I only skim though his posts, but so far... Well I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I have a some kind of compassion for somethings, like suddenly now I have a conscience. Just kidding, I just need to get eat or get laid. But if this lasts longer than 3 hours I will seek medical treatment or call the poison control center immediately. I was thinking, Pretty is the kind of girl I always wanted to be. Confident, funny, open to constructive criticism, friendly, outgoing, and she just has this bubbly personality not very many girls can get away with. Instead I was that douchey girl who was called a "jerk" and an "asshole ", because "bitch" was just too nice... Somewhat misanthropic I suppose. Pretty, how can I be more like you and less like.............. Me? _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396785 - 02/08/09 08:46 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
Anonymous Unregistered	Well, for starters you could show us your tits...
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#396786 - 02/08/09 08:59 AM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Well it's comforting to know you're still a one trick pony. It'll be comforting when you're behind bars! The only "tricks" you know are the ones you rape and murder. Like the pony you promised that little girl before you raped her? Your mom goes to college! These are all up to your usual standards. Feel free to take your pick. Dude! I must say, I'm impressed! You really are super smart, speaking of moms in college, I could have really used your help when I was going to school last summer,(I dropped out to get away from my teacher, the creep with a meth habit. No kidding.) So, does the rape come after the murder? fingers crossed Are you hot? Are you by any chance 62+ years old?... I hate ponies. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396787 - 02/08/09 04:25 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Well, for starters you could show us your tits... Nice trick, I mean try pony. How does someone show the unexistant, it's like trying to prove alien exist. No, not the mexi kind. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#396788 - 02/08/09 07:56 PM Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	Quote: Only pointing out the lack of originality. Like you're an original. I'm only pointing out what a tool you are here and in life. That's all. Take out your frustrations here rather than on your neighbor's kids. _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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