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#568160 - 09/20/12 10:10 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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A bit shirtish. Nathanial seems to think he knows the cans are already under there.




Is this pussy on a diet and what would Ingrid Newkirk's take on that be, if that is the case?





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#568163 - 09/20/12 10:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jerkules Offline
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Don't go capping too much of her Twitter stuff. She'll get all paranoid and clam up on there. Whore needs someplace to pretend to be human.

Fair game on pics from there though. That half a butt cheek is probably all we will get. Holding out on the ass is what makes her an evil whore.
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#568164 - 09/20/12 10:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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great legs.but it doest appear she has the new tits in.unless theyre gauzed up tightly.
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#568165 - 09/20/12 10:25 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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She mentioned pretending to have a life in the shout box or wherever once. It is all a front. Tough.

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#568169 - 09/20/12 10:42 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Jigaloo Offline
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She's pussy whipped.
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#568180 - 09/21/12 12:31 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule.
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#568184 - 09/21/12 12:43 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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incision?
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I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.

Figured you'd go saline because of the whole macrobiotic raw food tinged psychosis that I love about you whore...

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#568187 - 09/21/12 01:01 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Barry the Pirate Offline
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Wikipedia be his friend. He's an expert on bolt-ons. Is he maybe a doctor, is what he's hoping Gia thinks.

On to more important things. Awww...look at the kitty. I'm not going to read your tweets. Him or her? Name? Any weird, cute personality quirks? Fat? Skinny? Tell us about that cat!! I love grey tigerstripes. My 2 favorite cats were grey tigerstripes.
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#568191 - 09/21/12 02:15 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.



[/one liner Larry] Whoa Hey, and that only takes two girls with you! [ one liner Larry/]
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#568220 - 09/21/12 12:09 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule.
yup.heres bonnie rottens new fakies:



tits


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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#568222 - 09/21/12 12:30 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule.


Your tits are awesome, don't do it.
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#568223 - 09/21/12 12:32 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Now they're gonna be more awesome. Rack rack city, bitch.
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#568224 - 09/21/12 12:33 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: wannacorndog]
wannacorndog Offline
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wait, I just read part of the thread I missed. Your new B/F has multiple cats? WTF! Are you dating the Fatman? Is one of the cats named Clyde Jr?
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#568226 - 09/21/12 12:40 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
have2cit Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Tits are October 23rd. Saline. Under the muscle. 400cc's. Fake tits rule.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

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#568227 - 09/21/12 12:43 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Heh. 2 cats. Barry asked what they're like. Not sure. They're cats. They're very well-behaved and stay off the furniture. The grey one sits alert in front of the tv when my bf plays video games. The black one turns into an attention whore when his friends are over. Usually, they just sleep all day under the sofa.

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#568230 - 09/21/12 12:53 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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Are the cats on a diet right now?

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#568255 - 09/21/12 03:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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Go for it Gia. It'll hurt though...as much as you've been told, it will hurt!

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#568256 - 09/21/12 03:58 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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^^^ I know. Not looking forward to that. My nose and chin was a cakewalk. I guess I'll be gobbling down more opiates than Da Burg.

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#568261 - 09/21/12 04:18 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Bornyo Offline
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I was told it's on the level of wisdom teeth extraction on day three 1.5X.

That's actually bearable if you think about it.

You'll be fine, and it's not like you've rushed into this...you've been kicking it around on the board for years. Here's hoping you get as good a job as Melissa Lauren got. That was a woman I thought needed no work but she thought she did. And her tits came out spectacular. Best to you and I hope you are satisfied with them.

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#568263 - 09/21/12 04:21 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
incision?
inframammary

Periareolar

Transaxillary

TUBA


I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.

Figured you'd go saline because of the whole macrobiotic raw food tinged psychosis that I love about you whore...



Transaxillary. And something tells me Panzer is reading this the wrong way and getting turned on. Ew.

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#568267 - 09/21/12 04:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
frankie fatale Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Now they're gonna be more awesome. Rack rack city, bitch.
masturbanana
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#568270 - 09/21/12 05:01 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Mr. Meat Offline
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I know nothing abt fake tits. First woman I nailed with fake tits was...

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#568275 - 09/21/12 05:08 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Amazing. As soon a I switched my status to 'attached' on Ashley Madison I have women emailing me. When it was 'single' I got nothing.

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#568277 - 09/21/12 05:10 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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what do typical women look like on there?
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#568280 - 09/21/12 05:17 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Actually...there's a lot of decent looking women cheating out there and they're not fake accounts.

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#568287 - 09/21/12 06:34 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: drained]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: PipeD


"Fanlon"


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#568288 - 09/21/12 06:36 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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^^^ I get the party started.

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#568289 - 09/21/12 06:42 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
J.B.
Unregistered


As long as you're buying next week.

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#568290 - 09/21/12 06:46 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
I can't afford a $400 bar tab.

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#568291 - 09/21/12 06:56 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
J.B.
Unregistered


Damn! There goes my plan to get you to drink away your bolt-on scratch. Alright, just get the drinks started, then.

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#568316 - 09/21/12 08:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
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What sexual act do you want to perform with your new bodacious Ta Tas?


motor boating

Russian(titty fuck)

Suck your own nipples

Rub Your giant tits on a swollen wet gunch

Breast Smothering

If you can think of more whore gia please rank from 1. to .... with 1 being the thing you want to do first...

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#568324 - 09/21/12 08:39 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Whatever happens naturally. Planning takes all the romance out, no? Definitely no on sucking own nipples. I never understood that one.

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#568330 - 09/21/12 08:51 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Has nothing to do with planning it is all about what you desire the most...

If you think wishful thinking is planning then that's a matter of philosophy

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#568332 - 09/21/12 08:54 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather

motor boating

Russian(titty fuck)

Suck your own nipples

Rub Your giant tits on a swollen wet gunch

Breast Smothering



[Carnak]Name five things that Nate will never experience with any living female[/Carnak]

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#568335 - 09/21/12 09:00 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Quote:
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.


You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam.

And as for which new sex acts I desire, whatever. Haven't thought about it much. My bf has me very pleased with his skills already.

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#568337 - 09/21/12 09:02 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Steezo Offline
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Will your new boobs need daily massages so that they'll soften up and feel more natural?
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#568338 - 09/21/12 09:04 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
gia jordan Offline
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Absolutely. But the position has been filled. So sweet of him to happily volunteer.

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#568341 - 09/21/12 09:10 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Quote:
I've already expressed my opinion on that. I'm not on Howard Sterns Level but I do consider myself to experienced when it comes to boob jobs. I'f I add all the fake cans up I've had in my mouth and or hand That's tons of titties.


You sound like a john who grabs tits and makes it feel as erotic as a medical exam.


heh... I predict nates going to feel like this just turned into the inappropriate answers thread.
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#568345 - 09/21/12 09:16 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: gia jordan]
Steezo Offline
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Originally Posted By: gia jordan
Absolutely. But the position has been filled. So sweet of him to happily volunteer.


Dang, I guess I missed my chance.

However.... scratchchin ...If a stranger suddenly thwacks him on top of each hand with a ball peen hammer, you know where to find me. Also, I didn't do it.
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#568348 - 09/21/12 09:23 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
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Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
It's my dime so I'm only erotic when it serves my pleasure because whores deserve nothing but their money....

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#568349 - 09/21/12 09:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
frankie fatale Offline
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Registered: 08/30/09
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and a wad.
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i think of the past and how the future isnt how i imagined it,but the past is exactly where i unraveled it.excuses for failed attempts, gained another one i used a noose
it’s not until you fall apart you see the screws are loose-cage

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#568350 - 09/21/12 09:24 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
gia jordan Offline
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
It's my dime so I'm only erotic when it serves my pleasure because whores deserve nothing but their money....


Guys like you always think you're erotic. That's the problem.

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#568352 - 09/21/12 09:28 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
LouCypher Offline
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Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
It's my dime so I'm only erotic when it serves my pleasure because whores deserve nothing but their money....



never explain yourself, trick.
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#568355 - 09/21/12 09:32 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
whores deserve nothing but their money....



Alright Nate. How's about you get off your high horse and unload about the prostitute what broke your heart.

Fuck's Sake, man, you've been hinting at it long enough.

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#568363 - 09/21/12 10:01 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Nathanial Mayweather Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 08/30/07
Posts: 1045
Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...
I'm a self confessed psychopath so by definition I have no heart to break... Keep trying....

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#568366 - 09/21/12 10:15 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Nathanial Mayweather]
J.B.
Unregistered


Originally Posted By: Nathanial Mayweather
I'm a wannabe psychopath so by definition I have no chance in hell of getting a real live girl to come home with me, though I Keep trying....


Fixed. Go whine to Monkey.

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#568368 - 09/21/12 10:22 PM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
Mr. Meat Offline
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Posts: 1329
I wanna jerk off onto Gia's feet.

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#568386 - 09/22/12 03:55 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Originally Posted By: J.B.
Originally Posted By: PipeD


"Fanlon"


Stalker, actually, neon knight.


Originally Posted By: gia jordan
^^^ I get the party started.


Nathanial not making sense gets the party started, since Twitter would be the place to tell.

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#568389 - 09/22/12 05:55 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: drained]
the unknown pervert Offline
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The only thing Nate stalks is attention.
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#568392 - 09/22/12 06:24 AM Re: GIA JORDAN Inappropriate Question Thread [Re: Da Burglar]
fartz Offline
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Loc: Central US
To his credit, he is the only one asking inappropriate questions in the inappropriate question thread.

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