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#39330 - 07/19/04 01:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#39332 - 07/19/04 03:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
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#39336 - 07/20/04 07:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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#39340 - 07/20/04 10:59 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/03
Posts: 255
Loc: DoodyVille
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You mean Tom Byron? They're twins you know. 
LB. 
LOL I know they LOOK sort of similar, but I don't think anyone could confuse their directing style. Tom Byron's made some of the best porn I've ever seen, while Quasarman is, well...Quasarman. 
I agree with everyone about Zupko. Complete artsy-fartsy rubbish.
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#39344 - 07/20/04 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
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I agree with Xbit, sean michaels would top my list of the worst except I won't even watch him as a performer either anymore
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#39345 - 12/21/06 12:28 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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#39346 - 12/21/06 12:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Vivid puts out some boring porn so I say  Vivid.
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#39347 - 12/21/06 02:22 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Porn movies have directors?
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#39349 - 12/21/06 04:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
Posts: 449
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Vivid fuckers with their condom bullshit
Michael Ninn..fucker thinks he's some sorta Oscar candidate. Thorough bullshit
Tom Byron made some good series...love his style of fucking the ass while parting the cheeks from below
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#39350 - 12/21/06 05:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#39351 - 12/22/06 03:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/14/03
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and how could I forget that Bangbros son of a streetwalker with his condom bullshit.Must have sucked off PT too much, hence the influence.
And NaughtyAmerica gets some hot milfs and chicks, but fucks it up with no anal and soft fucking
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#39352 - 12/22/06 03:59 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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And NaughtyAmerica gets some hot milfs and chicks, but fucks it up with no anal and soft fucking
That's because it's NaughtyAmerica, not NastyAmerica. There's a difference between naughty and nasty.
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#39353 - 12/22/06 06:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/24/05
Posts: 326
Loc: Fort Lauderdale, FL
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Although I like him, the  worst directed movies I have ever seen were done by Kid Vegas. To go againat all of your opinions, I love most Thomas Zupko's early movies, because besides the sex, they were overflowing with creativity. In general I have never liked any Ninn stuff because it is too artsy fartsy,  overdone and darkly light. Not to say it is bad, just not my taste. I also have never seen a Private movie I liked, ( okay maybe one about dirt bikes in the desert, but that was it) They spend a huge amount of movie to come up with a mediocore product. Porn Wars was the perfect chance to kick ass and instead they blew chunks. Oh and I must not forget the first Nectar movie that came out with a press release saying it cost over $300,000 to make. And when I watched it, the artificial flowers and felt covered stage were so lame I laughed. If they spent 300k, that was including a 250k salary for the director. Ever since that, I won't watch Nectar movies unless I have too. I don't like being lied too and treated like I am extremely stupid, and by them saying they spent that amount they made themselves look like idiots, or they thought the reviewers were idiots, one or the other, but probably both.
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#39356 - 12/27/06 09:30 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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if anyone says skeeter kerkove i will personally cut their dick off. i am about to watch some porn for the first time in four and a half months and it's so going to be "ass stretchers".
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#39357 - 12/27/06 11:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 03/16/06
Posts: 228
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Didn't Matty Zane run off and become Chris Angel or something.... MINDFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!?
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#39360 - 12/28/06 11:22 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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Didn't Matty Zane run off and become Chris Angel or something.... MINDFREAK!!!!!!!!!!!?
The difference is Chris Angel has talent, Matt Zane doesn't.
is Cris Angel really a former porn director? that is fantastic! "watch as my peepee disappears down this bitch's throat" haha. cris angel is trippy as fuck. he is dating minnie driver. i wish he would magically make her head not so creepily huge.
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#39361 - 12/28/06 11:36 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I cannot believe no one has mentioned Eon Mckai here in this thread. Well consider him fucking mentioned.
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#39363 - 12/28/06 01:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
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It's been 2 more years and Quasarman still cant shoot a decent porn scene. He IS the worst of the worst. 
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#39364 - 12/28/06 02:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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but chico t's ripped the nipples off three of the girls he "represents".
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#39368 - 12/28/06 04:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Fair enough!
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#39369 - 12/28/06 09:58 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
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Loc: NYC
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#39370 - 12/29/06 10:17 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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And the winner is......drum roll.......... Stormy Daniels! 
Really? I haven't seen any of the movies Stormy has directed yet...which one provoked your ire, and why?
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