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#390810 - 01/14/09 06:32 PM life on Mars confirmed
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2133475.ece


It is being announced by NASA that there is microbe life on Mars. Does anyone agree that this looks to be one step in a multi-decades conspiracy. About 10 years ago Clinton made a big show of announcing "fossils of ancient micro life have been found on rocks/meteorites from Mars". He had even jumped the gun and based it on questionable science. I believe that every 5 or 10 years a new big announcement will be made to gradually get people used to the fact of alien life. It could be a long time before we hear about ET because hicks who take the bible literally might freak out. It is statistically impossible that life could only arise in only one place because of the infinite vastness of the universe. There are billions of suns in our galaxy - and then billions of gallaxies - and so on.

This is not to say that aliens are necessarily visiting us or that people who claim alien abductions are on the level. They are nuts. Pyschology researchers tell us that a majority of the people who tell the "adbucted and probed" story were also molested as kids and developed escapist inner fantasy worlds to cope. To test this, check if any of the the molested strippers/whores you know believe they were probed by Mork from Ork.
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#390811 - 01/14/09 06:44 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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I watched some shit on TV long time ago and in some southern state they had somekind of superchurch where people were praying some incoherent shit and some of them convulsed.

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#390812 - 01/14/09 06:47 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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I'm not sure I'm buying a scoop from a "news"paper better known for serving up large British tits, but on the whole I think this notion is very plausible.


Now, here are some large British tits.


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#390813 - 01/14/09 06:47 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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Is there porn of it?

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Damn fast answer


Edited by charin (01/14/09 06:48 PM)
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#390814 - 01/14/09 07:44 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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you got floofd.

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#390815 - 01/14/09 07:48 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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I'm not sure I'm buying a scoop from a "news"paper better known for serving up large British tits, but on the whole I think this notion is very plausible.


Now, here are some large British tits.





Nice tits. Does she have a name?

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#390816 - 01/14/09 08:21 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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Nice tits. Does she have a name?




Keeley Hazel. There's a video of her blowing some English footballer, but it's pathetic. All that talent and she's worthless in the sack. Ain't that some shit?



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#390817 - 01/14/09 10:27 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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Edit to add: radio dumbass George Noory is rappin' about this story on Coast to Coast AM right now. No sign of Richard Hoagland yet, but he can't be far off.
The presence of methane on Mars has been known for quite a while now, but I wonder if they've got something in a petri dish from the most recent Mars lander to prove that it's not an abiotic phenomenon? Whatever, here's some more large British titties:

Katie Marie

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#390818 - 01/14/09 10:29 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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I love the Page 3 girls. And life on Mars.

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#390819 - 01/14/09 10:50 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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Couldn't resist. He's fucking class, this man is....

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#390820 - 01/16/09 04:01 AM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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All that talent and she's worthless in the sack. Ain't that some shit?




With a body like that she probably didn't need to learn to give BJ's at a young age.

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#390821 - 01/16/09 04:04 AM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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It is being announced by NASA that there is microbe life on Mars.




This isn't the first time NASA has announced evidence of life on Mars. Cool if so, but I'm waiting for peer-review to celebrate.
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#390822 - 01/16/09 07:19 AM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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The difference this time is they're saying shit is alive right now.
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#390823 - 01/16/09 11:15 PM Re: life on Mars confirmed
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This isn't the first time NASA has announced evidence of life on Mars.






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